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Back to episode — Episode 2833 CWSA 05/08/25

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Let's check the stock market while people are streaming in here. Tesla's way up. SPY is up. Looks like things are up. Bitcoin is up. Rumble is up. And Nvidia is up only a little bit, huh? Thought it would be more. All right, let's get some comments going and we'll give you the show you damn well deserve. I know you do. Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It…

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tt Adams and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is tequila, a canteen, sugar flask, a vessel of any kind. Also a cup or mug or a glass.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everythin

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g better. It's called the simultaneous sip. That happens right now. Go. So good. Oh, I see the complaining has started. We got complaining complainers. Last I saw, no pope has been selected. Only the black smoke is coming out of the little chimney. Did you know that they add the chimney just for the picking of the pope? It's not there all the time. So now you know. Black smoke means no pope has…

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