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So good.
Oh, I see the complaining has started. We got complaining complainers.
Last I saw, no pope has been selected. Only the black smoke is coming out of the little chimney. Did you know that they add the chimney just for the picking of the pope? It's not there all the time. So now you know. Black smoke means no pope has been selected yet.
Did you all see the meme on the internet of orange smoke coming out of the chimney suggesting that maybe Trump had been picked as the pope? That's a pretty good meme.
I hadn't mentioned this, but you probably saw the story that there's a very large new statue that's been added to Times Square and it's a black woman. So I believe the idea was to celebrate black women. But here's the problem with the black woman statue. It turns out that like most things, everything turns political and the Republicans don't see color, at least not in the same way. So I saw some people in the comments this morning calling it the fat l
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ady statue. Now I'm not judging and I don't do fat shaming because I don't think people are fat because they want to be. But that's as big a fail as you can get if you put up a statue celebrating black women and half the country calls it the fat lady statue. Oops. Maybe they should have done a little market testing before they went with that model. Anyway, good try. Apparently there's another UF…
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