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Back to episode — Episode 2899 CWSA 07/16/25

Come on in, everybody. Grab a seat. You are in the best place that anybody could ever be. Yeah, good for you.

Just checking your stocks. Well, it's mixed. Bitcoin's up. Tesla's up. SPY is flat. Yeah, not bad. Let's get your comments working and then I've got a show for you. Oh yeah, we'll get to that.

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We got a show. Good morning, everyone, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance of elevating this experience up to levels that no one can understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass or a tanker or a thermos or a canteen, jug or…

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