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Back to episode — Episode 2899 CWSA 07/16/25

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Come on in, everybody. Grab a seat. You are in the best place that anybody could ever be. Yeah, good for you. Just checking your stocks. Well, it's mixed. Bitcoin's up. Tesla's up. SPY is flat. Yeah, not bad. Let's get your comments working and then I've got a show for you. Oh yeah, we'll get to that.

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Good morning, everyone, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance of elevating this experience up to levels that no one can understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass or a tanker or a thermos or a canteen, jug or flask, vessel of any time, any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that mak

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es everything better. It's called, that's right, the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go. Ah, so good. But how good is it? Hm. Let's see. Well, according to Eric Dolan, who's writing in PsyPost, caffeine may help prevent stress-induced depression. That's right. Drinking coffee can reduce your stress-induced depression. Do you know what else it can do? It can reduce all of your other depression t…

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