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Back to episode — Episode 2918 CWSA 08/05/25

Oh, there you are. Come on in. There's plenty of room. Come on in for the Tuesday morning that you deserve.

Well, it looks like the stock market's up a little bit. Nothing to be too excited about, but a little bit. Let me get your comments working and then we'll see what's what.

Uh oh. What was that? Uh oh. It's a cat. A cat has visited my office and will be torturing me any moment now. No. Don't knock all my papers off my desk. Oh, well, it's going to be one of those mornings, isn't it? I got the cat attack. It's always Gary. Gary is the troublemaker. Gary, I gave you food. I golfed with you this morning before the show on my indoor putting green, which you miss if you're not a subscriber.

All right

Context —

, I'm gonna do my show, cat or not. Did I scare you? All right, well, hang in there. Good morning and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's Skull Coffee with Scott Adams and Gary the Cat. And you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for t…

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