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Oh, there you are. Come on in. There's plenty of room. Come on in for the Tuesday morning that you deserve. Well, it looks like the stock market's up a little bit. Nothing to be too excited about, but a little bit. Let me get your comments working and then we'll see what's what. Uh oh. What was that? Uh oh. It's a cat. A cat has visited my office and will be torturing me any moment now. No. Don'…
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Good morning and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's Skull Coffee with Scott Adams and Gary the Cat. And you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard, a shell or a stein, jug or flask.
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A vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine, the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens right now. Go. Gary, come over here. So good. Actually, it wasn't very good, but it's better if I tell you it was. All right. Well, let me check the news to…
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