Back to episode — Episode 2949 CWSA 09/05/25
I'm so happy you could make it. Why don't you come on in and grab a seat? I'll check your stocks for you. Well, stocks are up and Tesla is up 4.76%. We'll talk about Tesla a little bit. Get yourself comfortable. Grab a beverage. You're going to need it as I prepare to see all your comments in the optimal way. Because we're optimizers, damn it. We're not simplifiers. Come on, computer. Go. There we go. All our problems are solved. It's going to be that kind of a
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day. Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard, chalice or stein, a can, a jug, a flask…
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