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Oh, it's all coming together now. Well, here's a little Tesla news. Apparently the Tesla robotaxi app th
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at allows you to use your private car as a sort of a self-driving Uber is the number one download on Apple. Now, I don't think there's any place that it's approved for that yet, but they must be really close. So the totally self-driving car is right around the corner. And it turns out that the Trump administration, in related news, is getting ready to ease a bunch of self-driving car rules. Boy, d…
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