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Back to episode — Episode 2953 CWSA 09/09/25

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Hello. Come on in. I was just checking on your stocks. Well, if you have Tesla, that's up a little bit. Otherwise it's kind of flat. Would you like to have a show? Yes. You're used to it. You like it and you're going to get it. Probably the best thing that'll happen to you all day

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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance at elevating your experience up to levels that no one can even comprehend with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass, a tankard, a stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit at the end of the day, the th

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ing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. When it happens. Now go. Well, it looks like everything's working, the sound, etc. I've been tinkering with my setup, so you never know what could happen. Here's a text story that I don't know if I believe. It looks like a prank. But allegedly there's a company called Alter Ego that's a little wearable that you put around like…

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