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Back to episode — Episode 2959 CWSA 09/15/25

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The stock market is a little flat, but Tesla is up over 7%. We'll talk about that a little bit today. Let's get your comments going. Hey everybody, come on in. Grab a seat. Make sure you've got a delicious beverage. You're going to need it. It's good for hydration, too. So many benefits of a beverage. All right, we're almost there. Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civ…

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with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a covered mug, a glass, a canteen, jug or flask, vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip.

And it happens. That's right. Now go.

So much better.

So, do you all remember how much I was slurring my words for about the last five months? Mostly, I th

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ink that was painkillers. I think, but I've been off the painkillers now for a number of weeks, a couple months actually. And for the first time, I'm feeling that my voice has returned. Wow. Whatever those painkillers do, they're pretty brutal. They didn't help with pain at all, but they made me stupid and slur. I almost had to quit podcasting because I just sounded like a drunk all the time. Any…

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