If you'd like to take a chance at elevating your experience up to levels that no one could even understand with our tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a canteen, a stein, a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day. The thing that makes everything better is called the simultaneous sip. And it's going to happen right now.

All right. Maybe a few things are going right this morning.

In the mo