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Back to episode — Episode 2964 CWSA 09/20/25

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If you'd like to take a chance at elevating your experience up to levels that no one could even understand with our tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a canteen, a stein, a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day. The thing that…

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rning I have three tasks that I try to do. One is I have to put the correct date on the comic before I publish it in the morning for the subscribers. Then I have to publish the actual cartoon. So that's two things: the date, then the comic. And then there's another thing I have to remember. I have to move a file somewhere before I start. And if I don't do it, it just makes me so angry I can't even stand it.

Well, today all three things were wrong. I had a bug, some kind of technical problem that made the date wrong, and I didn't notice till I published it. I also selected the wrong comic, also because there was a little glitch in the system. Didn't notice until I published it. So I got the wrong date, the wrong comic, and I forgot to move my file. So I'm hoping the rest of the day goes better. I'm 0 for 3.

Well, after the show today, Owen Gregorian, as is tradition for Saturdays, will be hosting a Spaces event where you can talk about more of this or whatever is on your mind. Owen Gregorian. So look for Owen. And I think, oh, there were four things I forgot this morning. I think there were four things I forgot. I forgot to repost your Spaces thing. I'll

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do that after the show or I'll probably forget that too. Anyway, guess what? According to Eric Dolan at PsyPost, higher caffeine intake is linked to better cognitive function in older US adults. That's right. If you're older and you're drinking coffee, that coffee is improving your cognitive function. There it goes. So there's that. So there's a new Chinese robot. It's sort of an Optimus knockof…

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