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Back to episode — Episode 2979 Coffee With Scott Adams 10/5/25

Cats are ready. If you're ready, I'm ready. All right.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. If I sound a little different today, it's because I was up all night, so I haven't slept yet. But we'll try to get through this. I'll t

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ry not to fall asleep. But if you'd like to take your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need is a copper mug or a glass, a tankard, stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes ever…

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