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Back to episode — Episode 2985 CWSA 10/11/25

Good morning, everybody. Come on in here, and I hope you have a cat in your lap. That is the perfect way to watch the show. You should have a beverage by your dominant hand. Your non-dominant hand should be petting a cat like this. And then you know you're almost ready for the show. If only I could get to my notes.

All right. First, I'm going to get my comments working on this other screen. We'll get back to you. You'll let me get this. You mind? Do

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you mind? Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlights of human civilization. It's called Scott Adams. You've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance of elevating your experience up to levels that no one can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup, a mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a v…

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