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Well, I'm checking your stocks for you, and it appears that they're doing pretty well. And if you took, well, I won't say my advice because I don't give stock advice, but I did tell you about a year ago that nuclear power stocks would probably be a good idea. And if you had an index fund, which I do, of nuclear power stocks, you would see it's up 93%. So that worked out.

The only advice I ever give for finance has two parts. One is diversify, and the other is there may be once-in-a-lifetime stock opportunities that just never can happen again, like the beginning of cell phones or the beginning of PCs or the beginning of AI. But the beginning of nuclear power being reconstituted as a good thing will only happen once. There'll be one time when everybody says, "Oh, we're going to need a lot of nuclear power." So that was the basis. And then again, I diversify by an index fund.

I do not recommend this. I do not recommend that you follow anything I say for finance. That's not really my domain. But those are two investment tricks that you should know: the once-in-a-lifetime and diversify. If you get those two things right, you might be in good shape as long as you don't make too big bets.

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