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y. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance at elevating your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a coffee mug or a glass, a tankard, a stein, a canteen, a jug or flask, a v…