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Opening General Commentary

Back to episode — Episode 3003 CWSA 10/29/25

Good morning. Come on in. We're going to have a show today. We will not cover up my cat with my microphone. This is Roman the cat, who's decided that laying on my right hand would be a good way to start the morning. He's not wrong.

All right, let me see if I can get your comments working before we get busy. And by busy, I mean having fun. Yeah, you're done. You're done, Roman. What do you want to do this morning? Lay on my notes? Would that be fun? Would you like to lay on top of my notes and slow down the show? I know you would. You'd love that.

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization

Context —

. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience through levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or mug or a glass or tankard or stein or a jug or flask or vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid even while your cat is chewing on y…

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