hink you are already.

All right, that ladies and gentlemen, was the last thing I wanted to tell you before this one thing. There was one thing. Did you know that the Dilbert 2026 calendar is out? And if you go to amazon.com and just do a search for Dilbert calendar 2026 and my name, get the one that looks like this. Don't get the one that's any different color. They might be counterfeits. There's lots of counterfeits. And get the ones that have my name and Dilbert's name spelled correctly. That's how they do it. They just slightly misspell the name. But people are buying this like crazy and it will run out. I'm pretty sure I'm going to check on it today. I'll give you an update, but I wouldn't wait. I definitely wouldn't wait until December to buy it, but the choice is yours.

All right, people. If you like singing. All right, I'm going to make a personal confession. Locals, you ready for this? Confession coming and I've got to open something before I make the confession. That makes you stay, doesn't it? I'll bet not a single person left when I said I have to make a confession. This is a real confession, by the way. It's a real one.

You know, I give you health updates because I've gotten cancer, etc. Today it was a little rugged. So this morning was really painful, mostly in my back area. Really painful. But there were other signals that might be actually very positive. I don't know yet. So I'll look into it.

But here's what I want to confess. The confession has nothing to do with the pain. The confession has to do with the fact that I solved the pain right before we went live. As you know, I am a medical user of some things that in California are completely legal and doctors are completely fine with it. But I won't say it out loud because it's a family show. I do not recommend this for anybody under 18. All right? So if I can say this as clearly as possible so you see that you hear this first not recommending this. You got to make your own decisions. And if you're under 18, you don't even get to make those and probably somebody else is making your decisions. But don't look to me for anything in that domain.

So a few minutes before we went live, I realized I didn't know if we could get through the show and I didn't want to go short. Typically what I do right after the show is what I did right before the show. So I had four gigantic, two to five quality let's say loads. And the only reason that I'm not hanging from the ceiling from the chandelier is that if you do it every day, and I'm not recommending it, just saying if you did, like me, it wouldn't affect it the same way. So but what it did do is it distracted and/or removed my maybe half of the pain. Probably removed half of the pain almost instantly.

But the real question is how was the show? All right. Now I've confessed you have to tell me did you enjoy the show or if some of the people on locals knew what was going on because they see extra stuff. But the people who did not know that I wasn't just taking some medicine, but I was taking some medicine. How many of you thought that the show was good and was not harmed by the choice of paths I took? I'm very curious about this.

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