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Back to episode — Episode 3023 CWSA 11/19/25

Come on in. We're prepping for the show of shows. Best thing that will ever happen to you. There's room up front.

Well, that is a nice shirt you're wearing there. How did you get more good-looking since the last time? It's hard to imagine. Really? Sure is.

All right. Stock market's up a little bit, but boy was it down. Wow. Come on, stream in here. I want all of you to enjoy this goodness at the same time. We don't often have a show like this. We've got a guest coming in at the halfway mark. That'll be at the bottom of the hour. And we've go

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t a persuasion lesson. It's going to be a good one. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's "Coffee with Scott Adams," and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass or tankard…

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