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Come on in. We're prepping for the show of shows. Best thing that will ever happen to you. There's room up front. Well, that is a nice shirt you're wearing there. How did you get more good-looking since the last time? It's hard to imagine. Really? Sure is. All right. Stock market's up a little bit, but boy was it down. Wow. Come on, stream in here. I want all of you to enjoy this goodness at the…
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's "Coffee with Scott Adams," and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass or tankard, stein, canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the un
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paralleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. And it's probably going to happen right now. Go. Extraordinary. Delicious. Best ever. Well, here's the kind of story that you depend on me to bring to you. A very important story. First I'm going to put my clock up here so I don't run over the halfway time. Uh, where would a c…
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