Back to episode — Episode 3023 CWSA 11/19/25
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Well, here's the kind of story that you depend on me to bring to you. A very important story. First I'm going to put my clock up here so I don't run over the halfway time. Uh, where would a clock be if you were an app named Clock? There you are. Gotcha. Seriously, the clock doesn't have a clock on it. All right, we'll take it.
All right. Well, there's a story about a woman who was accused of the first crime in space. So, you know, they say that men get all the credit for inventing things. It's not fair because women also invented crime in space. Or allegedly. Apparently there's some controversy about whether that was an actual crime, but it was a woman who was an astronaut who went up in space and I think her wife accused her of, I don't know, doing something with a check or doing something with a password and stealing some money from the bank.
But here's the funny part and the only reason I'm bringing this up. It's not because women invented crime in space, although that would be impressive enough. It's the last name of the person who's accused of the crime. Um. Oh no, I know it's even funnier. This is not the name of the person who was accused of the crime. It's the person who accused the other one of the crime. So the one who was accused is named McClain, but the one who did the accusing, and I'm not making this up, her last name is Worden. W-O-R-D-E-N. So the Worden accused her wife of stealing in space.
Did you need to know that story? You probably could have gone the whole day without knowing that. Nope. Wasn't terribly important, but her last name really was Worden. Didn't make that up.
All right. If you were a cursor and you were on my computer, where would you be? There you are. Gotcha.
But wait, there are more stories. You've probably heard that the Senate has now approved that Epstein bill via unanimous consent. So gue
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ss what? It turns out that Congress can pass anything it wants as fast as it wants. Does that make you happy? What have we been doing up to this point? Are you serious? You're telling me that the Congress can do things really fast and very efficiently sometimes but not all the time. So this is the thing that we got right in terms of speed. But the only reason it went fast is because it took us yea…
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