Come on in. Find a seat. We're about to begin what can only be described as the best Coffee with Scott Adams you've ever seen today.

Let me make sure all your comments are zipping by here. And then we got a show. Oh, do we have a show? Oh boy, do we have a show.

Oh, what the—I can't even lift my notes. Why are my notes so heavy? Oh, it's because the brand new 2026 Dilbert calendar was sitting on top of my notes. I couldn't even lift them.

Well, as long as I'm talking about it, I don't know if you've noticed, but we're running out of calendars. So if you haven't ordered yours, you'll be really mad if you wait too long. It does look like we have a really good chance of selling out, which is good for me and not ideal for the last person who tries to get one.

They're only on Amazon. You already know if you want it. So just go to Amazon. It's not going to be anywhere else. It will only be on Amazon. USA. USA.

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and you've never