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Back to episode — Episode 3026 CWSA 11/22/25

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Come on in. Find a seat. We're about to begin what can only be described as the best Coffee with Scott Adams you've ever seen today. Let me make sure all your comments are zipping by here. And then we got a show. Oh, do we have a show? Oh boy, do we have a show. Oh, what the—I can't even lift my notes. Why are my notes so heavy? Oh, it's because the brand new 2026 Dilbert calendar was sitting on…

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had a better time. But if you want to take a chance of elevating your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass or a tanker or a chest, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip.

Right. And it happens now. Go.

Ah. Ah, yeah. That's the way.

All right. Well, so today will be one of the best shows I've ever given you because just by chance there's a whole bunch of persuasion-related, Trump-related things happening and they're all delicious and they will all teach you something.

By the way, af

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ter the show, immediately after this, Owen Gregorian will be hosting another Spaces event on the X platform. So look for Owen Gregorian. If you search for him, it'll pop right up and then it's audio only. But you can ask questions and you can participate and you'll love it. Anyway, President Trump has issued an order to temporarily terminate what's called temporary protected status for Somalis. S…

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