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Back to episode — Episode 3028 CWSA 11/24/25

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Hey, there you are. Get in here, people. We're getting ready for the show of shows. Best part of Monday. You won't want to miss it. Call your friends. Get your dog. Alert the media. All right, let's make sure I've got your comments going. Boom. Perfect. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of

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human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience to levels that no one can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, whoa, all you need for that is a tumbler, a canteen, a jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes the day everything. It's called the simultaneous sip. And it happens now. Go.

Disgusting. Don't ever have coffee with prescription medica

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tion. It doesn't go well at all. All right. So let me grab my notes. And uh, wait, what's wrong with my notes? Something happened to my notes. Oh, it's the 2026 Dilbert calendar that accidentally jumped into my hand to remind you that it's available at Amazon.com. It's the only place you can get it. And it's got comics on both sides. And it'll make you so happy. Well, I can barely express how hap…

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