be, "Hey, you didn't tell me you were going to start early." I'm going to Tim Pool it all over the place here. I'm Tim Pool. And no, I'm not Tim Pool. Nobody's Tim Pool but Tim Pool.

Yep. 0700. I'll start. I'll get serious. Watch me go from not serious to serious in seven minutes. All we got seven minutes just hanging out. If you have any questions, this would be a good time to do it.

By the way, I'm so proud of myself. Oh no. Oh no. No. No. Damn it. My printer. My printer is up again. I was going to brag because I thought I fixed it and cleaned the drum and followed all the AI instructions, but it looks like a number of my topics I'm going to have to skip because they didn't print. Good lord. What a day. What a day.

All right, I can work through this though. I'll make it work. All right, while we're waiting, I'm going to check my oxygen levels, which sometimes are a problem, but they've been good lately. New drum is only... Yeah. Boom. 97%. That's actually higher than my baseline. My baseline is 95 because I have asthma. I've never... I'll bet you that's the highest I've ever... Yeah, I think that's the highest I've ever gotten without any artificial means. So that's good news. The power of positive thinking.

Get a laser printer. It is a laser printer. Believe it or not, it is a laser printer, but it's black and white. And so I get a lot of angry questions about Candace Owens. Apparently many of you believe that I should have a strong opinion about Candace Owens. Do I need to? Why can't she just do her top rated podcast