Episode 3037 CWSA 12/05/25
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We've got a little technical problem with the Locals platform this morning. So I don't know if you can see me or hear me on Locals, but you can see me and hear me on Rumble and on YouTube and on X. This is the pre-show. Normally the Locals subscribers are the only ones who see me before the beginni…
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View segment →We've got a little technical problem with the Locals platform this morning. So I don't know if you can see me or hear me on Locals, but you can see me and hear me on Rumble and on YouTube and on X.
This is the pre-show. Normally the Locals subscribers are the only ones who see me before the beginning of the regular show, but we're trying to work out some technical problems, which includes trying to take off my jacket. All right. Can anybody give me a sense of whether you can see me and hear me?
All right. So the Rumble Studio worked to initiate the stream. Okay. All right. I don't know if everything is working, but I've got a few things working. All right. Like I said, this is the pre-show, so there's no show yet. This is generally just for the Locals people to chat with each other and share some memes.
I'm only seeing Locals though. Okay, looks like yeah, we got Locals. We got YouTube. Rumble's working now. I think X is working. All right.
This is the point where if you were watching the pre-show, you would see me disappear because I have to go over to my printer. Stay where you are. I'll be back.
All right, I got my notes. What time is it? I will begin the regular show at the top of the hour. So what you're seeing if you're just coming in is normally I do a pre-show just for the Locals subscribers, but the Locals app had a hiccup this morning. So I'm coming to you also on Locals but via the Rumble studio which appears to be working just fine.
So this portion of the show is not real. This one is just so you can chat with each other or ask me questions or hang out a little bit because I'm still in setup mode. All right, we'll set up the height. All right, lighting looks good. Got notes.
Well, I feel like I shouldn't start early because the people who have been trained to come at the top of the hour are going to be, "Hey, you didn't tell me you were going to start early." I'm going to Tim Pool it all over the place here. I'm Tim Pool. And no, I'm not Tim Pool. Nobody's Tim Pool but Tim Pool.
Yep. 0700. I'll start. I'll get serious. Watch me go from not serious to serious in seven minutes. All we got seven minutes just hanging out. If you have any questions, this would be a good time to do it.
By the way, I'm so proud of myself. Oh no. Oh no. No. No. Damn it. My printer. My printer is up again. I was going to brag because I thought I fixed it and cleaned the drum and followed all the AI instructions, but it looks like a number of my topics I'm going to have to skip because they didn't print. Good lord. What a day. What a day.
All right, I can work through this though. I'll make it work. All right, while we're waiting, I'm going to check my oxygen levels, which sometimes are a problem, but they've been good lately. New drum is only... Yeah. Boom. 97%. That's actually higher than my baseline. My baseline is 95 because I have asthma. I've never... I'll bet you that's the highest I've ever... Yeah, I think that's the highest I've ever gotten without any artificial means. So that's good news. The power of positive thinking.
Get a laser printer. It is a laser printer. Believe it or not, it is a laser printer, but it's black and white. And so I get a lot of angry questions about Candace Owens. Apparently many of you believe that I should have a strong opinion about Candace Owens. Do I need to? Why can't she just do her top rated podcast and you can decide if you like it or you don't like it? What would my involvement be worth? You know, yeah, I don't know if the things she says will check out. How would I know? I know that she is very entertaining and very talented and I like her personally. The rest, it's just up to you. Yeah. But I just don't think that my opinion on the topic makes any difference.
Well, while we have a minute here, would you like to hear a reframe from my book, *Reframe Your Brain*, which is one of the best things you could ever buy for a Christmas gift. This assumes you have already purchased the Dilbert calendar. Look, it's a commercial. The Dilbert calendar this year and last year had comics on the front and the back. And on the back were the new spicy ones.
But I had a reframe all picked out here. We'll start the regular show at the top of the hour. This is the pre-show. All right. Here's one of my favorite and most powerful reframes. So the usual frame, the way people normally think is that overeating, if you do overeat, it's a willpower problem. If you had more willpower, you could avoid eating that cookie. Here's a reframe that's better. Overeating is a knowledge problem. It's a knowledge problem.
You know how many of you already know that the reframe "alcohol is poison" was enough to make a whole bunch of people stop drinking. So the way you think about things will influence what you do. And I find that if I think about food as a knowledge problem and I know which things are good for me and which are not, I just automatically eat better. So as long as you think about it as a knowledge problem, you'll just automatically gravitate to better food with no real effort.
For example, if you didn't know that sugar donuts are a little bit bad for you, you know, too much sugar, etc. If you didn't know that, wouldn't you eat them? Of course you would. But if I told you a sugar donut would give you a 50% chance of getting diabetes, which is not true, but just work with me here, would it be hard to avoid it? It would not. It would not. So just knowing more about which foods are going to be good for you and which are bad really just replaces willpower because you don't really want to do things that are bad for you. It just comes naturally.
That's why "alcohol is poison" is such a strong reframe.
If you're just joining, the reason I started early today is that the Locals app was having a hiccup. So normally I do a pre-show before the regular show just for the subscribers, but the pre-show wasn't working. So I told them to skedaddle over here and now they're all joining you. Those of you who are joining early. So this will be interesting. I want to see what happens at the top of the hour.
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Well, let's check the technology news, the science news, and find out what science is teaching us. Well, according to the MIT Technology Review, Michelle Kim is writing that AI chatbots can sway voters better than political advertisements. That's right. If you let somebody interact with a chatbot, the chatbot will be more persuasive than a commercial. Does that surprise you? It should not.
Because you're probably thinking to yourself, "Wait, Scott, have you not taught us that the documentary effect is very persuasive even if it shouldn't be?" Yeah. The influence from having one point of view reinforced, you know, with either watching a documentary for an hour with no counterpoint would be very similar, I would think, to having a chatbot that also had only one point of view that it considered valid. So yes, a chatbot should be more persuasive.
And I think we're also as humans, we're also sort of built to assume that humans might lie to us because they have personal interests. Whereas if you knew you were talking to an AI, you wouldn't necessarily feel that it was so obvious that the AI had a personal interest because it wouldn't have a personal interest, but it would certainly be presented by someone who did. So in theory, we should be just as suspicious of the AI as we would be of the person who built the AI. But I don't think we would. I think you would be more persuaded by the AI because you would think, well, the AI isn't going to lie to me, is it? Well, it might or it might hallucinate.
In other news, yeah, this is technology news. According to The Conversation, people who talk with their hands seem more clear and persuasive. How many of you already knew that? That if people talk with their hands, they can be way more persuasive than if they don't. But the key is you can't randomly use your hands. So it's bad to be Governor Newsom and do jazz hands because we always mock him because it looks like he's lying and it looks like his hands are not even connected to his brain. I don't even know why my hands are doing this really. I'm Governor Newsom and I can't stop my hands. So that would be an example of not persuasive.
But if you were saying that something is huge and you use your hands, the hand would be compatible with the message "huge." Something's going up. Something's taller than this. That tends to be very persuasive. So do more of that and less of this. Don't do that. All right. I know what I just did to myself there. That will get clipped. Remind me never to do that again. You have my permission to drive to my house and slap me if I ever do that again. Not really. Don't slap me.
Let's see what else. Oh, here's a good one. The Wall Street Journal is reporting, according to Daniel Akst, that the more oxytocin you have, the faster you'll heal. So apparently they've done tests where you can heal your wounds faster. Oh my god, there's just like a gigantic mechanical noise right outside my door. What the heck is that? I'm glad it doesn't show up in the microphone. Okay, now it's gone.
But Wall Street Journal reporting that if you have oxytocin, that would be the intimacy chemical. If you're intimate with somebody you love, you get more oxytocin. Well, apparently that's good for your healing. Now, I like to put a couple of things together here. So if you want to be more persuasive, you would talk with your hands and you would use that to persuade somebody to be intimate with you. Hey, wouldn't you like to with me? See how persuasive that was? If I had done that without my hands, would you even be tempted to have sex with me? No. Not even a little bit.
Watch. This will be without the hands. Hey, how would you like to have sex with me? Absolutely nothing. Would you agree? That was not persuasive. Not one of you said, "Oh, that's a pretty good offer. I think I'd like to have sex with him right now, despite his weird looking hat." But watch. Now I'm going to say the same thing again, but with hand motions. Hey, why don't you have sex with me? Do you see how persuasive that was? I know. No, go back. Stop. This was just a demonstration. I know some of you are putting on your jacket and looking up my address and ready to drive over here, but that was only a demonstration. Calm down. Calm down. It may have elevated your oxytocin though for a moment. So if you see any wounds, they're instantly healing. That's for me. You're welcome.
Did you know that according to the University of Vienna that pleasant sounding words are easier to remember? So they actually did a test where they gave people pleasant sounding words versus ugly words. You want to hear some ugly words? Moist. Moist is on the list of moist. So given that pleasant sounding words are easier to remember, that means they're more persuasive because whatever tickles your memory the best tends to be also the most persuasive.
So when I'm writing, let's say professionally, if I'm writing a book, for example, the last step in my writing is I may go through and substitute more pleasant sounding words for words that are just a little ugly. I used to do public speaking a lot. One of the things I would do during my public speaking is I would ask the assembled crowd which of these words is funnier. So I'd give them two words that mean about the same thing. I say which one is funnier? Pull as in you're pulling something or yank which is almost the same thing not exactly. And the entire crowd would say as one, yank. There's something universal about words that sound right.
In general, if you want to do humor, it's good to have words that have some hard sounds to them. Yank, because you get the K, but you also get the Y. So if you're doing humor, words that are not as often used or they use letters that are not as often used, Q's and Z's and Y's, that's usually funnier. So the last level of my writing is I'll change the words to funny words if it's supposed to be a joke or I'll change it to pleasant sounding words. I'll get rid of words like moist.
Now, I did write a whole book where I talked about moist robots. That did not catch on. It probably wasn't my best choice.
All right. You may have heard that the pipe bomber from January 6, at least we think he's been arrested. We're pretty sure we got the right guy. I think as Jake Tapper described him, that white guy. So he says, "We found a white male who was the pipe bomber." The only problem was he is not white at all. He apparently is a black man with a weird mustache. And I know, of course, obviously why Jake Tapper assumed it was a white man. If I told you that somebody planted a bomb in the United States, would you think it was a black guy? You wouldn't, would you? Because I can't think of a single example of a black guy who planted a bomb in America. But if you said, "Have any white guys planted any bombs?" I'd say, "Well, there's a Unabomber." And I would just sort of assume it was a white guy crime.
So Jake got a little ahead of himself there, but and then also, did you see the way he was dressed? The pipe bomber. God, what is that loud thing? It's like a rocket ship outside my door. If you saw the way he was dressed in an unfashionable hoodie with unfashionable footwear, would you have assumed that was a black American? No, because you're racist. You're racist. And you would have said, I think a black American would be far better dressed than that guy. So that's where your racism would have led you in the wrong direction.
But the fascinating part about this story, Sean Davis had a good take on it that captures a lot of what you were thinking. So I'm just going to read what Sean Davis did on X. He of The Federalist, right? I hope I have that right. He said based on the volume and type of evidence about the pipe bomber contained in this affidavit, it is inconceivable that the FBI didn't know who the pipe bomber was back in 2021. It looks a heck of a lot like corrupt FBI agents knew for years who the bomber was, but went out of their way to confuse the investigation so they could refuse to make a definitive identification.
Huh. And that goes a very long way toward explaining the latest anonymous FBI agent op against Dan Bongino and Kash Patel. Bongino and Patel removed the corrupt agents, reviewed the evidence, and swiftly identified and arrested the subject once all the corrupt obstructors were out of the way. Does that sound about what you were thinking? It does, doesn't it? Do you think it's a coincidence that once Bongino fired or relocated the people who were in charge of it that all of a sudden it wasn't hard to find out who it was? Have you been amazed that this is the one guy they can't find? They're finding all these grandmothers from the January 6 event, but they can't find this guy despite all of the video of him. And really, you know, you could show one toenail of one of the January 6 people and our technology would say, "Oh, I know that toenail. That toenail belongs to..." And then we'd put him in jail. That's the old way. They did not belong in jail. But that's what would have happened. But no, this guy was a total mystery.
So I'm going to say that I do not believe the FBI couldn't find him. I'm going to be firmly in the camp that doesn't know for sure, right? Don't know for sure, not 100%. But my working assumption is that the FBI was corrupt and the people that were removed from the job were more likely intentionally avoiding catching him for whatever reason rather than incompetence or inability.
It gets even weirder because apparently he works as a bail bondsman and it's a family business. So his father owns a bail bondsman business. Must be doing pretty well because it looked like the house that this guy lives in is a high-end house. And I don't believe you get a high-end house because you're just an employee of a bail bondsman, but you might have one if you live with your parents. So I don't know for sure, but I would guess probably living at his parents' home.
Now, if you lived at your parents' home and your dad was a bail bondsman, which means he has some kind of affinity for or connection to the law enforcement world, do you think his father didn't recognize the video of his son walking around with that hoodie and those sneakers? Do you think you wouldn't recognize your own son if you saw them wearing the clothes that they probably wear at home? You don't think you'd recognize that? So I have some questions for dad.
Is this, you know, if I found out tomorrow that he didn't wear those clothes ever at home or that he knew that he would be recognized if he wore his own clothes and he had these only for the purpose of disguise, which is possible, by the way. Well, then I would say, well, even your father wouldn't recognize you under those conditions because his face was completely concealed. But I feel like you would recognize your own progeny, you know, the way they walk and especially the footwear.
Anyway, I got the bail bondsman thing from Grok, so if it's hallucinating, you've been warned.
All right. Do you know Tim Burchett? He's a Republican representative from Tennessee. Apparently, he has asked President Trump to cut off all funding for the NGOs, the non-government organizations that have often been accused of being giant money laundering fraudulent entities. He says that he wants Trump to cut off all funding to the NGOs until they can figure out where all the money is actually going because a lot of it is going into people's pockets. And it appears to most of us now, thanks to the good work of Elon Musk and DOGE, we finally learned that there's a gigantic mechanism for taking your tax money out of your pocket and putting it in the pocket of strangers while pretending to feed the poor. And this is not a small operation. We're talking billions of dollars.
You know, I've told you I've been puzzled by how we could have such a big deficit because it kind of happened fast, didn't it? I mean, even if you allowed that the pandemic made things worse, didn't it seem like we sort of instantly got to this impossible place where we couldn't pay our debts? And I have to admit from the beginning I've been thinking is somebody just stealing it. But it seemed like the numbers were so big that nobody could steal that much money. I mean you can't steal a trillion dollars a year. And now I believe you could. I believe you literally could steal a trillion dollars a year with this NGO mechanism because any one entity might be getting a billion here, a billion there, but there are thousands of them. Just thousands of them. Yeah, you could steal a trillion dollars if you really worked at it. And apparently they were working pretty hard.
So I have a generally good feeling about Tim Burchett, meaning that he seems like a good patriot who wants to do the right thing. And I don't think that he's robbing anybody. So he wouldn't have anything necessarily that he needs to cover up. He'd be hard to blackmail. I doubt he's got a love child somewhere or something. So you need somebody who can't be blackmailed, who's clearly a patriot, and has a real interest in going after something like this. Does that include somebody like Tim? I think yes. You know, I've seen enough of him that I trust him. I mean, it's just a feeling, you know, nobody can know for sure what's in somebody's soul, but he looks pretty trustworthy to me. So I think that would be worth a shot.
Well, as Bjorn Lomborg often says, if you don't know who he is, you should. He's some call him an economist, but I don't know if he would call himself that, but he's taught us to look at both the costs and the benefits of climate change. He does other things as well, but he's well known for that. Meaning that climate change might in fact make some things worse, but we always ignore how much better it makes things. And he gives us his latest example, I think he's got an article in the Wall Street Journal, that the hurricane season, which apparently is over, had no hurricanes hit landfall in the United States. And probably climate change has something to do with that. So if you were to actually be honest about your climate change analysis, which is what Bjorn Lomborg is teaching us to do, you would say, well, I mean, you have to include even if you imagine climate change ruined some parts of the world eventually, you'd have to add in that it did save us a hurricane or two if in fact that becomes a pattern. It's not yet a pattern but if it becomes one we should say hey maybe this climate change has as much good as bad would be the proper way to approach the analysis. No matter which way it ended up that would be the way to go.
Scott, blame it on... Okay, I don't know what that means. I'm looking at your comments. So we're still talking about the allegation that Pete Hegseth ordered a double tap attack on the narco boat, meaning that there were a few survivors from the first missile, but a second missile was dispatched to take care of the survivors and get rid of the weapon of mass destruction. That would be the drugs that were on the boat. But so the Wall Street Journal had one version of events, but it's been debunked by ABC News, the New York Times. So the Washington Post, I think I said that wrong. Scratch that. The Washington Post had the story that appears to be that Hegseth somehow was watching the attack and ordered the second missile and then they're acting like that would have been a war crime.
Well, let's ask somebody who actually knows what they're talking about. So apparently an individual named David who is a former deputy director and acting director of the Defense Intelligence Agency in the Obama administration. So this is important. He's an Obama guy who says, quote, we use double taps all the time. He said, you would get the initial signature sign off of a target that's been hit. He said in a podcast recently, "And if you saw that they squirted, I guess that must be some military term, and were injured, you hit them again." In fact, he said there was often a second predator that would be a missile ready to go. Wait, is a predator a drone or a missile? And for our purposes, it doesn't matter. In fact, he said there's often a second predator ready to go that was fully expected to be used if he didn't have a 100% coming out of the first hit and maybe a third hit, adding that it was done routinely and there was bipartisan support on the Hill for doing it.
Isn't that enough? Isn't it a drone? People are saying so the predator is a drone. But isn't it enough that somebody who would be in that position who knows exactly what is real and what isn't, who's actually been in the field, who's actually ordered attacks. If that person says it was routine, is there anything else to talk about? You know, the people who are acting like it's a war crime are just idiot Democrats who sit behind desks. I don't know that there's any military people who think it's a war crime.
Anyway, apparently Secretary Hegseth has asked the Navy admiral who was overseeing those operations in the Caribbean to step down because that officer had voiced concerns about what he called the murky legality of the attacks. Do you think that if there had been some other president, do you think that this admiral would have had that problem? Given that we do know with high certainty that it was routine to have a double tap and even a triple tap if needed, do you think that this Navy admiral didn't know that? And do you think that if Obama had been president or if nobody had even brought this up as a potential issue? If nobody had ever brought it up, would he be worried about its murky legality? I don't think so. So was this a good firing? Yeah. Yeah. I think that was a good firing.
All right. So well, he's not really fired fired. He's just going to retire a couple years early. Which is fair. I mean, he did. It's not like he committed a crime or something. So a little bit of early retirement seems appropriate. I wouldn't take anything away from him.
Let's look at Minnesota for a moment. So I guess the speaker of whatever their political situation is, Speaker Demuth, talked about the budget forecast and that they're going to be short $3 billion. So there's going to be a $3 billion deficit in Minnesota. And Speaker Demuth said, quote, "Last year, Governor Walz blamed increases in social services spending as the main driver of the deficit that was created. We now know that much of the increase was the result of fraud." Yep.
As I've been saying, in 100% of situations where there's a lot of money involved and people are not watching it carefully, as in having a robust auditing situation, which most of the government stuff does not have a robust auditing situation, that the inevitable outcome, inevitable. You can't stop it if you wanted to. If you have lots of money involved and nobody's watching it in the sense of an audit, of course it's going to be stolen. Of course it is. It's not ever going to go a different direction. There's one way that goes. Somebody steals it. And that's probably what's happening.
But at least New York State doesn't have any problems. Oh, wait. Apparently, Governor Hochul when she was lieutenant governor had an aide or an assistant who worked as a... No, actually it was a Chinese spy who was working as the deputy chief diversity officer. Now, that's a bad combination. Here are two things you never want. Number one, you don't want anybody on your staff who later turns out to be a Chinese spy. That by itself would be bad enough. The second thing you don't want is a chief diversity officer. And God knows you don't want a deputy chief diversity officer because that's two more than you really needed. So this Chinese spy was the worst possible combination. Chinese spy and diversity officer.
And she held that role since 2018 I guess to 2020. And she said in some kind of document that was recovered that Hochul was sort of easy to manipulate, but it looked like the only thing that Hochul did that was sketchy was do some pro-China video that she was asked to do for the 2021 Lunar New Year. So Elise Stefanik, who's running for governor, I guess, pointed out yeah, that Governor Hochul got co-opted by a Chinese spy to do a pro-Chinese video. That's not the most damaging thing that could have happened. I think Hochul just thought she was servicing the Chinese American part of her constituents, which wouldn't be a crime. So none of it looks like a crime per se, but it doesn't look good. Doesn't look good.
It makes you wonder how many Chinese spies have we not caught. You ever wonder about that? You know, I have this theory that most shoe salesmen, if they're selling women's shoes, that they have foot fetishes. And the reason is that someone with a foot fetish would be willing to work extra hard for less money because they're getting that secondary benefit from being a shoe salesman if you know what I mean. You know what I mean? So that over time the people who are willing to sell shoes, women's shoes, but also really really enjoy it more than you hope that they would, that they would be mostly the shoe sales people. Because if you were competing against somebody who loved it, it would be hard to compete if you were just doing it because it was a job. So over time, the people who would do it just because it's a job would find other jobs and they would move through that to other things. But if you really really like selling the shoes, like really really liked it, and you got that job, would you ever leave? You wouldn't. You'd be there for the rest of your life. It's like, I got the best job ever.
So the theory is that if there's a type of job where one type of person would like to be there forever for whatever reason, that eventually the job will be mostly those people. So now suppose that you're tasked by your spy masters in China to get high level jobs in the government. Would you ever leave? No. You wouldn't even look for another job because your whatever level it is job within the government would be exactly what your spy master required of you. So you'd be killing it career-wise. So in theory, if you wait long enough, the entire government should be full of spies because they're the ones who don't go looking for better jobs ever. Right? Am I wrong? You tell me. Isn't the normal arc that the government should be full of spies if not today then guaranteed fairly soon you know within say 10 or 15 years and we've certainly had a government for more than 15 years.
So anyway, in funny news, The Post Millennial is reporting that Tim Walz is upset because the president called him the r-word. And he says, "I've never seen this before. People are driving by my house and using the r-word in front of my people." He said, "This is shameful. I have yet to see elected officials, a Republican elected official say, 'You're right. That's shameful. You shouldn't say it.'" So look, Walz says, "I'm worried. We know how these things go." Now, wait for this. You thought that Tim Walz was dumb. Wait for this next sentence. You ready for this? He goes, "I'm worried. We know how these things go. They start with taunts. They turn to violence." So deeply concerned, Walz added.
Okay, let me pull it all together. So Tim Walz believes it's entirely appropriate to call Republicans and Trump fascists and sort of Nazi-like. And he's not worried that that would turn into violence, calling somebody literally, not joking, but literally a fascist and a Nazi or words to that effect. But while that's not dangerous, according to Walz, it would be dangerous that people jokingly drive by his house and use the r-word, which they only do because it's funny. It's funny in the sense that it bothers the people they want to bother. Not because it's true, but because it's funny and Trump said it and he got away with it, so it sort of opened the floodgate. But do you believe that Tim Walz really believes what he said? Does he really believe that the r-word, as he says, is the dangerous one that could lead the slippery slope to somebody getting stabbed? It's like, well, it started with the r-word and next thing you know, stabbing. Whereas calling somebody a fascist and not saying you're kidding and everybody knows you're not joking, that you're actually meaning it. You don't think that would lead to a little violence? Really? Really? Is that your actual opinion? I don't know. In order to have an opinion like that, you'd have to be some kind of a... You'd have to be some kind of a... Well, you'd have to be some kind of a fascist. You thought I was going to say didn't you? No, I wouldn't use that word.
Meanwhile, Steve Hilton, you probably know him from his work on Fox News. I don't know if he still has his show or if he's moved on to running for California governor. Well, he has launched a tip line to expose fraud in California. He believes that as bad as the fraud is in Minnesota, billions and billions of dollars of fraud, that California is probably worse because it's a bigger state and it's been a blue state for longer. And those are good reasons. More money, more Democrats, probably more crime. I'm saying so he said this is based on my very strongly held assumption that whatever we're seeing in Minnesota is a thousand times worse in California because of many more years of one party rule by the Democrats. Steve Hilton, you just got my vote. You just won my vote. You know, I don't usually pay too much attention to state politics, but yeah, that's all I want to hear. I want to hear that you've done something that's real because you think it's important to try to stop all the fraud.
I think California's biggest problem is fraud because everything that happens here looks a little suspicious. You know, it doesn't matter what you're looking at. How about that bullet train? Where'd all that money go? How about you rebuilding after the fire? Nothing's been rebuilt. I mean, one house maybe. What's going on? Is there some criminal thing that's stopping it? It couldn't just be incompetence, could it? I don't know. So yes, I believe that rooting out the fraud is essential. I think that having a fraud tip line would only be a small part of what they need. And I'm going to say it again. I believe that zero tax money should ever be allocated for anything that does not have a robust well-defined audit procedure. So if somebody said we need a billion dollars to build this thing, I say all right, let's start with how are you going to audit it on a regular basis so it doesn't get stolen? If the answer is oh well we'll do something about it then no. It doesn't matter if it's a good idea. It's clearly if you don't have an auditing procedure set up that's good.
And you know, I would make a big difference between some waving your hand audit procedure versus a very, you know, let's say a third-party uninterested party who's just paid to audit the hell out of it. If I were a big consulting company, and there are lots of them, I would be pitching this as something that I could do for your state. I would say if you give me $10 million a year, I'll make sure that we audit all this stuff and we don't even live in the state. We're just consultants. So you don't have to worry about us trying to get our own beak wet. We will change out our auditors every year. So if you were a consulting company and you wanted to make sure that you didn't become the problem by getting yourself into this potential money laundering situation where you could launder it yourself. If you're a consulting company, just say, "Well, we have lots of consultants and we'll make sure that the ones that work on your state do one year." They just do one year and then you have much less chance that they get embedded and turn it into a criminal enterprise. Yeah.
Anyway, so according to NPR, the State Department is going to deny visas to fact checkers and others who were involved in any kind of censorship. Now, I don't mind that as a standard. I don't think the fake fact checkers and the fake censors should be allowed into the country but it does make me wonder how many there are that you need a separate standard for that. Are there a lot of fact checkers trying to get into the country who had fact checked us in a way we don't like? I don't know. Just kind of an open question.
Well according to the University of California, Davis, there's a study that suggests that there's a brain nutrient that if you don't have enough of it, it might create anxiety. And they found out that if you eat more eggs, the eggs have this nutrient, what's it called? Choline. C H O L I N E. So if your choline levels are low in your brain, it's correlated with, they haven't proven causation, but it's correlated with anxiety. So I went to Grok and I asked the questions that the article was missing. And the main question was, are people eating more or less eggs than they ever did? And the answer is people are probably eating more eggs now than they did in the 40s. So that would suggest that we were less likely to have anxiety caused by this shortage. But we observe that people's anxiety seems to be worse lately than compared to the old days. So I'm not sure I buy this. Maybe there's a correlation but not a causation. But eggs are apparently good for you.
All right. So Hakeem Jeffries has finally grudgingly agreed that President Trump should get credit for closing the border, which is now secure. Fox News says that. And Jeffries says, "Of course he'll get credit for that." To which I'm thinking, "Huh, I'm actually surprised. Aren't you surprised that even though it's so obvious that Trump closed the border and the other leaders did not? Aren't you surprised that one of the top Democrats just even admitted it instead of changing the subject?" So I guess that's the part that's interesting is just that he said it at all. Well, that might be because the polling shows that people care less about the border because they consider it a solved problem. So it might be that there's no benefit to arguing that Trump didn't close it. So it's well, that's old news, it's closed. Moving on. See if we have any other problems besides that.
So I saw on MSNBC, which used to be MSNBC, on Lawrence O'Donnell's show, I think it was last night, that he had Chuck Schumer on and the two of them were introducing their newest hoax. Have you heard the new hoax about affordability? All right. You can tell that they're introducing a hoax by looking at their faces with the sound off. There's a certain smile that Democrats do when they're introducing a hoax. And it's like this. I've got a suspicious smile on. I'm going to introduce a new hoax. And the hoax goes like this. No, I'm not smiling. I'm not too happy about it. Well, stop it. Stop it. Stop it. I'm trying not to smile to give away the fact. Oh god, I'm smiling again. I'm smiling. Okay. Ignore my creepy smile because this is how I introduce a hoax. Are you ready for the hoax?
The hoax is that President Trump is the only human being out of 7 billion human beings. He's the only one who believes that affordability doesn't matter. That's right. Because it's based on something he said. Well, I'm not going to quote what he said or put it in context because then you'll know it's a hoax. Do you know how else you could know it's a hoax? Look at my creepy smile. And Lawrence O'Donnell has this creepy smile too. We got two creepy smiles. Yeah, that's how we introduce the hoaxes because we know it's a hoax, but we're trying to see if you're dumb enough to believe that there's actually any human being who doesn't understand that affordability matters to people who don't have enough money. I'm not creepy. You're creepy. All right, that's enough of that. Stop it. You're right, Jeep guy. I need to just stop making that face. But I didn't start it. That's a Chuck Schumer face.
Anyway, no, it is not true that Trump is the only person in the world who doesn't understand that affordability matters. So I was thinking to myself, how are we doing on affordability? So I made a little list of the things we talk about when we talk about affordability. And let's see how Trump is doing. How is he doing on eggs? Well, really well. The price of eggs is down. And I do think we can attribute that to the actions of the Trump administration. Now, probably the egg prices would have drifted back to normal anyway, but I do think that Trump goosed it. His people did a good job. So we'll give him eggs.
How about gas? Gas, definitely. Certainly the Trump instinct to go for maximum drilling and drill baby drill and getting rid of obstacles for that. Yeah, that definitely caused the gas prices to go down. So we'll give them eggs, we'll give them gas.
What about groceries in general? No. Groceries in general, especially beef, not so good. They're still high. And even if they're not inflating much from where they are, they're kind of too high. So now keep in mind that it doesn't mean that Trump gets the credit or the blame for every kind of price and every kind of situation. It's just is what it is. Groceries are high.
What about rent? Well, the recent news is that rents have actually fallen a little bit from October to November. Don't know if that's a pattern yet, but it would make perfect sense if you paired it with the knowledge that 2.5 million people have been deported. That should create a little bit less demand. Little less demand means a little lower rents. And sure enough, 1% lower. So he gets... I'll give him rent. Could be more, but we'll give him that.
How about interest rates? Well, he's been working pretty hard to get those interest rates down. And I believe they're lower than they were. Is that true? Lower than when he took office, but they'll definitely be lower when he gets his own hand-chosen Fed head in charge. So I expect interest rates to go down.
What about inflation? Inflation's not great, but it's not terrible. It's sort of just limping along. So it's not the worst thing in the world, but you know, could be better.
What about automobiles? Well, I don't know if we've seen the impact yet. Especially because there would be tariffs on automobiles from other countries. But he did recently get rid of that Biden era idea that your gas powered car would have to get 51 miles to the gallon on average. So he got rid of that, which should cause more availability of low-end cars that would cost people less because the gas would be less and the cost of the car would be less if it's purchased. If it's built in America, then you don't have the tariff problem. So automobiles, I'll give him that. I don't think we've seen the drop yet, but he's done the right thing to get that drop.
And what about entertainment? Entertainment doesn't seem like that's going down. Maybe it's gone up. I don't know. But entertainment is not the most important thing in the world.
So here's my take on affordability. Trump's actually done pretty well if you look at all the categories. Pretty well. There's a lot more you could do and we would like him to do more and it looks like he is but he's going for it. And then I was thinking about what would you do to make food less expensive and I'm going to give you some brainstorming on that topic. These are not meant to be great ideas. The way brainstorming works is you just throw some ideas that maybe you hadn't thought of before and then it spurs you or encourages you to think of your own ideas and if there's more ideas there's a greater chance that one of them will be useful. So I'm just going to throw out some ideas for reducing costs.
Number one idea would be to have some kind of mechanism where local farmers could more directly and legally sell to consumers. So where I live, you might have the same situation. On the weekend, there'll be a farmers market but I would have to get in the car and drive to the farmers market and it doesn't have everything that I'd want. Doesn't have meat for example. So there's some things I think the government probably prevents like meat is my guess. But suppose you removed obstacles and said, "Yeah, the farmers market can deliver it to your house. Deliver it right to your house." So then if I didn't have to drive to it and it was the local farmer, so that would cut out a bunch of steps and a bunch of people taking a cut. Could I get it cheaper? I feel like I could. So there's probably something you could do that would make food a lot more accessible and cheaper if you just got rid of all the middle people and said, "Okay, the farmer can sell this." Now, would it be more dangerous? Yes, it would. Probably because you can imagine there'd be a farmer who didn't meet all the standards, etc. But here's what I think. Don't you think the farmers eat all their own food? If you're a farmer and you're selling beef, you don't think you're eating the beef yourself? Of course you are. If you're growing a certain vegetable, you don't think that the farmer's family is eating that vegetable? Of course they are. What would make you feel more safe? Eating the same food as the person who grew it or some government entity told you it was okay? I don't know. You might be more comfortable eating what the farmer eats.
How about if you started a government grocery store? Stop. Stop. You're just assuming a bunch of things that I'm not going to say. Wait till I say it and then tell me if you like it or not. Okay. And in the government grocery store, it wouldn't try to reproduce every kind of product. There wouldn't be any of the highly processed foods. Wouldn't be any. None. But it would also be a very limited set of choices that were designed to be affordable. And because it's a limited set of choices, you could bring down your expense of providing them. Let's say it was only chicken for protein and maybe two or three kinds of fish that are accessible and easy. That's all your proteins. And then let's say it's not every exotic vegetable in the world, but you definitely have broccoli. People like broccoli. And whatever are the top five vegetables, so everybody's got one that they like. And so let's say your grocery store has I'll just pick a number, 25 goods, but they're the ones that most people would eat. They wouldn't be delighted because it wouldn't be that many choices. But there's a lot you can do with chicken. You know what I mean? You know, once you get it home, you can make it taste any variety of ways. So I think the thing that the so-called government grocery stores have done wrong is probably try to produce the same amount of choices as a regular grocery store. That's probably where they go wrong. I would like an option if I had very low income, an option to have more boring food, but it's really easy to get and it's cheap. I'll accept boring because I'll spice it up on my end. It doesn't have to be exciting on your end. Anyway, that's one idea.
And then another one, this is really interesting. There's a futuristic dome for growing food. New Atlas has a story about this. So instead of the old greenhouse, they figured out this dome where the bottom levels of the dome are a variety of fish. I think there are several layers of just fish and then they contribute to the ecosystem that feeds the dome so that the dome is as close as you can get to a self-contained self-fertilizing situation and it requires a little bit of technology. So I think you need to move things around with technology and probably you need some AI to know what needs some attention. So you don't need too many humans in there. But apparently this is already built and already been demonstrated to work. So at the Expo 2025 Osaka in Japan, they've already produced one and it's a farm to table, but the farm would be just this dome. And let's see what else it says. The fact that it already exists makes this a lot more interesting. It's not theoretical. So it's a 7 meter diameter, 23 foot dome. And it's meant to sort of imitate what a real Earth situation would be for each of the levels. And it's a futuristic greenhouse. Well, I think that's where we're heading. So imagine if you started your city with a futuristic greenhouse that would serve every maybe 10 homes. And then you just build around that.
What salmon is the best to buy? Well, don't get me started on salmon. You don't want to hear it.
Well, in other news, Hawaii is suing TikTok for what they consider harm to children and they think that TikTok has built a platform to be dangerously addictive for young users. Now, do you think that that's true? Do you think that they built it to be dangerously addictive? Well, I don't think they meant it to be dangerous, but I'm wondering about where do you draw the line? If I sell you a Dilbert calendar for 2026 and you open it up and you go, "Oh, oh my god. Oh, oh my god, it's... Oh, these... I am so happy I got a Dilbert calendar." Wait, wait. Oh my god. There are cartoons on both sides. Oh, both sides. This is new. Oh my god. And then you can see my dopamine is firing. I can barely help it. I mean, I'm just like, now when I make the Dilbert calendar irresistible because it's so good. Am I going to get sued by Hawaii? Will Hawaii allow the Dilbert calendar to be sold? Good question, right? So although I'm joking sort of a little bit although I'm joking there is a real question here about freedom and about what's the difference between really really liking something and being addicted because of the dopamine hit. I don't know how you could ever make that distinction because again the Dilbert calendar's so dopamine tickling good that I don't know what you do. Good luck Hawaii. Good luck, TikTok.
I haven't talked about this situation with Tina Peters, who is a grandmother who was in jail, because she tried to find out if the voting machines were rigged and I guess she gave somebody access to them that she should not have given access to for the purpose of finding out if there was some crime that had been committed. Now, she's a cancer survivor. She's 70 years old and she got what? 9 years in prison. Now, can you think of a situation where somebody technically violated a law, which she did? She technically violated a law, but her intentions were good and there was no victim. You get nine years for that. Your intentions are good. Not for herself. This is very important. Her intention very clearly was for the public good. Let me say that again. Her intention very clearly was for a public good. What she did for herself was take a gigantic risk for the public good. And there were no victims. And indeed, I don't know what happened with the access and whether anybody found anything, but aren't you happy that she did that?
Now, I know you can't just let anybody break any law they want because they think it's a good idea to break it. I get that you have to have something like law and order for even things where it's not obvious there would ever be any victim. I get it. I get it. But what would be the right penalty for someone who took a risk upon themselves with nothing to gain for themselves for the benefit of the larger community and there's no victim and there wasn't really a chance that there would ever be a victim. It wasn't an accident that there was no victim. It's obvious there would be no victim. We would either find out something we didn't know or we wouldn't. That's it. Yeah. I'm thinking six months probation would be about the right thing for that.
Now, Trump has entered the debate on this and on her side. But he does not have the power to pardon her because I guess the charges are state charges. But I guess the Colorado Democrat governor Jared Polis is keeping her in and is not going to free her. I do think this probably needs to be a bigger issue. And I do think that if this governor gets reelected and is keeping her in jail for purely political reasons, I don't think he should be reelected. That's all I'm saying. That's just horrible behavior. Horrible. And I think Trump has accurately found another 80/20 issue. How many people think she should be in jail? Now, it's not even really Democrat versus Republican, is it? I mean, really, not really. So this seems like an 80/20 to me.
All right. Well, we wish her the best.
Here's another funny story. Apparently, I didn't know it, but there was a thing called the US Institute of Peace, which I guess the government, the federal government funds, but it supposedly operates somewhat independently. Trump is trying to cut their budget, but I guess they use the law to try to fight that off. So they're in some kind of weird gray area where the government gives them money but doesn't have full control over their activities. So what Trump did because he couldn't cleanly just take their funding away and close them down. He changed their name. This is very funny. He changed their name and put the new name on their building so that they can't even cover it up easily. And the new name is the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace. And it actually says that over the door now. All right. Now that's just funny. We're going to be so sad when we ever get a normal president because I mean seriously, can't you imagine what the meeting was like when they came up with that idea? They must have been roaring with laughter. It's like, "All right, we didn't get what we want, but we're going to get some fun out of this. It's the Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace." Anyway, just great.
All right. Derek Chauvin, who as you know is in jail for being convicted for murdering George Floyd allegedly. So he's trying to get a new trial and his arguments are well he's got a good argument for a new trial. But here is my take. Derek Chauvin was convicted in a very different environment than we have today. At the time, if you had been a juror and you had not convicted him, you might be in physical danger for not voting to convict him. I don't think that's the case now. And we also believed, or a lot of people believed that there was a big problem with black citizens being killed by white policemen. But now we know that was never the case. It was not a big problem or any problem really. It was not above any kind of baseline. So if you knew that we do not have this big problem and you knew that you were not personally in danger if you had voted to let him go. But here's the other big thing. Do you remember what we thought of doctors during the George Floyd era? That's when we still believed the doctors were credible. And so there were several doctors who said, "Oh yeah, that's totally murder." And the jurors being normal citizens believe that well if doctors say that it was murder you know who am I to doubt the doctor. Now fast forward to 2025 we do not automatically think doctors are credible. In fact doctors have been quite unreliable. Secondly, we know that people were probably being influenced by just the feeling of the day that there was some kind of horrible thing happening to black citizens that wasn't happening to white citizens. But we don't really think that's true anymore, or at least people who are paying attention know it's not. So I would suggest that the same set of facts that got him convicted, if it were to happen today exactly the same way, I don't know. I feel like at least one juror would have said, "Nope." So I think... Oh, and also he wasn't allowed to introduce the fact that they were trained to do it that way. Really wasn't allowed to say that. But we know that that's the case.
All right. I've got a few more stories, but let's see. Apparently there's a new app called Vantor from Vantor Tech where it looks like they've simulated the entire Earth down to about a 3 meter difference. Now imagine if you will the ability to create a simulation if you could simulate the entire world with an app. All you need now is to add characters. Could you add characters? Oh god, I'm in so much pain. All right, I'm gonna have to end early.
I did all the stories that I cared about the most except that I think we should look at humanoid robots to mine our rare earth materials. Turns out there are several companies working on robots for rare earth material mining. So that's happening.
All right, everybody. That's all I got for today. Thanks for joining. Locals, I'm not going to try to do a separate after show today. Not sure that technology even works. But I will see all of you tomorrow. Tomorrow. Bye for now.
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Well, I feel like I shouldn't start early because the people who purr the people who have been trained to come at this top of the hour are going to be Hey, you didn't tell me you were going to start early.
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All right, while we're waiting, I'm going to check my oxygen levels, which sometimes are a problem, but they've been good lately.
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And uh so I get a lot of angry angry questions about Candace Owens.
Apparently many of you believe that I should have a strong opinion about Candace Owens.
Do I need to?
Why why can't she just do her top rated podcast and you can decide if you like it or you don't like it?
What what would my involvement be worth?
You know, yeah, I don't know if the things she says are will check out.
How would I know?
I know that she is very entertaining and very talented and I like her personally.
the rest.
It's just up to you.
Yeah.
But I I I just don't think that my opinion on the topic makes any difference.
Well, while we have a minute here, would you like to hear a reframe from my book, Reframe Your Brain, which is one of the best things you could ever buy for a Christmas gift.
This assumes you have already you've already purchased the Dilbert calendar.
Look, it's a commercial.
The Dilbert calendar this year and last year.
had comics on the front and the back.
And on the back were the new spicy ones.
But I had a reframe all picked out here.
We'll start the regular show at the top of the hour.
This is the pre-show.
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Uh here's one of my favorite and most powerful reframes.
So the usual frame, the way people normally think is that overeating, if you do overeat, it's a willpower problem.
If you had more willpower, uh you could avoid eating that cookie.
Here's a reframe that's better.
Overeating is a knowledge problem.
It's a knowledge problem.
You know how um many of you already know that the uh the reframe uh alcohol is poison was enough to make a whole bunch of people stop drinking.
So the way you think about things will influence what you do.
And I find that if I think about food as a knowledge problem and I know which things are good for me and which are not, I just automatically eat better.
So as long as you think about it as a knowledge problem, you'll just automatically gravitate to better food with no no real effort.
For example, if you didn't know that sugar donuts are a little bit bad for you, you know, too much sugar, etc.
If you didn't know that, wouldn't you eat them?
Of course you would.
But if I told you a sugar donut would, you know, give you a 50% chance of getting diabetes, which is not not true, but just work with me here, would it be hard to avoid it?
It would not.
It would not.
So just knowing more about which foods are going to be good for you and which are bad really just replaces willpower because you don't really want to do things that are bad for you.
It just comes naturally.
That's why alcohol is poison uh is such a strong reframe.
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So good.
Well, let's check the uh let's check the technology news, the science news, and find out what science is teaching us.
Well, according to the MIT technology review, Michelle Kim is writing that AI chatbots can sway voters better than political advertisements.
That's right.
If you let somebody interact with a chatbot, uh the chatbot will be more persuasive than a commercial.
Does that surprise you?
It should not.
Because uh you're probably thinking to yourself, "Wait, Scott, have you not taught us that the documentary effect is very persuasive even if it shouldn't be?" Yeah.
the the uh influence from having one point of view uh reinforced, you know, with either watching a documentary for an hour with no counterpoint would be very similar, I would think, to having a chatbot that also had only one point of view that it considered valid.
So, um, yes, a chatbot should be more persuasive.
And I think we're also as humans, we're also sort of built to assume that humans might lie to us because they have personal interests where if you knew you were talking to an AI, you wouldn't necessarily feel that so obvious that the AI had a personal interest because it wouldn't have a personal interest, but it would certainly be um presented by someone who did.
So in theory, we should be just as suspicious of the AI as we would be of the person who built the AI.
But I don't think we would.
I think you would be more persuasy shows.
I think you would be more persuaded by the AI because you would think, well, the AI isn't going to lie to me, is it?
Well, it might or it might hallucinate.
In other news, yeah, this is technology news.
According to the conversation, people who talk with their hands seem more clear and persuasive.
How many of you already knew that?
That if people talk with their hands, they can be way more persuasive than if they don't.
But the key is you can't randomly use your hands.
So, it's bad to be Governor Nuome and do jazz hands because we always mock him because it looks like he's lying and it looks like his hands are like not even connected to his brain.
I don't even know why my hands are doing this really.
I'm Governor Nuome and I can't stop my hands.
So that would be an example of not persuasive.
But if you were saying that uh something is huge and you use your hands, the hand would be compatible with the message huge.
Something's going up.
Something's taller than this.
That tends to be very persuasive.
So, do more of that and less of this.
Don't do that.
All right.
I know what I just did to myself there.
That will get clipped.
Remind me never to do that again.
You You have my permission to drive to my house and slap me if I ever do that again.
Not really.
Don't slap me.
Um, let's see what else.
Oh, here's a good one.
The Wall Street Journal is reporting, according to Daniel Axe, that uh the more oxytocin you have, the faster you'll heal.
So, apparently they've done tests where you can heal your wounds faster.
Oh my god, there's just like a gigantic mechanical noise right outside my door.
What the heck is that?
I'm glad it doesn't show up in the microphone.
Um, okay, now it's gone.
But, uh, Wall Street Journal reporting that if you have oxytocin, that would be the intimacy chemical.
If you're intimate with somebody you love, you get more oxytocin.
Well, apparently that's good for your healing.
Now, I like to put a couple of things together here.
Uh, so if you want to be more persuasive, you would talk with your hands and you would use that to persuade somebody to be intimate with you.
Hey, wouldn't you like to with me?
See how persuasive that was?
If I had done that without my hands, would you even be tempted to have sex with me?
No.
Not even a little bit.
Watch.
This will be without the hands.
Hey, how would you like to have sex with me?
Absolutely nothing.
Would you agree?
That was not persuasive.
Not one of you said, "Oh, that's a pretty good offer.
I I think I'd like to have sex with him right now, despite his weird looking hat." But watch.
Now I'm going to say the same thing again, but with hand motions.
Hey, why don't you have sex with me?
Do you see how persuasive that was?
I know.
No, go back.
Stop.
This was just a demonstration.
I know some of you are putting on your jacket and looking up my address and ready to drive over here, but that was only demonstration.
Calm down.
Calm down.
It may have elevated your oxytocin though for a moment.
So if you see any wounds, they're instantly healing.
That's that's for me.
You're welcome.
Uh did you know that according to the University of Vienna that pleasant sounding words are easier to remember?
So they actually did a test where they gave people pleasant sounding words versus ugly words.
You want to hear some ugly words?
Moist.
Moist is on the the on the list of moist.
So given that pleasant sounding words are easier to remember, um that means they're more persuasive because whatever tickles your memory the best tends to be also the most persuasive.
So when I'm writing, let's say professionally, if I'm writing a book, for example, um the last step in my writing is I may go through and substitute uh more pleasant sounding words for words that are just a little ugly.
I used to do uh public speaking a lot.
One of the things I would uh do during my public speaking is I would ask the assembled crowd which of these words is funnier.
So I'd give them two words that mean about the same thing.
I say which which one is funnier?
Pull as in you're pulling something or yank which is almost the same thing not exactly.
and the entire crowd would say as one, yank.
There's something universal about words that sound right.
In general, if you want to do humor, it's good to have words that have uh some hard sounds to them.
Yank, because you get the you get the K, but you also get the Y.
So, if you're if you're doing humor, words that are not as often used or they use letters that are not as often used, Q's and Z's and Y's, um, that's usually funnier.
So, the last level of my writing is I'll change the words to funny words if it's supposed to be a joke or I'll change it to pleasant sounding words.
I'll get rid of words like moist.
Now, I did write a whole book where I talked about moist robots.
Um, that did not catch on.
It probably wasn't my best choice.
All right.
You may have heard that the uh pipe bomber from January 6, uh, at least we think he's been arrested.
We pretty sure we got the right guy.
I think um, as Jake Tapper described him, that white guy.
So he says, "We found a a white male who was the pipe bomber.
The only problem was he is not white at all.
He apparently is a black man with a weird mustache.
Uh and uh I I I know, of course, obviously why Jake Tapper assumed it was a white man.
If I told you that somebody planted a bomb in the United States, would you think it was a black guy?
You wouldn't, would you?
Cuz I don't I can't think of a single example of a black guy who planted a bomb in America.
But if you said, "Have any white guys planted any bombs?" I'd say, "Well, there's a uni bomber." And I would just sort of assume it was a white guy crime.
So Jake uh got a little ahead of himself there, but uh uh and then also, did you see the way he was dressed?
The bite bomb.
God, what is that that loud thing?
It's like a rocket ship outside my door.
Uh, if you saw the way he was dressed in a unfashionable hoodie with unfashionable uh footwear, would you have assumed that was a black American?
No, cuz you're racist.
You're racist.
And you would have said, I think a black American would be far better dressed than uh than that guy.
So that's where your racism would have led you in the wrong direction.
But the uh the fascinating part about this story uh Shaun Davis had a good take on it that captures a lot of what you were thinking.
So I'm just going to read what Shawn Davis um did on X.
He of the Federalist, right?
I hope I have that right.
Uh he said uh based on the volume and type of evidence about the pipe bomber contained in this affidavit affidavit, it is inconceivable that the FBI didn't know who the pipe bomber was back in 2021.
It looks a heck of a lot like corrupt FBI agents knew for years who the bomber was, but went out of their way to confuse the investigation so they could refuse to make a definitive identification.
Huh.
And that goes a very long way toward explaining the latest anonymous FBI agent op against Dan Bonino and Cash Patel.
Bonjino and Patel removed the corrupt agents, reviewed the evidence, and swiftly identified and arrested the subject once all the corrupt obstructors were out of the way.
Does that sound about what you were thinking?
It does, doesn't it?
Do you think it's a coincidence that once Bonino fired or relocated the people who were in charge of it that all of a sudden it wasn't hard to find out who it was?
Have you been amazed that this is the one guy they can't find?
They're finding all these grandmothers from the January 6 event, but they can't find this guy despite all of the video of him.
And really, you know, you could show one toenail of one of the January 6 people and uh our technology would say, "Oh, I know that toenail.
That toenail belongs to." And then we'd put him in jail.
That's the old way.
They did not belong in jail.
But that's what would have happened.
But no, this uh this guy was a total mystery.
So, I'm going to say uh that I do not believe the FBI couldn't find him.
Uh I'm going to be firmly in the camp that doesn't know for sure, right?
Don't know for sure, not 100%.
But my working assumption is that the FBI was corrupt and the people that were removed from the job were more likely intentionally uh avoiding catching him for whatever reason uh rather than incompetence or you know inability.
It gets even weirder because apparently he works as a bale bondsman and it's a family business.
So, his father owns a bale bondsman business.
Must be doing pretty well because it looked like the house that this guy lives in is a high-end house.
And I don't believe you get a high-end house cuz you're just an employee of a bail bondsman, but you might have one if you live with your parents.
So, I don't know for sure, but I would guess probably living at his parents' home.
Now, if you lived at your parents' home and uh your your dad was a bail bondsman, which means he has some kind of affinity for or connection to the law enforcement world, do you think his father didn't recognize the video of his son walking around with that hoodie and those sneakers?
Do you think you wouldn't recognize your own son if you saw them wearing the clothes that they probably wear at home?
You don't think you'd recognize that?
So, I have some questions for dad.
Um, is this, you know, if I found out tomorrow that he didn't wear those clothes ever at home or that he knew that he would be recognized if he wore his own clothes and he had these only for the purpose of disguise, which is possible, by the way.
Well, then I would say, well, even your father wouldn't recognize you under those conditions because his face his face was completely concealed.
But I feel like you would recognize your own prodigy you know, the way they walk and especially the footwear.
Uh, let's see.
Anyway, I got I got the bail bonsman thing from Grock, so if it's hallucinating, um, you've been warned.
All right.
Do you know Tim Burchett?
He's Republican representative from Tennessee.
Apparently, he has asked President Trump to cut off all funding for the NOS, the non-government organizations that have often been accused of being giant money laundering fraudulent entities.
Um he says that he wants him he wants Trump to cut off all funding to the NOS's until they can figure out where all the money is actually going because a lot of it is going into people's pockets.
And it appears to most of us now, thanks to the good work of Elon Musk and Doge, we finally learned that uh there's a gigantic mechanism for taking your tax money out of your pocket and putting it in the pocket of strangers while pretending to feed the poor.
And this is not a small operation.
We're talking billions of dollars.
Um, you know, I I I've told you I've been puzzled by how we could have such a big deficit because it kind of happened fast, didn't it?
I mean, even if you even if you allowed that the pandemic made things worse, didn't it seem like we sort of instantly got to this impossible, you know, place where we couldn't pay our debts?
And I have to admit from the beginning I've been thinking is somebody just stealing it.
But it seemed like the numbers were so big that nobody could steal that much money.
I mean you can't steal you can't steal a trillion dollars a year.
And now I believe you could.
I believe you literally could steal a trillion dollars a year with this NGO mechanism because any one any one entity might be getting a billion here, a billion there, but there are thousands of them.
Just thousands of them.
Yeah, you could steal a trillion dollars if you if you really worked at it.
And apparently they were working pretty hard.
So, I have a generally good feeling about Tim Bett, meaning that he seems like a good patriot who wants to do the right thing.
And uh I I don't think that he's robbing anybody.
So, he wouldn't have anything necessarily that he needs to cover up.
He'd be hard to blackmail.
I doubt I doubt he's got a, you know, love child somewhere or something.
So, you need somebody who can't be blackmailed, who's clearly a patriot, and has a real interest in going after something like this.
Does that does that include somebody like Tim?
I think yes.
You know, I've seen enough of him that I trust him.
I mean, it's just a feeling, you know, nobody can know for sure what's in somebody's soul, but he looks pretty trustworthy to me.
So, I think that would be worth a shot.
Well, as Bujorn Lomborg often says, um, if you don't know who he is, you should.
He's a, uh, some call him an economist, but I don't know if he would call himself that, but he's, uh, taught us to look at both the costs and the benefits of climate change.
He does other things as well, but he's well known for that.
uh meaning that climate change might in fact make some things worse, but we always ignore how much better it makes things.
And he gives us his latest example, I think he's got an article in the Wall Street Journal, um that the the hurricane season, which apparently is over, had no hurricanes hit landfall in the United States.
And probably climate change has something to do with that.
So if you were to actually be honest about your climate change analysis, which is what Bejorn Lombberg is teaching us to do, you would say, well, I mean, you have to include even if you imagine climate, you know, ruined some parts of the world eventually, you'd have to add him, but it did save us a hurricane or two.
uh if in fact that becomes a a uh let's say that becomes a pattern.
It's not yet a pattern but if it becomes one uh we should say hey maybe this climate change has as much good as bad would be the proper way to approach the analysis.
Um no matter which way it ended up that would be the way to go.
Uh, Scott, blame it on Okay, I don't know what that means.
I'm looking at your comments.
So, we're still talking about the allegation that Pete Haggsath ordered a double tap attack on the Narco boat, meaning that there were a few survivors from the first missile, but a second missile was uh dispatched to take care of the the survivors and get rid of the uh weapon of mass destruction.
That would be the drugs that were on the boat.
Um, but so the Wall Street Journal had one version of events, but it's been debunked by ABC News, the New York Times.
So the Wall Street, I'm sorry, the Washington Post, I think I said that wrong.
Scratch that.
The Washington Post had the story that appears to be um that Hegs Seth somehow was watching the attack and ordered the second missile and then they're they're acting like that would have been a a war crime.
Well, let's ask somebody who actually knows what they're talking about.
Uh so apparently a individual named David who is a former deputy director and acting director of the Defense Intelligence Agency in the Obama administration.
So, this is important.
He He's an Obama guy who says, quote, um, we use double taps all the time.
He said, you would get the initial signature uh sign off of a target that's been hit.
He he uh he said in a podcast recently, "And if you saw that they squirted, I guess that must be some military term, and were injured, you hit them again." In fact, he said there was often a second predator that would be a missile ready to go.
Wait, is a predator a drone or a missile?
And for our purposes, it doesn't matter.
In fact, he said there's often a second predator ready to go that was fully expected to be used if he didn't have a 100% coming out of the first hit and maybe a third hit, adding that uh it was done routinely and there was bipartisan support on the Hill for doing it.
Isn't that enough?
Isn't it's a drone?
People are saying so the predator is a drone.
But isn't it enough that somebody who would be in that position who knows exactly what is real and what isn't, who's actually been in the field, who's actually, you know, ordered attacks.
If that person says it was routine, is there anything else to talk about?
You know, the the people who are acting like it's a war crime are just idiot Democrats who sit behind desks.
I don't know that there's any military people who think it's a war crime.
Anyway, um apparently Secretary Hanksth has asked the uh Navy admiral who was overseeing those operations in the Caribbean to step down uh because that officer had voiced concerns about what he called the murky legality of the attacks.
Do you think that if there had been some other president, do you think that this uh this admiral would have had that problem?
Given that we do know with high certainty that it was routine to have a double tap and even a triple tap if he needed it, do you think that this Navy admiral didn't know that?
And do you think that if Obama had been president or if nobody had even brought this up as a potential issue?
If nobody had ever brought it up, would he be worried about its murky legality?
I don't think so.
So, was this a good firing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, I think that was a good firing.
All right.
So, well, he's not really fired fired.
He's just going to retire a couple couple years early.
which is fair.
I mean, he did.
It's not like he committed a crime or something.
So, a little bit of early retirement seems seems about that seems appropriate.
I wouldn't take anything away from him.
Um, let's see.
Let's uh let's look at Minnesota for a moment.
So, I guess the uh speaker of whatever their political situation is, Demouth, Speaker Demouth, uh talked about the budget forecast and that they're going to be short $3 billion.
So, there's going to have a $3 billion deficit in Minnesota.
And uh Speaker Demouth said, quote, "Last year, Governor Walsh blamed increases in social services spending as the main driver of the deficit that was created.
We now know that much of the increase was the result of fraud.
Yep.
As I've been saying, in a 100% of situations where there's a lot of money involved and people are not watching it carefully, as in having a robust auditing situation, which is most of the government stuff does not have a robust auditing situation, that the inevitable outcome inevitable.
You can't you couldn't stop it if you wanted to.
If you have lots of money involved and nobody's watching it in in the sense of an audit, of course it's going to be stolen.
Of course it is.
It's not ever going to go a different direction.
There's one way that goes.
Somebody steals it.
And uh that's probably what's happening.
But at least New York State doesn't have any problems.
Oh, wait.
Apparently, Governor Hokll when she was uh what was she?
When she was lieutenant governor had a aid or an assistant who worked in as a No, actually it was a Chinese spy who was working as the deputy chief diversity officer.
Now, that's a bad combination.
Here are two things you never want.
Number one, you don't want anybody on your staff who later turns out to be a Chinese spy.
That by itself would be bad enough.
The second thing you don't want is a chief diversity officer.
And God knows you don't want a deputy chief diversity officer because that's two more than you really needed.
So this Chinese spy was a it was the worst possible combination.
Chinese spy and diversity officer.
Um and she held that role since 2018 I guess um to 2020.
Um, and uh, she said in some kind of document that was recovered that Hokll was uh, sort of easy to manipulate, but uh, it looked like the only thing that Hokll did that was sketchy was do some pro-China video that she was asked to do for the 2021 Lunar New Year.
So Elise Stefanic, who's running for governor, I guess, pointed out uh yeah, that Governor Hokll got co-opted by a Chinese spy to do a pro-Chinese video.
That's not the most damaging thing that could have happened.
Um I I think Hokll just thought she was servicing the, you know, the Chinese American part of her uh constituents, which wouldn't be a crime.
So, none of it looks like a crime, per se, but it doesn't look good.
Doesn't look good.
It makes you wonder how many Chinese spies have we not caught.
You ever wonder about that?
You know, I I have this theory that most uh shoe salesmen, if they're if they're selling women's shoes, that they have uh foot fetishes.
And the reason is that someone with a foot fetish would be willing to work extra hard for less money because they're getting that secondary benefit from being a shoe salesman if you know what I mean.
You know what I mean?
So that over time the people who are willing to sell shoes, women shoes, but also really really enjoy it more than you hope that they would, uh, that they would be mostly the shoe sales people.
Because if you were competing against somebody who loved it, it would be hard to compete if you were just doing it because it was a job.
So over time, the people who would do it just because it's a job would find other jobs and they would move through that to other things.
But if you really really like selling the shoes, like really really liked it, and you got that job, would you ever leave?
You wouldn't.
you'd be there for the rest of your life.
It's like, I got the best job ever.
So, the theory is that if there's a type of job where one type of person would like to be there forever for whatever reason, that eventually the job will be mostly those people.
So, now suppose that you're tasked by your your spy masters in China to get high level jobs in the government.
Would you ever leave?
No.
You wouldn't even look for another job because your whatever level it is job within the government would be exactly what your spy master required of you.
So, you'd be killing it career-wise.
So, in theory, if you wait long enough, uh the entire government should be full of spies because they're the ones who don't go looking for better jobs ever.
Right?
Am I wrong?
You tell me.
Isn't the normal arc that the government should be full of spies if not today than guaranteed fairly soon you know within say 10 or 15 years and we've certainly had a government for more than 15 years.
So, uh, anyway, uh, in funny news, the postmillennials reporting that Tim Walsh is upset because, uh, the president called him the rword, And he says, "I've never seen this before.
People are driving by my house and using the Rword in front of people." He said, "This is shameful.
I have yet to see elected officials, a Republican elected official say, "You're right.
That's shameful.
You shouldn't say it." So, look, Walsh says, "I'm worried.
We know uh we know how these things go." Now, wait for this.
You thought that Tim Walsh was dumb.
Wait for this next sentence.
You ready for this?
Uh, he goes, "I'm worried.
We know how these things go.
They start with taunts.
They turn to violence so deeply concerned, Wals added.
Okay, let me pull it all together.
So Tim Walsh believes it's entirely appropriate to call Republicans and Trump fascists and, you know, sort of Nazilike.
And he's not worried that that would turn into violence, calling somebody literally, not joking, but literally a fascist and a Nazi or words to that effect.
But while that's not dangerous, according to Wals, um it would be dangerous that people jokingly drive by his house and use the Rword, which they only do because it's funny.
It's funny in the sense that it bothers the people they want to bother.
You not because it's true true, but because it's funny and Trump said it and he got away with it, so it sort of opened the floodgate.
But do you believe that Tim Walsh really believes what he said?
Does he really believe that the Rword, as he says, is the dangerous one that could lead the slippery slope to somebody getting stabbed?
It's like, well, it started with the R word and next thing you know, stabbing.
Whereas calling somebody a fascist and not saying you're kidding and everybody knows you're not joking, that you're actually meanness.
You don't think that would lead to a little violence?
Really?
Really?
Is that your actual opinion?
I don't know.
In order to have an opinion like that, you'd have to be some kind of a You'd have to be some kind of a Well, you'd have to be some kind of a fascist.
You thought I was going to say didn't you?
No, I wouldn't use that word.
Meanwhile, Steve Hilton, you probably know him from uh his work on Fox News.
I don't don't know if he still has his show or if he's moved on to running for California governor.
Well, he has uh launched a tip line to expose fraud in California.
He believes that as bad as the fraud was in is in Minnesota, billions and billions of dollars of fraud, that California is probably worse because it's a bigger state and it's been a blue state for longer.
And those are good reasons.
More money, more Democrats, probably more crime.
I'm saying so he said uh this is based on my very strongly held assumption that whatever we're seeing in Minnesota is a thousand times worse in California because of many more years of one party rule by the Democrats.
Steve Hilton, you just got my vote.
You you just won my vote.
Uh, you know, I don't usually pay too much attention to state politics, but uh, yeah, that's all I want to hear.
I want to hear that you're you've done something that's real because you think it's important to try to stop all the fraud.
I think California's biggest problem is fraud because everything that happens here looks a little suspicious.
You know, it doesn't matter what you're looking at.
How about that bullet train?
Uh, where'd all that money go?
How about uh you rebuilding after the uh the fire?
Uh, nothing's been rebuilt.
I mean, one house maybe.
What's going on?
Is somebody Is there some criminal thing that's stopping it?
It It couldn't just be incompetence, could it?
I don't know.
So, yes, I believe that rooting out the fraud is essential.
I I think that having a fraud tip line would only be a small part of what they need.
And I'm going to say it again.
Uh I believe that zero tax money should ever be allocated for anything that does not have a robust well-defined audit procedure.
So if somebody said we need a billion dollars to build this thing, I say all right, let's start with how are you going to audit it on a regular basis so it doesn't get stolen?
If the answer is uh oh well uh we we'll we'll do something about it then no.
It doesn't matter if it's a good idea.
It's clearly if you don't have an auditing procedure set up that's good.
And you know, I I would make a big difference between some waving your hand audit procedure versus a very, you know, let's say a third-party uninterested party who's just paid to audit the hell out of it.
If I were a big consulting company, um, and there are lots of them, I would be pitching this as something that I could do for your state.
I would say if you give me $10 million a year, um, I'll I'll make sure that we audit all this stuff and we're not we don't even live in the state.
We're just consultants.
So, you don't have to worry about us trying to get our own beak wet.
We will change out our uh auditors every year.
So if you were a consulting company and you wanted to make sure that you didn't become the problem by, you know, getting yourself into this potential moneyaundering situation where you could you could launder it yourself.
If you're a consulting company, just say, "Well, we have lots of consultants and we'll make sure that uh the ones that work on your state do one year." they just do one year and then you have much less chance that they get embedded and turn it into a criminal enterprise.
Yeah.
Anyway, um so the uh according to NPR, the State Department is going to deny visas to fact checkers and others who were involved in any kind of censorship.
Now, I don't mind that as a standard.
I don't think the fake fact checkers and the fake sensors should be uh allowed into the country but it does make me wonder how many there are that you need you need a separate you know standard for that are are there a lot of fact checkers trying to get into the country who had fact checked us in a in a way we don't like I don't know just kind of open question well according to Davis health University of Oh, the University of California, Davis.
Um, there's a study that suggests that there's a brain nutrient that if you don't have enough of it, it might create anxiety.
And they found out that uh if you eat more eggs, the eggs have this uh this nutrient, what's it called?
Choline C H O L I N E.
So if your choline levels are low in your brain, it's correlated with they haven't proven causation, but it's correlated with anxiety.
So I went to Grock and I asked the questions that the article was missing.
And the main question was, are people eating more or less eggs than they ever did?
And the answer is people are probably eating more eggs now than they did in the 40s.
So that would suggest that we were less likely to have a anxiety caused by this shortage.
But we observe that people's anxiety seems to be worse lately than compared to the old days.
So I'm not sure I buy this.
Maybe there's a correlation but not a causation.
But eggs are apparently good for you.
All right.
Um, so Hakee Jeff has finally grudgingly agreed that President Trump uh should get credit for closing the border, which is now secure.
Fox News says that.
And Jeffree says, "Of course he'll get credit for that." To which I'm thinking, "Huh, I'm actually surprised.
Aren't you surprised that even though it's so obvious that uh Trump closed the border and the other leaders did not?
Aren't you surprised that one of the top Democrats just even admitted it instead of changing the subject?
So, I guess that that's the part that's interesting is just that he said it at all.
Well, that might be because the uh it could be the polling shows that people care less about the border because they consider it a solved problem.
So, it might be that, you know, there's no benefit to arguing that Trump didn't close it, you know.
So, it's well, that's old news is closed.
Moving on.
See if we have any other problems besides that.
Um, so I I saw on MS Now, which used to be MSNBC, on Lawrence O'Donnell's show, I think it was last night, that uh he had Chuck Schumer on and the two of them were introducing their newest hoax.
Um, have you heard the new hoax about affordability?
All right.
You can tell that they're introducing a hoax by looking at their faces with the sound off.
There's a certain smile that Democrats do when they're introducing a hoax.
And it's like this.
I've got a suspicious smile on.
I'm going to introduce a new hoax.
And the hoax goes like this.
No, I'm not smiling.
I'm not I'm not too happy about it.
Well, stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
I I'm trying not to smile to give away the fact.
Oh god, I'm smiling again.
I'm smiling.
Uh, okay.
Ignore my creepy smile because this is how I introduce a hoax.
Are you ready for the hoax?
The hoax is that President Trump is the only human being out of 7 billion human beings.
He's the only one who believes that affordability doesn't matter.
That's right.
Because it's based on something he said.
Well, I'm not going to quote what he said or put it in context because then you'll know it's a hoax.
Do you know how else you could know it's a hoax?
Look at my creepy smile.
And Lawrence O'Donnell has this creepy smile, too.
We We got two creepy smiles.
Yeah, that's how we introduce the hoaxes because we know it's a hoax, but we're trying to see if you're dumb enough to believe that there's actually any human being who doesn't understand that affordability matters to people who don't have enough money.
I'm not creepy.
You're creepy.
All right, that's enough of that.
Stop it.
You're right, Jeep guy.
I need to just stop making that face.
But I didn't start it.
That's a That's a Chuck Schumer face.
Anyway, no, it is not true that Trump is the only person on the world who doesn't understand that affordability matters.
So, I was thinking to myself, how are we doing on affordability?
So, I made a little list of the things we talk about when we talk about affordability.
And let's uh see how Trump is doing.
How is he doing on eggs?
Well, really well.
The price of eggs is down.
And I do think we can attribute that to the actions of the Trump administration.
Now, probably the egg prices would have drifted back to normal.
Uh anyway, but I do think that uh Trump goose it.
his people did a good job.
So, we'll give him eggs.
How about gas?
Gas, definitely.
Um certainly the uh the Trump instinct to go for maximum drilling and drill baby drill and getting rid of obstacles for that.
Yeah, that definitely caused the gas prices to go down.
So, we'll give them eggs, we'll give them gas.
What about groceries in general?
No.
to groceries in general, especially beef, uh, not so good.
They're they're still high.
And even if they're not inflating much from where they are, they're kind of too high.
So, um, now keep in mind that it doesn't mean that Trump gets the the credit or the blame for every kind of price and every kind of situation.
It's just is what it is.
Groceries are high.
What about rent?
Well, the recent news is that rents have actually fallen a little bit from October to November.
Don't know if that's a pattern yet, but it would make perfect sense if you paired it with the the knowledge that uh 2.5 million uh people have been deported.
That should create a little bit less demand.
Little less demand means a little lower rents.
And sure enough, 1% lower.
So, he gets I'll give him rent.
Could be more, but we'll give him that.
How about interest rates?
Well, he's been working pretty hard to get those interest rates down.
And I believe they're lower than they were.
Is that true?
Lower than when he took office, but they'll definitely be lower when he gets his own handchosen Fed uh you know, Fed head in charge.
So, I expect I expect inflation uh interest rates to go down.
What about inflation?
Uh inflation's not great, but it's not terrible.
It's sort of just limping along.
So, it's not the worst thing in the world, but you know, could be better.
Uh what about automobiles?
Well, I don't know if we've seen the impact yet.
Um especially because there would be tariffs on automobiles from other countries.
But um he did recently get rid of that uh Biden era idea that uh your your gas powered car would have to get 51 miles to the gallon on average.
So, he got rid of that, which should cause uh more availability of low-end cars that uh would cost people less because the gas would be less and um and then the cost of the car would be less if it's purchased.
Uh if it's built in America, then you don't have the tariff problem.
So, automobiles, I'll give him that.
Uh I don't think we've seen the drop yet, but he's done the right thing to get that drop.
And what about entertainment?
Um, entertainment doesn't seem like that's going down.
Maybe it's gone up.
I don't know.
But entertainment is not the most important thing in the world.
So, here's my take um on affordability.
Trump's actually done pretty well if if you look at all the categories.
Pretty well.
there's a lot more you could do and we would like him to do more and it looks like he is but uh he's going for it.
Um and then I was thinking about the you know what would you do to make food less expensive and I'm going to give you some brainstorming on that on that topic.
These are not meant to be great ideas.
The way brainstorming works is you just throw some ideas that maybe you hadn't thought of before and then it spurs you or encourages you to think of your own ideas and if there's more ideas there's a greater chance that one of them will be useful.
So I'm just going to throw out some ideas for reducing um costs.
Number one idea would be to have some kind of mechanism where local farmers could more directly and legally sell to consumers.
So where I live, you might have the same situation.
On the weekend, there'll be a farmers market and but I would have to get in the car and drive to the farmers market and it doesn't have everything that I'd want.
Doesn't have meat for example.
Um, so there's some things I think the government probably prevents like meat is my guess.
Um, but suppose you removed obstacles and said, "Yeah, the farmers market can deliver it to your house.
Deliver it right to your house." So then if I didn't have to drive to it and it was the local farmer, so that would cut out uh a bunch of steps and a bunch of people taking a cut.
Could I get it cheaper?
I feel like I could.
So, there's probably something you could do that would make food a lot more accessible and cheaper if you just got rid of all the middle people and said, "Okay, the farmer can sell this." Now, would it be more dangerous?
Yes, it would.
Probably because you can imagine there'd be, you know, a farmer who didn't meet all the standards, etc.
But here's what I think.
Don't you think the farmers eat all their own food?
If you're a farmer and you're selling beef, you don't think you're eating the beef yourself?
Of course you are.
If you're growing a certain vegetable, you don't think that the farmer's family is eating that vegetable?
Of course they are.
What would make you feel more safe?
Eating the same food as the person who grew it or some government entity told you it was okay?
I don't know.
you you might be more comfortable eating what the farmer eats.
Um, how about if you started a uh a government grocery store?
Stop.
Stop.
You're just assuming a bunch of things that I'm not going to say.
Wait till I say it and then tell me if you like it or not.
Okay.
And in the government grocery store, it wouldn't try to reproduce every kind of product.
there wouldn't be any um of the highly processed foods.
Wouldn't be any none.
But it would also be a very limited set of choices that were designed to be affordable.
And because it's a limited set of choices, you could bring down your expense of providing them.
Let's say it was only chicken for protein and maybe two or three kinds of fish that are, you know, accessible and easy.
That's all your proteins.
And then let's say it's not every exotic vegetable in the world, but you definitely have broccoli.
People like broccoli.
And whatever are, let's say, the top five vegetables, so everybody's got one that they like.
Um, and and so let's say your grocery store has I'll just pick a number, 25 goods, but they're the ones that most people would eat.
They wouldn't be delighted because it wouldn't be that many choices.
But there's a lot you can do with chicken.
You know what I mean?
You know, once you get it home, you can make it taste, you know, any any variety of ways.
So, I think the thing that the so-called government grocery stores have done wrong is probably try to produce the same amount of choices as a regular grocery store.
That's probably where they go wrong.
Uh, I would like an option if I had very low income, an option to have more boring food, but it's really easy to get and it's cheap.
I I'll accept boring because I'll I'll spice it up on my end.
It doesn't have to be exciting on your end.
Anyway, that's one idea.
And then another one, this is really interesting.
There's a futuristic uh dome for growing food.
New Atlas has a story about this.
So, instead of the old uh greenhouse, they figured out this dome where the bottom levels of the dome are a variety of fish.
I think there are several layers of just fish and then they contribute to the ecosystem that feeds the dome so that the dome is as close as you can get to a self-contained self-fertilizing um situation and it requires a little bit of technology.
So, I think you need to move things around with technology and probably you need some AI to know what needs some attention.
So, you don't need too many humans in there.
But apparently, this is already built and uh already been demonstrated to work.
So, at the Expo 2025 Osaka Kai in Japan, um they've already produced one and it's a farmtotable, but the farm would be just this dome.
And let's see what else it says.
Um the fact that it already exists makes this a lot more interesting.
It's not it's not uh theoretical.
So, it's a 7 meter diameter, 23 foot dome.
Um, and it it's meant to sort of uh imitate what a real Earth situation would be for each of the levels.
And it's a futuristic greenhouse.
Well, I think that's where we're heading.
So imagine if you started your city with a futuristic greenhouse that would serve every maybe 10 homes.
Uh and then you just build around that.
What salmon is the best to buy?
Well, don't get me started on salmon.
You don't want to hear it.
Well, in other news, Hawaii is suing Tik Tok for uh what they consider harm to children and they think that Tik Tok has built a platform to be dangerously addictive for young users.
Now, do you think that that's true?
Do you think that they built it to be dangerously addictive?
Well, I don't think they meant it to be dangerous, but I I'm wondering about where do you draw the line?
If if I sell you a Dilbert calendar for 2026 and you open it up and you go, "Oh, oh my god.
Oh, oh my god, it's Oh, these I I am so happy I got a Dilbert calendar." Wait, wait.
Oh my god.
There There are cartoons on both sides.
Oh, both sides.
This is new.
Oh my god.
And then you can see my my dopamine is is firing.
I can barely help it.
I mean, I'm just like, now when I make the Dilbert calendar irresistible because it's so good.
Am I going to get sued by Hawaii?
Will Hawaii allow the Dilbert calendar to be sold?
Good question, right?
So although I'm joking sort of a little bit although I'm joking there is a real question here about freedom and about uh what's the difference between really really liking something and being addicted because of the dopamine hit.
I don't know how you could ever make that distinction because again the Dilbert calendar's so dopamine, you know, tickling good that I don't know what you do.
Good luck Hawaii.
Good luck, Tik Tok.
Um, I haven't talked about this situation with Tina Peters, who is a grandmother who was in jail, because she tried to um find out if the uh the voting machines were rigged and I guess she gave somebody access to them that she should not have given access to for the purpose of finding out if there was some crime that had been committed.
Now, she's a cancer survivor.
She's 70 years old and she got what?
9 years in prison.
Now, can you think of a situation where somebody technically violated a law, which she did?
She technically violated a law, but her intentions were good and there was no victim.
You get nine years for that.
Your intentions are good.
Not for yourself.
This is very important.
Her intentions were for the public good.
Let me say that again.
Her intention very clearly was for a public good.
What she did for herself was take a gigantic risk for the public good.
And there were no victims.
And indeed, uh, I don't know what happened with the with the access and whether anybody found anything, but aren't you happy that she did that?
Now, I know you can't just let anybody break any law they want because they think it's a good idea to break it.
I I get that you have to have something like, you know, law and order for even things where it's not obvious there would ever be any victim.
I get it.
I get it.
But what would be the right penalty for someone who took a risk upon themselves with nothing to gain for themsel for the benefit of the larger community and there's no victim and there wasn't really an there wasn't really a chance that there would ever be a victim.
It wasn't an accident that there was no victim.
It's obvious there would be no victim.
We would either find out something we didn't know or we wouldn't.
That's it.
Yeah.
I'm thinking six months probation would be about the right thing for that.
Now, Trump has entered the uh the debate on this and on her side.
Uh but he does not have the power to pardon her because I guess the charges are state charges.
But um I guess the Colorado Democrat governor Democrat governor Jared Polus um is keeping her in and is not is uh not going to free her.
I do think this probably needs to be a bigger uh a bigger issue.
And I do think that if this uh if this governor gets reelected and is keeping her in jail for purely political reasons, uh I don't think he he should be reelected.
That's all I'm saying.
That's just horrible behavior.
Horrible.
And I think Trump has uh accurately found another 8020 issue.
It How many people think she should be in jail?
Now, it's not even really Democrat versus Republican, is it?
I mean, really, not really.
Um, so this seems like an 8020 to me.
All right.
Well, we wish her the best.
Um, here's another funny story.
Apparently, uh I didn't know it, but there was a thing called the US Institute of Peace, which I guess the government, the federal government funds, but it supposedly operates somewhat independently.
Trump is trying to uh cut their budget, but I guess they use the law to try to fight that off.
So they're in some kind of weird gray area where the government gives them money but doesn't have full control over their activities.
So what Trump did because he couldn't cleanly just take take their funding away and close them down.
Uh he changed their name.
This is very funny.
He changed their name and and put the new name uh on their building so that they can't even cover it up easily.
And the new name the new name is the uh the President Trump uh I don't know US Institute of Peace or something.
So he put his own name on it.
Oh no, it's the Donald J.
Trump Institute of Peace.
And it actually it actually says that over the door now.
All right.
Now that's just funny.
We're going to be so sad when we ever get a normal president cuz I mean seriously, can't you imagine what the meeting was like when they came up with that idea?
They must have been roaring with laughter.
It's like, "All right, we didn't get what we want, but we're going to get some fun out of this.
It's the Donald J.
Trump Institute of Peace." Anyway, just great.
All right.
Uh Derek Schovin, who as you know is in jail for being convicted for murdering uh George Floyd allegedly.
Um so he's uh he's trying to get a new trial and uh his arguments are well he's got a good argument um for a new trial.
But here is my take.
Derek Schovin was convicted in a very different environment than we have today.
Uh at the time, if you had been a juror and you had not convicted him, you might be in physical danger for not convicting, not voting to convict them.
I don't think that's the case now.
And we also believed, or a lot of people believed that there was a big problem with uh black citizens being killed by white policemen.
But now we know that was never the case.
It was not a big problem or any problem really.
It was not above, you know, any kind of baseline.
So if you knew if you knew that we do not have this big problem and you knew that you were not personally in danger uh if you had voted to, you know, let him go.
But here's the other big thing.
Do you remember what we thought of doctors during the George Floyd's uh era?
That's when we still believe the doctors were credible.
And so there were several doctors who said, "Oh yeah, that's totally murder." And the jurors being normal citizens believe that uh well if you know if doctors say that uh it was murder you know who am I to doubt the doctor.
Now fast forward to 2025 we do not automatically think doctors are credible.
In fact doctors have been quite unreliable.
Secondly, we know that people were probably being influenced by the um just the feeling of the day that there was some kind of, you know, horrible thing happening to black citizens that wasn't happening to white citizens.
But we don't really think that's true anymore, or at least people are paying attention know it's not.
So I would suggest that the same set of facts that got him convicted, if it were to happen today exactly the same way, I don't know.
I feel like at least one juror would have said, "Nope." So I think Oh, and also he wasn't allowed to introduce the fact that they were trained to do it that way.
Really wasn't allowed to say that.
But we know that that's the case.
All right.
Um I've got a few more stories, but let's see.
Um apparently there's a new app called Vantor from Vantor Tech where it looks like they've simulated the entire Earth down to about a 3 meter um difference.
Now imagine if you will um the ability to create a simulation if you could simulate the entire world with an app.
All you need now is to add characters.
Could you add characters?
Oh god, I'm in so much pain.
All right, I I'm gonna have to end early.
Um, I did all the stories that I cared about the most except that I think we should look at humanoid robots to mine our rare earth materials.
Turns out there are several companies working on robots for rare earth material mining.
So, that's happening.
All right, everybody.
That's all I got for today.
Thanks for joining.
Uh, locals, I'm not going to try to do a separate after show today.
Not sure that technology even works.
But I will see all of you tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
Bye for now.
We've got a little uh technical problem
with the locals platform this morning.
So, I don't know if you can see me or
hear me on locals, but you can see me
and hear me on
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So, this is uh the pre-show.
Normally the uh local subscribers are
the only ones who see me before the
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but
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which includes trying to take off my
jacket.
All right. Can anybody give me a sense
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All right. So, the Rumble Studio worked
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All right.
I don't know if everything is working,
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Like I said, this is the pre-show,
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This is generally just for the uh
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Um, I'm only seeing locals, though.
Okay,
looks like uh,
yeah, we got locals. We got YouTube.
Rumble's working now. I think X is
working.
All right. Uh, this is the point where
if you were watching the pre-show,
you would see me disappear because I
have to go over to my printer.
Stay where you are.
I'll be back.
All right,
I got my notes.
What time is it?
I will begin the regular show at the top
of the hour. Um, so what what you're
seeing if you're just coming in is
normally I do a pre-show just for the
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So I'm coming to you also on locals but
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So this portion of the show is not real.
This one is just so you can chat with
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All right, we'll set up the height.
All right,
lighting looks good.
Got notes.
Well, I feel like I shouldn't start
early because the people who purr
the people who have been trained to come
at this top of the hour are going to be
Hey, you didn't tell me you were going
to start early.
I'm going to Tim it all all over the
place here.
I'm Tim Pool.
And
no, I'm not Tim Pool. Nobody's Tim Pool,
but Tim Pool.
Yep. 0700. I'll start. I'll get serious.
Watch me go from not serious to serious
in
seven minutes. All we got seven minutes
just hanging out.
If you have any questions,
this would be a good time to do it.
By the way, I'm so proud of myself. Oh
no.
Oh no. No. No.
Damn it.
My printer.
My printer is up again. I I was
going to brag because I thought I fixed
it and cleaned the drum and followed all
the AI instructions,
but uh looks like a number of my
topics I'm going to have to skip because
they didn't print.
Good lord.
What a day. What a day.
All right, I can work through this
though. I'll make it work.
All right, while we're waiting,
I'm going to check my oxygen levels,
which sometimes are a problem, but
they've been good lately.
Uh,
new drum is only Yeah.
Boom.
97%.
That's actually higher than my baseline.
My baseline is 95 because I have asthma.
I've never
I'll bet you that's the highest I've
ever uh
Yeah, I think that's the highest I've
ever uh gotten without any artificial
means.
So, that's good news.
The power of positive thinking.
Get a laser printer. It is a laser
printer. Believe it or not, it is a
laser printer, but it's black and white.
And
uh so I get a lot of angry angry
questions
about Candace Owens.
Apparently many of you believe
that I should have a strong opinion
about Candace Owens.
Do I need to?
Why why can't she just do her top rated
podcast and you can decide if you like
it or you don't like it? What what would
my involvement
be worth?
You know, yeah, I don't know if the
things she says are will check out. How
would I know? I know that she is very
entertaining
and very talented
and I like her personally.
the rest. It's just up to you.
Yeah. But I I I just don't think
that my opinion on the topic makes any
difference.
Well, while we have a minute here,
would you like to hear a reframe from my
book, Reframe Your Brain, which is one
of the best things you could ever buy
for a Christmas gift. This assumes you
have already you've already purchased
the Dilbert calendar.
Look, it's a commercial. The Dilbert
calendar this year and last year. had
comics on the front and the back. And on
the back were the new spicy ones.
But I had a
reframe all picked out here.
We'll start the regular show at the top
of the hour. This is the pre-show.
All right. Uh here's one of my favorite
and most powerful reframes.
So the usual frame, the way people
normally think is that overeating, if
you do overeat, it's a willpower
problem.
If you had more willpower, uh you could
avoid eating that cookie. Here's a
reframe that's better. Overeating is a
knowledge problem.
It's a knowledge problem. You know how
um many of you already know that the uh
the reframe uh alcohol is poison was
enough to make a whole bunch of people
stop drinking.
So the way you think about things will
influence what you do. And I find that
if I think about food as a knowledge
problem and I know which things are good
for me and which are not, I just
automatically eat better. So as long as
you think about it as a knowledge
problem, you'll just automatically
gravitate to better food with no no real
effort.
For example, if you didn't know
that sugar donuts are a little bit bad
for you, you know, too much sugar, etc.
If you didn't know that,
wouldn't you eat them? Of course you
would. But if I told you a sugar donut
would, you know, give you a 50% chance
of getting diabetes, which is not not
true, but just work with me here, would
it be hard to avoid it? It would not. It
would not.
So just knowing more about which foods
are going to be good for you and which
are bad
really just replaces willpower because
you don't really want to do things that
are bad for you. It just comes
naturally. That's why alcohol is poison
uh is such a strong reframe.
If you're just joining, the reason I
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So, this will be interesting. I want to
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Here we go. Top of the hour. You ready?
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Does it sound to you like there's a
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Well, let's check the uh let's check the
technology news, the science news, and
find out what science is teaching us.
Well, according to the MIT technology
review, Michelle Kim is writing that AI
chatbots can sway voters better than
political advertisements.
That's right. If you let somebody
interact with a chatbot,
uh the chatbot will be more persuasive
than a commercial. Does that surprise
you? It should not. Because uh you're
probably thinking to yourself, "Wait,
Scott, have you not taught us that the
documentary effect is very persuasive
even if it shouldn't be?" Yeah. the the
uh influence
from having one point of view uh
reinforced, you know, with either
watching a documentary for an hour with
no counterpoint would be very similar, I
would think, to having a chatbot that
also had only one point of view that it
considered valid. So, um, yes, a chatbot
should be more persuasive. And I think
we're also
as humans, we're also sort of built to
assume that humans might lie to us
because they have personal interests
where if you knew you were talking to an
AI, you wouldn't necessarily feel
that so obvious that the AI had a
personal interest because it wouldn't
have a personal interest, but it would
certainly be um presented by someone who
did. So in theory, we should be just as
suspicious of the AI as we would be of
the person who built the AI. But I don't
think we would. I think you would be
more persuasy
shows. I think you would be more
persuaded by the AI because you would
think, well, the AI isn't going to lie
to me, is it? Well, it might or it might
hallucinate.
In other news, [clears throat] yeah,
this is technology news. According to
the conversation,
people who talk with their hands seem
more clear and persuasive.
How many of you already knew that? That
if people talk with their hands, they
can be way more persuasive
than if they don't. But the key is you
can't randomly use your hands. So, it's
bad to be Governor Nuome
and do jazz hands because we always mock
him because it looks like he's lying
and it looks like his hands are like not
even connected to his brain. I don't
even know why my hands are doing this
really.
I'm Governor Nuome and I can't stop my
hands.
So that would be an example of not
persuasive.
But if you were saying that uh something
is huge and you use your hands, the hand
would be compatible with the message
huge. Something's going up. Something's
taller than this. That tends to be very
persuasive. So, do more of that and less
of this. Don't do that.
All right. I know what I just did to
myself there. That will get clipped.
Remind me never to do that again.
You You have my permission to drive to
my house and slap me if I ever do that
again.
Not really. Don't slap me. Um, let's see
what else.
Oh, here's a good one. The Wall Street
Journal is reporting, according to
Daniel Axe,
that uh the more oxytocin you have,
the faster you'll heal. So, apparently
they've done tests where you can heal
your wounds
faster. Oh my god, there's just like a
gigantic
mechanical noise right outside my door.
What the heck is that? I'm glad it
doesn't show up in the microphone. Um,
okay, now it's gone. But, uh, Wall
Street Journal reporting that if you
have oxytocin, that would be the
intimacy chemical. If you're intimate
with somebody you love, you get more
oxytocin. Well, apparently that's good
for your healing. Now, I like to put a
couple of things together here.
Uh, so if you want to be more
persuasive,
you would talk with your hands
and you would use that to persuade
somebody to be intimate with you. Hey,
wouldn't you like to
with me? See how persuasive that was? If
I had done that without my hands, would
you even be tempted to have sex with me?
No. Not even a little bit. Watch. This
will be without the hands. Hey, how
would you like to have sex with me?
Absolutely nothing. Would you agree?
That was not persuasive. Not one of you
said, "Oh, that's a pretty good offer. I
I think I'd like to have sex with him
right now, despite his weird looking
hat." But watch. Now I'm going to say
the same thing again, but with hand
motions. Hey, why don't you
have sex with me? Do you see how
persuasive that was? I know. No, go
back. Stop. This was just a
demonstration. I know some of you are
putting on your jacket and looking up my
address and ready to drive over here,
but that was only demonstration. Calm
down. Calm down.
It may have elevated your oxytocin
though for a moment. So if you see any
wounds, they're instantly healing.
That's that's for me. You're welcome.
Uh did you know that according to the
University of Vienna that pleasant
sounding words are easier to remember?
So they actually did a test where they
gave people pleasant sounding words
versus ugly words. You want to hear some
ugly words?
Moist.
Moist is on the the on the list of
moist.
So
given that pleasant sounding words are
easier to remember,
um that means they're more persuasive
because whatever tickles your memory the
best tends to be also the most
persuasive.
So when I'm writing, let's say
professionally, if I'm writing a book,
for example, um the last step in my
writing is I may go through and
substitute
uh more pleasant sounding words for
words that are just a little ugly. I
used to do uh public speaking a lot. One
of the things I would uh do during my
public speaking is I would ask the
assembled crowd which of these words is
funnier. So I'd give them two words that
mean about the same thing. I say which
which one is funnier? Pull as in you're
pulling something or yank which is
almost the same thing not exactly. and
the entire crowd would say as one, yank.
There's something universal about words
that sound right. In general, if you
want to do humor, it's good to have
words that have uh some hard sounds to
them. Yank, because you get the you get
the K, but you also get the Y. So, if
you're if you're doing humor, words that
are not as often used or they use
letters that are not as often used, Q's
and Z's and Y's, um, that's usually
funnier.
So, the last level of my writing is I'll
change the words to funny words if it's
supposed to be a joke or I'll change it
to pleasant sounding words. I'll get rid
of words like moist.
Now, I did write a whole book where I
talked about moist robots.
Um, that did not catch on.
It probably wasn't my best choice.
All right.
You may have heard that the uh pipe
bomber from January 6, uh, at least we
think he's been arrested. We pretty sure
we got the right guy. I think um, as
Jake Tapper described him, that white
guy. So he says, "We found a a white
male who was the pipe bomber. The only
problem was he is not white at all. He
apparently is a black man with a weird
mustache.
Uh and uh I I I know, of course,
obviously why Jake Tapper assumed it was
a white man.
If I told you that somebody planted a
bomb in the United States, would you
think it was a black guy? You wouldn't,
would you? Cuz I don't I can't think of
a single
example of a black guy who planted a
bomb in America. But if you said, "Have
any white guys planted any bombs?" I'd
say, "Well, there's a uni bomber." And I
would just sort of assume it was a white
guy crime. So Jake uh got a little ahead
of himself there, but uh
uh and then also, did you see the way he
was dressed?
The bite bomb. God, what is that that
loud thing? It's like a rocket ship
outside my door. Uh,
if you saw the way he was dressed in a
unfashionable hoodie with unfashionable
uh footwear, would you have assumed that
was a black American?
No, cuz you're racist. You're racist.
And you would have said, I think a black
American would be far better dressed
than uh than that guy. So that's where
your racism would have led you in the
wrong direction.
But the uh the fascinating part about
this story uh Shaun Davis had a good
take on it that captures a lot of what
you were thinking. So I'm just going to
read what Shawn Davis um did on X. He of
the Federalist, right? I hope I have
that right. Uh he said uh based on the
volume and type of evidence about the
pipe bomber contained in this affidavit
affidavit, it is inconceivable that the
FBI didn't know who the pipe bomber was
back in 2021. It looks a heck of a lot
like corrupt FBI agents knew for years
who the bomber was, but went out of
their way to confuse the investigation
so they could refuse to make a
definitive identification.
Huh. And that goes a very long way
toward explaining the latest anonymous
FBI agent op against Dan Bonino and Cash
Patel. Bonjino and Patel removed the
corrupt agents, reviewed the evidence,
and swiftly identified and arrested the
subject once all the corrupt obstructors
were out of the way.
Does that sound about what you were
thinking? It does, doesn't it? Do you
think it's a coincidence that once
Bonino fired or relocated the people who
were in charge of it that all of a
sudden it wasn't hard to find out who it
was? Have you been amazed that this is
the one guy they can't find? They're
finding all these grandmothers from the
January 6 event, but they can't find
this guy despite all of the video of
him. And really, you know, you could
show one toenail of one of the January 6
people and uh our technology would say,
"Oh, I know that toenail. That toenail
belongs to." And then we'd put him in
jail. That's the old way. They did not
belong in jail. But that's what would
have happened. But no, this uh this guy
was a total mystery. So, I'm going to
say uh that I do not believe the FBI
couldn't find him. Uh I'm going to be
firmly in the camp that doesn't know for
sure, right? Don't know for sure, not
100%. But my working assumption is that
the FBI was corrupt and the people that
were removed from the job were more
likely intentionally
uh avoiding catching him for whatever
reason uh rather than incompetence or
you know inability.
It gets even weirder because apparently
he works as a bale bondsman and it's a
family business.
So, his father owns a bale bondsman
business. Must be doing pretty well
because it looked like the house that
this guy lives in is a high-end house.
And I don't believe you get a high-end
house cuz you're just an employee of a
bail bondsman, but you might have one if
you live with your parents. So, I don't
know for sure, but I would guess
probably living at his parents' home.
Now, if you lived at your parents' home
and uh your your dad was a bail
bondsman, which means he has some kind
of affinity for or connection to the law
enforcement world, do you think his
father didn't recognize the video of his
son walking around with that hoodie and
those sneakers?
Do you think you wouldn't recognize your
own son if you saw them wearing the
clothes that they probably wear at home?
You don't think you'd recognize that?
So, I have some questions for dad.
Um, is this, you know, if I found out
tomorrow that he didn't wear those
clothes ever at home or that he knew
that he would be recognized if he wore
his own clothes and he had these only
for the purpose of disguise, which is
possible, by the way. Well, then I would
say, well, even your father wouldn't
recognize you under those conditions
because his face his face was completely
concealed.
But I feel like you would recognize your
own prodigy you know, the way they walk
and especially the footwear.
Uh, let's see. Anyway, I got I got the
bail bonsman thing from Grock, so if
it's hallucinating,
um, you've been warned.
All right. Do you know Tim Burchett?
He's Republican representative from
Tennessee. Apparently, he has asked
President Trump to cut off all funding
for the NOS, the non-government
organizations that have often been
accused of being giant money laundering
fraudulent
entities.
Um he says that he wants him he wants
Trump to cut off all funding to the
NOS's until they can figure out where
all the money is actually going
because a lot of it is going into
people's pockets.
And it appears to most of us now, thanks
to the good work of Elon Musk and Doge,
we finally learned that uh there's a
gigantic mechanism for taking your tax
money out of your pocket and putting it
in the pocket of strangers while
pretending to feed the poor. And this is
not a small operation. We're talking
billions of dollars.
Um, you know, I I I've told you I've
been puzzled by how we could have such a
big deficit because it kind of happened
fast, didn't it? I mean, even if you
even if you allowed that the pandemic
made things worse,
didn't it seem like we sort of instantly
got to this impossible, you know, place
where we couldn't pay our debts? And I
have to admit from the beginning I've
been thinking is somebody just stealing
it.
But it seemed like the numbers were so
big that nobody could steal that much
money. I mean you can't steal you can't
steal a trillion dollars a year. And now
I believe you could. I believe you
literally could steal a trillion dollars
a year with this NGO mechanism because
any one any one entity might be getting
a billion here, a billion there, but
there are thousands of them. Just
thousands of them. Yeah, you could steal
a trillion dollars if you if you really
worked at it. And apparently they were
working pretty hard.
So, I have a generally good feeling
about Tim Bett, meaning that he seems
like a good patriot who wants to do the
right thing. And uh I I don't think that
he's robbing anybody. So, he wouldn't
have anything necessarily that he needs
to cover up. He'd be hard to blackmail.
I doubt I doubt he's got a, you know,
love child somewhere or something. So,
you need somebody who can't be
blackmailed, who's clearly a patriot,
and has a real interest in going after
something like this. Does that does that
include somebody like Tim? I think yes.
You know, I've seen enough of him that I
trust him.
I mean, it's just a feeling, you know,
nobody can know for sure what's in
somebody's soul, but he looks pretty
trustworthy to me. So, I think that
would be worth a shot.
Well, as Bujorn Lomborg often says, um,
if you don't know who he is, you should.
He's a, uh, some call him an economist,
but I don't know if he would call
himself that, but he's, uh, taught us to
look at both the costs and the benefits
of climate change. He does other things
as well, but he's well known for that.
uh meaning that climate change might in
fact make some things worse, but we
always ignore how much better it makes
things. And he gives us his latest
example, I think he's got an article in
the Wall Street Journal,
um that the the hurricane season, which
apparently is over, had no hurricanes
hit landfall in the United States. And
probably climate change has something to
do with that. So if you were to actually
be honest about your climate change
analysis, which is what Bejorn Lombberg
is teaching us to do, you would say,
well, I mean, you have to include even
if you imagine climate, you know, ruined
some parts of the world eventually,
you'd have to add him, but it did save
us a hurricane or two. uh if in fact
that becomes a a uh let's say that
becomes a pattern. It's not yet a
pattern but if it becomes one
uh we should say hey maybe this climate
change has as much good as bad would be
the proper way to approach the analysis.
Um no matter which way it ended up that
would be the way to go.
Uh, Scott, blame it on Okay, I don't
know what that means. I'm looking at
your comments.
So, we're still talking about the
allegation that Pete Haggsath ordered a
double tap attack on the Narco boat,
meaning that there were a few survivors
from the first missile, but a second
missile was uh dispatched to take care
of the the survivors and get rid of the
uh weapon of mass destruction. That
would be the drugs that were on the
boat. Um,
but so the Wall Street Journal had one
version of events, but it's been
debunked by ABC News, the New York
Times. So the Wall Street, I'm sorry,
the Washington Post, I think I said that
wrong. Scratch that. The Washington Post
had the story that appears to be
um that Hegs Seth somehow was watching
the attack and ordered the second
missile and then they're they're acting
like that would have been a a war crime.
Well, let's ask somebody who actually
knows what they're talking about. Uh so
apparently a individual named David
who is a former deputy director and
acting director of the Defense
Intelligence Agency in the Obama
administration. So, this is important.
He He's an Obama guy
who says, quote, um, we use double taps
all the time. He said, you would get the
initial signature uh sign off of a
target that's been hit. He he uh he said
in a podcast recently, "And if you saw
that they squirted, I guess that must be
some military term, and were injured,
you hit them again." In fact, he said
there was often a second predator that
would be a missile ready to go. Wait, is
a predator a drone or a missile?
And for our purposes, it doesn't matter.
In fact, he said there's often a second
predator ready to go that was fully
expected to be used if he didn't have a
100% coming out of the first hit and
maybe a third hit, adding that uh it was
done routinely and there was bipartisan
support on the Hill for doing it.
Isn't that enough?
Isn't it's a drone? People are saying so
the predator is a drone. But isn't it
enough
that somebody who would be in that
position who knows exactly what is real
and what isn't, who's actually been in
the field, who's actually, you know,
ordered attacks.
If that person says it was routine, is
there anything else to talk about? You
know, the the people who are acting like
it's a war crime are just idiot
Democrats who sit behind desks. I don't
know that there's any military people
who think it's a war crime.
Anyway, um apparently Secretary Hanksth
has asked the uh Navy admiral who was
overseeing those operations in the
Caribbean to step down uh because that
officer had voiced concerns about what
he called the murky legality of the
attacks.
Do you think that if there had been some
other president,
do you think that this uh this admiral
would have had that problem? Given that
we do know with high certainty that it
was routine to have a double tap and
even a triple tap if he needed it, do
you think that this Navy admiral didn't
know that? And do you think that if
Obama had been president or if nobody
had even brought this up as a potential
issue? If nobody had ever brought it up,
would he be worried about its murky
legality?
I don't think so. So, was this a good
firing? Yeah. Yeah. Uh, I think that was
a good firing.
All right. So, well, he's not really
fired fired. He's just going to retire a
couple couple years early. which is
fair. I mean, he did. It's not like he
committed a crime or something. So, a
little bit of early retirement seems
seems about that seems appropriate. I
wouldn't take anything away from him.
Um,
let's see.
Let's uh let's look at Minnesota for a
moment. So, I guess the uh speaker of
whatever their political situation is,
Demouth, Speaker Demouth, uh talked
about the budget forecast and that
they're going to be short $3 billion.
So, there's going to have a $3 billion
deficit in Minnesota.
And uh Speaker Demouth said, quote,
"Last year, Governor Walsh blamed
increases in social services spending as
the main driver of the deficit that was
created. We now know that much of the
increase was the result of fraud.
Yep.
As I've been saying, in a 100% of
situations where there's a lot of money
involved and people are not watching it
carefully, as in having a robust
auditing situation, which is most of the
government stuff does not have a robust
auditing situation, that the inevitable
outcome inevitable. You can't you
couldn't stop it if you wanted to. If
you have lots of money involved
and nobody's watching it in in the sense
of an audit, of course it's going to be
stolen.
Of course it is. It's not ever going to
go a different direction. There's one
way that goes. Somebody steals it. And
uh that's probably what's happening. But
at least New York State doesn't have any
problems.
Oh, wait.
Apparently, Governor Hokll when she was
uh what was she? When she was lieutenant
governor had a aid or an assistant who
worked in as a No, actually it was a
Chinese spy who was working as the
deputy chief diversity officer.
Now, that's a bad combination.
Here are two things you never want.
Number one, you don't want anybody on
your staff who later turns out to be a
Chinese spy. That by itself would be bad
enough. The second thing you don't want
is a chief diversity officer. And God
knows you don't want a deputy chief
diversity officer because that's two
more than you really needed.
So this Chinese spy was a [laughter]
it was the [clears throat] worst
possible combination. Chinese spy and
diversity officer. Um and she held that
role since 2018 I guess um to 2020. Um,
and uh, she said in some kind of
document that was recovered that Hokll
was uh, sort of easy to manipulate,
but uh, it looked like the only thing
that Hokll did that was sketchy was do
some pro-China video that she was asked
to do for the 2021 Lunar New Year. So
Elise Stefanic, who's running for
governor, I guess, pointed out uh yeah,
that Governor Hokll got co-opted by a
Chinese spy to do a pro-Chinese video.
That's not the most damaging thing that
could have happened. Um I I think Hokll
just thought she was servicing the, you
know, the Chinese American part of her
uh constituents, which wouldn't be a
crime. So, none of it looks like a
crime, per se, but it doesn't look good.
Doesn't look good. It makes you wonder
how many Chinese spies have we not
caught. You ever wonder about that?
You know, I I have this theory that most
uh shoe salesmen, if they're if they're
selling women's shoes, that they have uh
foot fetishes.
And the reason is that someone with a
foot fetish would be willing to work
extra hard for less money because
they're getting that secondary benefit
from being a shoe salesman if you know
what I mean. You know what I mean? So
that over time the people who are
willing to sell shoes, women shoes, but
also really really enjoy it more than
you hope that they would, uh, that they
would be mostly the shoe sales people.
Because if you were competing against
somebody who loved it, [laughter]
it would be hard to compete if you were
just doing it because it was a job. So
over time, the people who would do it
just because it's a job would find other
jobs and they would move through that to
other things. But if you really really
like selling the shoes, like really
really liked it, and you got that job,
would you ever leave? You wouldn't.
you'd be there for the rest of your
life. It's like, I got the best job
ever. So, the theory is that if there's
a type of job where one type of person
would like to be there forever for
whatever reason, that eventually the job
will be mostly those people. So, now
suppose that you're tasked by your your
spy masters in China to get high level
jobs in the government. Would you ever
leave? No. You wouldn't even look for
another job because your whatever level
it is job within the government would be
exactly what your spy master required of
you. So, you'd be killing it
career-wise.
So, in theory, if you wait long enough,
uh the entire government should be full
of spies because they're the ones who
don't go looking for better jobs ever.
Right?
Am I wrong? You tell me. Isn't the
normal arc that the government should be
full of spies if not today
than guaranteed
fairly soon you know within say 10 or 15
years and we've certainly had a
government for more than 15 years. So,
uh, anyway, uh, in funny news, the
postmillennials reporting that
[clears throat] Tim Walsh is upset
because, uh, the president called him
the rword,
And he says, "I've never seen this
before. People are driving by my house
and using the Rword in front of people."
He said, "This is shameful. I have yet
to see elected officials, a Republican
elected official say, "You're right.
That's shameful. You shouldn't say it."
So, look, Walsh says, "I'm worried. We
know uh we know how these things go."
Now, wait for this. You thought that Tim
Walsh was dumb.
Wait for this next sentence. You ready
for this?
Uh, he goes, "I'm worried. We know how
these things go. They start with taunts.
They turn to violence so deeply
concerned, Wals added. Okay, let me pull
it all together. So Tim Walsh believes
it's entirely appropriate to call
Republicans and Trump fascists
and, you know, sort of Nazilike.
And he's not worried that that would
turn into violence, calling somebody
literally, not joking, but literally a
fascist and a Nazi or words to that
effect.
But while that's not dangerous,
according to Wals,
um it would be dangerous that people
jokingly drive by his house and use the
Rword,
which they only do because it's funny.
It's funny in the sense that it bothers
the people they want to bother. You not
because it's true true, but because it's
funny and Trump said it and he got away
with it, so it sort of opened the
floodgate.
But do you believe that Tim Walsh really
believes what he said? Does he really
believe that the Rword, as he says, is
the dangerous one that could lead the
slippery slope to somebody getting
stabbed? It's like, well, it started
with the R word and next thing you know,
stabbing.
Whereas calling somebody a fascist and
not saying you're kidding and everybody
knows you're not joking, that you're
actually meanness. You don't think that
would lead to a little violence?
Really? Really? Is that your actual
opinion?
I don't know. In order to have an
opinion like that, you'd have to be some
kind of a
You'd have to be some kind of a
Well, you'd have to be some kind of a
fascist.
You thought I was going to say
didn't you? No, I wouldn't use that
word.
Meanwhile, Steve Hilton, you probably
know him from uh his work on Fox News. I
don't don't know if he still has his
show or if he's moved on to running for
California governor. Well, he has uh
launched a tip line to expose fraud in
California. He believes that as bad as
the fraud was in is in Minnesota,
billions and billions of dollars of
fraud, that California is probably worse
because it's a bigger state and it's
been a blue state for longer. And those
are good reasons. More money, more
Democrats, probably more crime. I'm
saying so he said uh this is based on my
very strongly held assumption that
whatever we're seeing in Minnesota is a
thousand times worse in California
because of many more years of one party
rule by the Democrats.
Steve Hilton, you just got my vote.
You you just won my vote. Uh, you know,
I don't usually pay too much attention
to state politics, but uh, yeah, that's
all I want to hear. I want to hear that
you're you've done something that's real
because you think it's important to try
to stop all the fraud. I think
California's biggest problem is fraud
because everything that happens here
looks a little suspicious. You know, it
doesn't matter what you're looking at.
How about that bullet train? Uh, where'd
all that money go? How about uh you
rebuilding after the uh the fire? Uh,
nothing's been rebuilt. I mean, one
house maybe. What's going on? Is
somebody Is there some criminal thing
that's stopping it? It It couldn't just
be incompetence, could it? I don't know.
So, yes, I believe that rooting out the
fraud is essential. I I think that
having a fraud tip line would only be a
small part of what they need. And I'm
going to say it again. Uh I believe that
zero tax money should ever be allocated
for anything that does not have a robust
well-defined audit procedure. So if
somebody said we need a billion dollars
to build this thing, I say all right,
let's start with how are you going to
audit it on a regular basis so it
doesn't get stolen? If the answer is uh
oh well uh we we'll we'll do something
about it then no. It doesn't matter if
it's a good idea. It's clearly if you
don't have an auditing procedure set up
that's good. And you know, I I would
make a big difference between some
waving your hand audit procedure versus
a very, you know, let's say a
third-party uninterested party who's
just paid to audit the hell out of it.
If I were a big consulting company,
um, and there are lots of them, I would
be pitching this as something that I
could do for your state. I would say if
you give me $10 million a year, um, I'll
I'll make sure that we audit all this
stuff and we're not we don't even live
in the state. We're just consultants.
So, you don't have to worry about us
trying to get our own beak wet. We will
change out our uh auditors every year.
So if you were a consulting company and
you wanted to make sure that you didn't
become the problem by, you know, getting
yourself into this potential
moneyaundering situation where you could
you could launder it yourself.
If you're a consulting company, just
say, "Well, we have lots of consultants
and we'll make sure that uh the ones
that work on your state do one year."
they just do one year and then you have
much less chance that they get embedded
and turn it into a criminal enterprise.
Yeah. Anyway, um so the uh according to
NPR, the State Department is going to
deny visas to fact checkers and others
who were involved in any kind of
censorship. Now, I don't mind that as a
standard. I don't think the fake fact
checkers and the fake sensors should be
uh allowed into the country but it does
make me wonder how many there are that
you need you need a separate you know
standard for that are are there a lot of
fact checkers trying to get into the
country who had fact checked us in a in
a way we don't like I don't know just
kind of open question
well according to Davis health
University of Oh, the University of
California, Davis.
Um, there's a study that suggests that
there's a brain nutrient
that if you don't have enough of it, it
might create anxiety.
And they found out that uh
if you eat more eggs,
the eggs have this uh this nutrient,
what's it called? Choline C H O L I N E.
So if your choline levels are low in
your brain, it's correlated with they
haven't proven causation, but it's
correlated with anxiety. So I went to
Grock and I asked the questions that the
article was missing. And the main
question was, are people eating more or
less eggs
than they ever did? And the answer is
people are probably eating more eggs now
than they did in the 40s. So that would
suggest that we were less likely to have
a anxiety caused by this shortage. But
we observe that people's anxiety seems
to be worse lately than compared to the
old days. So I'm not sure I buy this.
Maybe there's a correlation but not a
causation.
But eggs are apparently good for you.
All right. Um,
so Hakee Jeff has finally grudgingly
agreed that President Trump uh should
get credit for closing the border, which
is now secure. Fox News says that. And
Jeffree says, "Of course he'll get
credit for that."
To which I'm thinking, "Huh, I'm
actually surprised.
Aren't you surprised that even though
it's so obvious that uh Trump closed the
border and the other leaders did not?
Aren't you surprised that one of the top
Democrats just even admitted it instead
of changing the subject? So, I guess
that that's the part that's interesting
is just that he said it at all.
Well, that might be because the uh it
could be the polling shows that people
care less about the border because they
consider it a solved problem. So, it
might be that, you know, there's no
benefit to arguing that Trump didn't
close it, you know. So, it's well,
that's old news is closed. Moving on.
See if we have any other problems
besides that.
Um,
so I I saw on MS Now, which used to be
MSNBC,
on Lawrence O'Donnell's show, I think it
was last night, that uh he had Chuck
Schumer on and the two of them were
introducing their newest hoax.
Um, have you heard the new hoax about
affordability?
All right. You can tell that they're
introducing a hoax by looking at their
faces with the sound off.
There's a certain smile that Democrats
do when they're introducing a hoax. And
it's like this.
I've got a suspicious smile on. I'm
going to introduce a new hoax. And the
hoax goes like this. No, I'm not
smiling. I'm not I'm not too happy about
it. Well, stop it. Stop it. Stop it. I
I'm trying not to smile to give away the
fact. Oh god, I'm smiling again. I'm
smiling. Uh, okay. Ignore my creepy
smile because this is how I introduce a
hoax. Are you ready for the hoax? The
hoax is that President Trump is the only
human being out of 7 billion human
beings. He's the only one who believes
that affordability
doesn't matter.
That's right. Because it's based on
something he said.
Well, I'm not going to quote what he
said or put it in context because then
you'll know it's a hoax. Do you know how
else you could know it's a hoax? Look at
my creepy smile. And Lawrence O'Donnell
has this creepy smile, too. We We got
two creepy smiles. Yeah, that's how we
introduce the hoaxes because we know
it's a hoax, but we're trying to see if
you're dumb enough to believe that
there's actually any human being who
doesn't understand that affordability
matters to people who don't have enough
money.
I'm not creepy. You're creepy.
All right, that's enough of that.
Stop it. You're right, Jeep guy. I need
to just stop making that face. But I
didn't start it. That's a That's a Chuck
Schumer face.
Anyway, no, it is not true that Trump is
the only person on the world who doesn't
understand that affordability
matters.
So, I was thinking to myself, how are we
doing on affordability?
So, I made a little list of the things
we talk about when we talk about
affordability. And let's uh see how
Trump is doing. How is he doing on eggs?
Well, really well. The price of eggs is
down. And I do think we can attribute
that to the actions of the Trump
administration.
Now, probably the egg prices would have
drifted back to normal. Uh anyway, but I
do think that uh Trump goose it. his
people did a good job. So, we'll give
him eggs. How about gas? Gas,
definitely. Um certainly the uh the
Trump instinct to go for maximum
drilling and drill baby drill and
getting rid of obstacles for that. Yeah,
that definitely caused the gas prices to
go down. So, we'll give them eggs, we'll
give them gas. What about groceries in
general? No. to groceries in general,
especially beef, uh, not so good.
They're they're still high. And even if
they're not inflating much from where
they are, they're kind of too high. So,
um, now keep in mind that it doesn't
mean that Trump gets the the credit or
the blame for every kind of price and
every kind of situation. It's just is
what it is. Groceries are high.
What about rent?
Well, the recent news is that rents have
actually fallen a little bit from
October to November. Don't know if
that's a pattern yet, but it would make
perfect sense if you paired it with the
the knowledge that uh 2.5 million uh
people have been deported. That should
create a little bit less demand. Little
less demand means a little lower rents.
And sure enough, 1% lower. So, he gets
I'll give him rent. Could be more, but
we'll give him that. How about interest
rates? Well, he's been working pretty
hard to get those interest rates down.
And I believe they're lower than they
were. Is that true? Lower than when he
took office, but they'll definitely be
lower when he gets his own handchosen
Fed uh you know, Fed head in charge. So,
I expect I expect inflation uh interest
rates to go down. What about inflation?
Uh inflation's not great, but it's not
terrible. It's sort of just limping
along. So, it's not the worst thing in
the world, but you know, could be
better. Uh what about automobiles?
Well, I don't know if we've seen the
impact yet. Um especially because there
would be tariffs on automobiles from
other countries. But um he did recently
get rid of that uh Biden era idea that
uh your your gas powered car would have
to get 51 miles to the gallon on
average. So, he got rid of that, which
should cause uh more availability of
low-end cars that uh would cost people
less because the gas would be less and
um and then the cost of the car would be
less if it's purchased. Uh if it's built
in America, then you don't have the
tariff problem. So, automobiles, I'll
give him that. Uh I don't think we've
seen the drop yet, but he's done the
right thing to get that drop. And what
about entertainment?
Um, entertainment doesn't seem like
that's going down. Maybe it's gone up. I
don't know. But entertainment is not the
most important thing in the world.
So, here's my take um on affordability.
Trump's actually done pretty well if if
you look at all the categories. Pretty
well. there's a lot more you could do
and we would like him to do more and it
looks like he is but uh he's going for
it. Um and then I was thinking about
the you know what would you do to make
food less expensive and I'm going to
give you some brainstorming on that on
that topic. These are not meant to be
great ideas. The way brainstorming works
is you just throw some ideas that maybe
you hadn't thought of before and then it
spurs you or encourages you to think of
your own ideas and if there's more ideas
there's a greater chance that one of
them will be useful. So I'm just going
to throw out some ideas for reducing um
costs. Number one idea would be to have
some kind of mechanism where local
farmers could more directly and legally
sell to consumers. So where I live, you
might have the same situation. On the
weekend, there'll be a farmers market
and but I would have to get in the car
and drive to the farmers market and it
doesn't have everything that I'd want.
Doesn't have meat for example. Um, so
there's some things I think the
government probably prevents like meat
is my guess. Um, but suppose you removed
obstacles and said, "Yeah, the farmers
market can deliver it to your house.
Deliver it right to your house." So then
if I didn't have to drive to it and it
was the local farmer, so that would cut
out uh a bunch of steps and a bunch of
people taking a cut. Could I get it
cheaper? I feel like I could. So,
there's probably something you could do
that would make food a lot more
accessible and cheaper if you just got
rid of all the middle people and said,
"Okay, the farmer can sell this." Now,
would it be more dangerous? Yes, it
would. [laughter]
Probably because you [clears throat] can
imagine there'd be, you know, a farmer
who didn't meet all the standards, etc.
But here's what I think. Don't you think
the farmers eat all their own food?
If you're a farmer and you're selling
beef, you don't think you're eating the
beef yourself? Of course you are. If
you're growing a certain vegetable, you
don't think that the farmer's family is
eating that vegetable? Of course they
are. What would make you feel more safe?
Eating the same food as the person who
grew it or some government entity told
you it was okay?
I don't know. you you might be more
comfortable eating what the farmer eats.
Um,
how about if you started a uh a
government grocery store? Stop. Stop.
You're just assuming a bunch of things
that I'm not going to say. Wait till I
say it and then tell me if you like it
or not. Okay. And in the government
grocery store, it wouldn't try to
reproduce every kind of product. there
wouldn't be any um of the highly
processed foods. Wouldn't be any none.
But it would also be a very limited set
of choices that were designed to be
affordable. And because it's a limited
set of choices, you could bring down
your expense of providing them. Let's
say it was only chicken for protein and
maybe two or three kinds of fish that
are, you know, accessible and easy.
That's all your proteins. And then let's
say it's not every exotic vegetable in
the world, but you definitely have
broccoli. People like broccoli. And
whatever are, let's say, the top five
vegetables, so everybody's got one that
they like. Um, and and so let's say your
grocery store has I'll just pick a
number, 25 goods, but they're the ones
that most people would eat. They
wouldn't be delighted because it
wouldn't be that many choices. But
there's a lot you can do with chicken.
You know what I mean? You know, once you
get it home, you can make it taste, you
know, any any variety of ways. So, I
think the thing that the so-called
government grocery stores have done
wrong is probably try to produce the
same amount of choices as a regular
grocery store. That's probably where
they go wrong. Uh, I would like an
option if I had very low income, an
option to have more boring food, but
it's really easy to get and it's cheap.
I I'll accept boring because I'll I'll
spice it up on my end. It doesn't have
to be exciting on your end.
Anyway, that's one idea. And then
another one, this is really interesting.
There's a futuristic uh dome for growing
food. New Atlas has a story about this.
So, instead of the old uh greenhouse,
they figured out this dome where the
bottom levels of the dome are a variety
of fish. I think there are several
layers of just fish and then they
contribute to the ecosystem that feeds
the dome so that the dome is as close as
you can get to a self-contained
self-fertilizing
um situation
and it requires a little bit of
technology. So, I think you need to move
things around with technology and
probably you need some AI to know what
needs some attention. So, you don't need
too many humans in there. But
apparently, this is already built and uh
already been demonstrated to work. So,
at the Expo 2025 Osaka Kai in Japan, um
they've already produced one and it's a
farmtotable, but the farm would be just
this dome.
And let's see what else it says. Um the
fact that it already exists makes this a
lot more interesting. It's not it's not
uh theoretical.
So, it's a 7 meter diameter, 23 foot
dome. Um, and it it's meant to sort of
uh imitate what a real Earth situation
would be for each of the levels. And
it's a futuristic greenhouse. Well, I
think that's where we're heading. So
imagine if you started your city with a
futuristic greenhouse that would serve
every maybe 10 homes.
Uh and then you just build around that.
What salmon is the best to buy?
Well,
don't get me started on salmon. You
don't want to hear it.
Well, in other news, Hawaii is suing Tik
Tok for uh what they consider harm to
children and they think that Tik Tok has
built a platform to be dangerously
addictive for young users.
Now, do you think that that's true? Do
you think that they built it to be
dangerously addictive? Well, I don't
think they meant it to be dangerous,
but I I'm wondering about where do you
draw the line?
If if I sell you a
Dilbert calendar for 2026
and you open it up and you go, "Oh, oh
my god. Oh, oh my god, it's Oh, these I
I am so happy I got a Dilbert calendar."
Wait, wait. Oh my god. There There are
cartoons on both sides. Oh, both sides.
This is new. Oh my god. [laughter]
And then you can see my my dopamine is
is firing. I can barely help it. I mean,
I'm just like,
now when I make the Dilbert calendar
irresistible
because it's so good. Am I going to get
sued by Hawaii? Will Hawaii allow the
Dilbert calendar to be sold?
Good question, right? So although I'm
joking
sort of
a little bit although I'm joking there
is a real question here about freedom
and about uh what's the difference
between really really liking something
and being addicted because of the
dopamine hit. I don't know how you could
ever make that distinction
because again the Dilbert calendar's so
dopamine,
you know, tickling good that I don't
know what you do. Good luck Hawaii. Good
luck, Tik Tok.
Um, I haven't talked about this
situation with Tina Peters, who is a
grandmother who was in jail, because she
tried to um find out if the uh the
voting machines were rigged and I guess
she gave somebody access to them that
she should not have given access to for
the purpose of finding out if there was
some crime that had been committed. Now,
she's a cancer survivor. She's 70 years
old and she got what? 9 years in prison.
Now, can you think of a situation where
somebody technically violated a law,
which she did? She technically violated
a law, but her intentions were good
and there was no victim.
You get nine years for that. Your
intentions are good. Not for yourself.
This is very important. Her intentions
were for the public good.
Let me say that again. Her intention
very clearly was for a public good. What
she did for herself was take a gigantic
risk
for the public good.
And there were no victims. And indeed,
uh, I don't know what happened with the
with the access and whether anybody
found anything, but aren't you happy
that she did that? Now, I know you can't
just let anybody break any law they want
because they think it's a good idea to
break it. I I get that you have to have
something like, you know, law and order
for even things where it's not obvious
there would ever be any victim. I get
it. I get it. But what would be the
right penalty for someone who took a
risk upon themselves
with nothing to gain for themsel for the
benefit of the larger community
and there's no victim and there wasn't
really an there wasn't really a chance
that there would ever be a victim. It
wasn't an accident that there was no
victim.
It's obvious there would be no victim.
We would either find out something we
didn't know or we wouldn't. That's it.
Yeah. I'm thinking six months probation
would be about the right thing for that.
Now, Trump has entered the uh the debate
on this and on her side. Uh but he does
not have the power to pardon her because
I guess the charges are state charges.
But um I guess the Colorado Democrat
governor Democrat governor Jared Polus
um is keeping her in and is not
is uh not going to free her. I do think
this probably needs to be a bigger uh a
bigger issue.
And I do think that if this uh if this
governor gets reelected
and is keeping her in jail for purely
political reasons,
uh I don't think he he should be
reelected. That's all I'm saying. That's
just horrible behavior. Horrible. And I
think Trump has uh accurately found
another 8020 issue.
It How many people think she should be
in jail? Now, it's not even really
Democrat versus Republican, is it? I
mean, really, not really.
Um, so this seems like an 8020 to me.
All right. Well, we wish her the best.
Um, here's another funny story.
Apparently,
uh I didn't know it, but there was a
thing called the US Institute of Peace,
which I guess the government, the
federal government funds, but it
supposedly operates somewhat
independently. Trump is trying to uh cut
their budget, but I guess they use the
law to try to fight that off.
So they're in some kind of weird gray
area where the government gives them
money but doesn't have full control over
their activities.
So what Trump did because he couldn't
cleanly just take take their funding
away and close them down. Uh
he changed their name. [laughter]
This is very funny. He changed their
name and and put the new name [laughter]
uh on their building so that they can't
even cover it up easily. And the new
name [laughter]
the [clears throat] new name is the uh
the President Trump uh I don't know US
Institute of Peace or something. So he
put his own name on it. Oh no, it's the
Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace. And
it actually it actually says that over
the door now.
All right. Now that's just funny.
We're going to be so sad when we ever
get a normal president cuz I mean
seriously, can't you imagine what the
meeting was like when they came up with
that idea? They must have been roaring
with laughter. It's like, "All right, we
didn't get what we want, but we're going
to get some fun out of this. It's the
Donald J. Trump Institute of Peace."
[clears throat] Anyway, just great.
[snorts]
All right. Uh
Derek Schovin, who as you know is in
jail for being convicted for murdering
uh George Floyd allegedly.
Um
so he's uh he's trying to get a new
trial and uh his arguments are well he's
got a good argument um for a new trial.
But here is my take.
Derek Schovin was convicted in a very
different environment than we have
today. Uh at the time, if you had been a
juror and you had not convicted him, you
might be in physical danger for not
convicting, not voting to convict them.
I don't think that's the case now. And
we also believed, or a lot of people
believed that there was a big problem
with uh black citizens being killed by
white policemen.
But now we know that was never the case.
It was not a big problem or any problem
really. It was not above, you know, any
kind of baseline. So if you knew
if you knew that we do not have this big
problem
and you knew that you were not
personally in danger
uh if you had voted to, you know, let
him go. But here's the other big thing.
Do you remember what we thought of
doctors during the George Floyd's uh
era?
That's when we still believe the doctors
were credible.
And so there were several doctors who
said, "Oh yeah, that's totally murder."
And the jurors being normal citizens
believe that uh well if you know if
doctors say that uh it was murder you
know who am I to doubt the doctor. Now
fast forward to 2025
we do not automatically think doctors
are credible. In fact doctors have been
quite unreliable.
Secondly, we know that people were
probably being influenced by the um just
the feeling of the day that there was
some kind of, you know, horrible thing
happening to black citizens that wasn't
happening to white citizens. But we
don't really think that's true anymore,
or at least people are paying attention
know it's not.
So I would suggest that the same set of
facts that got him convicted, if it were
to happen today
exactly the same way, I don't know. I
feel like at least one juror would have
said, "Nope."
So I think Oh, and also he wasn't
allowed to introduce the fact that they
were trained to do it that way. Really
wasn't allowed to say that. But we know
that that's the case.
All right.
Um I've got a few more stories, but
let's see.
Um apparently there's a new app called
Vantor from Vantor Tech where it looks
like they've simulated the entire Earth
down to about a 3 meter um difference.
Now imagine if you will
um the ability to create a simulation
if you could simulate the entire world
with an app.
All you need now is to add characters.
Could you add characters? Oh god, I'm in
so much pain. All right, I I'm gonna
have to end early. Um,
I did all the stories that I cared about
the most
except that I think we should look at
humanoid robots to mine our rare earth
materials. Turns out there are several
companies working on robots for rare
earth material mining. So, that's
happening. All right, everybody. That's
all I got for today. Thanks for joining.
Uh, locals, I'm not going to try to do a
separate after show today. Not sure that
technology even works. But I will see
all of you tomorrow.
Tomorrow. Bye for now.