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Back to episode — Episode 3040 CWSA 12/08/25

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It's about time you got in here. Good to see you. I'm coming to you from my man cave slash garage. And while you're streaming in here, because we're going to have the best time you've ever had, we'll get ready for a show. We've done the pre-show already. So this is the real thing at the top of the hour. And how many of you want the simultaneous sip? You do, right? You do. And if you want that,…

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a copper mug or a glass, a tankard, a growler, a stein, a canteen, a jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and it's happening now. Go.

Ah, tremendous.

Now, for the nerds among you, and I know there are some nerds, I'm using my laptop, but I'm using the built-in microphone for the laptop. Apparently using my iPhone as a remote microphone, which is an option, didn't give me

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quite the quality I was hoping for. That was the feedback I got. And this is a little bit better. It's not as good as the Shure studio microphone, but I don't have a convenient way to set that up. I bought myself a microphone stand that will allow me to put it on the floor and then have the studio microphone in front of me. But that's what's happening. Hey, you want to talk about the news? That's…

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