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led from a one to a three, which means they can use it for medical use. And I saw a bunch of people complaining about that. And I thought to myself, how can you complain about medical use? I totally understand why some people would be against weed being legalized for casual use. I mean, there's an argument on both sides of that. You know which side I'm on. But medical, really, it's one of the most…

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came to me because they're indications of the news today. I was catching up on the Candace Owens stuff. She's got some new crazy looking guy. Come on. Let's go to my, really? All right, people. Let's go to, there's a story about Zoran Mam's director of appointments back in 2016 wrote somewhere, it's important that white people feel defeated. JD Vance is commenting on that. Can you believe that in 2016 you could say in public it's important that white people feel defeated?

Okay. By the way, JD Vance said something nice about me yesterday on social media. He was wishing me well. He said I'm one of the good ones. Well, I don't know. Let's see. I guess New Year's celebrations have been cancelled in Australia, France, and Germany because it's going to be too dangerous because of terrorists. You know, I wondered when that would happen. Have you been surprised that there aren't more terrorist attacks in large gatherings? I feel like we now expect it to happen.

Let's see. There's some Somalia bad behavior. Somalia's entire GDP is 13 billion and the exposure to Somali fraud in one state is 18 billion. Chip Roy is mostly on that. So there's more Somalia-related fraud in Minnesota that's bigger than the entire GDP of Somalia. So good job there, Somalia.

All right, let's see what else we got. Then just, did you know according to the Maso account that just 27 minutes of daily meditation can grow your brain matter? I'm going to say I don't know if I believe that 27 minutes of daily meditation grows your gray matter. And Minnesota, according to the End Wokeness account, the Minnesota attorney general Ellison, he blames the high car thefts in his state on Kia and Hyundai being too easy to steal. Yeah, that's the problem. Too easy to steal.

Trump signed a major executive order that reshapes US space policy. I guess we want to get to the moon by 2028, have nuclear power up there and missile defense and who knows. Huh. So Trump has threatened to seize more Venezuelan tankers. They could end up back in one of our harbors, he says. So I guess the Venezuelans are sending their military to accompany their tankers that Trump has said he would block. I don't think the Venezuelan Navy wants to take on our Navy, but we'll see.

Dr. Singularity says all cancers will be curable by the early 2030s. There's been an enormous amount of breakthroughs in the last, well I would say, can you do that a little bit faster? Apparently cannabis compounds show promise against one of the deadliest cancers. Not my type.

Somebody believes that we're going to war with Venezuela because Trump is on the Epstein list. I don't think it's that. But why do you think we're going to war with Venezuela? It feels like there might be several different possible reasons and I'm not sure. One of them would be to control our hemisphere and get rid of the narco terrorists and stuff, but I'm not even sure there's even some dispute whether Venezuela is anything they say it is.

Good morning. Good morning. So let me give you an update on me. So I'm done with all of my treatments, you know, my five radiation treatments. So now I wait. So it could be about two weeks before I see if I get a feeling back in my lower body. But my doctor stopped by yesterday or the day before and did tell me that there's almost no chance of that happening. However, a different doctor had a slightly higher optimism, but not very high. So I wait two weeks to see if any of the treatments I got will make any difference to my body. Best case scenario, if it did work, I don't know if it would give me full ability to walk, but it might give me some feeling back. And I don't even know if that would be better or worse, frankly.

All right. So John Fetterman attended a classified briefing and confirmed the Trump administration knows exactly who was on those drug boats. And yet the Democrats are defending the drug boats because it's on the other side from T

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rump. The Kennedy Center board voted unanimously to add Trump's name to the iconic DC venue. I thought there was some dispute about that. This isn't Breitbart News. So is it true that the Kennedy Center will be renamed the Kennedy Trump Center? I feel like that's not necessarily confirmed. So I guess Jake Tapper and CNN had some doctor in a white coat. Come on. This is Breitbart News is reporting…

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