think mostly right, but when it could give me the page number, I'll bet that was a hallucination. So I don't know. I've not confirmed that his book included my financial advice. I can confirm that a few people asked for permission to reprint that. So whether he did or not, I don't know.

Anyway, did you know that I've had an influence on personal finance? How many of you knew that? That's one of the weird areas that I had an influence. You know how I've told you that one of the ways to be influential is to be the person who writes it down. Whatever it is, if you write it down, you become influential if you do a good job of writing it down. So because I'm a cartoonist and I'm really good at summarizing, I found a way to write down all the advice you would ever need for personal finance in just nine bullet points.

So the breakthrough was not that I knew more than anybody else. The breakthrough is that I figured out how to do it in nine bullet points that would be in the order. This is the key part. They would be in the order that you should do them. Nobody did that before. Everybody else just said this is a good idea, this is a bad idea, good idea, bad idea. But it was overwhelming. So I got rid of the overwhelming part by just saying if you don't know anything else, do this. I think number one was make a will if you have people you're trying to take care of. But of course, you should do that first. Why would you leave yourself exposed?

So I don't know if AI got that right.

Well, Jasmine Crockett, your favorite Democrat. Yes, I said Democrat. She's got a new technique that is so bad that it's almost good. So she was asked, Breitbart News was reporting this. So in some interview recently she was asked if she accepts the idea that the current administration has vastly reduced illegal border crossings. Now, would you agree that one of the