Episode 3054 CWSA 12/26/25
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Well, apparently there's some enormous storm coming or has already hit. So a weird thing happened, which is because Christmas was on a Thursday, a lot of people said, "Okay, Friday we'll do the in-laws party and Saturday we'll do ours." But some people moved it to Saturday. But now it looks like everything's going to be snowed in. So the people who moved their party to Saturday are probably going to move it to Sunday. So people are going to be celebrating the Thursday Christmas on Sunday just because of the weird way that the date hit and the snow. It's going to feel weird celebrating Christmas three days after Christmas.
All right. Well, I wouldn't say there's much news today, but there's stuff to talk about. So if you lower your expectations and say to yourself, you know what, there's not much else on TV or on social media, so we're just going to be hanging out and I'll chatter about a few things that I find interesting that are in the news.
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So I saw in the Mario Nawfal post that Tesla is estimating that full self-driving mode on their cars could save 32,000 lives a year and avoid 1.9 million injuries. Did you have any idea that automobile accidents were causing 1.9 million injuries per year? The 32,000 I knew, or the apparently 40,000 die in car crashes, that was in the range of what I knew. But wow, a lot of people got injured.
So the thinking is that full self-driving would cut down on injuries by 80%. I believe it.
All right. What else?
So here's a little obscure story that I'll bet most of you have not been following. It's about the 2020 election and it's something that the Rasmussen Reports account has been hammering for like four years. So four or five years they've been posting on the same topic. And here's the topic. Allegedly, and there's a part that's not alleged, but the part we know is that there was a locked warehouse in Fulton, Georgia in which allegedly there were a bunch of ballots that got counted that are sketchy. Now, I don't remember why they were sketchy. They were either all the same or I don't know. There was something about them that was presumed to be sketchy, but nobody could check it out because the room was locked and a judge had been asked to force them to release it and unlock it, but the judge had not acted.
So years went by when Rasmussen would report, it seemed like once a week, well, that room is still locked. Now, you might say to yourself, well, over all that time, if that room had anything in it that was controversial, there would have been enough time to change them out or steal them. Sort of like Fort Knox.
So apparently the judge, Robert McBurney, who is being accused of being corrupt, but I don't know about that, he finally approved access. So some cynics are saying that he waited long enough that the statute of limitations might be running out for whoever did the alleged crimes. That would be a crime of election tampering allegedly. But I asked Grok about that. That's weird. Somebody outside my house. Must be a package delivery.
Anyway, I asked Grok about the statute of limitations. It says mostly for election felonies it would be seven years but because everything takes years there might be a way for the bad guys, again this is just speculation, hypothesis, allegations, the bad guys could somehow find another way to stall for another two years and nobody would go to jail. Now I don't know if they can but in theory.
The reason that the government, some element of the government of Georgia was blocking the release is because they estimated it would cost $400,000 to unlock the door. Now, what does that mean? I have no idea. Why would it cost the government $400,000 to unlock a door? Presumably the unlocking of the door was linked with some kind of audit that I guess the government would be involved in. I don't really understand.
But given that the Republicans would pay anything to prove that the election was rigged, especially Trump, I don't think it would be hard for them to raise $400,000. So it seems to me a fake reason that it would be too expensive. That must be just the excuse they're using.
So there is a nonzero chance, and I wouldn't know how to put an estimate on this, but there's a nonzero chance that everything you suspected about the election will be revealed really soon. I'm not sure what I would think if it turned out all the elections were perfectly legal because it doesn't make sense to me that if all the ballots were perfectly legal and Georgia wanted to prove that nothing was rigged, they would have just unlocked the door and they would have said, "Well, we're not going to pay for it, but knock yourself out." But they didn't do that. They pretended like they didn't have the budget to do it. So that's really, really sketchy.
So we'll find out if there's still anything behind that door. I don't know that it's been unlocked yet, but maybe in the coming week. Maybe they're waiting to get the $400,000 covered. We'll find out.
Don't you believe that the arc of history is bending toward 100% confirmation that the election was rigged? Doesn't it feel like there's nothing that could stop that from happening? Really all it took was Republicans to have enough time and enough influence that they could go look at the stuff they wanted to look at. But I will warn you that a tremendous amount of allegations about the election have not been proven to be true. So this could very easily be disappointing, but we'll find out.
So here's a very little small story, but Newsmax is reporting that Trump was asked somewhere about the AI boom and the bubble and could the AI boom damage the economy, blah blah. And Trump's answer was quote, "No, I love AI." according to the New York Times.
Now, have you noticed that Trump has a very young brain? I mean, he's conservative in sort of a old school conservative way, but whenever there's something that's new tech, he's unusually good at embracing it. And AI is one of those things. Crypto is another one of those things. Even when he got in trouble for talking about COVID, it's because he knew more than the doctors did about light being a disinfectant and just the way he jokes about things. He has a very young brain and I've never seen that much experience paired with that much of a sort of a youthful approach to the world.
And I'm wondering in this case how much it made a difference that he's got David Sacks, who obviously makes him comfortable with crypto as well as AI and a bunch of other people from Jared to, well, you know, you could name a few. So he's got a lot of young advisers, but he actually listens to them and he's clearly influenced by them. So yeah, he's very young-brained.
Anyway, will the robots take all our jobs? Peter Navarro, one of Trump's top trade advisers or maybe his top trade adviser, he's urging workers to consider going into the trades. Would that be a good answer for you to go into the trades like go out and fix air conditioners and be a mechanic and be a plumber and all that?
I gotta say, I'm pretty lucky that I was born in a time when that wasn't something you had to do. I would never be good at that. I would be good at sitting in a cubicle. I would be good at typing things. I'd be good at creativity, but I would never be good at fixing your AC. So I'm glad I don't have to make that choice.
However, it made me wonder what the future looks like. And I'm going to make a prediction. Prediction number one, I believe that in the same way that unions can make companies do things they don't want to do, right? That a union can make a company do what it doesn't want to do. And that's probably true for influence over the government as well because if your union was big enough it could influence voting.
So I believe there will be a robot union which is people not robots. So maybe I said that wrong. Let me say it a different way. I believe there will form a new union that might be a collection of existing unions or it might be a new one. And their primary objective will be to make sure that you can't put a robot into the field as a worker unless you have at least one human in charge on site. Had to be on site.
So have you ever had a plumber come to your house and they start working and then they realize there's a part that they need? So they have to stop what they're doing, go drive somewhere and get a part and come back. And you've watched people doing service work in your house and you know there's one person who might be doing demolition and dragging stuff away and another person who's doing the carpentry or the hard stuff.
I see a world where a plumber would have one or two robots that show up at the same time, but the plumber would be in charge and this new union I'm talking about would guarantee that even if you knew you could do it with just robots, it just wouldn't be legal. You just wouldn't be allowed to. And even if you had your own robot, the law could be so gamed that you wouldn't be allowed to use your own robot even to do some plumbing at your own house.
So I think that the laws as well as the unions will conspire to keep people employed even if that's not the best idea. But can't you just imagine this? All right, close your eyes and imagine the robots and the one guy, the plumber. Let's just say plumber. The plumber shows up and he's got two robot assistants, and he sends one of the robots to get a part. That robot gives you a self-driving car, literally goes down to the hardware store, picks up the part, and if you're not sure, it can send you a picture so you know it's picking up the right thing. Pays for it with some kind of digital payment. Drives back.
Meanwhile, the other robot has identified where the leak is just by putting its robot hand on the wall and it can identify where the leak is. And then when it finds it, it needs to maybe take down a piece of the wall. So the human plumber says, "All right, robot, take out this part of the sheetrock." And the robot goes and then you can see the leak. And then the plumber says, "All right, I'm going to need some plumber's tape. I'm going to need this and I'm going to need this tool." And even before he's done talking, his robot assistant has already gone to the toolbox and has those exact things.
Now, maybe the robot would do the work of wrapping up things and fixing things with the supervision of the human. Or maybe before we get to that point, the human still does the work because it's maybe just slightly outside of what the robots can do, but the robots are learning like an apprentice. So on day one, you get a cheap robot that can only fetch and maybe do some demo stuff and maybe get some tools, but as you do work, the robot learns the same way an apprentice would. So your robot would become more and more valuable every time that it accompanied you on a plumber trip.
So that's what I think. But give me some feedback on that. Do you think that's reasonable?
So the things I'm predicting are that the unions and the laws will guarantee that you have to have a human if a robot's doing some physical work. Do you agree with that part? At least for the predictable future. I think so. And that would just make your plumber more effective.
All right. How many jobs do you know where you ask for some service person to come to your house and you can't get them there in a week? A lot, right? Or there are a lot of situations where you want a service, but they're booked up so you can't get to them for a week. Well, if you add the robots, maybe it's the same workers, but they can do three jobs a day instead of two. So suddenly your human plumber is making 50% more. All right, you agree?
So there's another AI company that's being skeptical about the robots. Let's see if I can find that story. Maybe I didn't write that down.
But all right, here's a story. So I think this was in the Wall Street Journal today that the headline is even the companies making humanoid robots think they're overhyped. So you know what I've been saying for forever, so I believe I was ahead of the curve, is that if robots could do more than one thing, they would already be deployed. But we keep seeing these demos where the robot is trained to do exactly one thing, like iron a shirt, but that skill does not go to anything else. You can't just give it an AI brain today and have it figure out stuff. You would have to specifically train it for every little task.
So that's why you do see robots in warehouses because a warehouse is a very limited training set. If you get this command, go get this box, carry this box over here and put it there. So it's such a small domain that a robot could work in a warehouse. But I've been saying for a while if you have any experience with the large language model AIs, which are the dominant parts, that they don't really have any hope of becoming general intelligence. There's nothing that they're doing, the AI industry. I don't believe there's anything they're doing that could logically lead to a general intelligence robot. And I think that some of the experts are saying it too. Now that they've all been overfunded, they can tell the truth.
But there's this one guy, I guess he's a head of an AI company called, I don't know, his name is Velici and he's skeptical. So he says the same thing I do that you can train them to do warehouse tasks. But did you know that for every $100 you would spend on a robot, only about $20 of that is a robot and the rest of the money is for protecting humans from the robots. Now, I think that means physically so that the robot doesn't accidentally run you over or something.
So here's my question. Elon Musk is very pro robot and I wonder what does he know that the other top people in the industry don't know. Now, it's always a bad idea to bet against Musk when he's making a prediction of the future. You know, he might be off by timing, but it's a bad idea to bet against him. He very clearly believes that the Optimus robots will be general purpose robots. And apparently his version of AI is way ahead of the other AIs. But is he way ahead in a way that would give us general intelligence or is he just way ahead in the way that we can never get general intelligence? You know, maybe his will hallucinate less or something, but what does he know? Is he going about it in a completely different way?
Now, I know that he trained his cars with video, but again, that's a limited domain. So as varied as the possibilities are for a car, I mean there's a trillion different things that a car could have to do, you could probably get to a trillion. So I think you could train a car on a trillion different possibilities and then it would be better than a human, but it would still be trained for a narrow domain, which is driving safely. So I get how we can get to self-driving cars. That makes total sense. You just train them with video instead of language.
But how do you get to a butler? How would you ever get to a butler where there's something new every day that it's never seen? What does he know that we don't know? Does his AI have a secret skunk works that nobody knows about that's getting close to it?
And I've said this before, but it's a really good tip. If you think that you'll have a robot butler in one year, you would already see it, right? Because I can't believe that the robots would be launching in one year and they didn't know how to do it yet. Does that even make sense? What do you think? There's any possibility that a big serious high functioning company would say oh yeah in a year we'll have robot butlers but we have no idea how to do it at the moment. No big company would do that. Not Tesla, not anybody.
So if you're not hearing today that they have one in the lab that has general intelligence, and you're not, I don't believe there's going to be one in a year. I do not believe. So I want to be wrong. I want to be wrong. How many of you agree with my assessment that if they can't do it today, it's not going to be a product in one year? Would you agree with that?
Well, once again, unless I guess I have to say it one more time, in a sense, I'm betting against Elon Musk's prediction, but what he knows about this topic is a thousand times more than I know. So does he know more than I know, or is it just wishful thinking? And my guess is he knows more than I know. So therefore, I guess I should reveal this every once in a while. I do own Tesla stock. So I want it to work and I desperately want Elon to be right and me to be wrong. And I literally have my money bet. I actually bet my money against myself. I bet my money on Elon instead of myself, which probably is a good bet.
All right, enough about that.
I'm just going back to the front here. So have any of you had the experience that AI has already ruined your YouTube experience? Apparently there's a way to fix that by blocking the videos that were AI and downvoting them somehow. And then YouTube will learn what to not give you. AI slop.
So AI slop, if you haven't heard that term, is AI content that is sort of impressive but not really something you want to see too often. So that's called slop. So when I go to YouTube, let's say two or three years ago, if I went to YouTube and I saw a topic that I was interested in, it was made by humans and it would keep me interested for an hour. But today, if I see something that interests me, it's almost always slop and it'll be this boring robot voice and the Andes is a mountain range and it's just sort of repetitive and not interesting and there's so much of the AI crap that searching through it to find something that's not AI, there's just too much work. So that's one of the reasons that I just stopped watching YouTube mostly, not completely.
And I do videos on X because if you go to X, you go to the side menu on your app, one of the options now is video. And what they do really well is they only feed you video that the algorithm thinks you would be interested in. So that's not AI. So I will catch up on all kinds of politics and technology and AI stuff and Tesla stuff and I don't have to do anything. I just hit the button once. It just goes from video to video and I can listen to it all day. So YouTube's got a problem.
Anyway, let's talk about the Mar-a-Lago raid. I know that's old news, but Mike Davis has an article about it in Fox News. So here are some of the things to just summarize the whole Mar-a-Lago raid for the classified documents. Did you know that the FBI agents allegedly lacked probable cause, which would be sort of a crime? So I think what something that we learned from the now released files somehow we would learn this is that the FBI said they didn't know what the probable cause was, which would make it completely illegal to do that kind of a raid. But they were allegedly pressed by the Biden administration to do it anyway. Now, I think they're still in the allegedly category, but getting closer to fact.
Secondly, and this part I'm not convinced about this, but some say that the real reason for the raid was that Trump had some records about Operation Crossfire Hurricane, which would implicate the old Obama and Brennan people. And so they were trying to really get that. So it looked like it was about classified information, but really it was about making sure that Trump did not have documents that would incriminate Democrats. Do you believe that? That is just slightly too far into conspiracy theory for me. Very possible. I wouldn't rule it out, but I don't believe there are any documents that show that. Have there been any whistleblowers who said the real reason is because those Crossfire Hurricane documents? By now, there would be a whistleblower, right? And I don't believe we've seen one. So I'm going to say maybe.
All right. And then there's some issue about the judge who was not very neutral. And I guess the bad guys, the Democrats did some judge shopping and they found this guy Judge Bruce Reinhart of the Southern District of Florida. So he's the one who signed a warrant, but just six weeks earlier he had recused himself from some Trump-related lawsuit. And the reason was that he had as a civilian in 2017 written a Facebook post viciously bashing Trump. So the Department of Justice apparently found the one person you could guarantee was anti-Trump and that's the guy that signed the warrant.
Now again, judge shopping is not illegal, right? As far as I know, it's not illegal. It's just not ideal. So we'll keep an eye on that.
So Russell Brand has been charged with new allegations of rape and sexual assault. Right News is reporting. I think I told you that when Russell Brand was originally accused of those things several years ago, I guess that I happened to be booked for his show. So I went on his show while he was right in the middle of all the accusations and he was losing everything as he was being demonetized. And let me tell you, I thought my interview with him was gonna be a lot of fun, but he was not really in the mood. He was not in the mood to have a lot of fun. And I completely understand that, but he's being hit again with new charges.
And I don't have an opinion about who did what or who's guilty of what. I will give you this context that I think is useful every time this kind of a story comes up. And the context goes like this. Pretty much every rich and powerful man is accused falsely of sex crimes. Pretty much all of them. So if you've got somebody of his notoriety, especially if he's known to be a sex addict, especially if he's seemed to be siding with one part of the political aisle, the odds of him having a false accusation were 100%. Now, that does not mean that these allegations are false. It only means that you should not judge it by the fact that they exist because there was a 100% chance that someone like him would be falsely accused even if there were any real things he ever did. So that's the only thing I'm going to add to the story.
And trust me, you could talk to any, if you privately talked to any, let's say, rich CEO. I'll bet you every one of them would say, "Yeah, you know, my secretary or some employee accused me." And often it's people you never met because I've been accused of sexual abuse by someone who lives in Canada I've never met. Right? So they called the people I worked with and one woman, the crazy woman, she called the people I worked with, the people in my restaurant where I owned a restaurant and told them that I was a terrible rapist and that on a regular basis I would travel to Canada and rifle through her possessions and then sexually abuse her. Now I promise you this is nobody I've ever met. This is pure crazy woman. But the people who received the call, how do they know? How would they know if that's real or not?
So that is the world of high-profile people. But this makes me ask the following question. How did we go from an environment of MeToo every single day to it doesn't really get in the news much? Did something change? Is it possible that the CEOs have learned, you know, just don't do anything that would get you in trouble? Is it possible that the Mike Pence rule where you just don't allow yourself to be alone with a woman, are many CEOs doing that?
Because I have to admit when I first heard the Mike Pence rule that he would not go to lunch, for example, even a business lunch, he wouldn't even do a business lunch with a woman by herself unless he brought his wife. And I think we all laughed at that, right? Haha. You know, old Mike Pence, you know, it's Mike Pence don't live in the past. You know, women are part of the workforce. If they want to go to lunch for business it should be exactly like a man. And it didn't take me long to realize he was a smart one. So I don't know what is, maybe it was probably religious and partly being faithful to his wife, but man, that is a good way to protect yourself. You just don't ever allow yourself to be alone with somebody who might accuse you. That's not a bad rule.
So could it be that so many people kind of took that to heart that the rate of MeToo went way down? Maybe. Or was it never real and it was always a sort of a news-related thing? Well let me say it a different way. Maybe the rate of MeToo has always been the same, but when it was in the news, the people who were the victims of the MeToo were far more likely to pursue it. But once it falls out of the news, then maybe they feel there'll be retaliation or they'd rather just move on with their life.
So is it my imagination? So give me a comment here. Is it my imagination or is it real that the MeToo thing was just every day but now it just sort of shrunk and you don't really hear, I mean you still hear about it but it's like way less. Why would that be? Why do you think that would be if it's true that we're hearing about less?
Well, I guess some New York Times reporter is suing the big AI companies. In this case, this would include X. So Google, X, OpenAI. They're suing over chatbot training. So I guess they're worried that the chatbots read their books without permission and got trained on them and they think that's some kind of a copyright violation.
Now, you've heard this before. It's sort of an old story that authors, but I guess they're not doing a class action in this case which has some extra risks for the AI companies allegedly. So I asked AI about my books and it generally knows, well here's what it pretends to know. If I ask AI what's on page whatever of my book, it can't do it. So it's not trained that well. If I ask it to summarize my book, it can do it, but it takes a summary from other people's comments about the book. So it is legal for the AI to look at public comments like a review of the book or what somebody said about it on social media for example and usually that's enough to piece together what the book was about. So in a sense, AI, at least in my case, finds a workaround that doesn't look like a copyright violation to me because there's no problem quoting a reviewer or something.
So I asked Gemini today if it was true that John Bogle, who is the famous Vanguard index fund guy, is it true that he once used my financial advice in his book? Because I was wondering who I have influence on and according to Gemini it could tell me the page number and the book and I think it was year 2010 that his book took my nine-page personal finance advice and he just included it in the book because he thought it was so well done. It was really well done. And that was I think mostly right, but when it could give me the page number, I'll bet that was a hallucination. So I don't know. I've not confirmed that his book included my financial advice. I can confirm that a few people asked for permission to reprint that. So whether he did or not, I don't know.
Anyway, did you know that I've had an influence on personal finance? How many of you knew that? That's one of the weird areas that I had an influence. You know how I've told you that one of the ways to be influential is to be the person who writes it down. Whatever it is, if you write it down, you become influential if you do a good job of writing it down. So because I'm a cartoonist and I'm really good at summarizing, I found a way to write down all the advice you would ever need for personal finance in just nine bullet points.
So the breakthrough was not that I knew more than anybody else. The breakthrough is that I figured out how to do it in nine bullet points that would be in the order. This is the key part. They would be in the order that you should do them. Nobody did that before. Everybody else just said this is a good idea, this is a bad idea, good idea, bad idea. But it was overwhelming. So I got rid of the overwhelming part by just saying if you don't know anything else, do this. I think number one was make a will if you have people you're trying to take care of. But of course, you should do that first. Why would you leave yourself exposed?
So I don't know if AI got that right.
Well, Jasmine Crockett, your favorite Democrat. Yes, I said Democrat. She's got a new technique that is so bad that it's almost good. So she was asked, Breitbart News was reporting this. So in some interview recently she was asked if she accepts the idea that the current administration has vastly reduced illegal border crossings. Now, would you agree that one of the most obviously documented total facts is that the Trump administration has in fact reduced the number of illegal border crossings? Now, how can she possibly say that that didn't happen?
Well, here's what she did. So she didn't want to give credit for what is an immense accomplishment. So instead, she said, "We know that this administration has not been the most honest when it comes to reporting numbers." So instead of saying yes, obviously they stopped border crossings, she questioned whether the data was accurate. Oh my god, I hate it and I love it at the same time. It's so bold that you would even go that direction, but if you assume that the public isn't really following things closely, she says, "Well, you know, they cheated on the jobs numbers." I don't know if that's true, but she said the jobs numbers were fake. So if the job numbers were fake, couldn't it also be true that the border numbers were fake?
No. Because we would definitely notice that the border numbers were fake. If the border was exactly the way it had been, you don't think we would have noticed. It's harder to notice unemployment or employment, you know, especially if you're talking one or two percent. But it's not hard to notice that the border is wide open or totally closed. But the hubris of even saying that it might be a data reporting problem by the administration, that's pretty bold.
So apparently there's a giant tanker, oil tanker that is one of these shadow fleet trying to illegally move oil from Venezuela. And so the Coast Guard started chasing it down and instead of surrendering, which you would expect them to do because they're literally up against a military. So instead of surrendering, they decided to do a U-turn and make a run for it. Now, obviously, they're not going to outrun the Coast Guard. So there's a little bit of a mystery as to why they haven't surrendered because the staff of the vessel, they're not military, you know, they're just underpaid seamen, so to speak. So why would they even take a chance? It's not their oil. I mean, I suppose there's some risk of penalty to them if they give it up, but what do they think? Do they think they're going to outrun the Coast Guard?
So part of the story, Wall Street Journal's reporting on this, is that the US is just waiting to bring some more military assets in so they can do a proper military takeover of the boat if they don't voluntarily surrender. It looks like they're not.
So did you know that there's such a thing as a maritime special response team? So apparently the US military has a group who are specially trained, an elite force for boarding hostile ships. And I guess what they do is they bring in a bunch of helicopters. And the helicopters keep everybody busy. Then the special elite team, they rappel down presumably. I don't think the helicopter lands. I think they probably rappel down. And then they use their superior weaponry to make it to the bridge and then basically take over. And then there's some speculation that they're looking for a captain who would know how to run the boat after they take it over because it's not that common to know how to operate that kind of a ship. So it might be hard to find somebody who's willing to be the new captain.
Would they be SEALs? I don't know. Maybe they would be a subset of SEALs, but the SEALs were not mentioned in this story.
Anyway, as part of that story, I keep hearing it said that if the Venezuelan oil shipments are shut down or even seriously degraded, that it will collapse the economy of Cuba because Cuba is already a basket case and it depends on cheap Venezuelan oil. So if the cheap Venezuelan oil gets cut off or seriously degraded, some people say, "Oh, the Cuban economy will collapse." To which I say, "There's never been a time in my life when the Cuban economy was not on the border of collapse. Do you believe that they're going to collapse?" Every time we hear this, things don't collapse. At least not completely. So it seems like there's always a workaround for everything.
But the thing I still don't know is if the Trump administration thinks they're getting a twofer and that they're going to find a way to do regime change in Cuba the hard way just indirectly by putting pressure on their sponsor. Don't know.
All right. According to Politico, the US Immigration Customs Enforcement people that we know as ICE are buying hundreds of millions of dollars worth of surveillance tools so that they can find the non-legal residents. So that would include social media monitoring tools, facial recognition software, license plate readers, and services to find people where people live and work.
So let me take you back to something I've been predicting for 10 years. If you think you can protect your privacy, you can't. Your privacy was always going to disappear and it wouldn't matter who's in charge. And the reason I say that is that the utility of taking your privacy away is just too high. So the government, whoever the government is, is going to say, well, you know, we really need to do this for the illegals. Then the next thing you know, you're gonna say, "Well, we have all these tools, why don't we also use it for the police force?" And I don't think it will ever matter if the Democrats or the Republicans are in charge. I think in every scenario, just the usefulness of taking away your privacy for law and order will be so high that you don't have a chance. It will just disappear. And I'm not saying that's a good idea. I'm just saying it's inevitable.
So if you're worried about it happening, maybe what you should worry about is not doing anything that can be discovered that you would not want to be discovered because a full lack of privacy is just guaranteed in the future. I mean, that's before you have a robot in your house. How much privacy could you have with a robot in your house?
All right, let me ask you this. Let's say you've got an Optimus robot and the police say if we could get that robot to spy on you that we could find out if you're doing anything bad, would Elon Musk say, "Nope. Even though you have a warrant, I will not turn on the ability to monitor people through the robot, which would be presumably not that hard." But even Elon Musk can't defy the Department of Justice. So if the Department of Justice says, "Oh yeah, this is a totally legitimate use of a warrant. You've got a robot. We can listen through the robot. We are ordering you to make that robot a spy." Would he do it? I don't know that he would have a choice. I think he would go to jail if he didn't do it. So yeah, as soon as there's a robot in every house, you'd better not break any laws.
All right. Surprisingly, there's a report that Zelenskyy is going to meet at Mar-a-Lago on Sunday to try to reach an agreement. Now, that surprises me because the most recent comment from the Russian envoys was that they didn't make any progress recently and they're not close to a deal. But there are some hints that they might be close to a deal. One of the hints is that Trump probably wouldn't take the meeting unless he thought it's close enough that he could push it over the edge. Now, he's an optimist. So just because he thinks they might be close, that doesn't mean they're close, but it's worth a try.
So remember, he's got Kushner and Witkoff working on this, and they're very good at what they do. So maybe we're in for a surprise. But according to Axios, here are some of the things that are the biggest sticking points and why we might be closer to a deal than we think. One is that Ukraine needed security guarantees. And apparently the US is willing to push some legislation through Congress that would give them security guarantees without NATO. Now, what would that look like? What exactly would a US security guarantee be unless it meant we would put boots on the ground if Russia got adventurous? Well, I don't know. But one of the things it could be is an open-ended, you know, we will respond. But what we would plan to do is give the Ukrainians the good weapons that we've never given them before.
So suppose we said, here's the deal, Russia. We have held back our best weapons because then it would look like we're part of the war if we give them the good stuff. But if we give them a security guarantee and you move on them militarily, we will instantly take the controls off and they can have everything except our nuclear weapons. So suddenly you will not be facing Ukrainian weapons, you'll be facing the most optimized American weapons. And if you look at what companies like Anduril are doing to make our weapons smarter, cheaper, that would be quite a threat and it would not guarantee that there would be any boots on the ground, but it could be quite a good incentive for Russia to stay away. So I'm just speculating that there is a way to create a security guarantee that would be sensible. I wasn't sure there would be and that if Russia responds militarily that there would also be sanctions of course and maybe the sanctions would be worse if they could be worse.
Then the other thing that Russia wants is it wants complete control over the Donbas. So it sounds like they're not flexible on control of the Donbas, which would require, I think, Ukraine to actually pull out of some part of the Donbas that they have not yet lost, and Russia would have control over what they already have, plus a little extra.
Now, here's what the US seems to have counterproposed. Since the word that's being used is control, is it possible that you can find a hybrid situation where Russia feels like it has enough control to be let's say safe from a military buildup there or safe from something bad happening. But that I guess Witkoff and Jared Kushner have suggested that they turn the Donbas into a free economic zone so that you reframe it. I like this part. You reframe the Donbas from a military zone to an economic zone. And you say, "How about we make this the one place that you can make some money and there's not going to be any war. If that works for you, it works for us. We don't need to put any missiles there. You don't need to attack it. But you could have something like control."
Do you think there's any hybrid situation in which Russia would say, "All right, that's enough control because we're worried about security. We're worried about the US putting some missiles there and we would agree not to." Maybe I think there might be something there.
And apparently there's some issue about a ceasefire because Russia doesn't want to do a ceasefire until they have a deal. But Ukraine is saying we can't have a deal because of our laws unless we have a referendum and the referendum ended in voting to give up that control of the Donbas. But it looks like the Russians understand that if the referendum is the only way to get there and the only way to have a referendum is with a ceasefire, that might be negotiable. So maybe that's something that they would cave on.
So anyway, I'm just speculating that it's possible. I'd probably still bet against it, but it's possible that they're close to a deal.
And then I saw in the Amuse account on X pointed out, I don't know what the source of this is but Amuse is good on sources, that the European Union has committed to, this blows my mind, that the European Union has deals to buy Russian energy through 2027. So that would imply that Russia could continue affording the war for at least two more years. So it's possible that Russia might want to make a deal, but maybe they could wait another two years and see if they get more control over the Donbas if they don't care about the casualties. So it just blows my mind that Europe is still attached to Russian oil.
Then apparently there's some people in the administration who think that if we make peace with Russia and that would be a four-way peace, you know, Europe, US, Ukraine, Russia, that if we can make peace that Russia has such unlimited natural resources that everybody can make a ton of money. But the counter to that is that the entire economy of Russia is about the size of Italy's economy and is sort of shrinking. They've got a demographic problem. But the biggest problem that Russia has is that if you're a legitimate business person from the West and you built a company that made money in Russia, the Russians would steal it. They would literally just steal your company because Russia is basically a criminal organization pretending to be a country.
So do you think it's, and they don't have that many resources that are unique. So the thinking is that if you thought Russia was this gold mine of natural resources, well, it does have some natural resources, but it's not essential to run the world. And it's so risky to do any kind of business in Russia that you'd be crazy to try. So one question is, can we really sell the idea that doing business with Russia is good for them and good for us? I can see why it would be good for them because if an American company comes in and builds this really successful energy enterprise working with the Russians, the Russians would steal it. They would nationalize it. They would jail the CEO. They would just steal it. So we'll see if that's even a path they can take. Hey, everybody makes money. We'll see.
Well, over Christmas, if you weren't paying attention, the US launched strikes on the Islamic State targets in Nigeria. Apparently Nigerian ISIS has been killing, literally massacring Christians and Trump really doesn't like that. So he had warned them that if they kept killing Christians he was going to respond militarily. Allegedly Nigeria's government approved it so it wasn't a violation of their sovereignty. But we don't know how many people were bombed or if it was missiles. I'm pretty sure no American boots were on the ground and no American casualties. Don't know that for sure, but I'm sure he did it from a distance.
Anyway, it makes me wonder, under what authority can Trump order an attack on Nigeria, even if the government of Nigeria says yes, what authority allows him to do that? Can he just tell the military to attack anybody he wants? Now, you know, arguably there's a good rationale for it. I'm not arguing that he shouldn't have done it, but how do you justify that legally? I suspect the anti-war people will have something to say about this next week. And again, I'm not opposed to it. If there were no casualties on the American side and it made a difference, we don't yet know if it made a difference, but potentially it might have been a good play.
You know, I've told you now quite a few times that when Trump has options, he always picks the strongest one. Even if the War Powers Act, even if it's not the optimal strategy that every time he picks the strong strategy, that pays off because the next situation where he's negotiating, nobody will think he's bluffing. You see what I'm saying? As long as he always picks the strongest play, even if it's not the optimized play, then every time he has to deal with somebody, they're going to say, "Oh, damn it. He's not bluffing. If he says he's going to bomb us, he's definitely going to bomb us." So even if he isn't. So it's a real good play persuasion wise.
The literally murdering priests. I also don't know the scale of it. Obviously, there's no amount that's right. There's no amount that's the right amount of killing Christians. But I do wonder what is the scale? I mean, are they killing 100 Christians a day? How bad is it? Arguing about the legality is laughable. Yeah, I would say I'm more curious than arguing about it. I wouldn't say I'm arguing about it.
All right. Polar investments.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, that's all I have for you today. And if you want to hang out for another minute, I will be happy to sip my coffee and hang out with you just because you might be lonely. I know there are a few birthdays today. How many of you have a birthday today? At least two of the locals people have a birthday, but we've got 5,000 people watching. Out of the 5,000 people, how many are having a birthday today? I'll bet it's quite a few.
So there you go, Deb. Happy birthday to all the birthday people. Your brother does.
All right. Did anybody get a pet for Christmas? Did anybody get like a kitten or a puppy? If you did, I want to see a picture of it. It's a lonely day for some of you. Well, that's why we're here. You need not be lonely because I'm here and all of your friends are here. I'd like to see a robot do this.
Well, I don't know if that was a good show, but it kept you busy for an hour.
Sex kittens. Yeah, they count. You wish you got a puppy.
Over 52,000 Christians have been, wow. Well, that's in Africa in general. That's all of Africa, not Nigeria, right? That's a lot. 52,000 Christians.
Yeah. No medical advice, please.
It's your understanding that what? Oh, your kid showed up.
Do I have a lot of close friends from school? Not from school because I don't live anywhere where my school was. But let me tell you this. I am so blessed, so blessed to have people that I trust completely in my life because when you get in my situation, you have to trust people to do what you need to be done and not take advantage of you. And I have a very high trust social situation. Very high trust and that is quite a relief.
You're always alone on the holidays, huh? Sorry about that. I know you said it doesn't bother you, but it's not what I want for you.
Yeah. No, I had no problems on the holidays whatsoever.
You reap what you sow. True enough.
No, don't send gifts to my caretakers. But thanks for offering.
Oh, you're enjoying your Sunday at home.
All right, people. I think we've done enough for today. So how about we say bye for now and I'll catch up with you tomorrow. Bye for now.
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So, you because I'm independently publishing now, uh, we had to guess how many to publish.
I got to tell you, we guessed pretty well.
We we made a good guess, which means that we sold almost all of them, which means that if you know anybody who wants one, they better order it right away from Amazon.
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Well, apparently there's some enormous storm coming or was already hit.
So, a weird thing happened which is because Christmas was on a Thursday, a lot of people said, "Okay, uh Friday we'll do, you know, the in-laws party and sat on Thursday we'll do ours." But some people moved it to Saturday.
But now it looks like everything's going to be snowed in.
So the people who moved their party to Saturday probably going to move it to Sunday.
So people are going to be celebrating the Thursday uh Christmas on Sunday just cuz the weird way that the the date hit in the snow.
It's going to feel weird celebrating Christmas three days after Christmas.
All right.
Well, I wouldn't say there's much news today, but there's stuff to talk about.
So, if you lower your expectations and say to yourself, you know what, there's not much else on TV or or on social media.
So, it's we're just going to be hanging out and I'll chatter about a few things that I find interesting that are in the news.
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So, I saw in the Mario no post that Tesla is estimating that uh full self-driving mode on their cars could save 32,000 lives a year and avoid 1.9 million injuries.
Did you have any idea that uh automobile accidents were causing 1.9 million injuries per year?
The 32,000 I knew or the apparently 40 40,000 die and car crashes that was in the range of what I I knew.
But wow, a lot of people got injured.
So the thinking is that uh full self-driving would cut down on injuries by 80%.
I believe it.
All right.
What else?
So here's a little obscure story that I'll bet most of you have not been following.
It's about the 2020 election and it's something that the Rasmmanson Reports account has been hammering for like four years.
So, four or five years they've been posting on the same topic.
And here's the topic.
allegedly uh and there's a part that's not alleged, but the part we know is that there was a locked warehouse in Fulton, Georgia in which allegedly there were a bunch of ballots that got counted that are sketchy.
Now, I don't remember why they were sketchy.
They were either all the same or I don't know.
There was something about them that was presumed to be sketchy, but nobody could check it out because the room was locked and the a judge had been asked to, you know, force them to release it and unlock it, but the judge had not acted.
So years went by when Rasmosson would report uh it seemed like once a week.
Well, that that room is still locked.
Now, you might say to yourself, well, over all that time, if that room had anything in it that was controversial, there would have been enough time to uh you know, change them out or steal them.
Sort of like Fort Knox.
So, uh, apparently the judge, uh, Robert Mc.
Burnernney, who is being accused of being corrupt, but I don't know about that.
He finally approved access.
So, some cynics are saying that he waited long enough that the statute of limitations might be running out for whoever whoever did the alleged crimes.
That would be a crime of, you know, election and drinking allegedly.
But I asked Grock about that.
That's weird.
Somebody outside my house.
Must be a package delivery.
Anyway, um I asked Grock about the statute of limitations.
It says most mostly for election felonies it would be seven years but because everything takes years there might be a way for the bad guys again this is just speculation hypothesis you know allegations the bad guys could somehow find another way to stall for another two years and nobody would go to jail now I don't know if they can but in theory The reason that the uh I guess it was the government, some some element of the government of Georgia was blocking the release because they estimated it would cost $400,000 to unlock the door.
Now, what does that mean?
I have no idea.
Why would it cost the go the government $400,000 to unlock a door?
Presumably, the unlocking of the door was linked with some kind of audit that I guess the government would be involved in.
I don't really understand.
But given that the Republicans would pay anything to prove that the election was rigged, especially Trump, I don't think it would be hard for them to raise $400,000.
So, it seems to me a fake reason that it would be too expensive.
That must be just the excuse they're using.
So, there is a nonzero chance, and I wouldn't know how to put an estimate on this, but there's a nonzero chance that everything you suspected about the election will be revealed really soon.
I'm not sure what I would think if it turned out all the elections were perfectly legal because it doesn't make sense to me that if all the ballots were perfectly legal and Georgia wanted to prove that nothing was rigged, they would have just unlocked the door and they would have said, "Well, we're not going to pay for it, but knock yourself out." But they didn't do that.
They pretended like they didn't have the budget to do it.
So, that's really, really sketchy.
So, we'll find out if there's still anything behind that door.
I don't know that it's been unlocked yet, but maybe in the coming week.
Maybe they're waiting to get the $400,000 covered.
We'll find out.
Don't you believe that the arc of history Um, it's where they would Don't you believe that the arc of history is bending toward 100% confirmation that the election was rigged?
Do doesn't it feel like there's nothing that could stop that from happening?
Really all it took was Republicans to have enough time and enough, you know, enough influence that they could go look at the stuff they wanted to look at.
But I will warn you that a tremendous amount of allegations about the election have not been proven to be true.
So this this could very easily be, you know, disappointing, but we'll find out.
So, here's a very little small story, but Newsmax is reporting that uh Trump was asked somewhere about the AI boom and the bubble and could could the AI boom damage the economy, blah blah.
And Trump's answer was quote, "No, I love AI." according to the New York Times.
Now, have you noticed that that Trump has a very young brain?
I mean, he's conservative in sort of a, you know, old school conservative way, but whenever there's something that's new tech, um, he's unusually good at embracing it.
And AI is one of those things.
Crypto is another one of those things.
Um, even when he got in trouble for talking about CO, it's because he knew more than the doctors did about light being a a disinfectant and and just the way he jokes about things.
He has a very young brain and I've never seen that much experience paired with that much of a sort of a youthful approach to the world.
And I'm wondering in this case um how much it made a difference that he's got David Saxs you know who obviously you know make him comfortable with crypto as well as AI and uh you know a bunch of other people from Jared to um well you know you could name a few.
So he's got a lot of young adviserss, but he actually listens to them and he's clearly influenced by them.
So yeah, he's he's very youngrained.
Anyway, will the will the robots take all our jobs?
Peter Navaro, one of Trump's top trade adviserss or maybe his top trade adviser, he he's urging workers to consider going into the trades.
Would that be a good answer for you to go into the trades like go out and fix air conditioners and be a mechanic and be a plumber and all that?
I gotta say, I'm pretty lucky that I was born in a time when that wasn't something you had to do.
I would never be good at that.
I would be good at sitting in a cubicle.
Uh I would be good at typing things.
I'd be good at creativity, but I would never be good at fixing your AC.
So, I'm glad I don't have to make that choice.
However, it made me wonder what the future looks like.
And I'm going to make a prediction.
Prediction number one, I believe that in the same way that unions can make companies do things they don't want to do, right?
That a union can make a company do what it doesn't want to do.
And that's probably true for, you know, influence over the government as well.
because if your union was big enough uh it could influence voting.
So I believe there will be a robot union which is people not robots.
So maybe I said that wrong.
Let me say it a different way.
I believe there will form a new union that might be a collection of existing unions or it might be a new one.
and their primary their primary objective will be to make sure that you can't put a robot into the field as a worker unless you have at least one human uh in charge on site had to be on site.
So, have you ever had a plumber come to your house and they start working and then they realize there's a part that they need?
So, they have to stop what they're doing, go drive somewhere and get a part and come back.
Uh, and you've watched people doing service work in your house and you know, there's one person who might be doing demolition and and dragging stuff away and other person who's doing the carpentry or the hard stuff.
I see a world where a plumber would have one or two robots that show up at the same time, but the plumber would be in charge and this new union I'm talking about would guarantee that even if you knew you could do it with just robots, it just wouldn't be legal.
You just it wouldn't happen.
So, and even if you had your own robot, the law could be so gamed that you wouldn't be a you wouldn't be allowed to use your own robot even to do some plumbing at your own house.
So, I think that the laws and as well as the unions will conspire to keep people employed even if that's not the best idea.
But can't you just just imagine this?
All right, close your eyes and imagine the robots and the the one guy, the plumber.
Let's just say plumber.
Uh the plumber shows up and he's got two robot assistants, and he sends one of the robots to get a part.
the that robot gives you a self-driving car, literally goes down to the uh you know hardware store, picks up the part, and if you're not sure, it can send you a picture so you you know it's picking up the right thing.
Pays for it with some kind of digital payment.
Drives back.
Meanwhile, the other robot has identified where the leak is just by putting his robot hand on the wall and it can identify where the leak is.
And then when it finds it, it needs to maybe take down a piece of the wall.
So the the human plumber says, "All right, robot, uh, take out this part of the the sheetrock." And the robot goes, "And then you can see the leak." And then the the plumber says, "All right, I'm going to need some plumbers tape.
I'm going to need this and I'm going to need this tool." And even before he's done talking, his robot assistant has already gone to the toolbox and has those exact things.
Now, maybe the robot would do the work of, you know, wrapping up things and fixing things with the supervision of the human.
Or maybe before we get to that point, the human still does the work because it's maybe it's just slightly outside of what the robots can do, but the robots are learning like an apprentice.
So on day one, you get a cheap robot that can only fetch and maybe do some demo stuff and maybe get some tools, but as you do work, the robot learns the same way an apprentice would.
So your robot would become more and more valuable every time that accompanied you on a on a plumber trip.
So that's what I think.
But give give me some feedback on that.
Do you think that's reasonable?
So, the things I'm predicting are that the unions and the laws will guarantee that you have to have a human if a robot's doing some physical work.
Do you agree with that part?
At at least for, you know, the predictable future.
I think so.
And that would just make your your plumber is more effective.
All right.
How many jobs do you know where you ask for some service person to come to your house and you can't get them there in a week?
A lot, right?
Or there not a lot of situations where you want a service, but they're booked up so you can't get to them for a week.
Well, if you add the robots, maybe it's the same workers, but they can do three jobs a day as there too.
So, suddenly uh suddenly your your human plumber is making twice as much money or not twice as much.
Let's say 50% more.
All right, you agree?
So, um, there's another AI company that's being skeptical about the robots.
Let's see if I can find that story.
May maybe I didn't write that down.
But, all right, here's a story.
So, I think this was in the Wall Street Journal today that the headline is even the companies making humanoid robots think they're overhyped.
So, you know what I've been saying for forever, so I believe I was ahead of the curve, is that if robots could do more than one thing, they would already be deployed.
But we keep seeing these demos where the robot is trained to do exactly one thing, like iron a shirt, but that skill does not it doesn't go to anything else.
You can't you can't just give it an AI brain today and have it figure out stuff.
You would have to specifically train it for every little task.
So that's why you do see robots in warehouses because a warehouse is a very limited training set.
Uh if you get this command, go get this box, you know, carry this box over here and put it there.
So, it's such a small domain that a robot could work in a warehouse.
But I've been saying for a while if you if you have any experience with the large language model AIS, which are the dominant parts, that they don't really have any hope of becoming general intelligence.
There's nothing that they're doing.
the AI the AI industry.
I don't believe there's anything they're doing that could logically lead to a general intelligence robot.
And and I think that some of the experts are saying it too.
You know, now that they've all been overfunded, they they can tell the truth.
But there's this one guy, I guess he's a head of a AI company called I don't know, his name is Velici and he's skeptical.
So he says the same thing I do that you can train them to do warehouse tasks.
But did you know that for every $100 you would spend on a robot, um, only about $20 of that is a robot and the rest of the the rest of the money is for protecting humans from the robots.
Now, I think that means physically so that the robot doesn't, you know, accidentally run you over or something.
So, here's my question.
Um, Elon Musk is very pro robot and I wonder what does he know that the other top people in the industry don't know.
Now, it's always a bad idea to bet against Musk when he's making a prediction of the future.
You know, he might be off by timing, but it's a bad idea to bet against him.
He very clearly believes that that the Optimus robots will be general purpose robots.
And uh apparently uh his version of AI is way ahead of the other AIS.
But is he way ahead in a way that would give us general intelligence or is he just way ahead in the way that we can never get general intelligence?
you know, maybe his will hallucinate less or something, but what does he know?
Is he going about it in a completely different way?
Now, I know that he trained his cars with video, but again, that's that's a limited domain.
So, as as varied as the possibilities are for a car, I mean, there's a a trillion different things that a car could have to do, you could probably get to a trillion.
So, you could tr I think you could train a car on a trillion different possibilities and then it would be better than a human, but it would still be trained for a narrow domain, which is driving safely.
So, I get how we can uh get to self-driving cars.
That That makes total sense.
You You just train them with video instead of language.
But how do you get to a butler?
You How would you ever get to a butler where there's something new every day that has never seen?
What does he know that we don't know?
Do does his AI have a like a secret um like a skunk works that nobody knows about that's getting close to it?
And I've said this before, but it's a really good tip.
If you think that you'll have a robot butler in one year, you would already see it, right?
because I can't believe that uh that the robots would be launching in one year and they didn't know how to do it yet.
Does that even make sense?
You know what do you think there's any possibility that a big serious you know high functioning company would say oh yeah in a year we'll have robot butlers but we have no idea how to do it at the moment.
No big company would do that, you know.
Not Tesla, not anybody.
So, if you're not hearing today that they have one in the lab that has general intelligence, and you're not, I don't believe there's going to be one in a year.
I do not believe.
So, I want to be wrong.
I want to be wrong.
How many of you agree with my assessment that if they can't do it today, it's not going to be a product in one year?
Would you agree with that?
Well, once again, unless I guess I have to say it one more time, um, in a sense, I'm betting against Elon Musk's prediction, but what he knows about this topic is, you know, a thousand times more than I know.
So, does he know more than I know, or is he just being is it just wishful thinking?
And my guess is he knows more than I know.
So therefore, oh, I guess I should um I should reveal this every once in a while.
I do own Tesla stock.
So I want it to work and I desperately want Elon to be right and me to be wrong.
And I literally have my money bet I actually bet my money against myself.
I bet my money on Elon instead of myself, which probably is a good bet.
All right, enough about that.
Um, I'm just going back to the front here.
So, have any of you had the experience that AI has already ruined your You.
Tube experience?
Apparently, there's a way to fix that by blocking the videos that were downvoiding them somehow.
And then You.
Tube will learn what to not give you.
AI slop.
So AI slop, if you haven't heard that term, is AI content that is sort of impressive but not really something you want to see too often.
So that's called slop.
So when I go to You.
Tube, let's say two or three years ago, if I went to You.
Tube and I saw a topic that I was interested in, it was made by humans and it would keep me interested for, you know, an hour.
But today, if I see something that interests me, um, it's almost always slop and it'll be this, you know, this boring robot voice and the Andes is a mountain rage and it's just sort of repetitive and not interesting and and and there's so much of the AI crap that searching through it to find something that's not AI, there's just too much work.
So that's one of the reasons that I just stopped watching You.
Tube mostly, not completely.
And I do videos on X because if you go to X, you go to the side menu on your app, one of the options now is video.
And what they do really well is they only feed you video that the algorithm thinks you would be interested in.
So that's not AI.
So, I will catch up on all kinds of politics and technology and AI stuff and Tesla stuff and I don't have to do anything.
I just hit the button once.
It just goes from video to video and I can listen to it all day.
So, You.
Tube's got a problem.
Anyway, um, one of the Let's talk about the Mara Lago raid.
I know that's old news, but Mike Davis has an article about it in Fox News.
So, here are some of the things to just summarize the whole Mara Lago raid for the the classified documents.
Um, did you know that the FBI agents allegedly lacked probable cause, which would be sort of a crime?
So, I think what something that we learned from the uh now released files somehow we would learn this is that the FBI said they didn't know what the uh didn't know what the probable cause was, which would make it completely illegal to do a ra that kind of a a raid.
but they were allegedly uh pressed by the Biden administration to do it anyway.
Now, I think they're still in the allegedly category, but getting closer to fact.
Uh secondly, and this part I don't I'm not convinced about this, but some say that the real reason for the raid was that Trump had some uh uh records about Operation Crossfire Hurricane, which would implicate the old Obama and Brennan people.
And so they were trying to really get that.
So, it looked like it was about classified information, but really it was about making sure that Trump did not have documents that would incriminate Democrats.
Do you believe that?
That is just that is just slightly too far into conspiracy theory for me.
Very possible.
I wouldn't rule it out, but I say I don't believe there are any documents that show that.
Are there have there been any whistleblowers who said the real reason is because those crossfire hurricane documents?
By now, there would be a whistleblower, right?
And I don't believe we've seen one.
So, I'm going to say maybe.
All right.
And then there's some issue about the judge who was not very uh not very neutral.
And I guess they did the bad guys, the Democrats did some uh judge shopping and they found this guy uh Judge Bruce Reinhardt of the s Southern District of Florida.
So he's the one who signed a warrant, but just six weeks earlier he had recused himself from some Trump Clinton lawsuit.
And the reason was that he had as a civilian in 2017 he had written a Facebook post viciously bashing Trump.
So the Department of Justice apparently found the the one person you could guarantee was anti-Trump and that's the guy that signed the warrant.
Now again, judge shopping is not illegal, right?
As far as I know, it's not illegal.
It's just not ideal.
So, we'll keep an eye on that.
So, Russell Brand has been charged with new allegations of rape and sexual assault.
Right News is reporting.
I think I told you that when Russell Brand was originally accused of those things several years ago, I guess um that I happened to be booked for his show.
So, I went on his show while he was right in the middle of of all the accusations and he was losing everything as he was being demonetized.
And let me tell you, I thought my interview with him was gonna be a lot of fun, but he was not really in the mood.
He was not in the mood to have a lot of fun.
And I completely understand that, but he's being hit again with new new charges.
Um, and I don't have an opinion about who did what or who's guilty of what.
I will give this you this context that I think is useful every time this kind of a story comes up.
And the context goes like this.
Pretty much every rich and powerful um man is is accused of falsely of sex crimes.
Pretty much all of them.
So, if you've got somebody of his um his notoriety, especially if he's known to be a sex addict, especially if he's seemed to be siding with one part of the political aisle, the odds of him having a false accusation were 100%.
Now, that does not mean that these allegations are false.
It only means that you should not judge it by the fact that they exist because there was a 100% chance that someone like him would be falsely accused even if there were any real things he ever did.
So that that's the only thing I'm going to add to the story.
And trust me, you could talk to any if you privately talked to any, let's say, rich CEO.
I'll bet you every one of them would say, "Yeah, you know, my secretary or you know, some employee accused me." And often it's people you never met because I told I told you I've been accused of sexual abuse by someone who lives in Canada I've never met.
Right?
So they they called the people I worked with and one woman did the the crazy woman.
She called the people I worked with, the people in my restaurant where I owned a restaurant and told them that I was a terrible rapist and that on a regular basis I would travel to Canada and rifle through her possessions and then sexually abuse her.
Now I promise you this is nobody I've ever met.
This is pure crazy woman.
But the people who received the call, how do they know?
How would they know if that's real or not?
So that's that is the world of high-profile people.
But this makes me ask the following question.
How did we go from an environment of me too every single day to it doesn't really get in the news much?
Did something change?
Is it possible that the the CEOs have learned, you know, just don't do anything that would get you in trouble?
Is it possible that the Mike Pence rule where you just don't allow yourself to be alone with a woman, uh, are many or CEOs doing that?
Because I have to admit um when I first heard the Mike Pence rule that he would not go to lunch, for example, even a business lunch, he wouldn't even do a business lunch with a woman by herself unless he brought his wife.
And I think we all laughed at that, right?
Haha.
You know, old Mike Pence, you know, it's Mike Pence don't live in the past.
You know, women women are part of the workforce.
you know, if they want to go to lunch for business should be exactly like a man.
And it didn't take me long to realize he was a smart one.
So, I don't know what is, you know, may maybe it was probably religious and partly being faithful to his wife, but man, that is a good way to protect yourself.
You just don't ever allow yourself to be alone with somebody who might accuse you.
That's not a bad rule.
So, could it be that so many people kind of took that to heart that the rate of me too went way down?
Maybe.
Or was it never real and it was always a sort of a news related thing?
Well, let me say it a different way.
Maybe the rate of me too has always been the same, but when it was in the news, uh, the people who were the victims of the me too were far more likely to pursue it.
But once it falls out of the news, then maybe they feel, you know, there'll be retaliation or, you know, they'd rather just move on with their life.
So, is it my imagination?
So give me give me a comment here.
Is it my imagination or is it real that the metoing thing was just every day but now it just sort of shrunk and you don't really hear I mean you still hear about it but it's like way less.
Why would that be?
Why do you think that would be if it's true that we're hearing about less?
Well, I guess some New York Times reporter is suing the big AI companies.
In this case, this would include X.
So, Google X Open AI.
They're suing over chatbot training.
So, I guess they're worried that the chat bots read their books without permission and got trained on them and they think that's some kind of a copyright violation.
Now, you've heard this before.
It's sort of an old story that authors uh but I guess they're not doing a class action in this case which has some extra risks for the AI companies allegedly.
So I ask it I ask AI about my books and it generally it knows well here's what it pretends to know.
If I ask AI, you know, what's on page whatever of my book, it can't do it.
So, it's not trained that well.
If I ask it to summarize my book, it can do it, but it takes a summary from other people's comments about the book.
So it is legal for uh the AI to look at public comments like a review of the book or what somebody said about it on social media for example and usually they that's enough to piece together what the book was about.
So, in a sense, AI, at least in my case, uh, finds a workaround that doesn't look like a copyright violation to me because there's there's no problem quoting a reviewer or something.
So, I asked Gemini today um if it was true that John Bogle, who is the famous Vanguard index fund guy, is it true that he once used uh my financial advice in his book?
because I was wondering you who I have influence and according to Gemini um it could tell me the page number and the book and I think it was year 2010 that his book took my nine-page personal finance advice and he just included it in the book because he thought it was so well done.
It was really well done.
Um, and that was I think mostly right, but when could give me the page number, I'll bet that was a hallucination.
So, I don't know.
I've not I cannot confirm that his book included my financial advice.
I can confirm that a few people asked for permission to reprint that.
So, whether he did or not, I don't know.
Anyway, um did you know that I have I've had an influence on personal finance?
How many of you knew that?
That's one of the weird areas that I had an influence.
You know how I've told you that one of the ways to be influential is to be the person who writes it down.
Whatever it is, if you write it down, you become influential.
if you do a good job of writing it down.
So, because I'm a cartoonist and I'm really good at summarizing, I found a way to write down all the advice you would ever need for personal finance in just nine bullet points.
So, the the breakthrough was not that I knew more than anybody else.
The breakthrough is that I figured out how to do it in nine bullet points.
that would be in the order.
This is the key part.
They would be in the order that you should do them.
Nobody did that before.
Everybody else just said this is a good idea, this is a bad idea, good idea, bad idea.
But it was overwhelming.
So I got rid of the overwhelming part by just saying if you don't know anything else, do this.
I think number one was make a will.
if you have if you have uh people you're trying to take care of.
But of course, you should do that first.
Why would you leave yourself exposed?
So, I don't know if AI got that right.
Well, Jasmine Crockett, your favorite Democrat.
Yes, I said Democrat.
She She's got a new technique.
that is so it's so bad that it's almost good.
So she was asked Breitbart News was reporting this.
So in some interview recently um she was asked if she accepts the idea that the current administration has vastly reduced illegal border crossings.
Now, would you agree that one of the most obviously documented total facts is that the Trump administration has in fact reduced the number of illegal border crossings?
Now, how can she possibly say that that didn't happen?
Uh, okay.
I'll get back to that.
Well, here's what she did.
So, she didn't want to give credit for what is an immense accomplishment.
So, instead, she said, "We know that this administration has not been the most honest when it comes to reporting numbers." So instead of saying yes, obviously they stop border crossings, she questioned whether the data was accurate.
Oh my god, I I hate it and I love it at the same time.
It's so bold that you would even go that direction, but if you assume that the public isn't really following things closely, she says, "Well, you know, they they cheated on the jobs numbers." I don't know if that's true, but she said the jobs numbers were fake.
So, if the job numbers were fake, couldn't it also be true that the border numbers were fake?
No.
Because we would definitely notice that the border numbers were fake.
If the border was exactly the way it had been, you don't think we would have noticed.
It's harder to notice unemployment or employment, you know, especially if you're talking one or two percent.
But it's not hard to notice that the border is wide open or totally closed.
But the the husba of even saying that it might be a data reporting problem by the administration, that's pretty bold.
So apparently there's a giant tanker, oil tanker that um is one of these shadow fleet trying to illegally move oil from Venezuela.
And so the Coast Guard started chasing it down and instead of surrendering, which you would expect them to do because they're literally up against a military.
So instead of surrendering, they decided to do a U-turn and and make a run for it.
Now, obviously, they're not going to outrun the Coast Guard.
So, there's a little bit of a mystery as to why they haven't surrendered because the the staff of the of the uh the vessel, they're not military, you know, they're just underpaid seaman, so to speak.
So, why would they even take a chance?
It's not their oil, you know.
I mean, I suppose there's some risk of penalty to them if they give it up, but do they what do they think?
Do they think they're going to outrun the Coast Guard?
So, part of the story, Wall Street Journal's reporting on this, is that the US is just waiting to bring some more military assets in so they can do a proper military takeover of the boat if they don't voluntarily surrender.
It looks like they're not.
So, did you know that uh there's such a thing as a maritime special response team?
So, apparently the US military has a group who are specially trained, an elite force for boarding hostile ships.
And I guess what they do is they bring in a bunch of helicopters.
And that, you know, the helicopters keep everybody busy.
Then the special elite team, they repel down presumably.
I I I don't think the helicopter lands.
I think they probably repel down.
And then they use their superior weaponry to make it to the bridge and then basically take over.
And then there's some speculation that they're looking for a captain who would know how to run the boat after they the ship after they take it over because it's it's not that common.
to know how to operate that kind of a ship.
So, it might be hard to find somebody who's willing to, you know, be the be the new captain.
Would they be seals?
I don't know.
Maybe they would be a subset of seals, but the seals were not mentioned in this story.
Anyway, as part of that story, I keep hearing it said that if the Venezuelan oil shipments are shut down or even seriously degraded, that it will collapse the economy of Cuba because Cuba is already a basket case and it depends on cheap Venezuelan oil.
So if the cheap Venezuelan oil gets cut off or or seriously degraded, some people say, "Oh, the Cuban economy will collapse." To which I say, "There's never been a time in my life when the Cuban economy was not on the border of collapse.
Do you believe that they're going to collapse?" Every time we hear this, things don't collapse.
At least not completely.
So, it seems like there's always a workaround for everything.
But the thing I still don't know is if the Trump administration thinks they're getting a twofer and that they're going to find a way to do regime change in Cuba the hard way just indirectly by putting pressure on their their sponsor.
Don't know.
All right.
Uh, according to Politico, the US Immigration Customs Enforcement people that we know as ICE are buying hundreds of millions of dollars worth of surveillance tools um so that they can find the uh the non-legal residents.
So that would include uh let's see social social media monitoring tools, facial recognition software, license plate readers, and services to find people where people live and work.
So let me take you back to something I've been predicting for 10 years.
If you think you can protect your privacy, you can't.
your your privacy was always going to disappear and it wouldn't matter who's in charge.
And the reason I say that is that the utility of taking your privacy away is just too high.
So the government, whoever the government is, is going to say, well, you know, we really need to, you know, we really need to uh do this for the illegals.
Then the next thing you know, you're gonna say, "Well, we have all these tools, you know, why don't we also sell it to the police force?" And I don't think it will ever matter if the Democrats or the Republicans are in charge.
I think in every scenario, just the usefulness of taking away your privacy for law and order uh will be so high that you don't have a chance.
It will just disappear.
And and I'm not saying that's a good idea.
I'm just saying it's inevitable.
So, you know, if you're worried about it happening, maybe what you should worry about is not doing anything that can be discovered that that you would want to be discovered because a full lack of privacy is just guaranteed in the future.
I mean, that's before you have a robot in your house.
How much privacy you could have with a robot in your house?
All right, let me ask you this.
Let's say you've got a an Optimus robot and the police say if we could get that robot to spy on you that we could find out, you know, if you're doing anything bad, would Elon Musk say, "Nope.
Even though you have a warrant, I will not I will not turn on the ability to monitor people through the robot, which would be presumably not that hard.
But even Elon Musk can't defy the Department of Justice.
So if the Department of Justice says, "Oh yeah, this is a totally legitimate use of a warrant.
You've got a robot.
We can listen through the robot.
We are ordering you to make that robot a spy.
Would he do it?
I don't know that he would have a choice.
I think he would go to jail if he didn't do it.
So yeah, as soon as there's a robot in every house, you'd better not break any laws.
All right.
Surprisingly, there's a report that Zalinski is going to meet at Mara Lago on Sunday to try to reach an agreement.
Now, that surprises me because the most recent comment from the Russian envoys was that they're not they didn't make any progress recently and they're they're not close to a deal.
But there are some hints that they might be close to a deal.
One of the hints is that Trump probably wouldn't take the meeting unless he thought it's close enough that he could push it over the edge.
Now, he's an optimist.
So, just because he thinks they might be close, that doesn't mean they're close, but it's worth a try.
So, remember, he's got uh, you know, Kushner and Wickoff working on this, and they're very good at what they do.
So maybe we're we're in for a surprise.
But according to Axios, here are some of the things that are the the biggest sticking points and why we might be closer to a deal than we think.
Uh one is that Ukraine needed security guarantees.
And apparently the US is willing to push some legislation through Congress that would give them security guarantees without NATO.
Now, what would that look like?
What exactly would a US security guarantee be unless it meant we would put boots on the ground if Russia got adventurous?
Well, I don't know.
But one of the things it could be is an open-ended, you know, we will respond.
But that what we would plan to do is give the Ukrainians the good weapons that we've never given them before.
So suppose we said, uh, here's the deal, Russia.
We have held back our best weapons because then it would look like we're part of the war if we give it the good stuff.
But if we give them a security guarantee and you move on them militarily, we will instantly take the controls off and they can have everything except our nuclear weapons.
So suddenly you will not be facing Ukrainian weapons, you'll be facing the most optimized American weapons.
And if you look at what companies like Anderil are doing to make our weapons smarter, cheaper, that would be quite a threat and it would not guarantee that there would be any boost on the ground, but it could be quite a good quite a good incentive for Russia to stay away.
So, I'm just speculating that there is a way to create a security guarantee um that would be sensible.
I wasn't sure there would be um and that if Russia responds militarily that there would also be sanctions of course and maybe the sanctions would be worse if they could be worse.
Um then the other thing that that uh Russia wants is it wants complete control over the Donbass.
So it sounds like they're not flexible on control of the Donbass, which would require, I think, Ukraine to actually pull out of some part of the Donbass that they have not yet lost, and Russia would have control over what they already have, plus a little extra.
Now, here's what the US seems to have counterproposed.
Since the word that's being used is control, is it possible that you can find a hybrid situation where Russia feels like it has enough control to be let's say safe from a military buildup there or safe from something bad happening.
But that uh I guess Wickoff and Jared Kushner have suggested that they turn that into the Donbass into a free economic zone so that you reframe it.
I like this part.
You reframe the Donbass from a military zone to an economic zone.
And you say, "How about we make this the one place that you can make some money and there's not going to be any war.
If that works for you, it works for us.
We don't need to put any missiles there.
You don't need to attack it.
But you could have something like control.
Do you think there's any hybrid situation in which Russia would say, "All right, that's enough control because we're worried about security.
We're worried about the US putting some missiles there and we we would agree not to." Maybe maybe I think there might be something there.
And let's see.
Um and apparently there's some issue about a ceasefire because Russia doesn't want to do a ceasefire until they have a deal.
But Ukraine is saying we can't have a deal because of our laws unless we have a referendum.
and the referendum ended in voting to give up that control of the Donbass.
But it looks like the Russians understand that if the if the referendum is the only way to get there and the only way to have a referendum is with a ceasefire, that might be negotiable.
So maybe that's something that they would cave on.
So anyway, I'm just speculating that it's possible.
I'd probably still bet against it, but it's possible that they're close to a deal.
And then I saw in where did I see this in the amuse account on X pointed out I don't know what the source of this is but Amuse is good on sources that the European Union has committed to this blows my mind that the European Union has deals to buy Russian energy through 2027.
So that would be that would imply that Russia could continue affording the war for at least two more years.
So it's possible that Russia, you know, might want to make a deal, but maybe they could wait another two years and see if they get more control over the Donbass you if they don't care about the casualties.
So it just blows my mind that Europe is still, you know, attached to Russian oil.
Then um apparently there's some people in the administration who think that if we make peace with Russia and that would be a four-way peace, you know, Europe, US, Ukraine, Russia, that if we can make peace that Russia has such unlimited natural resources that everybody can make a ton of money.
But the counter to that is that the entire uh economy of Russia is about the size of Italy, Italy's economy, and is sort of shrinking.
They've got a demographic problem.
But the biggest problem that Russia has is that if you're a legitimate business person from the West and you built a company that made money in Russia, the Russians would steal it.
they would literally just steal your company because Russia is basically a criminal organization pretending to be a country.
So do you think it's and they don't have that many resources that are that are unique.
So the thinking is that if you thought Russia was this gold mine of natural resources, well, it does have some natural resources, but it's not essential to run the the world.
Uh, and it's so risky to do any kind of business in Russia that you'd be crazy to try.
So, one question is, can we really sell the idea that doing business with Russia is good for them and good for us?
I can see why it would be good for them because if if an American company comes in and, you know, let's say, you know, builds this really successful energy enterprise working with the Russians, the Russians would steal it.
You they would nationalize it.
They would jail the CEO.
They would just steal it.
So, we'll see if uh the We'll see if that's even a a path they can take.
Hey, everybody makes money.
We'll see.
Well, over Christmas, if you weren't paying attention, uh the US launched strikes on the Islamic State targets in Nigeria.
Apparently Nigerian ISIS has been killing literally massacring Christians and Trump really doesn't like that.
So he had warned them that the bad guys that if they kept killing Christians he was going to respond militarily.
Allegedly Nigeria's government approved it so it wasn't a violation of their sovereignty.
Um, but and we don't know how many people were bombed or if it was missiles.
I'm pretty sure no American boosts were on the ground and no American casualties.
Don't know that for sure, but I'm sure he did it from a distance.
Anyway, it makes me wonder, under what authority can Trump order an attack on Nigeria, even if the government of Nigeria says yes, what authority allows him to do that?
Can he just tell the military to attack anybody he wants?
Now, you know, arguably there's a good rationale for it.
I I'm not I'm not arguing that he shouldn't have done it, but how do you justify that legally?
I know.
I suspect the anti-war people will have something to say about this next week.
And again, I'm not opposed to it.
If if there were no casualties on the American side and it made a difference, we don't we don't yet know if it made a difference, but potentially might have been a good play.
You know, I've told you now quite a few times that when Trump has options, he always picks the strongest one.
Even if the war powers act, even if it's not the optimal strategy that every time he picks this the quote strong strategy, that pays off because the next situation where he's negotiating, nobody will think he's bluffing.
You see what I'm saying?
As long as he always picks the strongest play, even if it's not the optimized play, then every time he he has to deal with somebody, they're going to say, "Oh, damn it.
He's not bluffing.
If he says he's going to bomb us, he's definitely going to bomb us." So, even if he isn't.
So, it's a real It's a real good play persuasion wise, the literally murdering priests.
I also don't know know the scale of it.
Obviously, there's no amount that's right.
There's there's no amount that's the right amount of killing Christians.
But I do wonder what is the scale?
I mean, is are they killing a 100 Christians a day?
How bad is it?
Arguing about the legality is laughable.
Yeah, I would say I'm more curious than arguing about it.
I wouldn't say I'm arguing about it.
All right, Polar investments.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, that's all I have for you today.
And uh if you want to hang out for another minute, I will be happy to sip my coffee and hang out with you just cuz you might be lonely.
I know there are a few birthdays today.
How many of you have a birthday today?
At least two of the locals people have a birthday, but we've got uh what 5,000 people watching.
out of the 5,000 people, how many how many are having a birthday today?
I'll bet it's quite a few.
So, there you go, Deb.
Happy birthday to all the birthday people.
Your brother does.
All right.
Did anybody get a pet for Christmas?
Did anybody get like a kitten or a puppy?
If he did, I want to see a picture of it.
A, it's a lonely day for you.
Well, that's why we're here.
You need not be lonely because I'm here and all of your friends are here.
I'd like to see a robot do this.
Well, I don't know if that was a good show, but kept you busy for an hour.
Sex kittens.
Yeah, they count.
You wish you got a puppy.
Over 52,000 Christians have been Wow.
Well, that's in Africa in general.
That's all of Africa, not Nigeria, right?
That's a lot.
52,000 Christians.
Yeah.
No medical advice, please.
It's your understanding that what?
Oh, your kid showed up.
Do I have a lot of close friends from school?
Not from school because I don't live anywhere where my school was.
But let me tell you this.
Um, I am so blessed, so blessed to have people that I trust completely in my life because when you get in my situation, you have to you have to trust people to do what you need to be done and not take advantage of you.
And I have a I have a very high trust social situation.
very high trust and that is quite a uh quite a relief.
You're always alone on the holidays, huh?
Sorry about that.
I know you said it doesn't bother you, but it's not what I want for you.
Yeah.
No, I had no problems on the holidays whatsoever.
You reap what you sow.
True enough.
No, don't send gifts to my caretakers.
But thanks for offering.
Oh, you're enjoying your Sunday home.
All right, people.
I think we've done enough for today.
So, how about we say bye for now and I'll catch up with you tomorrow.
Bye for now.
Where's my cursor?
Looks like it is.
Check it out.
Tesla down.
Bitcoin flat.
Spider
flat.
Won't be much action today.
Come on in. We're almost ready for a
show.
Happy Friday.
You're gonna love it.
All right, we'll get the locals comments
going here
and then we'll do the ever popular
simultaneous.
[snorts] I think my cat picture is
especially good today.
There we go.
We're cooking now.
All right, people. Come in. Come in.
Come in.
I wonder if some of you delayed to skip
the simultaneous sip.
Do you?
Well, it's going to happen anyway
cuz I know why you're here. All you need
is a copper mug or a glass, a tanker,
chelerstein, a canteen jugger flask, a
vessel of any kind. Fill it with your
favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join
me now for the unparalleled pleasure of
the dopamine of the day. The thing that
makes everything better. It's called the
simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go.
Good stuff.
Well, here's a special announcement.
There are still some Dilward calendars
left, but not many.
So, you because I'm independently
publishing now, uh, we had to guess how
many to publish. I got to tell you, we
guessed pretty well. [snorts] We we made
a good guess, which means that we sold
almost all of them, which means that if
you know anybody who wants one, they
better order it right away from Amazon.
Amazon's the only place you can get it.
The Dilbert 2026 calendar.
Act now before they're all gone.
I don't think we're going to print more.
So, get your get yours.
Well, apparently there's some enormous
storm coming or was already hit.
So, a weird thing happened which is
because Christmas was on a Thursday,
a lot of people said, "Okay, uh Friday
we'll do, you know, the in-laws party
and sat on Thursday we'll do ours."
But some people moved it to Saturday.
But now it looks like everything's going
to be snowed in. So the people who moved
their party to Saturday
probably going to move it to Sunday.
So people are going to be celebrating
the Thursday
uh Christmas on Sunday
just cuz the weird way that the the date
hit in the snow.
It's going to feel weird
celebrating Christmas three days after
Christmas.
All right. Well,
I wouldn't say there's much news today,
but there's stuff to talk about.
[snorts] So, if you lower your
expectations and say to yourself, you
know what, there's not much else on TV
or or on social media. So, it's we're
just going to be hanging out
and I'll chatter about a few things that
I find interesting that are in the news.
Where is that cursor? There it is.
So, I saw in the Mario no post
that Tesla is estimating that uh full
self-driving mode on their cars could
save 32,000 lives a year
and avoid 1.9 million injuries.
Did you have any idea
that uh automobile accidents were
causing 1.9 million injuries per year?
The 32,000 I knew or the apparently 40
40,000 die and car crashes that was in
the range of what I I knew. But wow, a
lot of people got injured.
So the thinking is that uh full
self-driving would cut down on injuries
by 80%.
I believe it.
All right. What else? So here's a little
obscure story that I'll bet most of you
have not been following. It's about the
2020 election
and it's something that the Rasmmanson
Reports account has been hammering for
like four years.
So, four or five years they've been
posting on the same topic. And here's
the topic. allegedly
uh and there's a part that's not
alleged, but the part we know is that
there was a locked warehouse in Fulton,
Georgia in which allegedly
there were a bunch of ballots that got
counted that are sketchy. Now, I don't
remember why they were sketchy. They
were either all the same or I don't
know. There was something about them
that was presumed to be sketchy,
but nobody could check it out because
the room was locked
and the a judge had been asked to, you
know, force them to release it and
unlock it, but the judge had not acted.
So years went by when Rasmosson would
report
uh it seemed like once a week. Well,
that that room is still locked.
Now, you might say to yourself, well,
over all that time, if that room had
anything in it that was controversial,
there would have been enough time to uh
you know, change them out or steal them.
Sort of like Fort Knox. So,
uh, apparently the judge,
uh, Robert McBurnernney, [snorts]
who is being accused of being corrupt,
but I don't know about that. He finally
approved access.
So, some cynics are saying that he
waited long enough that the statute of
limitations might be running out for
whoever whoever did the alleged crimes.
That would be a crime of, you know,
election and drinking [clears throat]
allegedly.
But I asked Grock about that.
That's weird.
Somebody outside my house. Must be a
package delivery.
Anyway, um
I asked Grock about the statute of
limitations.
It says most mostly for election
felonies it would be seven years but
because everything takes years
there might be a way for the bad guys
again this is just speculation
hypothesis
you know allegations
the bad guys could somehow find another
way to stall for another two years and
nobody would go to jail now I don't know
if they can but in theory
The reason that the uh I guess it was
the government, some some element of the
government of Georgia
was blocking the release because they
estimated it would cost $400,000
to unlock the door.
Now, what does that mean? I have no
idea. Why would it cost the go the
government $400,000
to unlock a door?
Presumably,
the unlocking of the door was linked
with some kind of audit that I guess the
government would be involved in.
I don't really understand. But given
that the Republicans would pay anything
to prove that the election was rigged,
especially Trump, I don't think it would
be hard for them to raise $400,000.
So, it seems to me a fake reason that it
would be too expensive. That must be
just the excuse they're using. So, there
is a nonzero chance, and I wouldn't know
how to put an estimate on this, but
there's a nonzero chance that everything
you suspected about the election will be
revealed really soon.
I'm [snorts] not sure what I would think
if it turned out all the elections were
perfectly
legal
because it doesn't make sense to me that
if all the ballots were perfectly legal
and Georgia wanted to prove that nothing
was rigged, they would have just
unlocked the door and they would have
said, "Well, we're not going to pay for
it, but knock yourself out." But they
didn't do that. They pretended like they
didn't have the budget to do it. So,
that's really, really sketchy.
So, we'll find out if there's still
anything behind that door. I don't know
that it's been unlocked yet,
but maybe in the coming week. Maybe
they're waiting to get the $400,000
covered.
We'll find out.
Don't you believe that the arc of
history
Um,
it's where they would Don't you believe
that the arc of history is bending
toward 100% confirmation that the
election was rigged?
Do doesn't it feel like there's nothing
that could stop that from happening?
Really all it took was Republicans to
have enough time and enough, you know,
enough influence that they could go look
at the stuff they wanted to look at.
But I will warn you
that a tremendous amount of allegations
about the election have not been proven
to be true.
So this this could very easily be, you
know, disappointing,
but we'll find out.
So, here's a very little small story,
but Newsmax is reporting that uh Trump
was asked somewhere
about the AI boom and the bubble and
could could the AI boom damage the
economy, blah blah. And Trump's answer
was quote, "No, I love AI." according to
the New York Times. Now, have you
noticed that that Trump has a very young
brain?
I mean, he's conservative in sort of a,
you know, old school conservative way,
but whenever there's something that's
new tech,
um, he's unusually
good at embracing it. And AI is one of
those things. Crypto is another one of
those things. Um, even when he got in
trouble for talking about CO, it's
because he knew more than the doctors
did about light being a a disinfectant
and and just the way he jokes about
things.
He has a very young brain
and I've never seen that much experience
paired with that much of a sort of a
youthful
approach to the world.
And I'm wondering in this case um how
much it made a difference that he's got
David Saxs you know who obviously you
know make him comfortable with crypto as
well as AI and uh you know a bunch of
other people from Jared to
[snorts]
um
well you know you could name a few. So
he's got a lot of young adviserss, but
he actually listens to them and he's
clearly influenced by them. So yeah,
he's he's very youngrained.
Anyway,
will the will the robots take all our
jobs?
Peter Navaro, one of Trump's top trade
adviserss or maybe his top trade
adviser, he he's urging workers to
consider going into the trades.
Would that be a good answer for you
to go into the trades like go out and
fix air conditioners and be a mechanic
and be a plumber and all that?
I gotta say, I'm pretty lucky that I was
born in a time when that wasn't
something you had to do. I would never
be good at that.
I would be good at sitting in a cubicle.
Uh I would be good at typing things. I'd
be good at creativity,
but I would never be good at fixing your
AC.
So, I'm glad I don't have to make that
choice. However, it made me wonder what
the future looks like. And I'm going to
make a prediction.
Prediction number one,
I believe that in the same way that
unions
can make companies do things they don't
want to do, right? That a union can make
a company do what it doesn't want to do.
And that's probably true for, you know,
influence over the government as well.
because if your union was big enough
uh it could influence voting.
So I believe there will be a
robot union
which is people not robots. So maybe I
said that wrong. Let me say it a
different way. I believe there will form
a new union that might be a collection
of existing unions or it might be a new
one. and their primary their primary
objective will be to make sure that you
can't put a robot into the field as a
worker unless you have at least one
human uh in charge on site had to be on
site. So, have you ever had a plumber
come to your house
and they start working and then they
realize there's a part that they need?
So, they have to stop what they're
doing, go drive somewhere and get a part
and come back. Uh, and you've watched
people doing service work in your house
and you know, there's one person who
might be doing demolition and and
dragging stuff away and other person
who's doing the carpentry or the hard
stuff.
I see a world where a plumber would have
one or two robots that show up at the
same time, but the plumber would be in
charge and this new union I'm talking
about would guarantee that even if you
knew you could do it with just robots,
it just wouldn't be legal. You just it
wouldn't happen.
So, [snorts] and even if you had your
own robot,
the law could be so gamed that you
wouldn't be a you wouldn't be allowed to
use your own robot even to do some
plumbing at your own house.
So, I think that the laws and
as well as the unions
will conspire to keep people employed
even if that's not the best idea.
[snorts] But can't you just just imagine
this? All right, close your eyes and
imagine the robots and the the one guy,
the plumber. Let's just say plumber. Uh
the plumber shows up and he's got two
robot assistants,
and he sends one of the robots to get a
part. the that robot gives you a
self-driving car, literally goes down to
the uh you know hardware store, [snorts]
picks up the part, and if you're not
sure, it can send you a picture so you
you know it's picking up the right
thing. Pays for it with some kind of
digital payment. Drives back. Meanwhile,
the other robot has identified where the
leak is just by putting his robot hand
on the wall and it can identify where
the leak is. And then when [snorts] it
finds it, it needs to maybe take down a
piece of the wall. So the the human
plumber says, "All right, robot, uh,
take out this part of the the
sheetrock." [snorts] And the robot goes,
"And then you can see the leak." And
then the the plumber says, "All right,
I'm going to need some plumbers tape.
[snorts] I'm going to need this and I'm
going to need this tool." And even
before he's done talking, his robot
assistant has already gone to the
toolbox and has those exact things. Now,
maybe the robot would do the work of,
you know, wrapping up things and fixing
things with the supervision of the
human. Or maybe before we get to that
point, the human still does the work
because it's maybe it's just slightly
outside of what the robots can do, but
the robots are learning like an
apprentice. So on day one, you get a
cheap robot that can only fetch and
maybe do some demo stuff and maybe get
some tools, but as you do work, the
robot learns the same way an apprentice
would. So your robot would become more
and more valuable every time that
accompanied you on a on a plumber trip.
[snorts]
So that's what I think. But give give me
some feedback on that. Do you think
that's reasonable?
So, the things I'm predicting
are that the unions and the laws
will guarantee that you have to have a
human if a robot's doing some physical
work. Do you agree with that part?
At at least for,
you know, the predictable future.
I think so.
[snorts] And
that [clears throat] would just make
your
your plumber is more effective.
All right. How many jobs do you know
where you ask for some service person to
come to your house and you can't get
them there in a week?
A lot, right? Or there not a lot of
situations where you want a service, but
they're booked up so you can't get to
them for a week. Well, if you add the
robots,
maybe it's the same workers, but they
can do three jobs a day as there too.
So, suddenly
uh suddenly your your human plumber is
making twice as much money
or not twice as much. Let's say 50%
more.
All right,
you agree?
So, um, there's another AI company
that's being skeptical about the robots.
Let's see if I can find that story.
May maybe I didn't write that down.
But,
all right, here's a story. So, I think
this was in the Wall Street Journal
today that the headline is even the
companies making humanoid robots think
they're overhyped.
So, you know what I've been saying for
forever,
so I believe I was ahead of the curve,
is that if robots could do more than one
thing,
they would already be deployed.
But we keep seeing these demos where the
robot is trained to do exactly one
thing, like iron a shirt, but that skill
does not
it doesn't go to anything else. You
can't you can't just give it an AI brain
today and have it figure out stuff. You
would [snorts] have to specifically
train it for every little task. So
that's why you do see robots in
warehouses because a warehouse is a very
limited
training set.
Uh if you get this command, go get this
box, you know, carry this box over here
and put it there. So, it's such a small
domain that a robot could work in a
warehouse.
But I've been saying for a while if you
if you have any experience with the
large language model AIS, which are the
dominant parts, that they don't really
have any hope of becoming general
intelligence.
There's nothing that they're doing. the
AI the AI industry. I don't believe
there's anything they're doing that
could logically lead to a general
intelligence robot.
And and I think that some of the experts
are saying it too. You know, now that
they've all been overfunded, they they
can tell the truth. But there's this one
guy, I guess he's a head of a AI company
called
I don't know, his name is Velici
and he's skeptical. So he says the same
thing I do that you can train them to do
warehouse tasks.
But did you know [snorts] that for every
$100 you would spend on a robot,
um, only about $20 of that is a robot
and the rest of the the rest of the
money is for protecting humans from the
robots.
Now, I think that means physically so
that the robot doesn't, you know,
accidentally run you over or something.
So, here's my question.
Um, Elon Musk is very pro robot
and I wonder what does he know that the
other top people in the industry don't
know.
Now,
it's always a bad idea to bet against
Musk when he's making a prediction of
the future. You know, he might be off by
timing,
but it's a bad idea to bet against him.
He very clearly believes that that the
Optimus robots will be general purpose
robots.
And uh apparently uh his version of AI
is way ahead of the other AIS.
But is he way ahead in a way that would
give us general intelligence
or is he just way ahead in the way that
we can never get general intelligence?
you know, maybe his will hallucinate
less or something, but what does he
know? Is he going about it in a
completely different way? [snorts] Now,
I know that he trained his cars with
video,
but again, that's that's a limited
domain. So, as as varied as the
possibilities are for a car, I mean,
there's a a trillion different things
that a car could have to do, you could
probably get to a trillion. So, you
could tr I think you could train a car
on a trillion different possibilities
and then it would be better than a
human, but it would still be trained for
a narrow domain, which is driving
safely.
So, I get how we can uh get to
self-driving cars. That [snorts] That
makes total sense. You You just train
them with video instead of language.
But how do you get to a butler?
You How would you ever get to a butler
where there's something new every day
that has never seen?
What does he know that we don't know?
Do does his AI have a like a secret
um like a skunk works that nobody knows
about that's getting close to it? And
I've said this before, but it's a really
good tip.
If you think that you'll have a robot
butler in one year, you would already
see it,
right?
because I can't believe that uh that the
robots would be launching in one year
and they didn't know how to do it yet.
Does that even make sense? You know what
do you think there's any possibility
that a big serious you know high
functioning company would say oh yeah in
a year we'll have robot butlers
but we have no idea how to do it at the
moment.
No big company would do that, you know.
Not Tesla, not anybody. So, if you're
not hearing today that they have one in
the lab that has general intelligence,
and you're not,
I don't believe there's going to be one
in a year. [snorts] I do not believe.
So,
I want to be wrong.
I want to be wrong. [snorts]
How many of you agree with my assessment
that if they can't do it today, it's not
going to be a product in one year?
Would you agree with that?
Well, once again,
unless
I guess I have to say it one more time,
um, in a sense, I'm betting against Elon
Musk's prediction, but what he knows
about this topic is, you know, a
thousand times more than I know. So,
does he know more than I know, or is he
just being is it just wishful thinking?
And my guess is he knows more than I
know.
So therefore, oh, I guess I should um I
should reveal this every once in a
while. I do own Tesla stock.
So I want it to work and I desperately
want Elon to be right and me to be
wrong. And I literally have my money bet
I actually bet my money against myself.
[gasps] I bet my money on Elon instead
of myself,
which probably is a good bet.
All right, enough about that.
Um,
I'm just going back to the front here.
So,
have any of you had the experience that
AI has already ruined your YouTube
experience?
Apparently, there's a way to fix that by
blocking the videos that were
downvoiding them somehow. And then
YouTube will learn what to not give you.
AI slop. So AI slop, if you haven't
heard that term, is AI content that is
sort of impressive
but not really something you want to see
too often. So that's called slop.
So when I go to YouTube, let's say two
or three years ago, if I went to YouTube
and I saw a topic that I was interested
in, it was made by humans and it would
keep me interested for, you know, an
hour.
But today, if I see something that
interests me,
um, it's almost always slop
and it'll be this, you know, this boring
robot voice and the Andes is a mountain
rage and it's just sort of repetitive
and not interesting and
and and there's so much of the AI crap
that searching through it to find
something that's not AI, there's just
too much work.
So that's one of the reasons that I just
stopped watching YouTube mostly, not
completely. And I do videos on X because
if you go to X, you go to the side menu
on your app, one of the options now is
video. And what they do really well is
they only feed you video that the
algorithm thinks you would be interested
in. So that's not AI.
So, I will catch up on all kinds of
politics and technology and AI stuff and
Tesla stuff and I don't have to do
anything. I just hit the button once. It
just goes from video to video and I can
listen to it all day.
So, YouTube's got a problem.
Anyway, um,
one of the Let's talk about the Mara
Lago raid. I know that's old news, but
Mike Davis has an article about it in
Fox News. So, here are some of the
things to just summarize
the whole Mara Lago raid for the the
classified documents.
Um, did you know that the FBI agents
allegedly lacked probable cause,
which would be sort of a crime?
So, I think what something that we
learned from the uh now released files
somehow we would learn this is that the
FBI said they didn't know what the uh
didn't know what the probable cause was,
which would make it completely illegal
to do a ra that kind of a a raid. but
they were allegedly
uh pressed by the Biden administration
to do it anyway.
Now, I think they're still in the
allegedly category, but getting closer
to fact.
Uh secondly, and this part I don't I'm
not convinced about this,
but some say that the real reason for
the raid was that Trump had some uh uh
records about Operation Crossfire
Hurricane, which would implicate the old
Obama and Brennan people. And so they
were trying to really get that. So, it
looked like it was about classified
information, but really it was about
making sure that Trump did not have
documents that would incriminate
Democrats.
Do you believe that?
That is just that is just slightly too
far into conspiracy theory
for me. Very possible. I wouldn't rule
it out, but I say I don't believe there
are any documents that show that. Are
there have there been any whistleblowers
who said the real reason is because
those crossfire hurricane documents?
By now, there would be a whistleblower,
right?
And I don't believe we've seen one. So,
I'm going to say maybe.
All right. And then there's some issue
about the judge
who was not very uh not very neutral.
And I guess they did the bad guys, the
Democrats did some uh judge shopping and
they found this guy uh Judge Bruce
Reinhardt of the s Southern District of
Florida. So he's the one who signed a
warrant, but just six weeks earlier he
had recused himself from some Trump
Clinton lawsuit. And the reason was that
he had as a civilian in 2017 he had
written a Facebook post viciously
bashing Trump.
So the Department of Justice
apparently found the the one person you
could guarantee was anti-Trump
and that's the guy that signed the
warrant.
Now again, judge shopping is not
illegal, right?
As far as I know, it's not illegal.
It's just not ideal.
So,
we'll keep an eye on that. So, [snorts]
Russell Brand has been charged with new
allegations of rape and sexual assault.
Right News is reporting. I think I told
you that when Russell Brand was
originally accused of those things
several years ago, I guess um that I
happened to be booked for his show.
So, I went on his show while he was
right in the middle of of all the
accusations and he was losing everything
as he was being demonetized.
And let me tell you, I thought my
interview with him was gonna be a lot of
fun, but he was not really in the mood.
He was not in the mood to have a lot of
fun. And I completely understand that,
but he's being hit again with new new
charges.
Um, and I don't have an opinion about
who did what or who's guilty of what. I
will give this you this context that I
think is useful every time this kind of
a story comes up. And the context goes
like this.
Pretty much every rich and powerful
um man
is is accused of falsely of sex crimes.
Pretty much all of them. So, if you've
got somebody of his um his notoriety,
especially if he's known to be a sex
addict, especially if he's seemed to be
siding with one part of the political
aisle, the odds of him having a false
accusation
were 100%.
Now, that does not mean that these
allegations are false. It only means
that you should not judge it by the fact
that they exist
because there was a 100% chance that
someone like him would be falsely
accused even if there were any real
things he ever did.
So that that's the only thing I'm going
to add to the story. And trust me, you
could talk to any if you privately
talked to any, let's say, rich CEO.
I'll bet you every one of them would
say, "Yeah, you know, my secretary
or you know, some employee accused me."
And often it's people you never met
because I told I told you I've been
accused of sexual abuse by someone who
lives in Canada I've never met.
Right? So they they called the people I
worked with and one woman did the the
crazy woman. She called the people I
worked with, the people in my restaurant
where I owned a restaurant and told them
that I was a terrible rapist and that on
a regular basis I would travel to Canada
and rifle through her possessions and
then sexually abuse her. Now I promise
you this is nobody I've ever met. This
is pure crazy woman. But the people who
received the call, how do they know? How
would they know if that's real or not?
So that's that is the world of
high-profile people.
But this makes me ask the following
question.
How did we go from an environment of me
too every single day
to it doesn't really get in the news
much?
Did something change?
Is it possible that the the CEOs have
learned,
you know, just don't do anything that
would get you in trouble? Is it possible
that the Mike Pence rule where you just
don't allow yourself to be alone with a
woman,
uh, are many or CEOs doing that?
Because I have to admit
um when I first heard the Mike Pence
rule that he would not go to lunch, for
example, even a business lunch, he
wouldn't even do a business lunch with a
woman by herself unless he brought his
wife. And I think we all laughed at
that, right? Haha. You know, old Mike
Pence, you know, it's Mike Pence don't
live in the past. You know, women women
are part of the workforce. you know, if
they want to go to lunch for business
should be exactly like a man.
And it didn't take me long to realize he
was a smart one.
So, I don't know what is, you know, may
maybe it was probably religious and
partly being faithful to his wife, but
man, that is a good way to protect
yourself. You just don't ever allow
yourself to be alone
with somebody who might accuse you.
That's not a bad rule. So, could it be
that so many people kind of took that to
heart that the rate of me too went way
down?
Maybe.
Or was it never real and it was always a
sort of a news related thing? Well, let
me say it a different way.
Maybe the rate of me too has always been
the same, but when it was in the news,
uh, the people who were the victims of
the me too were far more likely to
pursue it. But once it falls out of the
news, then maybe they feel, you know,
there'll be retaliation or, you know,
they'd rather just move on with their
life.
So, is it my imagination?
So give me give me a comment here. Is it
my imagination or is it real that the
metoing thing was just every day
but now it just sort of shrunk
and you don't really hear I mean you
still hear about it but it's like way
less. Why would that be? Why do you
think that would be
if it's true that we're hearing about
less?
Well, I guess some New York Times
reporter
is suing the big AI companies. In this
case, this would include X. So, Google X
Open AI. They're suing over chatbot
training.
So, I guess they're worried that the
chat bots read their books without
permission and got trained on them and
they think that's
some kind of a copyright violation. Now,
you've heard this before.
It's sort of an old story that authors
uh but I guess they're not doing a class
action in this case
which has some extra risks for the AI
companies
allegedly.
So I ask it I ask AI about my books and
it generally it knows
well here's what it pretends to know. If
I ask AI, you know, what's on page
whatever of my book, it can't do it. So,
it's not trained that well. If I ask it
to summarize my book,
it can do it, but it takes a summary
from other people's comments about the
book. So it is legal for uh the AI to
look at public comments like a review of
the book or what somebody said about it
on social media for example and usually
they that's enough to piece together
what the book was about. So, in a sense,
AI, at least in my case, uh, finds a
workaround that doesn't look like a
copyright violation to me because
there's there's no problem quoting a
reviewer or something.
So, I asked Gemini today
um if it was true that John Bogle, who
is the famous Vanguard index fund guy,
is it true that he once used uh my
financial advice in his book? because I
was wondering you who I have influence
and according to Gemini
um it could tell me the page number and
the book and I think it was year 2010
that his book took my nine-page personal
finance advice and he just included it
in the book because he thought it was so
well done. It was really well done. Um,
and that was I think mostly right,
but when could give me the page number,
I'll bet that was a hallucination.
So, I don't know. I've not I cannot
confirm that his book included my
financial advice. I can confirm that a
few people asked for permission to
reprint that.
So, whether he did or not, I don't know.
Anyway,
um did you know that I have I've had an
influence on personal finance?
How many of you knew that?
That's one of the weird areas that I had
an influence. You know how I've told you
that one of the ways to be influential
is to be the person who writes it down.
Whatever it is, if you write it down,
you become influential. if you do a good
job of writing it down. So, because I'm
a cartoonist and I'm really good at
summarizing,
I found a way to write down all the
advice you would ever need for personal
finance in just nine bullet points.
So, the the breakthrough was not that I
knew more than anybody else. The
breakthrough is that I figured out how
to do it in nine bullet points. that
would be in the order. This is the key
part. They would be in the order that
you should do them. Nobody did that
before. Everybody else just said this is
a good idea, this is a bad idea, good
idea, bad idea. But it was overwhelming.
So I got rid of the overwhelming part by
just saying if you don't know anything
else, do this. I think number one was
make a will. if you have if you have uh
people you're trying to take care of.
[snorts]
But of course, you should do that first.
Why would you leave yourself exposed?
So,
I don't know if AI got that right.
Well, Jasmine Crockett,
your favorite Democrat.
Yes, I said Democrat.
She She's got a new technique.
that is so
it's so bad that it's almost good. So
[snorts] she was asked Breitbart News
was reporting this. So in some interview
recently
um she was asked if she accepts the idea
that the current administration has
vastly reduced illegal border crossings.
Now, would you agree
that one of the most obviously
documented
total facts is that the Trump
administration has in fact reduced the
number of illegal border crossings? Now,
how can she possibly say
that that didn't happen?
Uh,
okay. I'll get back to that.
Well, here's what she did. So, she
didn't want to give credit for what is
an immense accomplishment.
So, instead, she said, "We know that
this administration has not been the
most honest when it comes to reporting
numbers."
So instead of saying yes, obviously they
stop border crossings,
she questioned whether the data was
accurate.
Oh my god,
I I hate it and I love it at the same
time. It's so bold that you would even
go that direction, but if you assume
that the public isn't really following
things closely, she says, "Well, you
know, they they cheated on the jobs
numbers." I don't know if that's true,
but she said the jobs numbers were fake.
So, if the job numbers were fake,
couldn't it also be true that the border
numbers were fake? No.
Because we would definitely notice that
the border numbers were fake. If the
border was exactly the way it had been,
you don't think we would have noticed.
It's harder to notice unemployment
or employment, you know, especially if
you're talking one or two percent. But
it's not hard to notice that the border
is wide open or totally closed.
But the the husba of even saying that it
might be a data reporting problem by the
administration,
that's pretty bold.
So apparently there's a giant tanker,
oil tanker that um is one of these
shadow fleet trying to illegally move
oil from Venezuela.
And so the Coast Guard started chasing
it down and instead of surrendering,
which you would expect them to do
because they're literally up against a
military. So instead of surrendering,
they decided to do a U-turn and and make
a run for it. Now, obviously, they're
not going to outrun the Coast Guard. So,
there's a little bit of a mystery as to
why they haven't surrendered because the
the staff of the of the uh the vessel,
they're not military, you know, they're
just underpaid
seaman, so to speak. So, why would they
even take a chance? It's not their oil,
you know. I mean, I suppose there's some
risk of penalty to them if they give it
up, but do they what do they think? Do
they think they're going to outrun the
Coast Guard? So, part of the story, Wall
Street Journal's reporting on this, is
that the US is just waiting to
bring some more military assets in so
they can do a proper military takeover
of the boat if they don't voluntarily
surrender. It looks like they're not.
So, did you know that uh there's such a
thing as a maritime special response
team?
So, apparently the US military has a
group who are specially trained, an
elite force for boarding hostile ships.
And I guess what they do is they bring
in a bunch of helicopters.
And that, you know, the helicopters keep
everybody busy. Then the special elite
team, they repel down presumably. I I I
don't think the helicopter lands. I
think they probably repel down. And then
they use their superior weaponry to make
it to the bridge and then basically take
over. And then there's some speculation
that they're looking for a captain who
would know how to run the boat after
they the ship after they take it over
because it's it's not that common.
to know how to operate that kind of a
ship.
So, it might be hard to find somebody
who's willing to, you know, be the be
the new captain.
Would they be seals?
I don't know. Maybe they would be a
subset of seals,
but the seals were not mentioned in this
story.
Anyway, as part of that story,
I keep hearing it said that if the
Venezuelan oil shipments are shut down
or even seriously degraded, that it will
collapse the economy of Cuba because
Cuba is already a basket case and it
depends on cheap Venezuelan oil. So if
the cheap Venezuelan oil gets cut off or
or seriously degraded, some people say,
"Oh, the Cuban economy will collapse."
To which I say, "There's never been a
time in my life when the Cuban economy
was not on the border of collapse.
Do you believe that they're going to
collapse?"
Every time we hear this,
things don't collapse. At least not
completely.
So, it seems like there's always a
workaround for everything.
But the thing I still don't know is if
the Trump administration thinks they're
getting a twofer and that they're going
to find a way to do regime change in
Cuba the hard way
just indirectly by putting pressure on
their their sponsor.
Don't know.
All right.
Uh, according to Politico,
the US Immigration Customs Enforcement
people that we know as ICE are buying
hundreds of millions of dollars worth of
surveillance tools
um so that they can find the uh the
non-legal residents. So that would
include uh let's see social social media
monitoring tools, facial recognition
software, license plate readers, and
services to find people where people
live and work.
So
let me take you back to something I've
been predicting for 10 years.
If you think you can protect your
privacy,
you can't.
your your privacy was always going to
disappear and it wouldn't matter who's
in charge. And the reason I say that is
that the utility of taking your privacy
away is just too high. So the
government, whoever the government is,
is going to say, well, you know, we
really need to,
you know, we really need to uh do this
for the illegals. Then the next thing
you know, you're gonna say, "Well, we
have all these tools, you know, why
don't we also sell it to the police
force?" And I don't think it will ever
matter if the Democrats or the
Republicans are in charge. I think in
every scenario, just the usefulness
of taking away your privacy for law and
order
uh will be so high that you don't have a
chance. It will just disappear.
And and I'm not saying that's a good
idea. I'm just saying it's inevitable.
So, you know, if you're worried about it
happening,
maybe what you should worry about is not
doing anything that can be discovered
that that you would want to be
discovered because
a full lack of privacy is just
guaranteed in the future. I mean, that's
before you have a robot in your house.
How much privacy you could have with a
robot in your house? All right, let me
ask you this. Let's say you've got a an
Optimus robot
and the police say if we could get that
robot to spy on you that we could find
out, you know, if you're doing anything
bad,
would Elon Musk say, "Nope.
Even though you have a warrant, I will
not I will not turn on the ability to
monitor people through the robot, which
would be presumably not that hard.
But even Elon Musk can't defy the
Department of Justice. So if the
Department of Justice says, "Oh yeah,
this is a totally legitimate use of a
warrant. You've got a robot. We can
listen through the robot. We are
ordering you to make that robot a spy.
Would he do it?
I don't know that he would have a
choice. I think he would go to jail if
he didn't do it.
So yeah, as soon as there's a robot in
every house,
you'd better not break any laws.
All right.
[snorts] Surprisingly,
there's a report that Zalinski is going
to meet at Mara Lago on Sunday to try to
reach an agreement. Now, that surprises
me because the most recent comment from
the Russian envoys was that they're not
they didn't make any progress recently
and they're they're not close to a deal.
But there are some hints that they might
be close to a deal. One of the hints is
that Trump probably wouldn't take the
meeting unless he thought it's close
enough that he could push it over the
edge. Now, he's an optimist.
So, just because he thinks they might be
close, that doesn't mean they're close,
but it's worth a try. So, remember, he's
got uh, you know, Kushner and Wickoff
working on this, and they're very good
at what they do. So maybe we're we're in
for a surprise. But according to Axios,
here are some of the things that are the
the biggest sticking points and why we
might be closer to a deal than we think.
Uh one is that Ukraine needed security
guarantees.
And apparently the US is willing to push
some legislation through Congress that
would give them security guarantees
without NATO.
Now, what would that look like? What
exactly would a US security guarantee be
unless it meant we would put boots on
the ground if Russia got adventurous?
Well, I don't know. But one of the
things it could be is an open-ended, you
know, we will respond. But that what we
would plan to do is give the Ukrainians
the good weapons that we've never given
them before.
So suppose we said,
uh, here's the deal, Russia. We have
held back our best weapons
because then it would look like we're
part of the war if we give it the good
stuff. But if we give them a security
guarantee
and you move on them militarily, we will
instantly take the controls off and they
can have everything except our nuclear
weapons.
So suddenly you will not be facing
Ukrainian weapons, you'll be facing the
most optimized American weapons. And if
you look at what companies like Anderil
are doing to make our weapons smarter,
cheaper, that would be quite a threat
and it would not guarantee that there
would be any boost on the ground, but it
could be quite a good quite a good
incentive for Russia to stay away. So,
I'm just speculating
that there is a way to create a security
guarantee
um that would be sensible.
I wasn't sure there would be
um and that if Russia responds
militarily that there would also be
sanctions of course and maybe the
sanctions would be worse if they could
be worse.
Um
then the other thing that that uh Russia
wants is it wants complete control over
the Donbass. So it sounds like they're
not flexible on control of the Donbass,
which would require, I think, Ukraine to
actually pull out of some part of the
Donbass that they have not yet lost, and
Russia would have control over what they
already have, plus a little extra.
Now, here's what the US seems to have
counterproposed.
Since the word that's being used is
control,
is it possible that you can find a
hybrid situation where Russia feels like
it has enough control to be let's say
safe from a military buildup there or
safe from something bad happening.
But that uh I guess Wickoff and Jared
Kushner have suggested that they turn
that into the Donbass into a free
economic zone so that you reframe it.
I like this part. You reframe the
Donbass from a military zone to an
economic zone. And you say, "How about
we make this the one place that you can
make some money and there's not going to
be any war. If that works for you, it
works for us. We don't need to put any
missiles there. You don't need to attack
it.
But you could have something like
control.
Do you think there's any hybrid
situation in which Russia would say,
"All right, that's enough control
because we're worried about security.
We're worried about the US putting some
missiles there and we we would agree not
to." Maybe maybe I think there might be
something there.
[snorts] And let's see. Um
and apparently there's some issue about
a ceasefire because Russia doesn't want
to do a ceasefire until they have a
deal.
But Ukraine is saying we can't have a
deal because of our laws unless we have
a referendum.
and the referendum ended in voting to
give up that control of the Donbass. But
it looks like the Russians understand
that if the if the referendum is the
only way to get there and the only way
to have a referendum is with a
ceasefire,
that might be negotiable. So maybe
that's something that they would cave
on.
So anyway, I'm just speculating that
it's possible. I'd probably still bet
against it, but it's possible
that they're close to a deal.
And then I saw in where did I see this
in the amuse account on X pointed out I
don't know what the source of this is
but Amuse is good on sources that the
European Union has committed to this
blows my mind that the European Union
has deals to buy Russian energy through
2027.
So that would be that would imply
[snorts] that Russia could continue
affording the war
for at least two more years. So it's
possible that Russia, you know, might
want to make a deal, but maybe they
could wait another two years and see if
they get more control over the Donbass
you if they don't care about the
casualties.
So it just blows my mind that Europe is
still, you know, attached to Russian
oil.
Then
um apparently there's some people in the
administration who think that if we make
peace with Russia and that would be a
four-way peace, you know, Europe, US,
Ukraine, Russia, that if we can make
peace that Russia has such unlimited
natural resources that everybody can
make a ton of money.
But the counter to that is that the
entire uh economy of Russia is about the
size of Italy, Italy's economy, and is
sort of shrinking. They've got a
demographic problem. But the biggest
problem that Russia has is that if
you're a legitimate business person from
the West and you built a company that
made money in Russia,
the Russians would steal it. they would
literally just steal your company
because Russia is basically a criminal
organization pretending to be a country.
So do you think it's and they don't have
that many resources that are that are
unique. So the thinking is that if you
thought Russia was this gold mine of
natural resources, well, it does have
some natural resources,
but it's not essential to run the the
world. Uh, and it's so risky to do any
kind of business in Russia that you'd be
crazy to try.
So,
one question is, can we really sell the
idea
that doing business with Russia is good
for them and good for us? I can see why
it would be good for them because if if
an American company comes in and, you
know, let's say, you know, builds this
really successful energy enterprise
working with the Russians, the Russians
would steal it. You they would
nationalize it. They would jail the CEO.
They would just steal it.
So, we'll see if uh the We'll see if
that's even a a path they can take. Hey,
everybody makes money.
[snorts] We'll see.
Well, over Christmas, if you weren't
paying attention,
uh the US launched strikes on the
Islamic State targets in Nigeria.
Apparently Nigerian
ISIS has been killing literally
massacring Christians and Trump really
doesn't like that. So he had warned them
that the bad guys that if they kept
killing Christians he was going to
respond militarily. Allegedly Nigeria's
government approved it
so it wasn't a violation of their
sovereignty.
Um, but and we don't know how many
people were bombed or if it was
missiles. I'm pretty sure no American
boosts were on the ground and no
American casualties. Don't know that for
sure, but I'm sure he did it from a
distance. Anyway,
it makes me wonder,
under what authority
can Trump order an attack on Nigeria,
even if the government of Nigeria says
yes,
what authority allows him to do that?
Can he just tell the military to attack
anybody he wants?
Now, you know, arguably there's a good
rationale for it. I I'm not I'm not
arguing that he shouldn't have done it,
but how do you justify that legally?
I know. I suspect the anti-war people
will have something to say about this
next week.
And again, I'm not opposed to it. If if
there were no casualties on the American
side and it made a difference, we don't
we don't yet know if it made a
difference, but potentially
might have been a good play.
You know, I've told you now quite a few
times that when Trump has options, he
always picks the strongest one. Even if
the war powers act, even if it's not the
optimal strategy that every time he
picks this the quote strong strategy,
that pays off because the next situation
where he's negotiating,
nobody will think he's bluffing.
You see what I'm saying? As long as he
always picks the strongest play, even if
it's not the optimized play, then every
time he he has to deal with somebody,
they're going to say, "Oh, damn it. He's
not bluffing.
If he says he's going to bomb us, he's
definitely going to bomb us."
So, even if he isn't. So, it's a real
It's a real good play persuasion wise,
the literally murdering priests. I also
don't know know the scale of it.
Obviously, there's no amount that's
right. There's there's no amount that's
the right amount of killing Christians.
But I do wonder what is the scale? I
mean, is are they killing a 100
Christians a day?
How bad is it?
Arguing about the legality is laughable.
Yeah, I would say I'm more curious than
arguing about it.
I wouldn't say I'm arguing about it.
All right, Polar investments.
[snorts] All right, ladies and
gentlemen, that's all I have for you
today.
And uh if you want to hang out for
another minute,
I will be happy to sip my coffee and
hang out with you just cuz you might be
lonely. I know there are a few birthdays
today.
How many of you have a birthday today?
At least two of the locals people have a
birthday, but we've got
uh what 5,000 people watching. out of
the 5,000 people, how many how many are
having a birthday today?
I'll bet it's quite a few.
So, there you go, Deb.
Happy birthday to all the birthday
people.
Your brother does.
All right.
Did anybody get a pet for Christmas?
Did anybody get like a kitten or a
puppy?
If he did, I want to see a picture of
it.
A,
it's a lonely day for you. Well, that's
why we're here. You need not be lonely
because I'm here and all of your friends
are here.
I'd like to see a robot do this.
Well, I don't know if that was a good
show, but
kept you busy for an hour.
Sex kittens.
Yeah, they count.
You wish you got a puppy.
Over 52,000 Christians have been Wow.
Well, that's in Africa in general.
That's all of Africa, not Nigeria,
right? That's a lot.
52,000 Christians.
Yeah. No medical advice, please.
It's your understanding that what?
Oh, your kid showed up.
Do I have a lot of close friends from
school? Not from school
because I don't live anywhere where my
school was.
But let me tell you this.
Um, I am so blessed,
so blessed to have people that I trust
completely in my life
because when you get in my situation,
you have to you have to trust people to
do what you need to be done and not take
advantage of you. And I have a I have a
very high trust social situation. very
high trust
and that is quite a uh quite a relief.
You're always alone on the holidays,
huh?
Sorry about that. I know you said it
doesn't bother you, but it's not what I
want for you.
Yeah. No, I had no problems on the
holidays whatsoever.
You reap what you sow.
True enough.
No, don't send gifts to my caretakers.
But thanks for offering.
Oh, you're enjoying your Sunday home.
All right, people. I think we've done
enough for today.
So, how about we say
bye for now and I'll catch up with you
tomorrow.
Bye for now.
Where's my cursor?