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Back to episode — Episode 3058 CWSA 12/31/25

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Well, we'll see how this goes. My cough is under control, but I do get a little bit dizzy if I talk too much. So we'll do the best we can. I apologize for my voice. It will not

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get better.

Good morning, everybody. Let's do the simultaneous sip now and we'll see how far we get. I know why you're here. All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass. It can be a can, it can be a candy flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit, the other thing that makes everything be

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tter. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Terrific. Well, let's jump right into it, shall we? Apparently I'm very good at guessing how many calendars I'll sell in a year because we got right up to the limit. But there are still a few more. So I wouldn't wait if you don't have your Dilbert calendar. Amazon.com is the only place you can get it. How about some end-of-year predictions…

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