Back to episode — Episode 900 Scott Adams - Why I Have Decided to Identify as Woman to Lower My #Coronavirus Risk
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Bump, bump, bump, bump. Hey everybody, come on in. It's almost time for Coffee with Scott Adams. This is the place. Have you noticed that not a single person who regularly watches Coffee with Scott Adams has died from the coronavirus? It's true. If there's anybody on here who can refute that claim, please let me know. But for now I'm going to say that watching Coffee with Scott Adams and the simu…
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You know why? Because you can enjoy the protective value of the simultaneous sip. It could be a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a stein, a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoy with me now the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit
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of the day, the thing that makes everything, including the pandemic, better. I just realized you can't spell "pandemic" without "damn." Probably doesn't mean anything. But aside from the simultaneous sip... oh, the pandemic. I guess you can't spell it without "damn." You can't spell it without "damn." Wait a minute, wait a minute. You can't spell "pandemic" without "panic." All right. So her
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