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Episode 1117 Scott Adams - Persuasion Against Antifa, Cohen's Book, Gravity Batteries, Fake News

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Opening General Commentary

Yeah, that's a look out my window at the smoky California air. That is the air I have to breathe. If you're thinking that looks like fog, you'd be wrong. If you think it looks like low clouds, you'd be wrong. That is what I have to breathe, and it's like that every summer lately because California,…

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SimultaneousSip General Commentary

Omar, I haven't forgotten about you. I am going to get back to that. All you need is a copper margarita glass, a tankard, a Chelsea stein, the canteen, a joker flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine h…

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NewsReaction Media & Fake News

, there is a smell of sulfur in the air, so I'm guessing Kamala Harris is in the state. I don't know. Just a guess. Somebody alerted me to the fact that Wikipedia has been updated to include my hoax, except that they don't know it's a hoax, which should tell you everything you need to know about Wik…

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MainContent Persuasion

ught in that war were kind of suckers, would that offend you if your friend said it and nobody else was supposed to hear it? Let's say neither of you had served. Or alternately let's say both of you had served so that your peers, whichever way that goes, I think you would not be offended by that. Ye…

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NewsReaction The Golden Age

gh to just put it on a hill. But here's the other thing that I ask. If you can dig or even find gigantic holes, can't you use those gigantic holes to condition homes? Meaning use the fact that the temperature under the earth is usually around 56 degrees no matter what, and you can use that to pump u…

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MainContent Cognitive Reframing

is case they're treating Islam that way, but I think they do the same with the Falun Gong and I think they would do the same with any Christian sect in China if there was such a thing. So it has more to do with religion than it has to do with Islam. But it's an interesting approach, as immoral as it…

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MainContent Media & Fake News

So when I finish a speculation by saying I could be wrong, the I could be wrong is not just for you. When I finish a statement that is obviously speculative and that I say but I could be wrong, I'm talking to myself. And that's part of my self-programming to remind myself I could be wrong. It's a re…

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MainContent Politics as Persuasion

mentioned this in public is because I thought it was just me. I thought I was being stupid because I can't imagine a scenario where doing more testing doesn't produce more positive results. I don't get it. All right, so apparently there's nobody here who even understands what the argument is, much l…

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Tangent Decision Making

lines? It's probably an internal deadline. It's probably a deadline that looks like this. If we don't have this done by, pick a day, if we don't have this done by September we won't get to make any money this year because it'll be too late. So I would imagine that every vaccine has at least an inter…

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MainContent Systems vs Goals

em and say here's the deal. We are literally going to trust you with our lives. We are going to trust you with the fate of the republic, Bob, or whatever their names are. Bob, we're looking at you. Do not sign that piece of paper, Bob or whoever, unless you're willing to put your life on it that thi…

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MainContent Politics as Persuasion

. So the big magic trick that Black Lives Matter and to some extent Antifa are doing is to make it seem as if the way you act in life doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Let me give you some advice. If you're ever in a discussion with anybody over any topic, doesn't have to be any of this stuff, jus…

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Whiteboard Politics as Persuasion

re like the strategy? Don't even know what that word means. So instead you make it a checklist and you say here's how to have 100 life. 100 life just means a full life that's got all the good stuff in it. If you commit a crime subtract four points. If you get bad grades in school subtract seven poin…

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MainContent Politics as Persuasion

n eye on that. That's what Trump said. Now that is such a provocative thing because remember Trump is currently the commander-in-chief. It's one thing to say something as you're walking out the door, and fact check me on that but didn't Eisenhower do his speech after he was leaving office? I think s…

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MainContent Persuasion

should because that's where a big problem is. Kind of brilliant. That is so brilliant. You've never even seen a president do anything that smart before. This is other level persuasion smart. This is not normal people stuff. I don't think I could have gotten out of that. All right. We're also enteri…

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MainContent Politics as Persuasion

le are also saying that it's no problem because we've tested it enough in these states. We'll just do what they did. It'll be fine. But here's the part they get wrong. 2020 is not like any other year because you don't have any baseline of expectation. So that let's say the votes came in and they wer…

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Closing General Commentary

public. I'm not talking about having some news stories or doing a release that says what will happen under these conditions. I'm talking about blanketing the brains of the public with it until every person who might vote can recite exactly what will happen if we don't get a clear result in a quick t…

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Yeah, that's a look out my window at the smoky California air. That is the air I have to breathe. If you're thinking that looks like fog, you'd be wrong. If you think it looks like low clouds, you'd be wrong. That is what I have to breathe, and it's like that every summer lately because California, man. But let's talk about other stuff. But before we do that, should we prepare? Yes, we should, because the most exciting part of the day is about to happen now. It's called the simultaneous sip. And by the way, Omar, I haven't forgotten about you. I am going to get back to that. All you need is a copper margarita glass, a tankard, a Chelsea stein, the canteen, a joker flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better except the air quality. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.

Well, there is a smell of sulfur in the air, so I'm guessing Kamala Harris is in the state. I don't know. Just a guess. Somebody alerted me to the fact that Wikipedia has been updated to include my hoax, except that they don't know it's a hoax, which should tell you everything you need to know about Wikipedia. So Wikipedia thinks that I believe that Biden and Harris have satanic messaging. The part they miss is that when I introduced this idea I said publicly and clearly I don't believe in Satan. I'm just going to see if they take me out of context. Sure enough, got taken out of context, which is hilarious to me. Would be frightening to the rest of you, probably.

So there's a story about a California fire that's already burned 10,000 acres, and it was started by a gender reveal party. They had some kind of explosive device or incendiary device or something. Anyway, they had a party, they exploded something that burned 10,000 acres, and I wondered what name you would give the baby. What would be a good baby name for a baby whose gender reveal party destroyed ten thousand acres in flames and counting? I'm gonna go with Sparky. Don't you think Sparky would be a good nickname no matter what the baby's name would be? Hey, how'd you get that name? Well, it's embarrassing. My parents burned up half of California, so they call me Sparky.

Michael Cohen's book I guess is out because there's a bunch of tweets about it, and I don't know if you've read any of the quotes, but they're so over the top that they actually just read as funny now. Yeah, there was a time when you'd say to yourself, Trump said what, and you think I'm a little worried about that. What's that mean? But it's become so ridiculous at this point, the things that people are making up and putting in Trump's mouth. That's, I think the White House called it fan fiction. And I've got a feeling none of it is going to have any impact. I think these are all the things that people think are going to have an impact, and absolutely nobody cares. Here's why.

Number one, we have four years of Trump. We don't really have to wonder what he would do or how he would act as president. We know exactly how he's going to act. So revealing all these little things he may or may not have said at some point in the past doesn't really tell you anything you need to know, because what you need to know is what kind of president would he be? Asked and answered. We just watched it for four years. So if you want more of that, you know how to get it. And if you don't want more of that, you don't really need to read Michael Cohen's book, because what will Michael Cohen's book tell you that you didn't know already? Did you know, this may come as a shock to you, but did you know that Trump sometimes says things which people find offensive? I know. Big surprise, right? You didn't know that. And that's really all we're finding out.

So because the fake news and the critics want to put it in the worst possible sense, they'll turn it into he's a racist, he's whatever. But it all kind of fits into one category, doesn't it? If you take everything that Trump is accused of saying or thinking and you just sort of tried to summarize it, it's that he offends people who didn't already know that. Oh, somebody is saying that the baby name should be Smokey. Smokey would be a funny baby name. Smokey, Sparky. All right.

And here's the trick that the fake news and the publishers and the authors are playing on you, and it goes like this. Imagine if you will, close your eyes and imagine that all of your private conversations, the things you said one-on-one to your closest confidants over the course of your life, imagine that all of your private conversations suddenly became public. How would you look? Would you look offensive? Maybe. Maybe just a little bit. Would you look like you're a little bit biased or bigoted or maybe have some bad qualities? Would you look like you're a horn dog or you're crazy? Maybe.

And here's the trick. It's sort of a magic trick, if you will, on the public. The trick is that the way all of us talk privately to people we trust is completely different than the way we would speak publicly. Because if you're speaking publicly, you will speak in a way that you will protect your reputation, but also importantly you would protect the feelings of the people you are talking to, because you don't need to make any enemies, right? So when you speak in public, you speak a certain way that doesn't get anybody hurt, or you try to. When you speak privately, you don't have to worry about that because nobody's going to hear it except the person you're talking to, in a perfect world. In the real world, if you run for president and they decide they don't like you, they might write a book someday.

So when they take private conversations which wouldn't hurt anybody and they move them into the political realm, I say that responsibility for the message, once moved from the private realm to the public, should be on the messenger. That's right. So anything that you learned in the Cohen book that is offensive should be attributed to Cohen, because if Cohen didn't tell you, you wouldn't know it. Are the things that you would say in public that you think are not really harmful, they're not meant to have any bad intention, but they're pretty raw. You would just say it privately. You just wouldn't say the same thing in public.

Let me give you a specific example so you can get the sense of this. President Trump is alleged to have said that the service people who fought in Vietnam were suckers. Now, I don't think you can believe any of these reports because all these anonymous reports, etc., they just don't have credibility. But let's take it as our example and suppose he did. Suppose that did happen. What would you say to somebody in a private conversation if they said to you, you know, I think that the people who went to Vietnam, they meant well, they were serving their country, but you feel bad for 19-year-olds, 18-year-olds who are joining the service because they don't know, or they didn't know, that the press and the government were running a scam, that the war was not legitimate. And so privately you might say to your friends, you know, I think the service people who fought in that war, as noble as their motives were, they were suckers. They were suckers because if they'd known that the war was useless and couldn't be won and didn't have a purpose anyway, maybe they would have resisted. But instead they were good Americans, good patriots, did as they were told, did as the country asked. That's not wrong. It's just that the purpose they were asked to go fight didn't really have a good justification.

So if you were talking to your friend privately who understood you, knew your mind, knew your heart if you will, and you said, you know, I gotta say the people who fought in that war were kind of suckers, would that offend you if your friend said it and nobody else was supposed to hear it? Let's say neither of you had served. Or alternately let's say both of you had served so that your peers, whichever way that goes, I think you would not be offended by that. Yeah, hoodwinked might be better. Somebody says in the comments hoodwinked might be a better way to put it. You know that Trump uses the more aggressive language for just about everything. So if he's saying these young people who got drafted in most cases, right, they didn't choose it, they got drafted, and they got drafted into a bad situation. If he called them suckers privately, would you have disagreed with that if you knew that he respected the service because he's your friend? So you know that you just think that he's making a case that the government screwed a generation, right?

So I've got a feeling that when people hear these stories that Trump said privately and they hear that somebody who was really an insider made them public, let me say this as clearly as I can. If there's something that you know happened privately and you're the one who makes it public and then it becomes offensive because it's public, it couldn't have offended anybody privately because there was nobody listening to it. You're the one. There's just no way around that. It's not the person who said it. It's you. It's you, Michael Cohen, are the one who made it offensive by making it public. It is you, Atlantic magazine and Jeffrey Goldberg, who are. Because whatever Trump said or didn't say could not have hurt anybody when he did it, and he would have known that a private conversation just doesn't hurt anybody. By making it public, plenty of hurt, because it actually degrades the readiness of our military because it puts some question in people's heads about the commander-in-chief. That is one of the most despicable acts of unpatriotic array you will ever see in your life. It would be hard to even invent a scenario short of actually directly hurting people that you could do a thing that would be more despicable than taking a private conversation that didn't hurt anybody and turn it into a public conversation that degrades the entire military readiness of the United States, creates chaos, creates a race war, creates God knows what. That is serious assholery. I mean that's like a 10 out of 10.

And I don't know if the public is sophisticated enough to do the mental gymnastics of saying, oh wait, wait, wait, I have to view this as though it were a private conversation because that's the way it originally started and that's a whole different context. All right. So I've got a feeling that just like the Michael Wolff book, the Michael Cohen book will be some headlines for a few days and then everybody will say we don't like Michael Cohen. How much do people like lawyers? Not much, right? You know, unfortunately lawyers do not have a great reputation. But let me ask you this. How much do people like lawyers who screw their own client? Now you could say to yourself, hey, Trump should have pardoned Cohen, whatever. But isn't it true that what you see is a lawyer who you already felt a little not so comfortable with because lawyers are not that popular, and then this lawyer actually publicly crucified his own client and his ex-best friend? That's the worst person in the world, okay? If your lawyer goes to jail, that's a bad lawyer. If your lawyer goes to jail and then writes a tell-all book in which at least some of this looks like he's just completely made up, that's the worst lawyer who ever lived. You couldn't even design a worse lawyer than this.

All right, how about some good news? Last week a British energy startup came up with this idea that looks like it could work for storing energy using massive weights. So in other words they'll use energy to lift a weight on a pulley, and then when they want to release the energy, you know, in a battery sense like a battery, they just let the gigantic weight go down the pulley and it generates electricity by making something turn. It turns out that this idea looks actually completely doable on paper and that it's come down to just an engineering kind of a situation. Now it might turn out that like windmills it sounds better on paper but then you have maintenance issues and it kills some birds and nobody saw that coming, so much or at least not to the extent that it happened. So we don't know if it'll work. But apparently they want to use abandoned mines. They have gigantic vertical holes that go down. It could be like a mile of depth. And put that giant weight in there, and apparently they can generate just a ton of electricity. But remember it's a battery, so you have to put the electricity in before you can get it out. But still, having a gigantic battery would be cool.

Somebody on Twitter whose name I didn't write down but it was a good comment, I wish I had, said why do you need a big hole in the ground? Why don't you just use something like a train, a car on a mountain on a train track? You know, why does that have to be under the ground? Why can't it just be some heavy object on a track? To which I say I wonder. There may be a difference in just how much friction is involved. Maybe there's an engineering reason why that isn't good enough to just put it on a hill. But here's the other thing that I ask. If you can dig or even find gigantic holes, can't you use those gigantic holes to condition homes? Meaning use the fact that the temperature under the earth is usually around 56 degrees no matter what, and you can use that to pump up air to cool a home if it's too warm or to warm a home if it's below 56 degrees. So could you use abandoned mines, wherever there are gigantic holes in the ground that exist, could you not use them for building a town nearby that uses that for its heating and cooling and takes 50 percent off the cost of that or something?

Anyway, there are some good news happening because entrepreneurs continue to entrepreneur and inventors continue to invent. And while we're concentrating on all this political assholery, there are real good citizens creating good solutions for the future. Yeah, geothermal is one of the words I was looking for there. All right. The company name is Gravitricity. They need a little help on the name of their company. All right. Yeah, and somebody's mentioning in the comments Elon Musk's company, the Boring Company, that bores holes. I've often thought that if you just bored a gigantic tunnel that would be the first start of building a town above it for the same reasons. You could use your tunnel for running all of your utilities, but it could also be a source of your heating and cooling, could be transportation under the town, could be a lot of things. I've said this before, but our ability to inexpensively dig really deep holes is going to be one of the key technologies of the future. Yet the fact that Elon Musk owns a whole digging technology and company, it kind of tells you that that's a bigger deal than just a good idea. It really is the future. The ability to dig cheaply underground is the future.

Here's a thought I want to just put in your head. As we're obsessed with all things coronavirus and virus and epidemics, have you noticed how much China is treating Islam like a virus? If it's true, the stories we're hearing about what China is doing with the Uyghur minority, they are a Muslim minority within China, and the reports are that they're being rounded up and put in essentially concentration camps. And who knows what other badness is happening besides that. But if you look at the way China treats Islam, they treat it exactly like a virus because the first thing they do is quarantine. And like a virus, like a regular virus, religion does transfer by association. If you never had connection with anybody physically or over the internet or any other way, if you never had contact with anybody who had a religion, you probably wouldn't develop one spontaneously. It's physical contact and communication that makes religion spread. So I'm not going to say this is good or bad because you can put your own obvious morality on top of this. But it's interesting that China treats religion like a medical problem. Are they wrong? Because we treat mental health as a medical problem, don't we? We didn't always. But today our more enlightened view of the world is that if you have a mental problem, that's a health problem. It's no more or less a health problem than a broken leg. It's just part of your body is not functioning the way you'd want to. And we would treat things like, let's say you were brainwashed to do something terrible, you know, to be a Nazi or something. We would treat that as like a mental condition.

And it's interesting that China treats religion in general. Now in this case they're treating Islam that way, but I think they do the same with the Falun Gong and I think they would do the same with any Christian sect in China if there was such a thing. So it has more to do with religion than it has to do with Islam. But it's an interesting approach, as immoral as it is.

Here's something we learned from the coronavirus. That the regular flu was always... I saw the president say this in an interview. I didn't see it when it went live. It was from not too long ago. He did an interview in which he was pointing out that he personally, the president, knew several people who had died from the coronavirus. So personally he knew several people who died from coronavirus. But as Trump said, and I've said a number of times as well, how is it that we've gone our entire lives and never heard of anybody dying from the regular flu? Your whole life. Because even if you say to yourself, but Scott, this coronavirus killed way more people, so it's obvious that you would be aware of more of them. To which I say no, no. Let me do the math for you. I've been alive, let's say let's round it off, from the moment, let's say 50 years or so of my life I've been old enough that I would have noticed if anybody died for a specific reason. So let's take 50 years of my life and multiply it by the 50,000 people that supposedly died. Alexa, what is fifty times fifty thousand? Fifty times fifty thousand is two point five million. So that would be 2.5 million people who would have died just in the United States of the regular flu during my, let's say that 50-year period where I was old enough to know if somebody died and why they died. Over two million people, and I don't know any of them. None of them. That's ten times as many as have died from the coronavirus in the United States, and I don't know anybody who's died of the regular flu.

Now Trump called this out in the interview, and I've never heard anybody else say it who was a public figure. And he just raised the question, why have I never heard of anybody dying of the regular flu? Now he was using it more to make the point that the coronavirus was bad stuff, which was a really good way to make the point. I'm making a slightly different point, which is I think we've been lied to for my whole life. I don't think the regular flu is all that dangerous compared to what we've been told. I do think the coronavirus is dangerous. But part of what made people say the coronavirus is not that dangerous is the belief that 50,000 people a year were dying from regular flu. I don't think that ever has happened. I think it was always exaggerated and that the coronavirus is special. That's what I think. But I could be wrong.

It's always a good thing to say after everything you assert. If I could give you one good habit for open-mindedness, it would be this. We know from the study of influence and persuasion we know that if people simply make a statement or write down a statement, especially if they say it in public, they come to believe the thing they said even if they didn't believe it in the first place. So when I finish a speculation by saying I could be wrong, the I could be wrong is not just for you. When I finish a statement that is obviously speculative and that I say but I could be wrong, I'm talking to myself. And that's part of my self-programming to remind myself I could be wrong. It's a really good thing to do that. So if you think I was talking to you when I said I could be wrong, I was a little bit, but mostly that's programming myself. That's a good strategy. You should use it.

So one thing that Black Lives Matter and Antifa have in common, besides wanting to tear down the government, is they both seem relatively okay with sexual assault. Now isn't that a weird thing to say? Because if you ask them I'm sure they would say no, no, are you crazy, we're not okay with sexual assault. That's crazy. But they do act that way. Because Antifa literally wants to do away with the police. What do they think is going to happen when the police go away? It's going to be massive sexual assaults as well as massive every other kind of crime. There's not really an alternative to that happening. So we know that Antifa wants an end state in which there would be massive sexual assault. They don't say that's a goal, but it's obviously what would happen. There's no way around that really.

Black Lives Matter, as you're watching them, they're talking about the, I'm forgetting the names. There are so many victims now that I'm getting their names mixed up. What a terrible world when there are so many famous victims of police actions that I can't keep their names straight. You know at one point it was a perfectly reasonable thing for the protesters to say. You know they would say the name, say the name, say the name, to make sure you didn't forget somebody who had been in this situation. But now there are enough of them that I think I could be forgiven for forgetting which one is which. It's getting hard to keep them all straight, which of course is Black Lives Matter's very point. And so that point is taken.

But we're watching this latest case of the gentleman who got shot seven times and was accused of a sexual assault before that. Now I'm gonna say alleged and accused because just because he got shot seven times does not make him guilty of an unrelated crime. Can we agree at least, can we at least agree that no matter how many times he got shot for something else that doesn't make him guilty of the unrelated allegation? But it might be. But it does seem to me that Black Lives Matter is de-emphasizing the sexual assault, emphasizing the police action, and that's a choice. It's a choice to lower that priority. So there's one thing that Antifa and Black Lives Matter have in common, is less concerned about sexual assault. And I think the Republicans get that right because the Republicans are kind of obsessed with that topic, especially if anybody underage is involved. That is a very Republican kind of thing to go after stopping that. And the president's actually had amazing, well during his administration it's hard to know who gets all the credit for what, but during the Trump administration the actions against every kind of sexual trafficking have been unprecedented. So that's another gigantic difference that should be mentioned more I think.

I want to confess some stupidity, and I know I'm doing this, and let me remind you before I do this that I've told you that one of my superpowers, and indeed I think one of the values that I can bring, is that I'm not embarrassed by stuff. And it's a learned skill to not be embarrassed by stuff. And so I'm going to embarrass myself now by confessing something I don't understand that I think many of you do understand. And maybe you could explain it to me. Now sometimes when I say something doesn't make sense, I'm asserting that there's something wrong with the thing because it doesn't make sense. In this case I'm not asserting that. I'm asserting that there must be something wrong up here in my head area, somewhere in the brain department, just to me personally, that there's something that other people seem to understand that I don't. And let me put it out there. Here's what I don't understand.

When President Trump or people who agree with him say that the reason we're discovering so much virus in this country is because we're doing more testing, and the critics say oh, how stupid, that was stupid, it's just not true, it's just not true. Ask all the experts. The amount you're testing has nothing to do with how much virus you're detecting. And every time I hear that I go, okay, continue, continue making the point so I can see the part where you say that doing the thing that detects the virus is not the thing that's detecting the virus. Because there's probably a good reason all the smart people are saying it. You know all the anti-Trumpers say it. They say it consistently. And I believe there are even pro-Trump people who say it, and they mock him like it's just sort of obvious why that's wrong. And I say to myself, what's wrong with me? Why can't I tell what's going on here? I don't honestly, I don't even have a theory for why that's wrong. Now is this one of those situations where CNN etc. are just telling you that an apple is a banana and they're just trying to get away with it? Or is there actually a smart version of this where they can explain why testing does not find more virus? Tests are all wrong. Some people are saying that's a different topic.

All right, so I'm looking at your comments. I don't think anybody understands that. Yeah, so are all of you? All right, here's the funny part. The reason I've never mentioned this in public is because I thought it was just me. I thought I was being stupid because I can't imagine a scenario where doing more testing doesn't produce more positive results. I don't get it. All right, so apparently there's nobody here who even understands what the argument is, much less agrees or disagrees. It's like you don't even know what they're talking about. And we let that go like that's okay. I guess it is okay. They might be looking at positivity rate. Somebody said I don't know. Numbers are numbers. All right. But if somebody does have an answer for that and I still think there might be, send it along.

I love the fact that the president is teasing that there might be a vaccine sooner than you think. And there's a big discussion about the fact that the vaccines might be being rushed to have them done before the election. Now would it be good for the president if the vaccine started to be available even if only for a few people before election day? Would that be good for Trump? Maybe. Depends how the news handled it. They might say it's rushed and therefore it's worse than not having it. That's what Kamala Harris seems to be indicating. But let me give you a dose of the real world. Are you ready? This is, if you're below a certain age this will be the first time you've ever heard this, and this is a truism of big organizations, of projects, of everything. This is a universal truth. If you don't give somebody a deadline, it'll never get done. If you don't give somebody a deadline, it'll never get done. Things get done on the deadline. Doesn't matter what it is. This is something I've experimented with all my life. And I'll give you a concrete example. When I was first doing my comic strip while I was working full-time, sometimes I would sit there in the morning before I went to my day job and all of my time would get used up and I hadn't drawn a comic. I just couldn't come up with an idea. And I had 10 minutes, literally 10 minutes, because I would never let myself go a day without making a comic, to make whatever I could make to make a comic. And what happened? I would always, a hundred percent of the time with no exceptions over 30 years, haven't missed it once, 10-minute deadline to do a day's work, I could fit a day's work into 10 minutes. Now of course cartooning's not like other jobs, but the point is if you don't have a deadline things just don't happen. And it almost doesn't matter where the deadline is. You could say the deadline's next year. You could say the deadline is this. My guess is, and I don't know this field, but the people who make the regular vaccine for the regular annual flu, don't you think they have deadlines? It's probably an internal deadline. It's probably a deadline that looks like this. If we don't have this done by, pick a day, if we don't have this done by September we won't get to make any money this year because it'll be too late. So I would imagine that every vaccine has at least an internal company deadline because if it didn't nothing would happen. Nothing gets done without a deadline.

And the part if you're young, this is the part you don't know, and I would encourage you if this sounds ridiculous, if the first time you hear this you say that doesn't make any sense at all, I would ask you to talk to somebody experienced in just life. If you give a deadline people will meet it. It's like magic. It's one of the greatest tricks of management is that people do work toward deadlines. It's just that. And so when the president makes, and I think we would all agree, an artificial deadline to get this done by let's say before election day, does that make the world a worse place or a better place? Now if you're inexperienced what you're going to say to yourself, whoa that's going to make them cut corners, that's a dangerous situation. That would be the inexperienced view of the world. And I think the Democrats will count on you or enough people to have an inexperienced world view. Here's the experienced world view. Those FDA people and the people who have to approve this, they're not going to throw away their whole lives to approve something that doesn't look solid. There are a lot of people who are going to put their whole careers on the line to sign off on this thing. And they would, I think most of them or at least enough of them would be willing to quit rather than put something out that they didn't feel comfortable with. So this deadline will almost certainly cause one of two things to happen. It'll either be done before election day and it will be solid, or it won't be done because the FDA will not have approved it. There are only two possibilities. So the possibility of it being done before election day and being shoddy and having the president force people to say things they don't believe are true about the safety of it, very unlikely in the real world. Very unlikely. Because this is life and death. If it were just a project and maybe there was just money on the line, oh yeah you get people to lie about that. It would be easy to get people lying about how good is your product or anything like that. But life and death, we're talking about people in the FDA or whoever has to sign off on stuff. We're talking about people who would know they would be putting their name on something that could kill or injure tens of thousands of people if you know worst case scenario. That's not a risk people take. All right. Typically. And we would hope that there's maximum transparency on those people. And if the news business wants to keep everybody honest, which would be a good idea, we should get the names of the people who need to sign off, both government and medical, and really, really talk to those people. Know who they are. Put the light on them and say here's the deal. We are literally going to trust you with our lives. We are going to trust you with the fate of the republic, Bob, or whatever their names are. Bob, we're looking at you. Do not sign that piece of paper, Bob or whoever, unless you're willing to put your life on it that this is a good decision. Nobody's magic. We can't, you can't be right all the time. But we're watching, Bob. We gotta have that going. And we don't have that right now.

All right. I feel like the loser sucker hoax is already dying from neglect. That will just be replaced by the Michael Cohen book, which will be replaced by something next week. So it looks like the whole loser sucker thing just fell apart. And here's the rule that I would like to put on this, which is if somebody makes several claims, whether it's the Steele dossier or it's the Atlantic article, and there's a major claim within there that can be debunked, you're done. You don't need to debunk the rest of them. If you can determine that one of them is clearly a lie and clearly a lie that somebody knew was a lie, you don't need to talk about the rest of it. Walk away and just say it's debunked. Walk away. Now the word that CNN used for debunked is confirmed. So they just put different words on things. So CNN itself confirmed that the story about why the one event was canceled because of weather, they've also confirmed that that's not true. They too should say and therefore the entire body of work is disqualified. But they don't.

All right. I was thinking about ways that the protests could be handled or solved, and I was throwing out some ideas on Twitter. Let me run a few of these by you. Well let me do some whiteboarding for you. I just noticed that my lighting is terrible. I still have my lights, my curtains up. Excuse me while I put down my curtains and improve things a little bit. I want to go to the whiteboard here because I don't think most people know what Black Lives Matter or Antifa even want. So here's my model of the world. So before you can argue anything or persuade, you have to get people in a common frame or understanding of the world. I would say Democrats are favorable to Antifa and to Black Lives Matter so far. Would you say that that is true? That the Democrats don't really criticize, of course they don't criticize Black Lives Matter, but even Antifa, to the extent that Antifa are part of the protests, Democrats are sort of on their side.

What does Antifa want? How many Americans know what Antifa wants? If you ask them they'd say they want an end to racism. Does Antifa want an end to racism? Who knows, it might be part of what they want. But what they really want is the destruction of civilization. Now they don't word it that way. What they say is we want to get rid of all government and all police. Let's say they were successful. Let's say Antifa got rid of all government and all law enforcement. What would be the obvious undeniable outcome of that? Well we would be conquered by any other country that wanted to because we would be a sitting duck. Anybody could conquer us. But beyond that, if we had no centralized government of any kind we would just devolve into sort of a tribal situation. You wouldn't have entrepreneurship. You wouldn't have anything because if anybody worked and made money they would have to immediately share it or they would be attacked by the masses to take their stuff. So there's no doubting this, that what Antifa wants is the end of civilization. They pretty much say it as directly as I do. They just don't fill in the blanks like I did, which is what would happen if you got what you wanted. It would be the end of civilization. There's no argument to that. That's just what it would have to be because they do not account for human motivation. It would be great if humans could all share and still work hard and they would still have motivation and you didn't need a government because we were all so nice that we would just agree on things. But that's not the real world. In the real world if you disband your military the country next to you conquers you in 10 minutes. That's the real world.

Now let's take Black Lives Matter. They do not want an end of civilization. So it's weird that they're on the same team. What they want is to take your stuff, meaning anybody who's not Black, and to solve systemic racism by a transfer of wealth. Now if you ask them would they say that? Does Black Lives Matter say yeah what we'd like to do is solve systemic racism by taking your stuff and giving it to Black people? They kind of do. They kind of do say that. Because what would reparations be? Reparations would be taking things and redistributing them. What would any of socialism be? Socialism, you know, 90 tax rates. The things they're talking about would be taking things that legally belong to other people. But here's the key, maybe not morally. That would be their argument. So the Black Lives Matter argument would be yeah, yeah, you white people and other people have a lot of stuff but you wouldn't have that stuff if not for slavery. So really even though the law says it's your stuff it's not really morally your stuff. So we're just gonna adjust things until they're morally comparable. And that would require a change in the law perhaps or legislation or whatever.

So what happens if you have a system that's based on transferring resources from people who make it and have it to people who aren't making it and don't have it? The end of civilization. There's no other way that goes. Either it looks different because they're not thinking about the end state. They're just thinking about can we solve systemic racism and this would be the way to do it, some kind of a transfer of wealth. It all ends in the same place. It ends with a destruction of civilization. Now why don't the Republicans make that case? I don't know. That's what I'd do.

Here's what the Republicans are offering or could. They're offering school choice in all of its forms under the theory that if you've got a school choice you at least have the opportunity to make something of your life. Can't guarantee it. Nobody's guaranteeing you good outcomes. But at least you have the opportunity. I would argue however that there's a missing component. And the missing component is that no matter what school you choose they're probably not teaching you life strategies. They're not telling you how to succeed. And my belief is this. The people who use similar strategies in life get similar outcomes. If you're Black and you get A's in school, you don't join a gang, you don't do drugs, you probably could get a scholarship to college. How is your life going to turn out? Pretty good. Pretty good. If you're white and you're born with let's say white privilege but you do drugs, do crimes and go to jail, you know get your 14-year-old girlfriend pregnant and don't pay attention in school, how does your life turn out? Does it turn out great because of all your white privilege? No. Turns out terrible.

So the big magic trick that Black Lives Matter and to some extent Antifa are doing is to make it seem as if the way you act in life doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Let me give you some advice. If you're ever in a discussion with anybody over any topic, doesn't have to be any of this stuff, just in general, and the other party says here's the deal, all of the changes have to be on your side and our side we will simply be the benefit of your changes. If they say that, walk away. There is no such thing as a negotiation where one side gives and the other side takes. You maybe would like that to be the case but that becomes a case of negotiating with yourself. How about I give you this? Thanks. Now give us some more. Okay well I thought it was done but okay I'll give you a little more. Thank you. Now how about some more? Wait a minute. Where's this end? Where's the end of us giving you stuff? If you don't tell us what you want it's, we would be idiots to give you anything. So that should be logic number one, which is if you're not asking for something specific we will offer you zero because to do otherwise is just stupid. It's just stupid because you can't negotiate with yourself. You have to have somebody on the other side who says if we got this it would be enough. Maybe we could meet in the middle.

So I would say that the Republicans could have a good case if they said if you get school choice, right that's not enough. They've got to teach some kind of a life strategy about how to stay out of trouble. Here's how I would teach a life strategy in the second grade or first grade. You want to keep it simple, right? And whatever somebody learns when they're really, really young that becomes extra sticky in terms of brainwashing. So you want to brainwash kids. Every kid. I'm not talking about Black kids. I'm talking about every kid. You want to brainwash them early about life strategies. And because they're kids you got to keep it simple. And I would keep it this simple. Here's my idea. We call it the 100 life. So instead of saying I'm going to teach you a life strategy, you're already losing a first grader. They're like the strategy? Don't even know what that word means. So instead you make it a checklist and you say here's how to have 100 life. 100 life just means a full life that's got all the good stuff in it. If you commit a crime subtract four points. If you get bad grades in school subtract seven points. If you become addicted to a substance subtract 25 points. Whatever the numbers are. I'm just putting random numbers on stuff. But you could actually have a checklist of say five to ten items and you just tell the kids if you want your life to be a hundred percent make sure you don't check any of these boxes of these big mistakes. Here's why this would work. Simplification always works. But it's better to say you could lose something than if you do something you might gain something in the future. Imagine telling a first grader that if you work hard today 25 years from now you're going to have a good time. Doesn't work because people don't respond the same to opportunity as they do to the risk of losing something. So instead you reverse the equation and you say you were born with a hundred percent life. Your life is perfect in first grade. You know your home life might be a disaster but in terms of where you could go, 100 if you did all the right stuff. But I'm going to take away from you some of your life if you make these mistakes. And then people start seeing it as a loss. Wait a minute. I was born with 100 potential and then I made this choice and this choice and I could see how that diminished my potential. And then I could look at all the older people who are not having a good life and I could say wait a minute, oh yeah this checklist totally works. That person's having a bad life and yep sure enough committed a crime, joined a gang, it's right here on the list. Got addicted to substance, there it is, it's right on the list. Had a baby at 12, it's on the list. So you could teach a first grader life strategy by just giving them a list of ten things and say don't do any of these ten things and you'll be fine.

The Republican approach, should they adopt something like this, would be one of abundance where everybody could win. So you know that still becomes a problem of equality. But if you took care of education and life strategy it might be as good as you can do. So it's not a perfect world but it might be the best world that you could produce. So that's how I would frame it if I were in charge.

Here are some just some more thoughts on the same topic. Have you wondered why there have been no counter protests for the Portland stuff? So Portland actually has a protester camp where they have nice little tents. It looks like they were acquired from the same source. And they've got like a tent village where they live. I guess they probably sleep during the day and protest and riot at night. And I'm not recommending this because it would be dangerous, people would get hurt. But I'm wondering why it hasn't happened that nobody has targeted their camp while they're gone. Because you could just destroy, again I'm not recommending this because it'd be super dangerous, people would get killed. But I don't know why it hasn't happened. It feels like the obvious thing would be some group of anti-protesters would just wait until the protesters mostly left the camps and they would just go through and rip it apart or set it on fire or just steal their stuff or whatever. And I think that would go a long way. But I don't recommend it. It would be dangerous. Just a question.

All right. Did you know, and fact check me on this, that the original Antifa was allied with Hitler? Now I read this online so you know, fact check. So here's the claim. The claim is that Antifa, the original one, was against fascism but also against organized government just like it is now. And that when they had a choice of the Weimar Republic which was unpopular in Germany or the Nazis, Antifa actually chose the Nazis because they were seemingly more anti-government. In other words the Nazis seemed to be on their side because they also didn't like the Weimar regime. And so Antifa and the Nazis allegedly, I need a fact check on this, worked together to overthrow the government. And then the first thing that happened was Hitler got rid of Antifa because of course you don't want those guys around. So the first thing they do is get rid of their partners. And it made me think, does Antifa think ahead? Because I can't see any scenario where they don't lose and literally die if they get what they're asking for. It's weird that people could get what they're asking for and it guarantees their destruction. But Antifa has that philosophy. I'd like you to give me something that destroys you but oh yeah it will destroy me at the same time. That's a weird philosophy.

All right. I also think that, well I'm confused about whether the supporters of Antifa, which is Antifa itself for the most part, are lying to everybody else or if they don't realize that Antifa wants to destroy civilization. Is there anybody who's in favor of Antifa who actually just doesn't understand that in order for them to get what they want civilization itself would have to be destroyed and not replaced with something better? Because that option isn't there. It's not even something that's unlikely but you know if everything went right it could happen. It can't happen. There is no way that the United States could have no government, which would be the Antifa preference, and still survive in a world where China still has a government and a military. They would conquer us 10 minutes into that plan. So I'm just curious whether it's stupidity or what. I don't get it.

All right. One of the things that Trump could do to mess with the protesters is ask them to pick a leader to negotiate with. Now what would happen if Trump said you know maybe you would help if we could listen to your concerns. So you Antifa and BLM people, all you protesters, just do me a favor, select somebody who will be your spokesperson and bring us some specific demands. Because if you ever saw their specific demands nobody would be in favor of them. And the Democrats, the ones running for office, would have to disavow the protesters. They would have to. But they don't have to disavow the protesters yet because the protesters are cleverly not asking for specific things that you can really dig into and say yes or no to. So defund the police sounds like it's specific but it's not because they don't know what that means. Does it mean the money goes somewhere else? Do you replace that with something else? What do you do with the government itself? If you're Antifa you don't want the government. So simply asking the protesters to give you a coherent, cohesive leadership set of negotiating demands should make the protesters turn on each other because it would force them to realize they're not actually on the same team. Because when it gets to the point where they have to ask for something they wouldn't ask for the same stuff. It would be different stuff. So it would turn them against each other.

So all, and I'm going to be working on this high ground maneuver which is getting people to understand that the protesters want the end of civilization. But if somebody wants instead the end of systemic racism the only way to get it is through education. That's as close as you can get. You know there's nothing else that could actually work but education could work. We know that.

Trump did a persuasion play that I thought was just frankly brilliant. And I'm going to give you a comparison. You remember I've told the story a number of times that I realized that Trump could win it all when I especially when I saw him in the debate, the first debate in the first election, in which he was challenged about his statements about women and he answered with the only Rosie O'Donnell maneuver. Now what made that special is that his answer was so funny and provocative that you couldn't think about the original question. He just sucked all the energy from the question which would have ruined his campaign onto an answer that wasn't even an answer. It wasn't even the right answer to the question but it was so interesting you wanted to talk about that instead.

When Trump was dealing with these accusations about calling soldiers losers and suckers, which I believe did not happen, you couldn't directly disprove it because you can't prove a negative. You can't prove something didn't happen. You could just prove that you don't see any evidence of it. So he had this impossible situation similar to Megyn Kelly asking him this impossible question in the debates. How do you get out of an impossible situation? Turns out there's one person in the world who knows how to do this and his name is President Trump. So what did he do? He said this. And by the way anybody who misses the brilliance of this is really, really missing a good show. Because I know that you know the president does a lot of stuff that you think well I wouldn't have done that. But every now and then he'll do something that is just transcendentally smart to the point where you can't even recognize it as smart. It's so smart the smart people can't recognize it as smart. Here it is. He said quote in his press conference, I'm not saying the military is in love with me. This is pacing. All right. He's agreeing. I'm not saying the military is in love with me. The soldiers are. So he's made a claim that the soldiers like him. And then he goes, the top people in the Pentagon probably aren't because they want to do nothing but fight wars so that all of those wonderful companies that make the bombs and make the planes and make everything else stay happy. Trump told reporters. Now do you see what he did? That's the Rosie O'Donnell move. How do you talk about some unsubstantiated claims about what Trump may or may not have said in private which isn't all that important? How do you talk about that when Trump just dumped on you the most explosive claim any commander-in-chief ever made ever, which is that his generals are dopes and they're in it for the money? Oh my God.

Now here's the good part. Will he be criticized for being the commander-in-chief and basically calling his generals and top military people corrupt? Will he be criticized for that? Yes. How do you criticize him when he's saying the same thing that General Dwight Eisenhower said later, President Eisenhower I believe, when he was leaving office and they gave the speech about the famous speech about the military industrial complex? Meaning that the military was creating wars so that the industry people could make money selling bombs and bullets. So Trump mirrored Eisenhower's most probably the most respected speech any president's ever given in terms of it being true, prophetic, important, and totally nonpartisan. There is nothing partisan about Eisenhower saying watch out for this combination of the military and the industry. Keep an eye on that. That's what Trump said. Now that is such a provocative thing because remember Trump is currently the commander-in-chief. It's one thing to say something as you're walking out the door, and fact check me on that but didn't Eisenhower do his speech after he was leaving office? I think so. But that would be an important point. Trump did it while he's running for reelection. That is a whole other level of provocation because he's saying I'm going to be the boss over these people that I don't even think are doing it for the right reasons. They look corrupt to me. How much do you want that president? Please. If Trump had never done anything else except throw his own military under the bus and say watch out for these guys they have a monetary motive to get us into war, if he had never done anything else but just that one thing he would have my vote. He would have my vote. Would I care that he called the soldiers who were sent to war by, who sent the soldiers to war in Vietnam? Was it the soldiers themselves? Nope. It was the military industrial complex who got us hooked up with the war in Iraq. Was it because of all those weapons of mass destruction? Nope. It's because the military industrial complex got a new friend called the press. Now it's the press, military industrial complex. Trump although he's never stated it this way has basically added a third leg to the Eisenhower warning. Watch out for the fake news, press, military industrial complex because they gave you Iraq. And here's the brilliant part. They treated our military like suckers. Yeah. Do you see it yet? That's what Trump did. He actually took, Trump said the service people were suckers. The worst thing you could ever hear, right? Our most respected class of people are our military. We like it that way. We like them to be the most respected class. That just works. It's just a good idea. And he took that and turned that into the military industrial complex and even my own people in my organization treated soldiers like suckers. It's different, isn't it?

Now I know that I get a lot of heat from my critics who say Scott, Scott, Scott, you're finding, you're imagining that you're finding gold nuggets in this big pile of crap and all it is is chaos and flailing and Trump doesn't know what he's doing and he's just incompetent. He's just waving his arms and stuff. And I say to you if my theory was correct from 2015 that Trump plays 3D chess or 4D chess if you prefer and that he can do things that other people just can't do, that that frame of mind would predict that if he were president as he is that he would continue to do things that you would say I don't think anybody else could have done that. This is one of those things. This is something, I swear there is no other president who could have gotten out of this trap. Not only did he get out of the trap, I think we came out ahead because now we're talking about the military industrial complex. I've added the press and I think we should because that's where a big problem is. Kind of brilliant. That is so brilliant. You've never even seen a president do anything that smart before. This is other level persuasion smart. This is not normal people stuff. I don't think I could have gotten out of that.

All right. We're also entering, in no particular order here, we're entering a phase of the pandemic where we're going from a place where Trump was arguably the worst choice for the job. Because early in the pandemic what the public seemed to want is some kind of empathy and plain talking about how bad it was. Now unfortunately or depending on your point of view fortunately this is either a feature or a bug. This president doesn't know how to talk negative. He just doesn't know how to say things are going to get worse. It's also why we like him, those of you who do like him, because he's an internal optimist. No matter how bad things are it's going to get better. Make America great again. It's optimism is his primary feature. But if you end up in a pandemic in the early start of it, you know in the beginning where really you do have to just tell the public look this is going to be bad. You know I got to be honest with you this is gonna be bad but we need to pull together. He isn't that guy. All right. If we can be honest, no matter how much you love the president he's just not that guy. He's not the guy who delivers bad news and makes you feel comfortable with it. It's just not. But that was the guy we needed a few months ago. If we had had an election then maybe he would have lost and maybe that would have been fine if we could get somebody in who was good on that phase. It wasn't really an option. But where are we going to be around election day? Well I think that no matter what's happening with the virus, whether we get our drugs and vaccines or not, we're going to be working on the economy more than we're working on saving lives. Because I think the therapeutics and the way we're treating people is so good that the death rate's going to come down, probably keep coming down. If the stuff we learned about vitamin D is true that death rate is going to plunge more. If the vaccine works the optimism alone will be good for the economy but the death rate will plunge again. So we're entering a phase where you could almost guarantee that the rebuilding the economy will be more important than fighting the virus fairly soon. You know we're talking about this winter. We're going to be talking about the economy more.

Who is the best person you've ever seen for that phase? Trump, I would argue. That just as it is true that he was the wrong personality for the first part of the pandemic, you don't want him talking about medical stuff because he uses hyperbole. You don't want that, right? You don't want medical conversation with hyperbole. That's a bad combination. You don't want the eternal optimist to be the one who has to deliver bad news every day. It just doesn't work. It doesn't work. And I've said this before. Everybody who thinks there's such a thing as a good president and a bad president doesn't really understand how the world works. There's no such thing as a good president or a bad president. There is such a thing as a president who is right for the situation. I would argue that Obama was right for the situation he picked up in his first term. We were on the edge of an economy and we just wanted a reassuring voice and Obama brought that. We wanted somebody that we knew would look at the details. Obama gave us that. So he was a perfect fit for taking us off the edge of the economic thing. He would not be a perfect fit if you put him into the presidency to let's say in November and say okay Obama your job is to goose the economy. Not the right guy. You know he's solid but he's not the one who's going to put the rocket fuel on it. He's not the rocket fuel guy. We've only had one president who's the rocket fuel guy and that's the one you got. So I would argue that the president is moving from the phase where he would be the least fitted, that empathy, no optimism stuff, and moving into the place where you couldn't design a better situation for this president to fit into. He's the comeback president. He came back from his own business losses in the past. He came back from being behind Clinton. He's behind Biden right now. He's probably going to come from behind and beat Biden. And he's going to pick up an economy that he had roaring. They got whacked by the virus. And I think literally nobody on the planet, and of 7 billion souls I don't think there is one better person for this specific need than President Trump. That's what I think.

All right. I'm hearing some talk about mail-in votes versus absentee ballots. And the people who are arguing that we have experience with mail-in but we also have experience with absentee, and some states have done full mail-in for a while. So the people who say that the mail-in vote will be dependable and credible are also saying that it's no problem because we've tested it enough in these states. We'll just do what they did. It'll be fine. But here's the part they get wrong. 2020 is not like any other year because you don't have any baseline of expectation. So that let's say the votes came in and they were five percent different than they would have been if people voted in person. What's it tell you? Nothing. If we had had a history of voting by mail and then this year there was something different in the outcome and you look at it and go huh these numbers don't look real. It looks like this district faked something over there. So if you had a baseline of doing this all the time you could maybe detect if some mischief had happened. But 2020 there's no baseline. We haven't done it before. We expect massive cheating because it's America and people will cheat if they can. We don't know because of the coronavirus what the vote would have looked like. We don't know if the polling is accurate because of the shy Trump voters. We have no way to know that the outcome we get is anywhere near the truth. That's different. So everybody who says hey we've done mail-in before, we know how that works, is missing the biggest part of the decision which is wait, wait, it's 2020.

If you had said this in any prior year I would say yeah that might be dependable enough. Even 2016 I would have said yeah we know how many people vote. We've got a good handle on it. We would detect any mischief. We would see it. Not in 2020. In 2020 it will be completely hidden by all the other noise from the coronavirus to shy Trump supporters to the polls being not credible entirely. So here's what I would suggest. I think the sooner the government gives the public a clear path in terms of what would happen under different scenarios the sooner we can start arguing about the rules instead of figuring out how to kill each other when it all goes bad. So I would like to see the government in some form just put out a flow chart that says this is our understanding of if we get to election day and we don't have a result we're going to do this. These people will be in charge and they will give us this outcome. Then if we still don't have a result we can trust, and I'm just making this part up, on this date we'll have the Supreme Court decide. Again I'm just making this all up. The Supreme Court will decide if we should hold the second election, if we should just do it again, or they might decide to just do it in a couple of problem areas. Maybe there's a state or some counties that look like they're not reliable. So it doesn't matter what the process is so long as it looks credible on paper. It's presented well in advance so that we can live with it for a while. I want to be able to live with the idea that no this isn't going to be like normal elections. We will not have a result on election night. Then the process will be as follows. Let's say the process is that we don't ask the networks not to report who is even ahead. Suppose you just don't report it and you wait till the votes are counted and there's some kind of official sign off before the networks can give you any results. Maybe you just say there's no news on this. You just can't report the news until all the votes are counted. How about that? I don't know if he could make that stick. I don't know if it would even work. But it doesn't matter what the process is. My point is you have to get the public pregnant with that process now. You don't want to wait till election night and have the public find out for the first time where it goes. Big, big mistake. That is a civil war-sized mistake if you don't educate the piss out of the public. I'm not talking about having some news stories or doing a release that says what will happen under these conditions. I'm talking about blanketing the brains of the public with it until every person who might vote can recite exactly what will happen if we don't get a clear result in a quick time frame through the normal process. What happens? What's that look like? Does Nancy Pelosi become the supreme leader or something? I don't know.

All right. I've talked too long. I've gone on too long and I think that's it for now. And I will talk to you later.

yeah that's a look out my window at the smoky california air that is the air i have to breathe if you're thinking that looks like fog you'd be wrong if you think it looks like low clouds you'd be wrong that is what i have to breathe and it's like that every summer lately because california mass but let's talk about other stuff but before we do that should we prepare yes we should because the most exciting part of the day is about to happen now it's called the simultaneous sip and by the way omar i haven't forgotten about you i am going to get back i am going to get to that um all you need is a copper margarita glass a tanker chelsea stein the canteen joker flask a vessel of any kind fill it with your favorite liquid i like coffee and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure the dopamine hit of the day the thing that makes everything better except the air quality it's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now well there is a smell of sulfur in the air so i'm guessing kamala harris is in the state i don't know just a guess um somebody alerted me to the fact that wikipedia has been updated to to include my hoax except that they don't know it's a hoax which should tell you everything you need to know about wikipedia so wikipedia thinks that i believe that biden and harris have satanic messaging the part they miss is that when i introduced this idea i said publicly and clearly i don't believe in satan i'm just going to see if they take me out of context sure enough got taken out of context which is hilarious to me would be frightening to the rest of you probably so there's a story about a california fire that's already burned 10 000 acres and it was uh it was started by a gender reveal party they had some kind of explosive device or incendiary device or something anyway they they had a party they exploded something that burned 10 000 acres and i wondered what name you would give the baby what would be a good baby name for a baby whose gender reveal party destroyed ten thousand acres in flames and counting i'm gonna go with sparky don't you think sparky would be a good nickname no matter what the baby's name would be hey how'd you get that name well it's embarrassing my parents burned up half of california so they call me sparky um michael cohen's book i guess is out because there's a bunch of tweets about it and i don't i don't know if you've read any of the quotes but they're so over the top that they actually just read as funny now yeah there was a time when you'd say to yourself trump said what and you think i'm a little worried about that what's that mean but it's become so ridiculous at this point the things that people are making up and putting in trump's mouth that's i think the white house called a fan fiction and i've got a feeling none of it is going to have any impact i think these are all the things that people think are going to have an impact and absolutely nobody cares here's why number one we have four years of trump we don't really have to wonder what he would do or how he would act as president we know exactly how he's going to act so revealing all these little things he may or may not have said at some point in the past doesn't really tell you anything you need to know because what you need to know is what kind of president would he be asked and answered we just watched it for four years so if you want more of that you know how to get it and if you don't want more of that you don't really need to read michael cohen's book because what will michael cohen's book tell you that you didn't know already did you know this may come as a shock to you but did you know that trump sometimes says things which people find offensive i know big surprise right you didn't know that and that's really all we're finding out so because the fake news and the critics want to put it in the worst possible sense they'll turn it into he's a racist he's a he's whatever but it all kind of fits into one category doesn't it if you take everything that trump is accused of saying or thinking and you and you just sort of tried to summarize it it's that he offends people who didn't already know that there's oh somebody is saying that the baby name should be smoky smoky would be a funny baby name smokey sparky all right and here's the trick that the fake news and the publishers and the authors are playing on you and it goes like this imagine if you will close your eyes and imagine that all of your private conversations the things you said one-on-one to your closest confidants over the course of your life imagine that all of your private conversations suddenly became public how would you look would you look offensive maybe maybe just a little bit would you look like you're a little bit biased or bigoted or maybe have some bad qualities would you look like you're a horn bag or or you're crazy maybe and here's here's the trick it's sort of a magic trick if you will on the public the trick is that the way all of us talk privately to people we trust is completely different than the way we would speak publicly because if you're speaking publicly you will speak in a way that you will protect your reputation but also importantly you would protect the feelings of the people you are talking to because you don't need to make any enemies right so when you when you speak in public you you speak a certain way that doesn't get anybody hurt or you try to when you speak privately you don't have to worry about that because nobody's going to hear it except the person you're talking to in a perfect world in the real world if you run for president and they decide they don't like you they might write a book someday so when they take private conversations which wouldn't hurt anybody and they move them into the political realm i say that responsibility for the message once moved from the private realm to the public should be on the messenger that's right so anything that you learned in the cohen book that is offensive should be attributed to cohen because if cohen didn't tell you you wouldn't know it are the things that you would say in public that you think are not really harm they're not harmful they're not meant to any bad intention but they're pretty raw you would just say it privately you just wouldn't say the same thing in public let me give you a specific example so you can get the sense of this president trump is alleged to have said that the uh the the service people who fought in vietnam were suckers now i don't think you can believe any of these reports because all these anonymous reports etc they they just don't have credibility but let's take it as our example and suppose he did suppose that did happen what would you say to somebody in a private conversation if they said to you you know i think that the people went to vietnam they you know they meant well they were serving their country but you feel bad for 19 year olds 18 year olds are joining the service because they don't know or they didn't know that the press and the government were running a scam that the war was not legitimate and so privately you might say to your friends you know i think the service people who who fought in that war as noble as their motives were they were suckers they were suckers because if they'd known that the war was useless and couldn't be won and didn't have a purpose anyway maybe they would have resisted but instead they were good americans good patriots did as they were told did as the country asked that's not wrong it's just that the purpose they were asked to go fight didn't really have a good justification so if you were talking to your friend privately who understood you knew your new year your mind knew your heart if you will and you said you know i gotta say the people who fought in that war were were kind of suckers would that offend you if your friend said it and nobody else was supposed to hear it let's say neither of you had served or alternately let's say both of you had served so that your peers whichever way that goes i think you would not be offended by that yeah who'd winked might be better if somebody says in the comments hoodwinked might be a better uh way to put it you know that trump uses the more aggressive language for just about everything so if his meeting was these these um these young people who got drafted in most cases right they didn't choose it they got drafted and they got drafted into a bad situation if he called them suckers privately would you have disagreed with that if you knew that he respected the service because he's your friend so you know that you just think that he's making a case that the government screwed a generation right so i i've got a feeling that when people hear these stories that trump said privately and they hear that somebody who was really an made them public let me say this as clearly as i can if there's something that you know happened privately and you're the one who makes it public and then it becomes offensive because it's public couldn't have offended anybody privately because there was nobody listening to it you're the there's just no way around that it's not the person who said it it's you it's you michael cohen are the one who made it offensive by making it public it is you atlantic magazine and jeffrey goldberg who are the because whatever trump said or didn't say could not have hurt anybody when he did it and he would have known that a private conversation just doesn't hurt anybody by making it public plenty of hurt because it it actually degrades the readiness of our military because it makes puts some question in people's heads about the you know the commander-in-chief that is one of the most despicable acts of unpatriotic array you will ever see in your life it would be hard to like even invent a scenario short of actually directly hurting people that you could do a thing that would be more despicable than taking a private conversation that didn't hurt anybody and turn it into a public conversation that degrades the entire military readiness of the united states creates chaos creates a race war creates god knows what that is serious assholery i mean that's like a 10 and a 10.

and i don't know if the public is sophisticated enough to do the mental uh you know the mental gymnastics of saying oh wait wait wait i have to i have to view this as though it were a private conversation because that's the way it originally started and that's a whole different context all right so i've got a feeling that just like the michael wolff book the michael cohen book will will be you know some headlines for a few days and then everybody will say we don't like michael cohen how much do people like lawyers not much right you know unfortunately lawyers do not have a great reputation but let me ask you this how much do people like lawyers who screw their own client now you could say to yourself hey trump you know should have pardoned cohen whatever but isn't it true that what you see is a lawyer who you already felt a little not so comfortable with because lawyers are not that popular and then this lawyer actually publicly crucified his own client and his ex-best friend that's the worst person in the world okay if your lawyer goes to jail that's a bad lawyer if your lawyer goes to jail and then writes a tell-all book in which at least some of this looks like he's just completely made up that's the worst lawyer who ever lived you can't even get you you couldn't even design a worse lawyer than this all right how about some good news there's uh last week a british energy startup uh came up with this idea that looks like it could work for storing energy using massive weights so in other words they'll use they'll use energy to lift a weight on a pulley and then when they want to release the energy you know in a battery sense like a battery they just let the gigantic weight go down the pulley and it you know generates electricity by making something turn it turns out that this idea looks actually completely doable on paper and that it's it's come down to just an engineering kind of a situation now it might turn out that like windmills it sounds better on paper but then you have maintenance issues and it kills some burrs and nobody saw that coming so much or at least not to the extent that it happened so we don't know if it'll work but apparently they want to use abandoned mines they have gigantic vertical holes that go down it could be like a mile a mile of depth and put that giant weight in there and apparently they can generate um just a ton of electricity but remember it's a battery so you have to put the electricity in before you can get it out but still having a gigantic battery would be cool somebody on twitter whose name i didn't write down but it was a good comment i wish i had said why why do you need a big hole in the ground why don't you just use a uh something like a train a car on a mountain on a train track you know why does that have to be under the ground why can't it just be some heavy object on a track to which i say i wonder there may be a difference in just the uh how much friction is involved maybe there's an engineering reason why that isn't that isn't good enough to just put it on a hill but here's the other thing that i ask if you can dig or even find gigantic holes can't you use those gigantic holes to condition homes meaning use the the fact that the temperature under the earth is usually around 56 degrees no matter what and you can use that to pump up air to cool a home if it's too warm or to warm the whole warm a home if it's below 56 degrees so could you use abandoned mines wherever there are gigantic holes in the ground that exist could you not use them for building a town nearby that uses that for its heating and cooling and takes 50 percent off the cost of that or something anyway the so there are some good news happening because entrepreneurs continue to entrepreneur and inventors continue to invent and while we're concentrating on all this political assholery there are real good citizens creating good solutions for the future yeah geothermal is the is one of the words i was looking for there all right um the company name is gravisit gravisit gravicity gravitricity gravitricity is the name of them they need a little help on the name of their company all right yeah and somebody's mentioning in the comments elon musk's company the boring company that bores holes i've often thought that if you just board a gigantic tunnel that would be the first start of building a town above it for the same reasons you could use your tunnel for running all of your utilities but it could also be a source of your heating and cooling could be transportation under the town could be a lot of things i i've said this before but our ability to inexpensively dig really deep holes is going to be one of the key technologies of the future yet the fact that elon musk owns a a whole a whole digging you know technology and company it kind of tells you that that's a bigger deal than just a good idea it really is the future you know the ability to dig cheaply underground is the future here's a thought i want to just put in your head as we're obsessed with all things coronavirus and virus and epidemics have you noticed how much china is treating islam like a virus if it's true the stories we're hearing about what china is doing with the uyghur minority they are muslim minority within china and the reports are that they're being rounded up and put in in essentially concentration camps and who knows what other badness is happening besides that but if you look at the way china treats islam they treat it exactly like a virus because the first thing they do is quarantine and like a virus like a regular virus religion does transfer by association if you never had connection with anybody physically or over the internet or any other way if you never had contact with anybody who had a religion you probably wouldn't develop one spontaneously it's it's physical contact and communication that makes religion spread so i'm not going to say this is good or bad because you know you can put your own obvious morality on top of this but it's interesting that china treats religion like a medical problem are they wrong because we treat mental health as a medical problem don't we we didn't always but today our more enlightened view of the world is that if you have a mental problem that's a health problem you know is no more or less a health problem than a broken leg it's just part of your body is not functioning the way you'd want to and and we would treat things like let's say you were brainwashed to do something terrible you know to be a nazi or something we would treat that as like a mental condition and it's interesting that china treats religion in general now in this case they're they're treating islam that way but i think they do the same with the falun gong and i think they would do the same with any you know christian sect in china if there was such a thing so it has more to do with religion than it has to do with islam but it's an interesting approach as immoral as it is um here's something we learned from the coronavirus that the regular flu was always i saw the president say this in an interview i i didn't see it when it went live it was from not too long ago he did an interview in which he was pointing out that he personally the president knew several people who had died from the coronavirus so personally he knew several people who died from coronavirus but as trump said and i've said a number of times as well how is it that we've gone our entire lives and never heard of anybody dying from the regular flu your whole life because even if you say to yourself but scots got scott this coronavirus killed way more people so it's obvious that you would be aware of more of them to which i say no no let me do the math for you i've been live let's say let's round it off from the moments let's say 50 years or so of my life i've been old enough that i would have noticed if anybody died for a specific reason so let's take 50 years of my life and multiply it by the 50 000 people that supposedly died uh cover up your speaker for a moment alexa what is fifty times fifty thousand fifty times fifty thousand is two point five million so that would be 2.5 million people who would have died just in the united states of the regular flu during my let's say that 50-year period where when i was old enough to to know if somebody died um and why they died over two million people and i don't know any of them none of them that's ten times as many as have died you know more than 10 times have died from the coronavirus in the united states and i don't know anybody who's died of the regular flu now trump called this out in the interview and i've never heard anybody else say it who was a public figure and he just raised the question why have i never heard of anybody dying of the regular flu now he was using it more of a more to make the point that the coronavirus was bad stuff which was a really good way to make the point i'm making a slightly different point which is i think we've been lied to for my whole life i don't think the regular flu is all that dangerous compared to what we've been told i do think the chronovirus is dangerous but part of what made people say the coronavirus is not that dangerous is the belief that 50 000 people a year were dying from regular flu i don't think that ever has happened i think it was always and that the coronavirus is special that's what i think but i could be wrong it's always a good thing to say after everything you assert if if i could give you one good habit for open-mindedness it would be this we know from the the study of influence and persuasion we know that if people simply make a statement or write down a statement especially if they say it in public they come to believe the thing they said even if they didn't believe it in the first place so when i finish a finish speculation by saying i could be wrong the i could be wrong is not just for you when i finish a statement that is obviously speculative and that i say but i could be wrong i'm talking to myself and that's part of my self programming to remind myself i could be wrong it's a really good thing to do that so if you think i was talking to you when i said i could be wrong i was a little bit but mostly that's programming myself that's a good it's a good strategy you should use it so one thing that black lives matter and antifa have in common besides wanting to tear down the government uh is they both seem relatively okay with sexual assault now isn't that a weird thing to say because if you ask them i'm sure they would say no no are you crazy we're not okay with sexual assault that's crazy but they do act that way because antifa literally wants to do away with the police what do they think is going to happen when the police go away it's going to be massive sexual assaults as well as massive every other kind of crime there's not really an alternative to that happening so we know that antifa wants an end state in which there would be massive sexual assault they don't say that's a goal but it's obviously what would happen there's there's no way around that really black lives matter as you're watching them they're talking about the um forgetting the names there are so many victims now that i'm getting their names mixed up what a terrible world when there are so many famous victims of police actions that i can't keep their names straight you know at one point it was it was a perfectly reasonable thing for the protesters to say you know they would say the name say the name say the name to make sure you didn't forget somebody who had been you know in this situation but now there are enough of them that i'm i think i could be forgiven for forgetting which one is which it's getting hard to keep them all straight which of course is black lives matter's very point and so that point is taken um but we're watching this latest case of the uh gentleman who got shot seven times and was accused of a sexual assault before that now i'm gonna say alleged and accused because just because he got shot seven times does not make him guilty of an unrelated crime can we agree at least can we at least agree that no matter how many times he got shot for something else that doesn't make him guilty of the unrelated allegation but it might be um but it does seem to me that black lives matter is de-emphasizing the the sexual assault uh emphasizing the police action and that's a choice it's a choice to you know lower that priority so there's one thing that antifa and black lives matter have in common is less concerned about sexual assault and i think the republicans get that right because the republicans are kind of obsessed with that topic especially if anybody underage is involved that is a very republican kind of thing to to go after stopping that and the president's actually had amazing well during his administration it's hard to know who gets all the credit for what but during the trump administration the actions against every kind of sexual trafficking have been unprecedented so that's that's another gigantic difference that should be mentioned more i think uh i want to confess some stupidity and i know i'm doing this and i've let me remind you before i i do this that i've told you that one of my superpowers and indeed i think one of the values that i can bring is that i'm not embarrassed by stuff and it's a it's a learned skill to not be embarrassed by stuff and so i'm going to embarrass myself now by confessing something i don't understand that i think many of you do understand and maybe you could explain it to me now sometimes when i say something doesn't make sense i'm asserting i'm asserting that there's something wrong with the thing because it doesn't make sense in this case i'm not asserting that i'm asserting that there must be something wrong up here in my head area somewhere in the brain department just to me personally that there's something that other people seem to understand that i don't and let me put it out there here's what i don't understand when president trump or people who agree with him say that the reason we're discovering so much virus in this country is because we're doing more testing and the critics say oh how stupid that was stupid it's just not true it's just not true ask all the experts the amount you're testing has nothing to do with how much virus you're detecting and every time i hear that i go okay continue continue making the point so i can see the part where you say that doing the thing that detects the virus is not the thing that's detecting the virus because there's probably a good reason all the smart people are saying it you know all the anti-trumpers say it they say it consistently and i believe there are even pro-trump people who say it and and they mock him like it's just sort of obvious why that's wrong and i say to myself what's wrong with me why can't i tell what's going on here i don't honestly i don't even have i don't even have a theory for why that's wrong now is this one of those situations where cnn etc are just telling you that an apple is banana and they're just trying to get away with it or is there actually a smart version of this where they can explain why testing does not find more virus tests are all wrong some people are saying that's a different topic all right so i'm looking at your comments i don't think anybody understands that yeah so are all of you all right here's the funny part the reason i've never mentioned this in public is because i thought it was just me i thought i was being stupid because i can't imagine a scenario where doing more testing doesn't produce more positive outcome more positive results i don't get it all right so apparently there's nobody here who even understands what the argument is much less agrees or disagrees it's it's like you don't even know what they're talking about and we let that go like that's okay i guess it is okay they might be looking at positivity rate somebody said i don't know numbers are numbers all right let's uh but if somebody does have an answer for that and i still think there might be send it along i love the fact that the president is teasing that there might be a vaccine sooner than you think and there's a big discussion about the fact that the vaccines might be being rushed to have them done before the election now would it be good for the president if the vaccine started to be available even if only for a few people before election day would that be good for trump maybe depends how the news handled it they might say it's rushed and therefore it's worse than not having it that's what kamala harris seems to be indicating but let me give you a dose of the real world are you ready this is if you're below a certain age this will be the first time you've ever heard this and this is a truism of big organizations of projects of everything this is a universal truth if you don't give somebody a deadline it'll never get done if you don't give somebody a deadline it'll never get done things get done on the deadline doesn't matter what it is this is something i've experimented with all my life uh and i'll give you a concrete example when i was first doing my comic strip uh while i was working full-time sometimes i would sit there in the morning before i went to my day job and all of my time would get used up and i hadn't drawn a comic i just couldn't come up with an idea and i had 10 minutes literally 10 minutes because i would never let myself go a day without making a comic to make whatever i could make to make a comic and what happened i would always a hundred percent of the time with no exceptions over 30 years haven't missed it once 10 minute deadline to do a day's work i could fit a day's work into 10 minutes now of course cartooning's not like other jobs but the point is if you don't have a deadline things just don't happen and it almost doesn't matter where the deadline is you could say the deadline's next year you could say the deadline is this my guess is and i don't know this field but the people who make the regular vaccine for the regular annual flu don't you think they have deadlines it's probably an internal deadline it's probably a deadline that looks like this if we don't have this done by pick a day if we don't have this done by september we won't get to make any money this year because it'll be too late so i would imagine that every vaccine has at least an internal company deadline because if it didn't nothing would happen nothing gets done without a deadline and the part if you're young this is the part you don't know and i would encourage you if this sounds like ridiculous if the first time you hear this you say that's that doesn't make any sense at all i would ask you to talk to somebody experienced in just life if you give a deadline people will need it it's it's like magic it's one of the greatest tricks of management is that people do work toward deadlines it's just that's it and so when the president makes and i think we would all agree an artificial deadline to get this done by let's say before election day does that make the world a worse place or a better place now if you're inexperienced what you're going to say to yourself whoa that's going to make them cut corners that's a dangerous situation that would be the inexperienced view of the world and i think the democrats will count on you or enough people to have an experienced world view here's the experienced world view those fda people and the people who have to approve this they're not going to throw away their whole lives to approve something that doesn't look solid there are a lot of people who are going to put their whole careers on the line to sign off on this thing and they would i think most of them or at least enough of them would be willing to quit rather than put something out that didn't they didn't feel comfortable with so this deadline will almost certainly cause one of two things to happen it'll either be done before election day and it will be solid or it won't be done because the fda will not have have approved it there are only two possibilities so the possibility of it being done before election day and and being shoddy and having the president force people to say things they don't believe are true about the safety of it very unlikely in the real world very unlikely because this is life and death if it were just a project and maybe there was just money on the line oh yeah you get people to lie about that it would be easy to get people lying about you know how good is your product or anything like that but life and death we're talking about you know people in the fda or whoever has to sign off on stuff we're talking about people who would know they would be putting their name on something that could kill or injure tens of thousands of people if you know worst case scenario that's not a that's not a risk people take all right typically and we would hope that there's maximum transparency on those people and if the news business wants to keep everybody honest which would be a good idea we should get the names of the people who need to sign off both government and medical and really really talk to those people know who they are put the light on them and say here's the deal we are literally going to trust you with our lives we are going to trust you with the fate of the republic bob or whatever their names are bob we're looking at you do not sign that piece of paper bob or whoever unless you're willing to put your life on it that this is a good decision nobody you know nobody's magic we can't you can't be right all the time but we're watching bob we gotta have that going and we don't have that right now all right um i feel like the loser sucker hoax is already dying from neglect that will just be replaced by the michael cohen book which will be replaced by something next week so it looks like the whole loser sucker thing just fell apart and here's the rule that i would like to put on this which is um if somebody makes several claims whether it's the steele dossier or it's the atlantic article and there's a major claim within there that can be debunked you're done you don't need to debunk the rest of them if you can determine that one of them is clearly a lie and clearly a lie that somebody knew is a lie you don't need to talk about the rest of it walk away and just say it's debunked walk away now the word that cnn used for debunked is confirmed so they just put different words on things so cnn itself confirmed that the story about why the you know the one event was canceled because of weather they've also confirmed that that's not true they too should say and therefore the entire body of work is disqualified but they don't all right um i was thinking about ways that the protests could be let's say handled or solved and i was throwing out some ideas on twitter let me run a few of these by you um well let me do some whiteboarding for you i just noticed that my lighting is terrible i still have my lights my curtains up excuse me while i put down my curtains and improve things a little bit um i want to go to the whiteboard here because i don't think most people know what black lives matter or antifa even want so here's my model of the world so before you can argue anything or persuade you have to get people in a common frame or understanding of the world i would say democrats are favorable to antifa and to black lives matter so far would you say that that is true that neither neither that the democrats don't really criticize of course they don't criticize black lives matter uh but even antifa to the extent that antifa are part of the protests democrats are you know sort of on their side what does antifa want how many americans know what antifa wants if you ask them they'd say they want an end to racism does does antifa want an end to racism who knows it might be part of what they want but what they really want is the destruction of civilization now they don't word it that way what they say is we want to get rid of all government and all and all police let's say they were successful let's say antifa got rid of all government and all law enforcement what would be the obvious undeniable outcome of that well we would be conquered by any other country that wanted to because we would be a sitting duck anybody could conquer us but beyond that if we had no centralized government of any kind we would just devolve into sort of a tribal situation you wouldn't have entrepreneurship you wouldn't have anything because if anybody worked and made money they would have to immediately share it or they would be attacked by the the masses to take their stuff so there's no there's no doubting this that what antifa wants is the end of civilization they they pretty much say it as directly as i do they just don't fill in the blanks like i did which is what would happen if you got what you wanted it would be the end of civilization there's not there's no argument to that that's just what it would have to be because they do not account for human motivation it would be great if humans could all share and still work hard and they would still have motivation and you didn't need a government because we were all so nice that we would just agree on things but that's not the real world in the real world if you disband your military the country next to you conquers you in 10 minutes that's the real world now let's take black lives matter they do not want an end of civilization so it's weird that they're on the same team what they want is to take your stuff meaning anybody who's now black and to solve systemic racism by a transfer of wealth now if you ask them would they say that does black lives matter say yeah what we'd like to do is solve systemic racism by taking your stuff and giving it to black people they kind of do they kind of do say that because what would reparations be reparations would be taking things and redistributing them what would any of socialism be socialism you know 90 tax rates the things they're talking about would be taking things that legally belong to other people but here's the key maybe not morally that would be their argument so the black lives mar matter argument would be yeah yeah you you white people and other people have a lot of stuff but you wouldn't have that stuff if not for slavery so really even though the law says it's your stuff it's not really morally your stuff so we're just gonna adjust things until they're morally comparable and that would require a change in the law perhaps or legislation or whatever so what happens if you have a system that's based on transferring resources from people who make it and have it to people who aren't making it and don't have it the end of civilization there's no other way that goes either it looks different because they're not thinking about you know the end state they're just thinking about can we solve systemic racism and this would be the way to do it some kind of a transfer of wealth it all ends in the same place it ends with a destruction of civilization now why don't the republicans make that case i don't know that's what i'd do here's what the republicans are offering or could they're offering school choice in all of its forms under the theory that if you've got a school choice you at least have you have the opportunity to make something of your life can't guarantee it nobody's guaranteeing you good outcomes but at least you have the opportunity i would argue however that there's a missing component and the missing component is that no matter what school you choose they're probably not teaching you life strategies they're not telling you how to succeed and my belief is this the people who use similar strategies in life get similar outcomes if you're black and you get a's in school you don't join a gang you don't do drugs you you probably could get a scholarship to college how is your life going to turn out pretty good pretty good if you're white and you're born with let's say white privilege but you do drugs do crimes and go to jail you know get your 14 year old girlfriend pregnant and don't pay attention in school how does your life turn out does it turn out great because of all your white privilege no turns out terrible so the big magic trick that black lives matter and to some extent antifa are doing is to make it seem as if the way you act in life doesn't matter it doesn't matter let me give you some advice if you're ever in a discussion with anybody over any topic doesn't have to be any of this stuff just in general and the other party says here's the deal all of the changes have to be on your side and our side we will simply be the benefit of your changes if they say that walk away there is no such thing as a negotiation where one side gives and the other side takes you maybe you would like that to be the case but that becomes a case of negotiating with yourself how about i give you this thanks now give us some more uh okay well i thought it was done but okay i'll give you a little more thank you um now how about some more wait a minute where's this end where's the end of us giving you stuff if you don't tell us what you want it's we would be idiots to give you anything so that should be you know logic number one which is if you're not asking for something specific we will offer you zero because to do otherwise is just stupid it's just stupid because you can't negotiate with yourself you have to have somebody on the other side who says if we got this it would be enough maybe we could meet in the middle so i would say that the republicans could have a good case if they said if you get school choice right that's not enough they've got to teach some kind of a life strategy about how to stay in a trouble here's how i would teach a life strategy in the second grade or first grade you want to keep it simple right and whatever somebody learns when they're really really young that becomes extra sticky in terms of brainwashing so you want to brainwash kids every kid i'm not talking about black kids and talk about every kid you want to brainwash them early about life strategies and because they're kids you got to keep it simple and i would keep it this simple here's my idea we call it the 100 life so instead of saying i'm going to teach you a life strategy you're already losing a first grader they're like the strategy don't even know what that word means so instead you make it a checklist and you say here's how to have 100 life 100 life just means a full life that's got all the good stuff in it if you commit a crime subtract four points if you get bad grades in school subtract seven points if you become addicted to a substance subtract 25 points whatever the numbers are i'm just putting random numbers on stuff but you could actually have a checklist of say five to ten items and you just tell the kids if you want your life to be a hundred percent make sure you don't check any of these boxes of of these big mistakes here's these here's why this would work simplification always works but it's better to say you could lose something then if you do something you might gain something in the future imagine telling a first grader that if you work hard today 25 years from now you're going to have a good time doesn't work because people don't respond the same to opportunity as they do to the risk of losing something so instead you reverse the equation and you say you were born with a hundred percent life your life is perfect in first grade you know your home life might be a disaster but in terms of where you could go 100 if you did all the right stuff but i'm going to take away from you some of your life if you make these mistakes and then people start seeing it as a loss wait a minute i was born with 100 potential and then i made this choice in this choice and i could see how that diminished my potential and then i could look at all the older people who are not having a good life and i could say wait a minute oh yeah this checklist totally works that that person's having a bad life and yep sure enough committed a crime joined a gang it's right here on the list got got addicted to substance there it is it's right on the list had a baby at 12 um it's on the list so you could teach a first grader life strategy by just give them a list of ten things and say don't do any of these ten things and you'll you'll be fine uh the republican approach should they adopt something like this would be one of abundance where everybody could win so you know that still becomes a problem of equality but if you took care of education and life strategy it might be as good as you can do so it's not a perfect world but it might be the best world that you could produce so that's how i would frame it if i were in charge um here are some just some more thoughts on the same topic um have you wondered why there have been no counter protests for the portland stuff so portland actually has an a protester camp where they have nice little tents it looks like they were acquired from the same source and they've got like a tent village where they live i guess they probably sleep during the day and protest and riot at night and i'm not recommending this because it would be dangerous people would get hurt but i'm wondering why it hasn't happened that nobody has targeted their camp while they're gone because you could just destroy again i'm not recommending this because it'd be super dangerous people would get killed but i don't know why it hasn't happened it feels like the obvious thing would be some group of anti-protesters would just wait until the protesters mostly left the camps and they would just go through and rip it rip it apart or set it on fire or or just steal their stuff or whatever and i think that would go a long way but i don't recommend it it would be dangerous just a question all right um did you know and fact check me on this that the original antifa was allied with hitler now i read this on online so you know fact check so here's the claim the claim is that antifa the original one was against fascism but also against organized government just like it is now and that when uh when they had a choice of the weimar republic which was unpopular in germany or the nazis antifa actually chose the nazis because they were seemingly more anti-government in other words the nazis seemed to be on their side because they also didn't like the weimar regime and so antifa and the nazis allegedly i need a fact check on this worked together to overthrow the government and then the first thing that happened was uh the uh the hitler got rid of antifa because of course you don't want those guys around so the first thing they do is is get rid of their partners and it made me think does antifa think ahead because i can't see any scenario where they don't lose and literally die if if they get what they're asking for it's weird that people could get what they're asking for and it guarantees their destruction but antifa has that philosophy i'd like you to give me something that destroys you but oh yeah it will destroy me at the same time that's a weird philosophy all right um uh i also think that uh well i i'm confused about whether the supporters of antifa which is anti-fod-sol for the most part are lying to everybody else or if they if they don't realize that antifa wants to destroy civilization is there anybody who's in favor of antifa who actually just doesn't understand that in order for them to get what they want civilization itself would have to be destroyed and not replaced with something better because that option isn't there it's not even it's not even something that's unlikely but you know if everything went right it could happen it can't happen there is no way that the united states could have no government which would be the antifa preference and still survive in a world where china still has a government and a military they would conquer us 10 minutes into that plan so i'm just curious whether it's stupidity or or what i don't get it all right um one of the things that trump could do to mess with the protesters is ask them to pick a leader to negotiate with now what would happen if trump said you know maybe you would help if we could listen to your concerns so you anti-fun blm people all you protesters just do me a favor select somebody who will be your spokesperson and bring us some specific demands because if you ever saw their specific demands nobody would be in favor of them and and the the democrats the ones running for office would have to disavow the protesters they would have to but they don't have to disavow the protesters yet because the protesters are cleverly not asking for specific things that you can really dig into and say yes or no to so defund the police sounds like it's specific but it's not because they don't know what that means does it mean the money goes somewhere else do you replace that with something else what do you do with the government itself if you're antifa you don't want the government so simply asking the protesters to to give you a coherent cohesive leadership set of negotiating demands should make the protesters turn on each other because it would would force them to realize they're not actually on the same team because when it gets to the point where they have to ask for something they wouldn't ask for the same stuff it would be different stuff so it would turn them against each other so all and i'm going to be working on this high ground maneuver which is getting people to understand that the protesters want the end of civilization but if somebody wants instead the end of systemic racism the only way to get it is through education that's as close as you can get you know there's nothing else that could actually work but education could work we know that trump did a persuasion play that i thought was just frankly brilliant and i'm going to give you a comparison you remember i've told the story a number of times that i realized that trump could win it all when i especially when i saw him in the debate the first debate in the first election in which he was challenged about his statements about women and he answered with the only rosie o'donnell maneuver now what made that special is that his answer was so funny and provocative that you couldn't think about the original question he he just sucked all the energy from the question which would have ruined his campaign onto an answer that wasn't even an answer it wasn't even the right answer to the question but it was so interesting you wanted to talk about that instead when trump was dealing with these accusations about calling soldiers losers and suckers which i believe did not happen you couldn't directly disprove it because you can't prove a negative you can't prove something didn't happen you could just prove that you don't see any evidence of it so he had this impossible situation similar to megyn kelly asking him this impossible question and the debates how do you get out of an impossible situation turns out there's one person in the world who knows how to do this and his name is president trump so what did he do he said this and by the way anybody who misses the brilliance of this is really really missing a good show because i know that you know the president does a lot of a lot of stuff that you you think well i wouldn't have done that but every now and then he'll do something that is just transcendentally smart to the point where you can't even recognize it as smart it's so smart the smart people can't recognize it as smart here it is he said quote in his press conference i'm not saying the military is in love with me this is pacing all right he's agreeing i'm not saying the military is in love with me the soldiers are so he's made a claim that the soldiers like him and then he goes the top people in the pentagon probably aren't because they want to do nothing but fight wars so that all of those wonderful companies that make the bombs and make the planes and make everything else stay happy trump told reporters now do you see what he did that's the rosie o'donnell move how do you talk about some unsubstantiated claims about what trump may or may not have said in private which isn't all that important how do you talk about that when trump just dumped on you the most explosive claim any commander-in-chief ever made ever which is that his generals are dopes and they're in it for the money oh my god now now here's the good part will he be criticized for being the commander-in-chief and basically calling his generals and top military people corrupt will he be criticized for that yes how do you criticize him when he's saying the same thing that general dwight eisenhower said later president eisenhower i believe when he was leaving office and they gave the speech about the the famous speech about the military industrial complex meaning that the military was creating wars so that the the industry people could make money selling bombs and bullets so trump mirrored eisenhower's most probably the most respected speech any president's ever given in terms of it being true prophetic important and totally non-um what do you call it nonpartisan there is nothing partisan about eisenhower saying watch out for this combination of the military in the industry keep an eye on that that's what trump said now that is such a provocative thing because remember trump is currently the commander-in-chief it's one thing to say something as you're walking out the door and fact check me on that but didn't eisenhower do his speech after he was leaving office i think so but that that would be an important point um trump did it while he's running for reelection that is a whole other level of provocation because he's saying i'm going to be the boss over these people that i don't even think are doing it for the right reasons they look corrupt to me how much do you want that president please if if trump had never done anything else except throw his own military under the bus and say watch out for these guys they have a monetary motive to get us into war if he had never done anything else but just that one thing he would have my vote he would have my vote would i care that he called the soldiers who were sent to war by by who sent the soldiers to war in vietnam was it the soldiers themselves nope it was the military industrial complex who got us hooked up with the war in iraq was it because of all those weapons of mass destruction nope is because the military industrial complex got a new friend called the press now it's the press military industrial complex trump although he's never stated this way has basically added a third leg to the eisenhower warning watch out for the fake news press military industrial complex because they gave you iraq and here's the brilliant part they treated our military like suckers yeah do you see it yet that's what trump did he actually took trump said the the service people were suckers the worst thing you could ever hear right our most respected class of people are our military we like it that way we like them to be the most respected class that just works it's just a good idea and he took that and turned that into the military industrial complex and even my own people in my organization treated soldiers like suckers it's different isn't it now now i know that i get a lot of heat from my critics who say scott scott scott you're you're finding you're imagining that you're finding gold nuggets and this big pile of crap and all it is is chaos and flailing and and trump is doesn't know what he's doing and he's just you know he's incompetent he's just waving his arms and stuff and i say to you if if my theory was correct from 2015 that trump plays 3d chess or 4d chess if you prefer and that he can do things that other people just can't do that that frame of mind would predict that if he were president as he is that he would continue to do things that you would say i don't think anybody else could have done that this is one of those things this is something i swear there is no other president who could have gotten out of this trap not only did he get out of the trap i think we came out ahead because now we're talking about the military industrial complex i've added the press and i think we should because that's where a big problem is kind of brilliant that that is so brilliant you just you've never even seen a president do anything that smart before this is this is other level persuasion smart this is not normal people stuff you know i i don't think i could have gotten out of that um all right we're also entering in no particular order here we're entering a phase of the pandemic where we're going from a place where trump was arguably the worst choice for the job because early in the pandemic what the public seemed to want is some kind of empathy and plain talking about how bad it was now unfortunately or depending on your point of view fortunately this is either a feature or a bug this president doesn't know how to talk negative he just doesn't know how to say things are going to get worse it's also why we like him those of you who do like him because he's he's an internal optimist no matter how bad things are it's going to get better make america great again it's optimism is his primary feature but if you end up in a pandemic in the early start of it you know in the beginning where really you do have to just tell the public look this is going to be bad you know i got to be honest with you this is gonna be bad but we need to pull together he isn't that guy all right if we if we can be honest no matter how much you love the president he's just not that guy he's not the guy who delivers bad news and makes you feel comfortable with it it's just not but that was the guy we needed you know a few months ago if we had had an election then maybe he would have lost and maybe that would have been fine if we could get somebody in who was good on that phase it wasn't really you know an option but where are we going to be around election day well i think that no matter what's happening with the virus whether we get our drugs and vaccines or not we're going to be working on the economy more than we're working on saving lives because i think the therapeutics and the way we're treating people is so good that the death rate's going to come down probably keep coming down if the stuff we learned about vitamin d is true that death rate is going to plunge more if the vaccine works the optimism alone will be good for the economy but the death rate will plunge again so we're entering a phase where you could almost guarantee that the rebuilding the economy will be more important than fighting the virus fairly soon you know we're talking about this winter we're going to be talking about the economy more who is the best person you've ever seen for that phase trump i would argue that just as it is true that he was the wrong personality for the first part of the pandemic you don't want him talking about medical stuff because he uses hyperbole you don't want that right you don't want medical conversation with hyperbole that's a bad bad combination you don't want the eternal optimist to be the one who has to deliver bad news every day it just doesn't work it doesn't work and i've said this before everybody who thinks there's such a thing as a good president and a bad president doesn't really understand how the world works there's no such thing as a good president or a bad president there is such a thing as a president who is right for the situation i would argue that obama was right for the situation he picked up in his first term i wish it was an economy on the edge and we just wanted we wanted a um a reassuring voice and obama brought that we wanted somebody that we knew would look at the details obama gave us that so he was a perfect fit for taking us off the edge of the economic thing he would not be a perfect fit if you put him into the presidency to let's say in november and say okay obama your job is to goose the economy not the right guy you know he's solid but he's not the one who's going to put the the rocket fuel on it he's not the rocket fuel guy we've only had one president who's the rocket fuel guy and that's the one you got so i would argue that the president is moving from the phase where he would be the least fitted that you know empathy no optimism stuff and moving into the place where you could not descend you couldn't design a better situation for this president to fit into he he's the comeback president he's you know he came back from his own uh business losses in the past he came back from being behind clinton he's behind biden right now he's probably going to come come from behind and beat biden and he's going to pick up an economy that he had roaring they got whacked by the virus and i think literally nobody on the planet and of 7 billion souls i don't think there is one better person for this specific need than president trump that's what i think um all right um i'm hearing some i'm hearing some uh talk about mail-in votes and uh versus absence-y balance and the people who are arguing that we have experience with mail-in but we also have experience with absentee and some states have done full mail-in for a while so the people who say that the mail-in vote will be dependable and credible are also saying that it's no problem because we've tested it enough in these states we'll just do what they did it'll be fine but here's the part they get wrong 2020 is not like any other year because you don't have any baseline of expectation so that let's say the votes came in and they were five percent different than they would have been if people voted in in person what's it tell you nothing if we had had a history of voting by mail and then this year there was something different in the outcome and you look at it and go huh these numbers don't look real it looks like this district faked something over there so if you had a if you had a baseline of doing this all the time you could maybe detect if some some mischief had happened but 2020 there's no baseline we haven't done it before we expect massive cheating because it's america and people will cheat if they can we don't know because of the coronavirus what the vote would have looked like we don't know if the polling is accurate because of the shy trump voters we have no way to know that the outcome we get is anywhere near the truth that's different so everybody who says hey hey hey we've done mail and before we know how that works is missing the biggest part of the decision which is wait wait it's 20 20.

if you had said this in any prior year i would say yeah yeah that might be dependable enough even 2016.

i would have said yeah we know how many people vote we've got a good handle on it we would detect any mischief we would see it not in 2020.

in 2020 it will be completely hidden by all the other noise from the coronavirus to shy trump supporters to the polls being you know not credible entirely so here's what i would suggest i think the sooner the government gives the public a clear path in terms of what would happen under different scenarios the sooner we can start arguing about the rules instead of figuring out how to kill each other when it all goes bad so i would like to see the the government in some form just put out a flow chart that says this is our understanding of if we get to election day and we don't have a result we're going to do this these people will be in charge and they will give us this outcome then if we still don't have a result we can trust and i'm just making this part up uh on this date we'll have the supreme court decide again i'm just making this all up the supreme court will decide if we should hold the second election if we should just do it again or they might decide to just do it in a couple of problem areas maybe there's a state or some counties that look like like they're not reliable so it doesn't matter what the process is so long as it looks credible on paper it's presented well in advance so that we can live with it for a while i want to be able to live with the idea that no no this isn't going to be like normal elections we will not have a result on election night then the process will be the follows let's say the process is that we don't uh that we ask the networks not to report who is even ahead suppose you just don't report it and you wait till the votes are counted and there's some kind of official sign off before the networks can give you any results maybe you just say there's no news on this you just can't report the news until all the votes are counted how about that i don't could he make that stick i don't know if it would even work but it doesn't matter what the process is my point is you have to get the public pregnant with that process now you don't want to wait till election night and have the public find out for the first time where it goes big big mistake that is a civil war-sized mistake if you don't educate the piss out of the public i'm not talking about having some news stories or doing a release that says what will happen under these conditions i'm talking about blanketing the brains of the public with it until every every person who might vote can recite exactly what will happen if we don't get you know a clear result in a quick time frame through the normal process what happens what's that look like does nancy pelosi become the supreme leader or something i don't know all right i've talked too long i've gone on too long and i think that's it for now and i will talk to you later

yeah that's a look out my window

at the smoky california air

that is the air i have to breathe if

you're thinking that looks like

fog you'd be wrong if you think it looks

like

low clouds you'd be wrong

that is what i have to breathe and it's

like that every summer lately because

california

mass but let's talk about

other stuff but before we do that

should we prepare yes we should because

the most exciting part of the day is

about to happen now

it's called the simultaneous sip and by

the way omar i haven't forgotten about

you

i am going to get back i am going to get

to that um

all you need is a copper margarita glass

a tanker chelsea stein the canteen joker

flask

a vessel of any kind fill it with your

favorite liquid i like

coffee and join me now for the

unparalleled pleasure

the dopamine hit of the day the thing

that makes

everything better except the air quality

it's called the simultaneous sip and it

happens now

well there is a smell of sulfur in the

air so

i'm guessing kamala harris is in the

state

i don't know just a guess um

somebody alerted me to the fact that

wikipedia has been updated

to to include my hoax

except that they don't know it's a hoax

which should tell you everything you

need to know about wikipedia

so wikipedia thinks that i believe that

biden and harris

have satanic messaging the part they

miss

is that when i introduced this idea i

said

publicly and clearly i don't believe in

satan

i'm just going to see if they take me

out of context sure enough

got taken out of context which is

hilarious to me

would be frightening to the rest of you

probably

so there's a story about a california

fire

that's already burned 10 000 acres and

it was uh it was started by a gender

reveal party

they had some kind of explosive device

or incendiary device or something anyway

they

they had a party they exploded something

that burned

10 000 acres and i wondered what

name you would give the baby what would

be a good baby name

for a baby whose gender reveal party

destroyed ten thousand acres in flames

and counting

i'm gonna go with sparky don't you think

sparky would be a good nickname no

matter what the baby's name would be

hey how'd you get that name well it's

embarrassing

my parents burned up half of california

so they call me sparky um

michael cohen's book i guess is out

because there's a bunch of tweets about

it

and i don't i don't know if you've

read any of the quotes but they're so

over the top

that they actually just read as funny

now

yeah there was a time when you'd say to

yourself trump said

what and you think

i'm a little worried about that what's

that mean but it's become so ridiculous

at this point the things that people are

making up and putting in

trump's mouth that's i think the white

house called a fan

fiction and i've got a feeling none of

it is going to have

any impact i think these are all the

things that people

think are going to have an impact and

absolutely nobody cares

here's why number one we have four years

of trump

we don't really have to wonder what he

would do or how he would act as

president

we know exactly how he's going to act so

revealing all these little things he may

or may not have said

at some point in the past doesn't really

tell you anything you need to know

because what you need to know is what

kind of president would he be

asked and answered we just watched it

for four years

so if you want more of that you know how

to get it

and if you don't want more of that you

don't really need to read michael

cohen's book

because what will michael cohen's book

tell you

that you didn't know already did you

know

this may come as a shock to you but did

you know that

trump sometimes says things which people

find offensive

i know big surprise right

you didn't know that and that's really

all we're finding out

so because the fake news and the critics

want to put it in the worst possible

sense they'll turn it into he's a racist

he's a

he's whatever but it all kind of fits

into one category doesn't it

if you take everything that trump is

accused of

saying or thinking and you and you just

sort of

tried to summarize it it's that he

offends people

who didn't already know that there's

oh somebody is saying that the baby name

should be smoky

smoky would be a funny baby name smokey

sparky

all right and here's the

trick that the fake news and the

publishers and the authors are playing

on you and it goes like this

imagine if you will close your eyes

and imagine that all of your private

conversations

the things you said one-on-one to your

closest

confidants over the course of your life

imagine that all of your private

conversations

suddenly became public

how would you look would you look

offensive maybe

maybe just a little bit would you look

like you're

a little bit biased or bigoted or

maybe have some bad qualities would you

look like you're a horn bag or

or you're crazy maybe

and here's here's the trick it's sort of

a magic

trick if you will on the public the

trick is

that the way all of us talk privately

to people we trust is completely

different

than the way we would speak publicly

because if you're speaking publicly

you will speak in a way that you will

protect your reputation

but also importantly you would protect

the feelings of the people you are

talking to

because you don't need to make any

enemies right

so when you when you speak in public you

you speak a certain way that doesn't get

anybody hurt or you try to

when you speak privately you don't have

to worry about that

because nobody's going to hear it except

the person you're talking to

in a perfect world in the real world if

you run for president and they decide

they don't like you

they might write a book someday so

when they take private conversations

which wouldn't hurt

anybody and they move them into the

political realm

i say that responsibility for the

message

once moved from the private realm to the

public

should be on the messenger that's right

so anything that you learned in the

cohen book

that is offensive should be attributed

to cohen

because if cohen didn't tell you you

wouldn't know it

are the things that you would say in

public that you think are not really

harm

they're not harmful they're not meant to

any bad intention

but they're pretty raw you would just

say it privately you just wouldn't say

the same thing in public

let me give you a specific example so

you can get

the sense of this president trump is

alleged

to have said that the uh

the the service people who fought in

vietnam

were suckers now i don't think you can

believe

any of these reports because all these

anonymous reports etc

they they just don't have credibility

but

let's take it as our example and suppose

he did

suppose that did happen what would you

say to somebody

in a private conversation if they said

to you

you know i think that the people went to

vietnam

they you know they meant well they were

serving their country

but you feel bad for 19 year olds 18

year olds are joining the service

because they don't know or they didn't

know

that the press and the government were

running a scam

that the war was not legitimate

and so privately you might say to your

friends

you know i think the service people who

who fought in that war

as noble as their motives were they were

suckers

they were suckers because if they'd

known

that the war was useless and couldn't be

won and didn't have a purpose anyway

maybe they would have resisted but

instead they were good americans good

patriots did as they were told did as

the country asked

that's not wrong it's just that the

purpose they were asked

to go fight didn't really have a good

justification

so if you were talking to your friend

privately who understood you

knew your new year your mind knew your

heart if you will

and you said you know i gotta say the

people who fought in that war were

were kind of suckers would that offend

you if your friend said it and nobody

else was supposed to hear it

let's say neither of you had served or

alternately let's say both of you had

served so that

your peers whichever way that goes

i think you would not be offended by

that yeah

who'd winked might be better if somebody

says in the comments

hoodwinked might be a better uh way to

put it

you know that trump uses the more

aggressive language for just about

everything

so if his meeting was these these

um these young people who got drafted in

most cases

right they didn't choose it they got

drafted

and they got drafted into a bad

situation

if he called them suckers privately

would you have disagreed with that if

you knew that he

respected the service because he's your

friend so you know that

you just think that he's making a case

that the government screwed

a generation right so i i've got a

feeling that when people hear these

stories

that trump said privately and they hear

that somebody

who was really an made them

public

let me say this as clearly as i can if

there's something that you know

happened privately and you're the one

who makes it public

and then it becomes offensive because

it's public

couldn't have offended anybody privately

because there was nobody listening to it

you're the there's just no way

around that

it's not the person who said it it's you

it's you michael cohen are the one who

made it offensive

by making it public it is you

atlantic magazine and jeffrey goldberg

who are the because

whatever trump said or didn't say could

not have hurt anybody

when he did it and he would have known

that

a private conversation just doesn't hurt

anybody

by making it public plenty of hurt

because it it actually degrades

the readiness of our military because it

makes

puts some question in people's heads

about the

you know the commander-in-chief that is

one of the most

despicable acts of unpatriotic

array you will ever see in your

life

it would be hard to like even invent a

scenario

short of actually directly hurting

people that

you could do a thing that would be more

despicable than taking a private

conversation

that didn't hurt anybody and turn it

into a public conversation

that degrades the entire military

readiness of the united states

creates chaos creates a race war creates

god knows what that is serious assholery

i mean that's like a 10 and a 10. and

i don't know if the public is

sophisticated enough

to do the mental uh you know the mental

gymnastics of saying oh wait wait wait

i have to i have to view this as though

it were a private conversation

because that's the way it originally

started and that's a whole different

context

all right so i've got a feeling that

just like the michael wolff book

the michael cohen book will will be you

know

some headlines for a few days and then

everybody will say

we don't like michael cohen

how much do people like lawyers

not much right you know unfortunately

lawyers do not have a great reputation

but let me ask you this how much do

people like lawyers

who screw their own client

now you could say to yourself hey trump

you know

should have pardoned cohen whatever

but isn't it true that what you see

is a lawyer who you already felt a

little not so comfortable with

because lawyers are not that popular and

then this lawyer

actually publicly crucified his own

client

and his ex-best friend

that's the worst person in the world

okay

if your lawyer goes to jail that's a bad

lawyer

if your lawyer goes to jail and then

writes a tell-all book

in which at least some of this looks

like he's just completely made up

that's the worst lawyer who ever lived

you can't even get

you you couldn't even design a worse

lawyer than this

all right how about some good news

there's uh last week a british energy

startup

uh came up with this idea that looks

like it could work

for storing energy using massive weights

so in other words they'll use they'll

use energy to lift

a weight on a pulley and then when they

want to

release the energy you know in a battery

sense

like a battery they just let the

gigantic weight

go down the pulley and it you know

generates electricity

by making something turn

it turns out that this idea looks

actually completely doable

on paper and that it's it's come down to

just an

engineering kind of a situation now it

might turn out that like windmills

it sounds better on paper but then you

have maintenance issues and it kills

some burrs and nobody saw that coming so

much

or at least not to the extent that it

happened so we don't know if it'll work

but apparently they want to use

abandoned mines

they have gigantic vertical holes that

go down

it could be like a mile a mile of depth

and put that giant weight in there

and apparently they can generate um just

a ton of electricity

but remember it's a battery so you have

to put the electricity in

before you can get it out but still

having a

gigantic battery would be cool somebody

on twitter whose name i didn't write

down but it was a good comment i wish i

had

said why why do you need a big hole in

the ground

why don't you just use a uh something

like a train

a car on a mountain on a train track

you know why does that have to be under

the ground why can't it just be

some heavy object on a track to which i

say

i wonder there may be a difference in

just the uh

how much friction is involved maybe

there's an engineering reason why that

isn't that isn't good enough to just put

it on a hill

but here's the other thing that i ask if

you can dig

or even find gigantic holes

can't you use those gigantic holes

to condition homes meaning

use the the fact that the temperature

under the earth

is usually around 56 degrees no matter

what

and you can use that to pump up air to

cool a home if it's too warm

or to warm the whole warm a home if it's

below 56 degrees

so could you use abandoned mines

wherever there are gigantic holes in the

ground that exist

could you not use them for building a

town nearby

that uses that for its heating and

cooling

and takes 50 percent off the cost of

that

or something anyway the so there are

some good news

happening because entrepreneurs continue

to entrepreneur

and inventors continue to invent and

while we're

concentrating on all this political

assholery

there are real good citizens creating

good solutions for the future

yeah geothermal is the

is one of the words i was looking for

there all right um

the company name is gravisit gravisit

gravicity gravitricity

gravitricity is the name of them they

need a little help on the name of their

company

all right yeah and somebody's mentioning

in the comments

elon musk's company the boring company

that bores holes i've often thought that

if you just board a gigantic tunnel

that would be the first start of

building a town above it

for the same reasons you could use your

tunnel for

running all of your utilities but it

could also be a source of your

heating and cooling could be

transportation under the town

could be a lot of things i i've said

this before but

our ability to inexpensively dig really

deep holes

is going to be one of the key

technologies of the future

yet the fact that elon musk

owns a a whole a whole digging

you know technology and company

it kind of tells you that that's a

bigger deal

than just a good idea it really is the

future

you know the ability to dig cheaply

underground is the future

here's a thought i want to just put in

your head as we're obsessed with

all things coronavirus and virus and

epidemics have you noticed how much

china is treating islam like a virus

if it's true the stories we're hearing

about what china is doing with the

uyghur

minority they are muslim minority within

china

and the reports are that they're being

rounded up and put in

in essentially concentration camps

and who knows what other badness is

happening besides that

but if you look at the way china treats

islam

they treat it exactly like a virus

because the first thing they do is

quarantine

and like a virus like a regular virus

religion does transfer by

association if you never had connection

with anybody

physically or over the internet or any

other way

if you never had contact with anybody

who had a religion

you probably wouldn't develop one

spontaneously it's

it's physical contact and communication

that makes religion spread

so i'm not going to say this is good or

bad because

you know you can put your own obvious

morality on top of this but it's

interesting

that china treats religion like a

medical problem

are they wrong because we treat mental

health as a medical problem

don't we we didn't always but today

our more enlightened view of the world

is that if you have a mental problem

that's a health problem

you know is no more or less a health

problem than a broken leg

it's just part of your body is not

functioning the way you'd want to

and and we would treat things like

let's say you were brainwashed to do

something terrible you know to be a

nazi or something we would treat that

as like a mental condition and

it's interesting that china treats

religion in general now in this case

they're they're treating islam that way

but i think they do the same with the

falun gong and i think they would do the

same with any

you know christian sect in china if

there was such a thing

so it has more to do with religion than

it has to do with islam

but it's an interesting approach

as immoral as it is um

here's something we learned from the

coronavirus

that the regular flu was always

i saw the president say this in an

interview i i didn't see it when it went

live it was

from not too long ago he did an

interview

in which he was pointing out that he

personally the president

knew several people who had died from

the coronavirus

so personally he knew several people who

died from coronavirus

but as trump said and i've said a number

of times as well

how is it that we've gone our entire

lives and never heard of anybody dying

from the regular flu

your whole life because even if you say

to yourself but scots got scott

this coronavirus killed way more people

so it's obvious that you would

be aware of more of them to which i say

no no let me do the math for you

i've been live let's say let's round it

off from

the moments let's say 50 years or so of

my life

i've been old enough that i would have

noticed if anybody died for a specific

reason

so let's take 50 years of my life and

multiply it by the

50 000 people that supposedly died

uh cover up your speaker for a moment

alexa what is fifty times fifty thousand

fifty times fifty thousand is two point

five million

so that would be 2.5 million people

who would have died just in the united

states

of the regular flu during my let's say

that 50-year period where

when i was old enough to to know if

somebody died

um and why they died

over two million people and i don't know

any of them none of them that's

ten times as many as have died you know

more than 10 times have died from the

coronavirus in the united states

and i don't know anybody who's died of

the regular flu

now trump called this out in the

interview and i've never heard anybody

else say it

who was a public figure and he just

raised the question why have i never

heard of

anybody dying of the regular flu now he

was using it more of a

more to make the point that the

coronavirus was bad stuff

which was a really good way to make the

point i'm making a slightly different

point which is

i think we've been lied to for

my whole life i don't think the regular

flu

is all that dangerous compared to what

we've been told

i do think the chronovirus is dangerous

but part of what made people say the

coronavirus

is not that dangerous is the belief

that 50 000 people a year were dying

from regular flu

i don't think that ever has happened i

think

it was always and that the

coronavirus

is special that's what i think but i

could be wrong

it's always a good thing to say after

everything you assert

if if i could give you one good habit

for

open-mindedness it would be this

we know from the the study of influence

and persuasion we know

that if people simply make a statement

or write down a statement

especially if they say it in public they

come to believe the thing they said

even if they didn't believe it in the

first place

so when i finish a finish speculation by

saying

i could be wrong the i could be wrong is

not just for you

when i finish a statement that is

obviously speculative

and that i say but i could be wrong i'm

talking to myself

and that's part of my self programming

to remind myself i could be wrong it's a

really good

thing to do that so if you think i was

talking to you

when i said i could be wrong i was a

little bit

but mostly that's programming myself

that's a good it's a good strategy you

should use it

so one thing that black lives matter and

antifa have in common besides wanting to

tear down the government uh is they both

seem

relatively okay with sexual assault

now isn't that a weird thing to say

because if you ask them

i'm sure they would say no no

are you crazy we're not okay with sexual

assault

that's crazy but they do act that way

because antifa literally wants to do

away with the police

what do they think is going to happen

when the police go away it's going to be

massive

sexual assaults as well as massive every

other kind of crime

there's not really an alternative to

that happening

so we know that antifa wants an end

state in which there would be massive

sexual assault

they don't say that's a goal but it's

obviously what would happen there's

there's no way around that really black

lives matter as you're watching them

they're talking about the um

forgetting the names there are so many

victims now that i'm getting their names

mixed up

what a terrible world when there are so

many famous

victims of police actions that i can't

keep their names straight

you know at one point it was it was a

perfectly reasonable thing for the

protesters to say

you know they would say the name say the

name say the name to make sure you

didn't forget somebody

who had been you know in this situation

but now there are enough of them that

i'm

i think i could be forgiven for

forgetting which one is which

it's getting hard to keep them all

straight which of course is black lives

matter's

very point and so that point is taken

um but we're watching this latest case

of the uh gentleman who got

shot seven times and was accused of a

sexual assault before that

now i'm gonna say alleged and accused

because

just because he got shot seven times

does not make him guilty of an unrelated

crime

can we agree at least can we at least

agree

that no matter how many times he got

shot for something else

that doesn't make him guilty of the

unrelated allegation

but it might be um but it does seem to

me that black lives matter is

de-emphasizing the the sexual assault

uh emphasizing the police action and

that's a choice

it's a choice to you know lower that

priority

so there's one thing that antifa and

black lives matter have in common

is less concerned about sexual assault

and i think the republicans get that

right because the republicans are kind

of obsessed

with that topic especially if anybody

underage is involved

that is a very republican

kind of thing to to go after stopping

that

and the president's actually had amazing

well during his administration it's hard

to know who gets all the credit for what

but during the trump administration the

actions against

every kind of sexual trafficking have

been unprecedented

so that's that's another gigantic

difference

that should be mentioned more i think uh

i want to confess some stupidity

and i know i'm doing this and i've let

me remind you before i

i do this that i've told you that one of

my superpowers and indeed i think one of

the

values that i can bring is that i'm not

embarrassed by stuff

and it's a it's a learned skill

to not be embarrassed by stuff and so

i'm going to embarrass myself now

by confessing something i don't

understand

that i think many of you do understand

and maybe you could explain it to me

now sometimes when i say something

doesn't make sense i'm asserting

i'm asserting that there's something

wrong with the thing because it doesn't

make sense

in this case i'm not asserting that i'm

asserting that there must be something

wrong up here in my head

area somewhere in the brain department

just to me personally that there's

something that other people seem to

understand that i don't

and let me put it out there here's what

i don't understand

when president trump or people who agree

with him

say that the reason we're discovering so

much virus

in this country is because we're doing

more testing

and the critics say oh

how stupid that was stupid it's just not

true

it's just not true ask all the experts

the amount

you're testing has nothing to do

with how much virus you're detecting and

every time i hear that i go

okay continue continue making the point

so i can see the part where you say that

doing the thing that detects the virus

is not the thing that's detecting the

virus

because there's probably a good reason

all the smart people are saying it

you know all the anti-trumpers say it

they say it consistently

and i believe there are even pro-trump

people who say it

and and they mock him

like it's just sort of obvious why

that's wrong

and i say to myself what's

wrong with me why can't i tell

what's going on here i don't honestly i

don't even have

i don't even have a theory for why

that's wrong

now is this one of those situations

where cnn etc are just telling you that

an apple is banana and they're just

trying to get away with it

or is there actually a smart version of

this

where they can explain why testing does

not

find more virus

tests are all wrong some people are

saying that's a different topic

all right so i'm looking at your

comments i don't think

anybody understands that

yeah so

are all of you all right here's the

funny part

the reason i've never mentioned this in

public

is because i thought it was just me

i thought i was being stupid because i

can't imagine a scenario

where doing more testing doesn't produce

more positive outcome

more positive results i

don't get it all right so apparently

there's nobody here who even understands

what the argument is

much less agrees or disagrees it's it's

like you don't even

know what they're talking about and we

let that go

like that's okay i guess it is okay

they might be looking at positivity rate

somebody said

i don't know numbers are numbers

all right let's uh but if somebody does

have an answer for that and i still

think there might be

send it along

i love the fact that the president is

teasing that there might be a vaccine

sooner than you think and

there's a big discussion about the fact

that the vaccines might be being

rushed to have them done before the

election

now would it be good for the president

if the vaccine

started to be available even if only for

a few people

before election day would that be good

for trump

maybe depends how the news handled it

they might say

it's rushed and therefore it's worse

than not having it

that's what kamala harris seems to be

indicating

but let me give you a dose of the real

world

are you ready this is if you're

below a certain age this will be the

first time you've ever heard this

and this is a truism of big

organizations

of projects of everything

this is a universal truth

if you don't give somebody a deadline

it'll never get done if you don't give

somebody a deadline

it'll never get done things get done

on the deadline doesn't matter what it

is

this is something i've experimented with

all my life

uh and i'll give you a concrete example

when i was

first doing my comic strip uh

while i was working full-time sometimes

i would sit there in the morning before

i went to my day job

and all of my time would get used up and

i hadn't drawn a comic i just couldn't

come up with an idea

and i had 10 minutes literally 10

minutes because i would never let myself

go a day without making a comic

to make whatever i could make to make a

comic

and what happened i would always a

hundred percent of the time

with no exceptions over 30 years haven't

missed it

once 10 minute deadline

to do a day's work i could fit a day's

work

into 10 minutes now of course

cartooning's not like other jobs

but the point is if you don't have a

deadline

things just don't happen and it almost

doesn't matter where the deadline is

you could say the deadline's next year

you could say the deadline is this

my guess is and i don't know this field

but the people who make the regular

vaccine for the regular annual flu

don't you think they have deadlines it's

probably an internal deadline

it's probably a deadline that looks like

this if we don't have this done by

pick a day if we don't have this done by

september we won't get to make any money

this year

because it'll be too late so i would

imagine that every vaccine has at least

an internal company deadline because if

it didn't

nothing would happen nothing gets done

without a deadline

and the part if you're young this is the

part you don't know and i would

encourage you

if this sounds like ridiculous if the

first time you hear this you say

that's that doesn't make any sense at

all

i would ask you to talk to somebody

experienced

in just life if you give a deadline

people will need it it's it's like magic

it's one of the greatest tricks of

management is that people

do work toward deadlines it's just

that's it

and so when the president makes and i

think we would all agree

an artificial deadline to get this done

by let's say before election day does

that

make the world a worse place or a better

place

now if you're inexperienced what you're

going to say to yourself whoa

that's going to make them cut corners

that's a dangerous situation

that would be the inexperienced view of

the world and i think the democrats

will count on you or enough people to

have an experienced world view

here's the experienced world view

those fda people and the people who have

to approve this

they're not going to throw away their

whole lives to approve something that

doesn't look solid

there are a lot of people who are going

to put their whole

careers on the line to sign off on this

thing

and they would i think most of them or

at least enough of them

would be willing to quit rather than put

something out

that didn't they didn't feel comfortable

with so this deadline will

almost certainly cause one of two things

to happen

it'll either be done before election day

and it will be solid or it won't be done

because the fda will not have have

approved it

there are only two possibilities so the

possibility of it being done before

election day

and and being shoddy and having the

president force people to

say things they don't believe are true

about the safety of it

very unlikely in the real world very

unlikely

because this is life and death if it

were just a project

and maybe there was just money on the

line oh yeah

you get people to lie about that it

would be easy to get people lying about

you know how good is your product or

anything like that but life and death

we're talking about you know people in

the fda or whoever has to

sign off on stuff we're talking about

people who would know

they would be putting their name on

something that could

kill or injure tens of thousands of

people if you know worst case scenario

that's not a that's not a risk people

take

all right typically and we would hope

that there's maximum transparency on

those people

and if the news business wants to keep

everybody honest which would be a good

idea we should get the names of the

people who

need to sign off both government and

medical

and really really talk to those people

know who they are

put the light on them and say here's the

deal

we are literally going to trust you with

our lives

we are going to trust you with the fate

of the republic

bob or whatever their names are

bob we're looking at you do not

sign that piece of paper bob or whoever

unless you're willing to put your life

on it that this is a good decision

nobody you know nobody's magic we can't

you can't be right all the time but

we're watching

bob we gotta have that going and we

don't have that right now

all right um i feel like the loser

sucker

hoax is already dying from neglect that

will just be replaced by the

michael cohen book which will be

replaced by something next week

so it looks like the whole loser sucker

thing just fell apart

and here's the rule that i would like to

put on this

which is um if somebody makes

several claims whether it's the steele

dossier or it's the

atlantic article and there's a major

claim within there

that can be debunked you're done

you don't need to debunk the rest of

them if you can determine that one of

them

is clearly a lie and clearly a lie that

somebody knew is a lie

you don't need to talk about the rest of

it

walk away and just say it's debunked

walk away

now the word that cnn used for debunked

is confirmed so they just put different

words on things

so cnn itself confirmed that the story

about

why the you know the one event was

canceled because of weather

they've also confirmed that that's not

true

they too should say and therefore the

entire body of work

is disqualified but they don't

all right um i was

thinking about ways that the protests

could be

let's say handled or solved

and i was throwing out some ideas on

twitter let me run a few of these

by you um

well let me do some whiteboarding for

you

i just noticed that my

lighting is terrible i still have my

lights my curtains up

excuse me while i put down my curtains

and improve things a little bit

um i want to go to the whiteboard here

because i don't think most people know

what black lives matter or

antifa even want so here's my model of

the world

so before you can argue anything or

persuade you have to get people in

a common frame or understanding of the

world

i would say democrats are favorable to

antifa

and to black lives matter so far would

you say that that is true

that neither neither that the democrats

don't really

criticize of course they don't criticize

black lives matter

uh but even antifa to the extent that

antifa

are part of the protests democrats are

you know sort of on their side what does

antifa want

how many americans know what antifa

wants

if you ask them they'd say they want an

end to racism

does does antifa want an end to racism

who knows it might be part of what they

want but what they really want is the

destruction of civilization

now they don't word it that way what

they say is we want to get rid of

all government and all

and all police let's say they were

successful

let's say antifa got rid of all

government and all law enforcement

what would be the obvious undeniable

outcome of that well we would be

conquered by any other country that

wanted to

because we would be a sitting duck

anybody could conquer us

but beyond that if we had no centralized

government of any kind we would just

devolve into sort of a tribal situation

you wouldn't have entrepreneurship you

wouldn't have anything

because if anybody worked and made money

they would have to immediately share it

or they would be attacked by the the

masses to take their stuff

so there's no there's no doubting this

that what antifa wants is the end of

civilization

they they pretty much say it as directly

as i do

they just don't fill in the blanks like

i did which is

what would happen if you got what you

wanted it would be the end of

civilization

there's not there's no argument to that

that's just what it would have to be

because they do not account for human

motivation

it would be great if humans could all

share and still work hard and they would

still have motivation and you didn't

need a government because we were all so

nice that we would just agree on things

but that's not the real world in the

real world if you disband your military

the country next to you conquers you in

10 minutes

that's the real world now let's take

black lives matter

they do not want an end of civilization

so it's weird that they're on the same

team what they want

is to take your stuff meaning anybody

who's now black

and to solve systemic racism

by a transfer of wealth

now if you ask them would they say that

does black lives matter say

yeah what we'd like to do is solve

systemic racism

by taking your stuff and giving it to

black people

they kind of do they kind of do say that

because what would reparations be

reparations would be

taking things and redistributing them

what would any of socialism be

socialism you know 90 tax rates the

things they're talking about would be

taking things that legally belong to

other people

but here's the key maybe not morally

that would be their argument so the

black lives mar

matter argument would be yeah yeah you

you white people and other people have a

lot of stuff

but you wouldn't have that stuff if not

for slavery

so really even though the law says it's

your stuff

it's not really morally your stuff so

we're just gonna

adjust things until they're morally

comparable

and that would require a change in the

law perhaps or legislation or whatever

so what happens if you have a system

that's based on transferring resources

from

people who make it and have it to people

who aren't making it and don't have it

the end of civilization

there's no other way that goes either it

looks different

because they're not thinking about you

know the end state

they're just thinking about can we solve

systemic racism

and this would be the way to do it some

kind of a transfer of wealth

it all ends in the same place it ends

with a destruction of civilization

now why don't the

republicans make that case i don't know

that's what i'd do here's what the

republicans

are offering or could they're offering

school choice in all of its forms under

the theory that if you've got a school

choice

you at least have you have the

opportunity

to make something of your life can't

guarantee it

nobody's guaranteeing you good outcomes

but

at least you have the opportunity i

would argue however that there's a

missing component

and the missing component is that no

matter what school you choose

they're probably not teaching you life

strategies

they're not telling you how to succeed

and my belief

is this the people who use similar

strategies

in life get similar outcomes if you're

black

and you get a's in school you don't join

a gang you don't do drugs

you you probably could get a scholarship

to college

how is your life going to turn out

pretty good

pretty good if you're white

and you're born with let's say white

privilege but you

do drugs do crimes and go to jail

you know get your 14 year old girlfriend

pregnant

and don't pay attention in school how

does your life turn out

does it turn out great because of all

your white privilege

no turns out terrible so the big magic

trick that black lives matter and to

some extent antifa

are doing is to make it seem as if the

way you

act in life doesn't matter

it doesn't matter let me give you some

advice

if you're ever in a discussion with

anybody over any topic

doesn't have to be any of this stuff

just in general and the other party says

here's the deal all of the changes have

to be on your side

and our side we will simply be the

benefit of your changes

if they say that walk away

there is no such thing as a negotiation

where one side

gives and the other side takes

you maybe you would like that to be the

case but that

becomes a case of negotiating with

yourself

how about i give you this thanks now

give us some more

uh okay well i thought it was done but

okay i'll give you a little more

thank you um now how about some more

wait a minute where's this end where's

the end of us giving you stuff

if you don't tell us what you want

it's we would be idiots to give you

anything

so that should be you know logic

number one which is if you're not asking

for something specific

we will offer you zero

because to do otherwise is just stupid

it's just stupid

because you can't negotiate with

yourself you have to have somebody on

the other side who says

if we got this it would be enough maybe

we could meet in the middle

so i would say that the republicans

could have a good case if they said

if you get school choice right that's

not enough they've got to teach

some kind of a life strategy about how

to stay in a trouble

here's how i would teach a life strategy

in the second grade

or first grade you want to keep it

simple right

and whatever somebody learns when

they're really really young

that becomes extra sticky in terms of

brainwashing

so you want to brainwash kids every kid

i'm not talking about black kids and

talk about every kid you want to

brainwash them early

about life strategies and because

they're kids

you got to keep it simple and i would

keep it this simple here's my idea

we call it the 100 life so instead of

saying i'm going to teach you a life

strategy you're already losing a first

grader

they're like the strategy don't even

know what that word means

so instead you make it a checklist and

you say

here's how to have 100 life 100 life

just means a full life

that's got all the good stuff in it if

you

commit a crime subtract four points

if you get bad grades in school subtract

seven points if you become addicted to a

substance

subtract 25 points whatever the numbers

are i'm just putting random numbers on

stuff

but you could actually have a checklist

of say five to ten items

and you just tell the kids if you want

your life to be a hundred percent

make sure you don't check any of these

boxes of of these big mistakes

here's these here's why this would work

simplification always works but it's

better to say

you could lose something then if you do

something you might gain something in

the future

imagine telling a first grader that if

you work hard today

25 years from now you're going to have a

good time doesn't work

because people don't respond the same to

opportunity

as they do to the risk of losing

something so instead

you reverse the equation and you say you

were born with a hundred percent

life your life is perfect in first grade

you know your home life might be a

disaster but in terms of where you could

go

100 if you did all the right stuff but

i'm going to take away from you

some of your life if you make these

mistakes and then people start seeing it

as a loss

wait a minute i was born with 100

potential

and then i made this choice in this

choice and i could see how that

diminished my potential

and then i could look at all the older

people who are not having a good life

and i could say wait a minute

oh yeah this checklist totally works

that that person's having a bad life and

yep sure enough committed a crime joined

a gang

it's right here on the list got got

addicted to substance there it is

it's right on the list had a baby at 12

um it's on the list

so you could teach a first grader life

strategy by just give them a list of ten

things and say

don't do any of these ten things and

you'll you'll be fine

uh the republican approach should they

adopt something like this would be one

of abundance

where everybody could win so

you know that still becomes a problem of

equality

but if you took care of education and

life strategy

it might be as good as you can do so

it's not a perfect world but it might be

the best world that you could

produce so

that's how i would frame it if i were in

charge

um here are some just some more thoughts

on the same

topic um

have you wondered why there have been no

counter protests

for the portland stuff so portland

actually has

an a protester camp where they have nice

little tents it looks like they were

acquired from the same source and

they've got like a tent

village where they live i guess

they probably sleep during the day and

protest and riot at night

and i'm not recommending this because it

would be dangerous people would get hurt

but i'm wondering why it hasn't happened

that nobody has targeted their camp

while they're gone because you could

just destroy

again i'm not recommending this because

it'd be super dangerous people would get

killed

but i don't know why it hasn't happened

it feels like the obvious

thing would be some group of

anti-protesters would just wait until

the protesters mostly left the camps

and they would just go through and rip

it rip it apart or set it on fire

or or just steal their stuff or whatever

and i think that would go a long way

but i don't recommend it it would be

dangerous

just a question all right um did you

know

and fact check me on this that the

original antifa

was allied with hitler now i read this

on

online so you know fact check so here's

the claim

the claim is that antifa the original

one was against fascism

but also against organized government

just like it is now

and that when uh when they had a choice

of the weimar republic which was

unpopular in germany

or the nazis antifa actually chose the

nazis

because they were seemingly more

anti-government

in other words the nazis seemed to be on

their side

because they also didn't like the weimar

regime and so antifa

and the nazis allegedly i need a fact

check on this

worked together to overthrow the

government and then the first thing that

happened was uh

the uh the hitler got rid of antifa

because of course you don't want those

guys around so the first thing they do

is

is get rid of their partners and it made

me think

does antifa think ahead because

i can't see any scenario where they

don't lose

and literally die if if they get what

they're asking for

it's weird that people could get what

they're asking for and it guarantees

their destruction

but antifa has that philosophy i'd like

you to give me something

that destroys you but oh yeah it will

destroy me at the same time

that's a weird philosophy all right

um

uh i also think that uh

well i i'm confused about whether the

supporters of antifa

which is anti-fod-sol for the most part

are

lying to everybody else or if they

if they don't realize that antifa wants

to destroy civilization

is there anybody who's in favor of

antifa

who actually just doesn't understand

that in order for them to get what they

want civilization itself would have to

be destroyed

and not replaced with something better

because that option isn't there

it's not even it's not even something

that's unlikely

but you know if everything went right it

could happen it can't happen

there is no way that the united states

could have no government

which would be the antifa preference and

still survive in a world

where china still has a government and a

military

they would conquer us 10 minutes into

that plan

so i'm just curious whether it's

stupidity or

or what i don't get it all right

um one of the things that trump could do

to

mess with the protesters is ask them to

pick a leader

to negotiate with now what would happen

if trump said you know maybe you would

help

if we could listen to your concerns so

you

anti-fun blm people all you protesters

just do me a favor

select somebody who will be your

spokesperson and bring us some specific

demands

because if you ever saw their specific

demands

nobody would be in favor of them and and

the

the democrats the ones running for

office would have to disavow the

protesters

they would have to but they don't have

to disavow the protesters yet

because the protesters are cleverly not

asking for specific things

that you can really dig into and say yes

or no to

so defund the police sounds like it's

specific

but it's not because they don't know

what that means

does it mean the money goes somewhere

else do you replace that

with something else what do you do with

the government itself if you're antifa

you don't want the government so simply

asking the protesters to

to give you a coherent cohesive

leadership set of negotiating demands

should make the protesters turn on each

other

because it would would force them to

realize they're not actually on the same

team

because when it gets to the point where

they have to ask for something

they wouldn't ask for the same stuff it

would be different stuff

so it would turn them against each other

so all and i'm going to be working on

this high ground maneuver which is

getting people to understand that the

protesters want the end of civilization

but if somebody wants instead the end of

systemic racism

the only way to get it is through

education that's as close as you can get

you know there's nothing else that could

actually work but education could work

we know that

trump did a persuasion play that i

thought was

just frankly brilliant and i'm going to

give you

a comparison you remember i've told the

story a number of times

that i realized that trump could win it

all when i

especially when i saw him in the debate

the first debate

in the first election in which he was

challenged about his statements about

women

and he answered with the only rosie

o'donnell maneuver

now what made that special is that his

answer was so

funny and provocative that you couldn't

think about the original question

he he just sucked all the energy from

the question which would have ruined his

campaign

onto an answer that wasn't even an

answer

it wasn't even the right answer to the

question but it was so interesting you

wanted to talk about that

instead when trump was

dealing with these accusations about

calling soldiers losers

and suckers which i believe did not

happen

you couldn't directly disprove it

because you can't prove a negative you

can't prove something didn't happen

you could just prove that you don't see

any evidence of it

so he had this impossible situation

similar to megyn kelly

asking him this impossible question and

the debates

how do you get out of an impossible

situation

turns out there's one person in the

world who knows how to do this

and his name is president trump so what

did he do

he said this and by the way

anybody who misses the brilliance of

this

is really really missing a good show

because i know that

you know the president does a lot of a

lot of stuff that you

you think well i wouldn't have done that

but every now and then

he'll do something that is just

transcendentally

smart to the point where you can't even

recognize it

as smart it's so smart the smart people

can't recognize it as smart

here it is he said quote in his press

conference

i'm not saying the military is in love

with me

this is pacing all right he's agreeing

i'm not saying the military is in love

with me the soldiers are

so he's made a claim that the soldiers

like him and then he goes the top

people in the pentagon probably aren't

because they want to do nothing but

fight wars

so that all of those wonderful companies

that make the bombs and make the planes

and make everything else stay happy

trump told reporters

now do you see what he did that's the

rosie o'donnell move

how do you talk about some

unsubstantiated claims

about what trump may or may not have

said in private

which isn't all that important how do

you talk about that

when trump just dumped on you the most

explosive claim

any commander-in-chief ever made

ever which is that his generals are

dopes

and they're in it for the money oh

my god now

now here's the good part will he be

criticized

for being the commander-in-chief and

basically calling his

generals and top military people

corrupt will he be criticized for that

yes

how do you criticize him when he's

saying the same thing that

general dwight eisenhower said later

president eisenhower

i believe when he was leaving office and

they gave the speech about the

the famous speech about the military

industrial complex

meaning that the military was creating

wars

so that the the industry people could

make money selling

bombs and bullets so trump

mirrored eisenhower's most

probably the most respected speech any

president's ever given

in terms of it being true prophetic

important and totally non-um

what do you call it nonpartisan there is

nothing partisan

about eisenhower saying watch out for

this combination of the military in the

industry keep an eye on that that's what

trump said

now that is such a provocative thing

because remember

trump is currently the

commander-in-chief

it's one thing to say something as

you're walking out the door

and fact check me on that but didn't

eisenhower do his speech

after he was leaving office i think so

but that that would be an important

point

um trump did it while he's running for

reelection

that is a whole other level of

provocation

because he's saying i'm going to be the

boss over these people that i don't even

think are doing it for the right reasons

they look corrupt

to me how much do you want that

president

please if if trump had never done

anything else except throw his own

military

under the bus and say watch out for

these guys

they have a monetary motive to get us

into war if he had never done

anything else but just that one thing

he would have my vote he would have my

vote

would i care that he called the soldiers

who were sent to war by

by who sent the soldiers to war in

vietnam

was it the soldiers themselves

nope it was the military industrial

complex

who got us hooked up with the war in

iraq

was it because of all those weapons of

mass destruction

nope is because the military industrial

complex

got a new friend called the press

now it's the press military

industrial complex trump although he's

never stated

this way has basically added a third leg

to the eisenhower warning watch out for

the

fake news press military

industrial complex because they gave you

iraq and

here's the brilliant part they treated

our military

like suckers yeah

do you see it yet that's what trump did

he actually took trump said the

the service people were suckers the

worst thing you could ever hear right

our most respected class of people are

our military

we like it that way we like them to be

the most respected class

that just works it's just a good idea

and he took that

and turned that into the military

industrial complex and even my

own people in my organization treated

soldiers

like suckers

it's different isn't it now

now i know that i get a lot of heat from

my critics

who say scott scott scott you're you're

finding

you're imagining that you're finding

gold nuggets and this big pile of crap

and all it is is chaos and flailing and

and trump is doesn't know what he's

doing and he's just

you know he's incompetent he's just

waving his arms and stuff

and i say to you if

if my theory was correct from 2015

that trump plays 3d chess or 4d chess if

you prefer

and that he can do things that other

people just can't do

that that frame of mind would predict

that if he were president

as he is that he would continue to do

things

that you would say i don't think anybody

else could have done that

this is one of those things this is

something

i swear there is no other president who

could have gotten out of this trap

not only did he get out of the trap i

think we came out ahead

because now we're talking about the

military industrial complex i've added

the press

and i think we should because that's

where a big problem is

kind of brilliant that that is so

brilliant

you just you've never even seen a

president do anything that smart before

this is this is other level persuasion

smart

this is not normal people stuff you know

i

i don't think i could have gotten out of

that um

all right we're also entering

in no particular order here we're

entering a phase of the pandemic

where we're going from a place where

trump was

arguably the worst choice for the job

because early in the pandemic what the

public

seemed to want is some kind of

empathy and plain talking about how bad

it was

now unfortunately or depending on your

point of view

fortunately this is either a feature or

a bug

this president doesn't know how to talk

negative

he just doesn't know how to say things

are going to get worse

it's also why we like him those of you

who do like him

because he's he's an internal optimist

no matter how bad things are it's going

to get better

make america great again it's optimism

is his primary

feature but if you end up in a pandemic

in the early start of it you know in the

beginning where really you do have to

just tell the public

look this is going to be bad you know i

got to be honest with you this is gonna

be bad

but we need to pull together he isn't

that guy

all right if we if we can be honest no

matter how much you love the president

he's just not that guy he's not the guy

who delivers bad news and makes you feel

comfortable with it it's just not

but that was the guy we needed

you know a few months ago if we had had

an election then

maybe he would have lost and maybe that

would have been fine if we could get

somebody in who

was good on that phase it wasn't really

you know an option

but where are we going to be around

election day well i think that no matter

what's happening with the virus

whether we get our drugs and vaccines or

not

we're going to be working on the economy

more than we're working on

saving lives because i think the

therapeutics and the way we're treating

people is so good that the death rate's

going to come down

probably keep coming down if the stuff

we learned about vitamin d is true

that death rate is going to plunge more

if the vaccine works

the optimism alone will be good for the

economy but the

death rate will plunge again so we're

entering a phase where you could

almost guarantee that the rebuilding the

economy will be more important than

fighting the virus fairly soon

you know we're talking about this winter

we're going to be talking about the

economy more

who is the best person you've ever seen

for that phase trump

i would argue that just as it is true

that he was the wrong personality for

the first part of the pandemic

you don't want him talking about medical

stuff

because he uses hyperbole you don't want

that

right you don't want medical

conversation

with hyperbole that's a bad bad

combination

you don't want the eternal optimist to

be the one who has to deliver bad news

every day

it just doesn't work it doesn't work

and i've said this before everybody who

thinks there's such a thing as a good

president and a bad president

doesn't really understand how the world

works

there's no such thing as a good

president or a bad president

there is such a thing as a president

who is right for the situation

i would argue that obama was right for

the situation he picked up in his first

term

i wish it was an economy on the edge and

we just wanted

we wanted a um a reassuring voice

and obama brought that we wanted

somebody that we knew would look at the

details

obama gave us that so he was a perfect

fit

for taking us off the edge of the

economic thing

he would not be a perfect fit if you put

him into the presidency to

let's say in november and say okay obama

your job is to goose the economy

not the right guy you know he's solid

but he's not the one who's going to put

the the rocket fuel on it

he's not the rocket fuel guy we've only

had one president who's the rocket fuel

guy

and that's the one you got so i would

argue

that the president is moving from the

phase where he would be the least

fitted that you know empathy

no optimism stuff and moving into the

place where

you could not descend you couldn't

design

a better situation for this president to

fit into

he he's the comeback president he's

you know he came back from his own uh

business losses in the past

he came back from being behind clinton

he's behind biden right now he's

probably going to come come from behind

and beat

biden and he's going to pick up an

economy that he had roaring

they got whacked by the virus and i

think

literally nobody on the planet

and of 7 billion souls i don't think

there is one better person for this

specific need

than president trump that's what i think

um

all right um i'm hearing some

i'm hearing some uh talk about mail-in

votes and

uh versus absence-y balance and

the people who are arguing that we have

experience with mail-in but we also have

experience with

absentee and some states have done full

mail-in for a while

so the people who say that the mail-in

vote will be dependable

and credible are also saying

that it's no problem because we've

tested it enough in these states we'll

just do what they did it'll be fine

but here's the part they get wrong

2020 is not like any other year

because you don't have any baseline of

expectation

so that let's say the votes came in and

they were

five percent different than they would

have been if people voted in in person

what's it tell you nothing

if we had had a history of voting by

mail

and then this year there was something

different in the outcome and you look at

it and go huh

these numbers don't look real it looks

like this district

faked something over there so if you had

a if you had a baseline of doing this

all the time you could maybe detect

if some some mischief had happened

but 2020 there's no baseline we haven't

done it before

we expect massive cheating because it's

america and

people will cheat if they can we don't

know

because of the coronavirus what the vote

would have looked like we don't know if

the polling is accurate because of the

shy trump voters we have no way to know

that the outcome we get is anywhere near

the truth

that's different so everybody who says

hey hey hey

we've done mail and before we know how

that works

is missing the biggest part of the

decision

which is wait wait it's 20 20. if you

had said this

in any prior year i would say yeah

yeah that might be dependable enough

even 2016. i would have said yeah

we know how many people vote we've got a

good handle on it we would detect

any mischief we would see it not in

2020.

in 2020 it will be completely hidden by

all the other noise

from the coronavirus to shy trump

supporters to the polls being you know

not

credible entirely

so here's what i would suggest

i think the sooner the government gives

the public

a clear path in terms of what would

happen

under different scenarios the sooner we

can start arguing about the rules

instead of figuring out how to kill each

other when it all goes bad

so i would like to see the the

government

in some form just put out a flow chart

that says this is our understanding of

if we

get to election day and we don't have a

result we're going to do this

these people will be in charge and they

will give us this

outcome then if we still don't have a

result we can trust

and i'm just making this part up uh on

this date

we'll have the supreme court decide

again i'm just making this all up

the supreme court will decide if we

should hold the second election

if we should just do it again or they

might decide to just do it in

a couple of problem areas maybe there's

a state or

some counties that look like like

they're not reliable

so it doesn't matter what the process is

so long as it looks

credible on paper it's presented well in

advance

so that we can live with it for a while

i want to be able to live with the idea

that no no this isn't going to be like

normal elections we will not have a

result on election night

then the process will be the follows

let's say the process is that we don't

uh that we ask the networks not to

report who is even ahead

suppose you just don't report it and you

wait till the votes are counted

and there's some kind of official sign

off before the networks can give you

any results maybe you just say there's

no news on this

you just can't report the news until all

the votes are counted

how about that i don't could he make

that stick i don't know if it would even

work

but it doesn't matter what the process

is my point is you have to get the

public

pregnant with that process now

you don't want to wait till election

night and have the public find out for

the first time

where it goes big big mistake

that is a civil war-sized mistake

if you don't educate the piss out of the

public

i'm not talking about having some news

stories or doing a release

that says what will happen under these

conditions i'm talking about

blanketing the brains of the public with

it until

every every person who might vote can

recite

exactly what will happen if we don't get

you know a clear result in a quick time

frame through the normal process

what happens what's that look like does

nancy pelosi become

the supreme leader or something i don't

know

all right i've talked too long i've gone

on too long

and i think that's it for now and i will

talk to you later