Episode 1117 Scott Adams - Persuasion Against Antifa, Cohen's Book, Gravity Batteries, Fake News
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View segment →ught in that war were kind of suckers, would that offend you if your friend said it and nobody else was supposed to hear it? Let's say neither of you had served. Or alternately let's say both of you had served so that your peers, whichever way that goes, I think you would not be offended by that. Ye…
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View segment →mentioned this in public is because I thought it was just me. I thought I was being stupid because I can't imagine a scenario where doing more testing doesn't produce more positive results. I don't get it. All right, so apparently there's nobody here who even understands what the argument is, much l…
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View segment →. So the big magic trick that Black Lives Matter and to some extent Antifa are doing is to make it seem as if the way you act in life doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Let me give you some advice. If you're ever in a discussion with anybody over any topic, doesn't have to be any of this stuff, jus…
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Well, there is a smell of sulfur in the air, so I'm guessing Kamala Harris is in the state. I don't know. Just a guess. Somebody alerted me to the fact that Wikipedia has been updated to include my hoax, except that they don't know it's a hoax, which should tell you everything you need to know about Wikipedia. So Wikipedia thinks that I believe that Biden and Harris have satanic messaging. The part they miss is that when I introduced this idea I said publicly and clearly I don't believe in Satan. I'm just going to see if they take me out of context. Sure enough, got taken out of context, which is hilarious to me. Would be frightening to the rest of you, probably.
So there's a story about a California fire that's already burned 10,000 acres, and it was started by a gender reveal party. They had some kind of explosive device or incendiary device or something. Anyway, they had a party, they exploded something that burned 10,000 acres, and I wondered what name you would give the baby. What would be a good baby name for a baby whose gender reveal party destroyed ten thousand acres in flames and counting? I'm gonna go with Sparky. Don't you think Sparky would be a good nickname no matter what the baby's name would be? Hey, how'd you get that name? Well, it's embarrassing. My parents burned up half of California, so they call me Sparky.
Michael Cohen's book I guess is out because there's a bunch of tweets about it, and I don't know if you've read any of the quotes, but they're so over the top that they actually just read as funny now. Yeah, there was a time when you'd say to yourself, Trump said what, and you think I'm a little worried about that. What's that mean? But it's become so ridiculous at this point, the things that people are making up and putting in Trump's mouth. That's, I think the White House called it fan fiction. And I've got a feeling none of it is going to have any impact. I think these are all the things that people think are going to have an impact, and absolutely nobody cares. Here's why.
Number one, we have four years of Trump. We don't really have to wonder what he would do or how he would act as president. We know exactly how he's going to act. So revealing all these little things he may or may not have said at some point in the past doesn't really tell you anything you need to know, because what you need to know is what kind of president would he be? Asked and answered. We just watched it for four years. So if you want more of that, you know how to get it. And if you don't want more of that, you don't really need to read Michael Cohen's book, because what will Michael Cohen's book tell you that you didn't know already? Did you know, this may come as a shock to you, but did you know that Trump sometimes says things which people find offensive? I know. Big surprise, right? You didn't know that. And that's really all we're finding out.
So because the fake news and the critics want to put it in the worst possible sense, they'll turn it into he's a racist, he's whatever. But it all kind of fits into one category, doesn't it? If you take everything that Trump is accused of saying or thinking and you just sort of tried to summarize it, it's that he offends people who didn't already know that. Oh, somebody is saying that the baby name should be Smokey. Smokey would be a funny baby name. Smokey, Sparky. All right.
And here's the trick that the fake news and the publishers and the authors are playing on you, and it goes like this. Imagine if you will, close your eyes and imagine that all of your private conversations, the things you said one-on-one to your closest confidants over the course of your life, imagine that all of your private conversations suddenly became public. How would you look? Would you look offensive? Maybe. Maybe just a little bit. Would you look like you're a little bit biased or bigoted or maybe have some bad qualities? Would you look like you're a horn dog or you're crazy? Maybe.
And here's the trick. It's sort of a magic trick, if you will, on the public. The trick is that the way all of us talk privately to people we trust is completely different than the way we would speak publicly. Because if you're speaking publicly, you will speak in a way that you will protect your reputation, but also importantly you would protect the feelings of the people you are talking to, because you don't need to make any enemies, right? So when you speak in public, you speak a certain way that doesn't get anybody hurt, or you try to. When you speak privately, you don't have to worry about that because nobody's going to hear it except the person you're talking to, in a perfect world. In the real world, if you run for president and they decide they don't like you, they might write a book someday.
So when they take private conversations which wouldn't hurt anybody and they move them into the political realm, I say that responsibility for the message, once moved from the private realm to the public, should be on the messenger. That's right. So anything that you learned in the Cohen book that is offensive should be attributed to Cohen, because if Cohen didn't tell you, you wouldn't know it. Are the things that you would say in public that you think are not really harmful, they're not meant to have any bad intention, but they're pretty raw. You would just say it privately. You just wouldn't say the same thing in public.
Let me give you a specific example so you can get the sense of this. President Trump is alleged to have said that the service people who fought in Vietnam were suckers. Now, I don't think you can believe any of these reports because all these anonymous reports, etc., they just don't have credibility. But let's take it as our example and suppose he did. Suppose that did happen. What would you say to somebody in a private conversation if they said to you, you know, I think that the people who went to Vietnam, they meant well, they were serving their country, but you feel bad for 19-year-olds, 18-year-olds who are joining the service because they don't know, or they didn't know, that the press and the government were running a scam, that the war was not legitimate. And so privately you might say to your friends, you know, I think the service people who fought in that war, as noble as their motives were, they were suckers. They were suckers because if they'd known that the war was useless and couldn't be won and didn't have a purpose anyway, maybe they would have resisted. But instead they were good Americans, good patriots, did as they were told, did as the country asked. That's not wrong. It's just that the purpose they were asked to go fight didn't really have a good justification.
So if you were talking to your friend privately who understood you, knew your mind, knew your heart if you will, and you said, you know, I gotta say the people who fought in that war were kind of suckers, would that offend you if your friend said it and nobody else was supposed to hear it? Let's say neither of you had served. Or alternately let's say both of you had served so that your peers, whichever way that goes, I think you would not be offended by that. Yeah, hoodwinked might be better. Somebody says in the comments hoodwinked might be a better way to put it. You know that Trump uses the more aggressive language for just about everything. So if he's saying these young people who got drafted in most cases, right, they didn't choose it, they got drafted, and they got drafted into a bad situation. If he called them suckers privately, would you have disagreed with that if you knew that he respected the service because he's your friend? So you know that you just think that he's making a case that the government screwed a generation, right?
So I've got a feeling that when people hear these stories that Trump said privately and they hear that somebody who was really an insider made them public, let me say this as clearly as I can. If there's something that you know happened privately and you're the one who makes it public and then it becomes offensive because it's public, it couldn't have offended anybody privately because there was nobody listening to it. You're the one. There's just no way around that. It's not the person who said it. It's you. It's you, Michael Cohen, are the one who made it offensive by making it public. It is you, Atlantic magazine and Jeffrey Goldberg, who are. Because whatever Trump said or didn't say could not have hurt anybody when he did it, and he would have known that a private conversation just doesn't hurt anybody. By making it public, plenty of hurt, because it actually degrades the readiness of our military because it puts some question in people's heads about the commander-in-chief. That is one of the most despicable acts of unpatriotic array you will ever see in your life. It would be hard to even invent a scenario short of actually directly hurting people that you could do a thing that would be more despicable than taking a private conversation that didn't hurt anybody and turn it into a public conversation that degrades the entire military readiness of the United States, creates chaos, creates a race war, creates God knows what. That is serious assholery. I mean that's like a 10 out of 10.
And I don't know if the public is sophisticated enough to do the mental gymnastics of saying, oh wait, wait, wait, I have to view this as though it were a private conversation because that's the way it originally started and that's a whole different context. All right. So I've got a feeling that just like the Michael Wolff book, the Michael Cohen book will be some headlines for a few days and then everybody will say we don't like Michael Cohen. How much do people like lawyers? Not much, right? You know, unfortunately lawyers do not have a great reputation. But let me ask you this. How much do people like lawyers who screw their own client? Now you could say to yourself, hey, Trump should have pardoned Cohen, whatever. But isn't it true that what you see is a lawyer who you already felt a little not so comfortable with because lawyers are not that popular, and then this lawyer actually publicly crucified his own client and his ex-best friend? That's the worst person in the world, okay? If your lawyer goes to jail, that's a bad lawyer. If your lawyer goes to jail and then writes a tell-all book in which at least some of this looks like he's just completely made up, that's the worst lawyer who ever lived. You couldn't even design a worse lawyer than this.
All right, how about some good news? Last week a British energy startup came up with this idea that looks like it could work for storing energy using massive weights. So in other words they'll use energy to lift a weight on a pulley, and then when they want to release the energy, you know, in a battery sense like a battery, they just let the gigantic weight go down the pulley and it generates electricity by making something turn. It turns out that this idea looks actually completely doable on paper and that it's come down to just an engineering kind of a situation. Now it might turn out that like windmills it sounds better on paper but then you have maintenance issues and it kills some birds and nobody saw that coming, so much or at least not to the extent that it happened. So we don't know if it'll work. But apparently they want to use abandoned mines. They have gigantic vertical holes that go down. It could be like a mile of depth. And put that giant weight in there, and apparently they can generate just a ton of electricity. But remember it's a battery, so you have to put the electricity in before you can get it out. But still, having a gigantic battery would be cool.
Somebody on Twitter whose name I didn't write down but it was a good comment, I wish I had, said why do you need a big hole in the ground? Why don't you just use something like a train, a car on a mountain on a train track? You know, why does that have to be under the ground? Why can't it just be some heavy object on a track? To which I say I wonder. There may be a difference in just how much friction is involved. Maybe there's an engineering reason why that isn't good enough to just put it on a hill. But here's the other thing that I ask. If you can dig or even find gigantic holes, can't you use those gigantic holes to condition homes? Meaning use the fact that the temperature under the earth is usually around 56 degrees no matter what, and you can use that to pump up air to cool a home if it's too warm or to warm a home if it's below 56 degrees. So could you use abandoned mines, wherever there are gigantic holes in the ground that exist, could you not use them for building a town nearby that uses that for its heating and cooling and takes 50 percent off the cost of that or something?
Anyway, there are some good news happening because entrepreneurs continue to entrepreneur and inventors continue to invent. And while we're concentrating on all this political assholery, there are real good citizens creating good solutions for the future. Yeah, geothermal is one of the words I was looking for there. All right. The company name is Gravitricity. They need a little help on the name of their company. All right. Yeah, and somebody's mentioning in the comments Elon Musk's company, the Boring Company, that bores holes. I've often thought that if you just bored a gigantic tunnel that would be the first start of building a town above it for the same reasons. You could use your tunnel for running all of your utilities, but it could also be a source of your heating and cooling, could be transportation under the town, could be a lot of things. I've said this before, but our ability to inexpensively dig really deep holes is going to be one of the key technologies of the future. Yet the fact that Elon Musk owns a whole digging technology and company, it kind of tells you that that's a bigger deal than just a good idea. It really is the future. The ability to dig cheaply underground is the future.
Here's a thought I want to just put in your head. As we're obsessed with all things coronavirus and virus and epidemics, have you noticed how much China is treating Islam like a virus? If it's true, the stories we're hearing about what China is doing with the Uyghur minority, they are a Muslim minority within China, and the reports are that they're being rounded up and put in essentially concentration camps. And who knows what other badness is happening besides that. But if you look at the way China treats Islam, they treat it exactly like a virus because the first thing they do is quarantine. And like a virus, like a regular virus, religion does transfer by association. If you never had connection with anybody physically or over the internet or any other way, if you never had contact with anybody who had a religion, you probably wouldn't develop one spontaneously. It's physical contact and communication that makes religion spread. So I'm not going to say this is good or bad because you can put your own obvious morality on top of this. But it's interesting that China treats religion like a medical problem. Are they wrong? Because we treat mental health as a medical problem, don't we? We didn't always. But today our more enlightened view of the world is that if you have a mental problem, that's a health problem. It's no more or less a health problem than a broken leg. It's just part of your body is not functioning the way you'd want to. And we would treat things like, let's say you were brainwashed to do something terrible, you know, to be a Nazi or something. We would treat that as like a mental condition.
And it's interesting that China treats religion in general. Now in this case they're treating Islam that way, but I think they do the same with the Falun Gong and I think they would do the same with any Christian sect in China if there was such a thing. So it has more to do with religion than it has to do with Islam. But it's an interesting approach, as immoral as it is.
Here's something we learned from the coronavirus. That the regular flu was always... I saw the president say this in an interview. I didn't see it when it went live. It was from not too long ago. He did an interview in which he was pointing out that he personally, the president, knew several people who had died from the coronavirus. So personally he knew several people who died from coronavirus. But as Trump said, and I've said a number of times as well, how is it that we've gone our entire lives and never heard of anybody dying from the regular flu? Your whole life. Because even if you say to yourself, but Scott, this coronavirus killed way more people, so it's obvious that you would be aware of more of them. To which I say no, no. Let me do the math for you. I've been alive, let's say let's round it off, from the moment, let's say 50 years or so of my life I've been old enough that I would have noticed if anybody died for a specific reason. So let's take 50 years of my life and multiply it by the 50,000 people that supposedly died. Alexa, what is fifty times fifty thousand? Fifty times fifty thousand is two point five million. So that would be 2.5 million people who would have died just in the United States of the regular flu during my, let's say that 50-year period where I was old enough to know if somebody died and why they died. Over two million people, and I don't know any of them. None of them. That's ten times as many as have died from the coronavirus in the United States, and I don't know anybody who's died of the regular flu.
Now Trump called this out in the interview, and I've never heard anybody else say it who was a public figure. And he just raised the question, why have I never heard of anybody dying of the regular flu? Now he was using it more to make the point that the coronavirus was bad stuff, which was a really good way to make the point. I'm making a slightly different point, which is I think we've been lied to for my whole life. I don't think the regular flu is all that dangerous compared to what we've been told. I do think the coronavirus is dangerous. But part of what made people say the coronavirus is not that dangerous is the belief that 50,000 people a year were dying from regular flu. I don't think that ever has happened. I think it was always exaggerated and that the coronavirus is special. That's what I think. But I could be wrong.
It's always a good thing to say after everything you assert. If I could give you one good habit for open-mindedness, it would be this. We know from the study of influence and persuasion we know that if people simply make a statement or write down a statement, especially if they say it in public, they come to believe the thing they said even if they didn't believe it in the first place. So when I finish a speculation by saying I could be wrong, the I could be wrong is not just for you. When I finish a statement that is obviously speculative and that I say but I could be wrong, I'm talking to myself. And that's part of my self-programming to remind myself I could be wrong. It's a really good thing to do that. So if you think I was talking to you when I said I could be wrong, I was a little bit, but mostly that's programming myself. That's a good strategy. You should use it.
So one thing that Black Lives Matter and Antifa have in common, besides wanting to tear down the government, is they both seem relatively okay with sexual assault. Now isn't that a weird thing to say? Because if you ask them I'm sure they would say no, no, are you crazy, we're not okay with sexual assault. That's crazy. But they do act that way. Because Antifa literally wants to do away with the police. What do they think is going to happen when the police go away? It's going to be massive sexual assaults as well as massive every other kind of crime. There's not really an alternative to that happening. So we know that Antifa wants an end state in which there would be massive sexual assault. They don't say that's a goal, but it's obviously what would happen. There's no way around that really.
Black Lives Matter, as you're watching them, they're talking about the, I'm forgetting the names. There are so many victims now that I'm getting their names mixed up. What a terrible world when there are so many famous victims of police actions that I can't keep their names straight. You know at one point it was a perfectly reasonable thing for the protesters to say. You know they would say the name, say the name, say the name, to make sure you didn't forget somebody who had been in this situation. But now there are enough of them that I think I could be forgiven for forgetting which one is which. It's getting hard to keep them all straight, which of course is Black Lives Matter's very point. And so that point is taken.
But we're watching this latest case of the gentleman who got shot seven times and was accused of a sexual assault before that. Now I'm gonna say alleged and accused because just because he got shot seven times does not make him guilty of an unrelated crime. Can we agree at least, can we at least agree that no matter how many times he got shot for something else that doesn't make him guilty of the unrelated allegation? But it might be. But it does seem to me that Black Lives Matter is de-emphasizing the sexual assault, emphasizing the police action, and that's a choice. It's a choice to lower that priority. So there's one thing that Antifa and Black Lives Matter have in common, is less concerned about sexual assault. And I think the Republicans get that right because the Republicans are kind of obsessed with that topic, especially if anybody underage is involved. That is a very Republican kind of thing to go after stopping that. And the president's actually had amazing, well during his administration it's hard to know who gets all the credit for what, but during the Trump administration the actions against every kind of sexual trafficking have been unprecedented. So that's another gigantic difference that should be mentioned more I think.
I want to confess some stupidity, and I know I'm doing this, and let me remind you before I do this that I've told you that one of my superpowers, and indeed I think one of the values that I can bring, is that I'm not embarrassed by stuff. And it's a learned skill to not be embarrassed by stuff. And so I'm going to embarrass myself now by confessing something I don't understand that I think many of you do understand. And maybe you could explain it to me. Now sometimes when I say something doesn't make sense, I'm asserting that there's something wrong with the thing because it doesn't make sense. In this case I'm not asserting that. I'm asserting that there must be something wrong up here in my head area, somewhere in the brain department, just to me personally, that there's something that other people seem to understand that I don't. And let me put it out there. Here's what I don't understand.
When President Trump or people who agree with him say that the reason we're discovering so much virus in this country is because we're doing more testing, and the critics say oh, how stupid, that was stupid, it's just not true, it's just not true. Ask all the experts. The amount you're testing has nothing to do with how much virus you're detecting. And every time I hear that I go, okay, continue, continue making the point so I can see the part where you say that doing the thing that detects the virus is not the thing that's detecting the virus. Because there's probably a good reason all the smart people are saying it. You know all the anti-Trumpers say it. They say it consistently. And I believe there are even pro-Trump people who say it, and they mock him like it's just sort of obvious why that's wrong. And I say to myself, what's wrong with me? Why can't I tell what's going on here? I don't honestly, I don't even have a theory for why that's wrong. Now is this one of those situations where CNN etc. are just telling you that an apple is a banana and they're just trying to get away with it? Or is there actually a smart version of this where they can explain why testing does not find more virus? Tests are all wrong. Some people are saying that's a different topic.
All right, so I'm looking at your comments. I don't think anybody understands that. Yeah, so are all of you? All right, here's the funny part. The reason I've never mentioned this in public is because I thought it was just me. I thought I was being stupid because I can't imagine a scenario where doing more testing doesn't produce more positive results. I don't get it. All right, so apparently there's nobody here who even understands what the argument is, much less agrees or disagrees. It's like you don't even know what they're talking about. And we let that go like that's okay. I guess it is okay. They might be looking at positivity rate. Somebody said I don't know. Numbers are numbers. All right. But if somebody does have an answer for that and I still think there might be, send it along.
I love the fact that the president is teasing that there might be a vaccine sooner than you think. And there's a big discussion about the fact that the vaccines might be being rushed to have them done before the election. Now would it be good for the president if the vaccine started to be available even if only for a few people before election day? Would that be good for Trump? Maybe. Depends how the news handled it. They might say it's rushed and therefore it's worse than not having it. That's what Kamala Harris seems to be indicating. But let me give you a dose of the real world. Are you ready? This is, if you're below a certain age this will be the first time you've ever heard this, and this is a truism of big organizations, of projects, of everything. This is a universal truth. If you don't give somebody a deadline, it'll never get done. If you don't give somebody a deadline, it'll never get done. Things get done on the deadline. Doesn't matter what it is. This is something I've experimented with all my life. And I'll give you a concrete example. When I was first doing my comic strip while I was working full-time, sometimes I would sit there in the morning before I went to my day job and all of my time would get used up and I hadn't drawn a comic. I just couldn't come up with an idea. And I had 10 minutes, literally 10 minutes, because I would never let myself go a day without making a comic, to make whatever I could make to make a comic. And what happened? I would always, a hundred percent of the time with no exceptions over 30 years, haven't missed it once, 10-minute deadline to do a day's work, I could fit a day's work into 10 minutes. Now of course cartooning's not like other jobs, but the point is if you don't have a deadline things just don't happen. And it almost doesn't matter where the deadline is. You could say the deadline's next year. You could say the deadline is this. My guess is, and I don't know this field, but the people who make the regular vaccine for the regular annual flu, don't you think they have deadlines? It's probably an internal deadline. It's probably a deadline that looks like this. If we don't have this done by, pick a day, if we don't have this done by September we won't get to make any money this year because it'll be too late. So I would imagine that every vaccine has at least an internal company deadline because if it didn't nothing would happen. Nothing gets done without a deadline.
And the part if you're young, this is the part you don't know, and I would encourage you if this sounds ridiculous, if the first time you hear this you say that doesn't make any sense at all, I would ask you to talk to somebody experienced in just life. If you give a deadline people will meet it. It's like magic. It's one of the greatest tricks of management is that people do work toward deadlines. It's just that. And so when the president makes, and I think we would all agree, an artificial deadline to get this done by let's say before election day, does that make the world a worse place or a better place? Now if you're inexperienced what you're going to say to yourself, whoa that's going to make them cut corners, that's a dangerous situation. That would be the inexperienced view of the world. And I think the Democrats will count on you or enough people to have an inexperienced world view. Here's the experienced world view. Those FDA people and the people who have to approve this, they're not going to throw away their whole lives to approve something that doesn't look solid. There are a lot of people who are going to put their whole careers on the line to sign off on this thing. And they would, I think most of them or at least enough of them would be willing to quit rather than put something out that they didn't feel comfortable with. So this deadline will almost certainly cause one of two things to happen. It'll either be done before election day and it will be solid, or it won't be done because the FDA will not have approved it. There are only two possibilities. So the possibility of it being done before election day and being shoddy and having the president force people to say things they don't believe are true about the safety of it, very unlikely in the real world. Very unlikely. Because this is life and death. If it were just a project and maybe there was just money on the line, oh yeah you get people to lie about that. It would be easy to get people lying about how good is your product or anything like that. But life and death, we're talking about people in the FDA or whoever has to sign off on stuff. We're talking about people who would know they would be putting their name on something that could kill or injure tens of thousands of people if you know worst case scenario. That's not a risk people take. All right. Typically. And we would hope that there's maximum transparency on those people. And if the news business wants to keep everybody honest, which would be a good idea, we should get the names of the people who need to sign off, both government and medical, and really, really talk to those people. Know who they are. Put the light on them and say here's the deal. We are literally going to trust you with our lives. We are going to trust you with the fate of the republic, Bob, or whatever their names are. Bob, we're looking at you. Do not sign that piece of paper, Bob or whoever, unless you're willing to put your life on it that this is a good decision. Nobody's magic. We can't, you can't be right all the time. But we're watching, Bob. We gotta have that going. And we don't have that right now.
All right. I feel like the loser sucker hoax is already dying from neglect. That will just be replaced by the Michael Cohen book, which will be replaced by something next week. So it looks like the whole loser sucker thing just fell apart. And here's the rule that I would like to put on this, which is if somebody makes several claims, whether it's the Steele dossier or it's the Atlantic article, and there's a major claim within there that can be debunked, you're done. You don't need to debunk the rest of them. If you can determine that one of them is clearly a lie and clearly a lie that somebody knew was a lie, you don't need to talk about the rest of it. Walk away and just say it's debunked. Walk away. Now the word that CNN used for debunked is confirmed. So they just put different words on things. So CNN itself confirmed that the story about why the one event was canceled because of weather, they've also confirmed that that's not true. They too should say and therefore the entire body of work is disqualified. But they don't.
All right. I was thinking about ways that the protests could be handled or solved, and I was throwing out some ideas on Twitter. Let me run a few of these by you. Well let me do some whiteboarding for you. I just noticed that my lighting is terrible. I still have my lights, my curtains up. Excuse me while I put down my curtains and improve things a little bit. I want to go to the whiteboard here because I don't think most people know what Black Lives Matter or Antifa even want. So here's my model of the world. So before you can argue anything or persuade, you have to get people in a common frame or understanding of the world. I would say Democrats are favorable to Antifa and to Black Lives Matter so far. Would you say that that is true? That the Democrats don't really criticize, of course they don't criticize Black Lives Matter, but even Antifa, to the extent that Antifa are part of the protests, Democrats are sort of on their side.
What does Antifa want? How many Americans know what Antifa wants? If you ask them they'd say they want an end to racism. Does Antifa want an end to racism? Who knows, it might be part of what they want. But what they really want is the destruction of civilization. Now they don't word it that way. What they say is we want to get rid of all government and all police. Let's say they were successful. Let's say Antifa got rid of all government and all law enforcement. What would be the obvious undeniable outcome of that? Well we would be conquered by any other country that wanted to because we would be a sitting duck. Anybody could conquer us. But beyond that, if we had no centralized government of any kind we would just devolve into sort of a tribal situation. You wouldn't have entrepreneurship. You wouldn't have anything because if anybody worked and made money they would have to immediately share it or they would be attacked by the masses to take their stuff. So there's no doubting this, that what Antifa wants is the end of civilization. They pretty much say it as directly as I do. They just don't fill in the blanks like I did, which is what would happen if you got what you wanted. It would be the end of civilization. There's no argument to that. That's just what it would have to be because they do not account for human motivation. It would be great if humans could all share and still work hard and they would still have motivation and you didn't need a government because we were all so nice that we would just agree on things. But that's not the real world. In the real world if you disband your military the country next to you conquers you in 10 minutes. That's the real world.
Now let's take Black Lives Matter. They do not want an end of civilization. So it's weird that they're on the same team. What they want is to take your stuff, meaning anybody who's not Black, and to solve systemic racism by a transfer of wealth. Now if you ask them would they say that? Does Black Lives Matter say yeah what we'd like to do is solve systemic racism by taking your stuff and giving it to Black people? They kind of do. They kind of do say that. Because what would reparations be? Reparations would be taking things and redistributing them. What would any of socialism be? Socialism, you know, 90 tax rates. The things they're talking about would be taking things that legally belong to other people. But here's the key, maybe not morally. That would be their argument. So the Black Lives Matter argument would be yeah, yeah, you white people and other people have a lot of stuff but you wouldn't have that stuff if not for slavery. So really even though the law says it's your stuff it's not really morally your stuff. So we're just gonna adjust things until they're morally comparable. And that would require a change in the law perhaps or legislation or whatever.
So what happens if you have a system that's based on transferring resources from people who make it and have it to people who aren't making it and don't have it? The end of civilization. There's no other way that goes. Either it looks different because they're not thinking about the end state. They're just thinking about can we solve systemic racism and this would be the way to do it, some kind of a transfer of wealth. It all ends in the same place. It ends with a destruction of civilization. Now why don't the Republicans make that case? I don't know. That's what I'd do.
Here's what the Republicans are offering or could. They're offering school choice in all of its forms under the theory that if you've got a school choice you at least have the opportunity to make something of your life. Can't guarantee it. Nobody's guaranteeing you good outcomes. But at least you have the opportunity. I would argue however that there's a missing component. And the missing component is that no matter what school you choose they're probably not teaching you life strategies. They're not telling you how to succeed. And my belief is this. The people who use similar strategies in life get similar outcomes. If you're Black and you get A's in school, you don't join a gang, you don't do drugs, you probably could get a scholarship to college. How is your life going to turn out? Pretty good. Pretty good. If you're white and you're born with let's say white privilege but you do drugs, do crimes and go to jail, you know get your 14-year-old girlfriend pregnant and don't pay attention in school, how does your life turn out? Does it turn out great because of all your white privilege? No. Turns out terrible.
So the big magic trick that Black Lives Matter and to some extent Antifa are doing is to make it seem as if the way you act in life doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Let me give you some advice. If you're ever in a discussion with anybody over any topic, doesn't have to be any of this stuff, just in general, and the other party says here's the deal, all of the changes have to be on your side and our side we will simply be the benefit of your changes. If they say that, walk away. There is no such thing as a negotiation where one side gives and the other side takes. You maybe would like that to be the case but that becomes a case of negotiating with yourself. How about I give you this? Thanks. Now give us some more. Okay well I thought it was done but okay I'll give you a little more. Thank you. Now how about some more? Wait a minute. Where's this end? Where's the end of us giving you stuff? If you don't tell us what you want it's, we would be idiots to give you anything. So that should be logic number one, which is if you're not asking for something specific we will offer you zero because to do otherwise is just stupid. It's just stupid because you can't negotiate with yourself. You have to have somebody on the other side who says if we got this it would be enough. Maybe we could meet in the middle.
So I would say that the Republicans could have a good case if they said if you get school choice, right that's not enough. They've got to teach some kind of a life strategy about how to stay out of trouble. Here's how I would teach a life strategy in the second grade or first grade. You want to keep it simple, right? And whatever somebody learns when they're really, really young that becomes extra sticky in terms of brainwashing. So you want to brainwash kids. Every kid. I'm not talking about Black kids. I'm talking about every kid. You want to brainwash them early about life strategies. And because they're kids you got to keep it simple. And I would keep it this simple. Here's my idea. We call it the 100 life. So instead of saying I'm going to teach you a life strategy, you're already losing a first grader. They're like the strategy? Don't even know what that word means. So instead you make it a checklist and you say here's how to have 100 life. 100 life just means a full life that's got all the good stuff in it. If you commit a crime subtract four points. If you get bad grades in school subtract seven points. If you become addicted to a substance subtract 25 points. Whatever the numbers are. I'm just putting random numbers on stuff. But you could actually have a checklist of say five to ten items and you just tell the kids if you want your life to be a hundred percent make sure you don't check any of these boxes of these big mistakes. Here's why this would work. Simplification always works. But it's better to say you could lose something than if you do something you might gain something in the future. Imagine telling a first grader that if you work hard today 25 years from now you're going to have a good time. Doesn't work because people don't respond the same to opportunity as they do to the risk of losing something. So instead you reverse the equation and you say you were born with a hundred percent life. Your life is perfect in first grade. You know your home life might be a disaster but in terms of where you could go, 100 if you did all the right stuff. But I'm going to take away from you some of your life if you make these mistakes. And then people start seeing it as a loss. Wait a minute. I was born with 100 potential and then I made this choice and this choice and I could see how that diminished my potential. And then I could look at all the older people who are not having a good life and I could say wait a minute, oh yeah this checklist totally works. That person's having a bad life and yep sure enough committed a crime, joined a gang, it's right here on the list. Got addicted to substance, there it is, it's right on the list. Had a baby at 12, it's on the list. So you could teach a first grader life strategy by just giving them a list of ten things and say don't do any of these ten things and you'll be fine.
The Republican approach, should they adopt something like this, would be one of abundance where everybody could win. So you know that still becomes a problem of equality. But if you took care of education and life strategy it might be as good as you can do. So it's not a perfect world but it might be the best world that you could produce. So that's how I would frame it if I were in charge.
Here are some just some more thoughts on the same topic. Have you wondered why there have been no counter protests for the Portland stuff? So Portland actually has a protester camp where they have nice little tents. It looks like they were acquired from the same source. And they've got like a tent village where they live. I guess they probably sleep during the day and protest and riot at night. And I'm not recommending this because it would be dangerous, people would get hurt. But I'm wondering why it hasn't happened that nobody has targeted their camp while they're gone. Because you could just destroy, again I'm not recommending this because it'd be super dangerous, people would get killed. But I don't know why it hasn't happened. It feels like the obvious thing would be some group of anti-protesters would just wait until the protesters mostly left the camps and they would just go through and rip it apart or set it on fire or just steal their stuff or whatever. And I think that would go a long way. But I don't recommend it. It would be dangerous. Just a question.
All right. Did you know, and fact check me on this, that the original Antifa was allied with Hitler? Now I read this online so you know, fact check. So here's the claim. The claim is that Antifa, the original one, was against fascism but also against organized government just like it is now. And that when they had a choice of the Weimar Republic which was unpopular in Germany or the Nazis, Antifa actually chose the Nazis because they were seemingly more anti-government. In other words the Nazis seemed to be on their side because they also didn't like the Weimar regime. And so Antifa and the Nazis allegedly, I need a fact check on this, worked together to overthrow the government. And then the first thing that happened was Hitler got rid of Antifa because of course you don't want those guys around. So the first thing they do is get rid of their partners. And it made me think, does Antifa think ahead? Because I can't see any scenario where they don't lose and literally die if they get what they're asking for. It's weird that people could get what they're asking for and it guarantees their destruction. But Antifa has that philosophy. I'd like you to give me something that destroys you but oh yeah it will destroy me at the same time. That's a weird philosophy.
All right. I also think that, well I'm confused about whether the supporters of Antifa, which is Antifa itself for the most part, are lying to everybody else or if they don't realize that Antifa wants to destroy civilization. Is there anybody who's in favor of Antifa who actually just doesn't understand that in order for them to get what they want civilization itself would have to be destroyed and not replaced with something better? Because that option isn't there. It's not even something that's unlikely but you know if everything went right it could happen. It can't happen. There is no way that the United States could have no government, which would be the Antifa preference, and still survive in a world where China still has a government and a military. They would conquer us 10 minutes into that plan. So I'm just curious whether it's stupidity or what. I don't get it.
All right. One of the things that Trump could do to mess with the protesters is ask them to pick a leader to negotiate with. Now what would happen if Trump said you know maybe you would help if we could listen to your concerns. So you Antifa and BLM people, all you protesters, just do me a favor, select somebody who will be your spokesperson and bring us some specific demands. Because if you ever saw their specific demands nobody would be in favor of them. And the Democrats, the ones running for office, would have to disavow the protesters. They would have to. But they don't have to disavow the protesters yet because the protesters are cleverly not asking for specific things that you can really dig into and say yes or no to. So defund the police sounds like it's specific but it's not because they don't know what that means. Does it mean the money goes somewhere else? Do you replace that with something else? What do you do with the government itself? If you're Antifa you don't want the government. So simply asking the protesters to give you a coherent, cohesive leadership set of negotiating demands should make the protesters turn on each other because it would force them to realize they're not actually on the same team. Because when it gets to the point where they have to ask for something they wouldn't ask for the same stuff. It would be different stuff. So it would turn them against each other.
So all, and I'm going to be working on this high ground maneuver which is getting people to understand that the protesters want the end of civilization. But if somebody wants instead the end of systemic racism the only way to get it is through education. That's as close as you can get. You know there's nothing else that could actually work but education could work. We know that.
Trump did a persuasion play that I thought was just frankly brilliant. And I'm going to give you a comparison. You remember I've told the story a number of times that I realized that Trump could win it all when I especially when I saw him in the debate, the first debate in the first election, in which he was challenged about his statements about women and he answered with the only Rosie O'Donnell maneuver. Now what made that special is that his answer was so funny and provocative that you couldn't think about the original question. He just sucked all the energy from the question which would have ruined his campaign onto an answer that wasn't even an answer. It wasn't even the right answer to the question but it was so interesting you wanted to talk about that instead.
When Trump was dealing with these accusations about calling soldiers losers and suckers, which I believe did not happen, you couldn't directly disprove it because you can't prove a negative. You can't prove something didn't happen. You could just prove that you don't see any evidence of it. So he had this impossible situation similar to Megyn Kelly asking him this impossible question in the debates. How do you get out of an impossible situation? Turns out there's one person in the world who knows how to do this and his name is President Trump. So what did he do? He said this. And by the way anybody who misses the brilliance of this is really, really missing a good show. Because I know that you know the president does a lot of stuff that you think well I wouldn't have done that. But every now and then he'll do something that is just transcendentally smart to the point where you can't even recognize it as smart. It's so smart the smart people can't recognize it as smart. Here it is. He said quote in his press conference, I'm not saying the military is in love with me. This is pacing. All right. He's agreeing. I'm not saying the military is in love with me. The soldiers are. So he's made a claim that the soldiers like him. And then he goes, the top people in the Pentagon probably aren't because they want to do nothing but fight wars so that all of those wonderful companies that make the bombs and make the planes and make everything else stay happy. Trump told reporters. Now do you see what he did? That's the Rosie O'Donnell move. How do you talk about some unsubstantiated claims about what Trump may or may not have said in private which isn't all that important? How do you talk about that when Trump just dumped on you the most explosive claim any commander-in-chief ever made ever, which is that his generals are dopes and they're in it for the money? Oh my God.
Now here's the good part. Will he be criticized for being the commander-in-chief and basically calling his generals and top military people corrupt? Will he be criticized for that? Yes. How do you criticize him when he's saying the same thing that General Dwight Eisenhower said later, President Eisenhower I believe, when he was leaving office and they gave the speech about the famous speech about the military industrial complex? Meaning that the military was creating wars so that the industry people could make money selling bombs and bullets. So Trump mirrored Eisenhower's most probably the most respected speech any president's ever given in terms of it being true, prophetic, important, and totally nonpartisan. There is nothing partisan about Eisenhower saying watch out for this combination of the military and the industry. Keep an eye on that. That's what Trump said. Now that is such a provocative thing because remember Trump is currently the commander-in-chief. It's one thing to say something as you're walking out the door, and fact check me on that but didn't Eisenhower do his speech after he was leaving office? I think so. But that would be an important point. Trump did it while he's running for reelection. That is a whole other level of provocation because he's saying I'm going to be the boss over these people that I don't even think are doing it for the right reasons. They look corrupt to me. How much do you want that president? Please. If Trump had never done anything else except throw his own military under the bus and say watch out for these guys they have a monetary motive to get us into war, if he had never done anything else but just that one thing he would have my vote. He would have my vote. Would I care that he called the soldiers who were sent to war by, who sent the soldiers to war in Vietnam? Was it the soldiers themselves? Nope. It was the military industrial complex who got us hooked up with the war in Iraq. Was it because of all those weapons of mass destruction? Nope. It's because the military industrial complex got a new friend called the press. Now it's the press, military industrial complex. Trump although he's never stated it this way has basically added a third leg to the Eisenhower warning. Watch out for the fake news, press, military industrial complex because they gave you Iraq. And here's the brilliant part. They treated our military like suckers. Yeah. Do you see it yet? That's what Trump did. He actually took, Trump said the service people were suckers. The worst thing you could ever hear, right? Our most respected class of people are our military. We like it that way. We like them to be the most respected class. That just works. It's just a good idea. And he took that and turned that into the military industrial complex and even my own people in my organization treated soldiers like suckers. It's different, isn't it?
Now I know that I get a lot of heat from my critics who say Scott, Scott, Scott, you're finding, you're imagining that you're finding gold nuggets in this big pile of crap and all it is is chaos and flailing and Trump doesn't know what he's doing and he's just incompetent. He's just waving his arms and stuff. And I say to you if my theory was correct from 2015 that Trump plays 3D chess or 4D chess if you prefer and that he can do things that other people just can't do, that that frame of mind would predict that if he were president as he is that he would continue to do things that you would say I don't think anybody else could have done that. This is one of those things. This is something, I swear there is no other president who could have gotten out of this trap. Not only did he get out of the trap, I think we came out ahead because now we're talking about the military industrial complex. I've added the press and I think we should because that's where a big problem is. Kind of brilliant. That is so brilliant. You've never even seen a president do anything that smart before. This is other level persuasion smart. This is not normal people stuff. I don't think I could have gotten out of that.
All right. We're also entering, in no particular order here, we're entering a phase of the pandemic where we're going from a place where Trump was arguably the worst choice for the job. Because early in the pandemic what the public seemed to want is some kind of empathy and plain talking about how bad it was. Now unfortunately or depending on your point of view fortunately this is either a feature or a bug. This president doesn't know how to talk negative. He just doesn't know how to say things are going to get worse. It's also why we like him, those of you who do like him, because he's an internal optimist. No matter how bad things are it's going to get better. Make America great again. It's optimism is his primary feature. But if you end up in a pandemic in the early start of it, you know in the beginning where really you do have to just tell the public look this is going to be bad. You know I got to be honest with you this is gonna be bad but we need to pull together. He isn't that guy. All right. If we can be honest, no matter how much you love the president he's just not that guy. He's not the guy who delivers bad news and makes you feel comfortable with it. It's just not. But that was the guy we needed a few months ago. If we had had an election then maybe he would have lost and maybe that would have been fine if we could get somebody in who was good on that phase. It wasn't really an option. But where are we going to be around election day? Well I think that no matter what's happening with the virus, whether we get our drugs and vaccines or not, we're going to be working on the economy more than we're working on saving lives. Because I think the therapeutics and the way we're treating people is so good that the death rate's going to come down, probably keep coming down. If the stuff we learned about vitamin D is true that death rate is going to plunge more. If the vaccine works the optimism alone will be good for the economy but the death rate will plunge again. So we're entering a phase where you could almost guarantee that the rebuilding the economy will be more important than fighting the virus fairly soon. You know we're talking about this winter. We're going to be talking about the economy more.
Who is the best person you've ever seen for that phase? Trump, I would argue. That just as it is true that he was the wrong personality for the first part of the pandemic, you don't want him talking about medical stuff because he uses hyperbole. You don't want that, right? You don't want medical conversation with hyperbole. That's a bad combination. You don't want the eternal optimist to be the one who has to deliver bad news every day. It just doesn't work. It doesn't work. And I've said this before. Everybody who thinks there's such a thing as a good president and a bad president doesn't really understand how the world works. There's no such thing as a good president or a bad president. There is such a thing as a president who is right for the situation. I would argue that Obama was right for the situation he picked up in his first term. We were on the edge of an economy and we just wanted a reassuring voice and Obama brought that. We wanted somebody that we knew would look at the details. Obama gave us that. So he was a perfect fit for taking us off the edge of the economic thing. He would not be a perfect fit if you put him into the presidency to let's say in November and say okay Obama your job is to goose the economy. Not the right guy. You know he's solid but he's not the one who's going to put the rocket fuel on it. He's not the rocket fuel guy. We've only had one president who's the rocket fuel guy and that's the one you got. So I would argue that the president is moving from the phase where he would be the least fitted, that empathy, no optimism stuff, and moving into the place where you couldn't design a better situation for this president to fit into. He's the comeback president. He came back from his own business losses in the past. He came back from being behind Clinton. He's behind Biden right now. He's probably going to come from behind and beat Biden. And he's going to pick up an economy that he had roaring. They got whacked by the virus. And I think literally nobody on the planet, and of 7 billion souls I don't think there is one better person for this specific need than President Trump. That's what I think.
All right. I'm hearing some talk about mail-in votes versus absentee ballots. And the people who are arguing that we have experience with mail-in but we also have experience with absentee, and some states have done full mail-in for a while. So the people who say that the mail-in vote will be dependable and credible are also saying that it's no problem because we've tested it enough in these states. We'll just do what they did. It'll be fine. But here's the part they get wrong. 2020 is not like any other year because you don't have any baseline of expectation. So that let's say the votes came in and they were five percent different than they would have been if people voted in person. What's it tell you? Nothing. If we had had a history of voting by mail and then this year there was something different in the outcome and you look at it and go huh these numbers don't look real. It looks like this district faked something over there. So if you had a baseline of doing this all the time you could maybe detect if some mischief had happened. But 2020 there's no baseline. We haven't done it before. We expect massive cheating because it's America and people will cheat if they can. We don't know because of the coronavirus what the vote would have looked like. We don't know if the polling is accurate because of the shy Trump voters. We have no way to know that the outcome we get is anywhere near the truth. That's different. So everybody who says hey we've done mail-in before, we know how that works, is missing the biggest part of the decision which is wait, wait, it's 2020.
If you had said this in any prior year I would say yeah that might be dependable enough. Even 2016 I would have said yeah we know how many people vote. We've got a good handle on it. We would detect any mischief. We would see it. Not in 2020. In 2020 it will be completely hidden by all the other noise from the coronavirus to shy Trump supporters to the polls being not credible entirely. So here's what I would suggest. I think the sooner the government gives the public a clear path in terms of what would happen under different scenarios the sooner we can start arguing about the rules instead of figuring out how to kill each other when it all goes bad. So I would like to see the government in some form just put out a flow chart that says this is our understanding of if we get to election day and we don't have a result we're going to do this. These people will be in charge and they will give us this outcome. Then if we still don't have a result we can trust, and I'm just making this part up, on this date we'll have the Supreme Court decide. Again I'm just making this all up. The Supreme Court will decide if we should hold the second election, if we should just do it again, or they might decide to just do it in a couple of problem areas. Maybe there's a state or some counties that look like they're not reliable. So it doesn't matter what the process is so long as it looks credible on paper. It's presented well in advance so that we can live with it for a while. I want to be able to live with the idea that no this isn't going to be like normal elections. We will not have a result on election night. Then the process will be as follows. Let's say the process is that we don't ask the networks not to report who is even ahead. Suppose you just don't report it and you wait till the votes are counted and there's some kind of official sign off before the networks can give you any results. Maybe you just say there's no news on this. You just can't report the news until all the votes are counted. How about that? I don't know if he could make that stick. I don't know if it would even work. But it doesn't matter what the process is. My point is you have to get the public pregnant with that process now. You don't want to wait till election night and have the public find out for the first time where it goes. Big, big mistake. That is a civil war-sized mistake if you don't educate the piss out of the public. I'm not talking about having some news stories or doing a release that says what will happen under these conditions. I'm talking about blanketing the brains of the public with it until every person who might vote can recite exactly what will happen if we don't get a clear result in a quick time frame through the normal process. What happens? What's that look like? Does Nancy Pelosi become the supreme leader or something? I don't know.
All right. I've talked too long. I've gone on too long and I think that's it for now. And I will talk to you later.
yeah that's a look out my window at the smoky california air that is the air i have to breathe if you're thinking that looks like fog you'd be wrong if you think it looks like low clouds you'd be wrong that is what i have to breathe and it's like that every summer lately because california mass but let's talk about other stuff but before we do that should we prepare yes we should because the most exciting part of the day is about to happen now it's called the simultaneous sip and by the way omar i haven't forgotten about you i am going to get back i am going to get to that um all you need is a copper margarita glass a tanker chelsea stein the canteen joker flask a vessel of any kind fill it with your favorite liquid i like coffee and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure the dopamine hit of the day the thing that makes everything better except the air quality it's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now well there is a smell of sulfur in the air so i'm guessing kamala harris is in the state i don't know just a guess um somebody alerted me to the fact that wikipedia has been updated to to include my hoax except that they don't know it's a hoax which should tell you everything you need to know about wikipedia so wikipedia thinks that i believe that biden and harris have satanic messaging the part they miss is that when i introduced this idea i said publicly and clearly i don't believe in satan i'm just going to see if they take me out of context sure enough got taken out of context which is hilarious to me would be frightening to the rest of you probably so there's a story about a california fire that's already burned 10 000 acres and it was uh it was started by a gender reveal party they had some kind of explosive device or incendiary device or something anyway they they had a party they exploded something that burned 10 000 acres and i wondered what name you would give the baby what would be a good baby name for a baby whose gender reveal party destroyed ten thousand acres in flames and counting i'm gonna go with sparky don't you think sparky would be a good nickname no matter what the baby's name would be hey how'd you get that name well it's embarrassing my parents burned up half of california so they call me sparky um michael cohen's book i guess is out because there's a bunch of tweets about it and i don't i don't know if you've read any of the quotes but they're so over the top that they actually just read as funny now yeah there was a time when you'd say to yourself trump said what and you think i'm a little worried about that what's that mean but it's become so ridiculous at this point the things that people are making up and putting in trump's mouth that's i think the white house called a fan fiction and i've got a feeling none of it is going to have any impact i think these are all the things that people think are going to have an impact and absolutely nobody cares here's why number one we have four years of trump we don't really have to wonder what he would do or how he would act as president we know exactly how he's going to act so revealing all these little things he may or may not have said at some point in the past doesn't really tell you anything you need to know because what you need to know is what kind of president would he be asked and answered we just watched it for four years so if you want more of that you know how to get it and if you don't want more of that you don't really need to read michael cohen's book because what will michael cohen's book tell you that you didn't know already did you know this may come as a shock to you but did you know that trump sometimes says things which people find offensive i know big surprise right you didn't know that and that's really all we're finding out so because the fake news and the critics want to put it in the worst possible sense they'll turn it into he's a racist he's a he's whatever but it all kind of fits into one category doesn't it if you take everything that trump is accused of saying or thinking and you and you just sort of tried to summarize it it's that he offends people who didn't already know that there's oh somebody is saying that the baby name should be smoky smoky would be a funny baby name smokey sparky all right and here's the trick that the fake news and the publishers and the authors are playing on you and it goes like this imagine if you will close your eyes and imagine that all of your private conversations the things you said one-on-one to your closest confidants over the course of your life imagine that all of your private conversations suddenly became public how would you look would you look offensive maybe maybe just a little bit would you look like you're a little bit biased or bigoted or maybe have some bad qualities would you look like you're a horn bag or or you're crazy maybe and here's here's the trick it's sort of a magic trick if you will on the public the trick is that the way all of us talk privately to people we trust is completely different than the way we would speak publicly because if you're speaking publicly you will speak in a way that you will protect your reputation but also importantly you would protect the feelings of the people you are talking to because you don't need to make any enemies right so when you when you speak in public you you speak a certain way that doesn't get anybody hurt or you try to when you speak privately you don't have to worry about that because nobody's going to hear it except the person you're talking to in a perfect world in the real world if you run for president and they decide they don't like you they might write a book someday so when they take private conversations which wouldn't hurt anybody and they move them into the political realm i say that responsibility for the message once moved from the private realm to the public should be on the messenger that's right so anything that you learned in the cohen book that is offensive should be attributed to cohen because if cohen didn't tell you you wouldn't know it are the things that you would say in public that you think are not really harm they're not harmful they're not meant to any bad intention but they're pretty raw you would just say it privately you just wouldn't say the same thing in public let me give you a specific example so you can get the sense of this president trump is alleged to have said that the uh the the service people who fought in vietnam were suckers now i don't think you can believe any of these reports because all these anonymous reports etc they they just don't have credibility but let's take it as our example and suppose he did suppose that did happen what would you say to somebody in a private conversation if they said to you you know i think that the people went to vietnam they you know they meant well they were serving their country but you feel bad for 19 year olds 18 year olds are joining the service because they don't know or they didn't know that the press and the government were running a scam that the war was not legitimate and so privately you might say to your friends you know i think the service people who who fought in that war as noble as their motives were they were suckers they were suckers because if they'd known that the war was useless and couldn't be won and didn't have a purpose anyway maybe they would have resisted but instead they were good americans good patriots did as they were told did as the country asked that's not wrong it's just that the purpose they were asked to go fight didn't really have a good justification so if you were talking to your friend privately who understood you knew your new year your mind knew your heart if you will and you said you know i gotta say the people who fought in that war were were kind of suckers would that offend you if your friend said it and nobody else was supposed to hear it let's say neither of you had served or alternately let's say both of you had served so that your peers whichever way that goes i think you would not be offended by that yeah who'd winked might be better if somebody says in the comments hoodwinked might be a better uh way to put it you know that trump uses the more aggressive language for just about everything so if his meeting was these these um these young people who got drafted in most cases right they didn't choose it they got drafted and they got drafted into a bad situation if he called them suckers privately would you have disagreed with that if you knew that he respected the service because he's your friend so you know that you just think that he's making a case that the government screwed a generation right so i i've got a feeling that when people hear these stories that trump said privately and they hear that somebody who was really an made them public let me say this as clearly as i can if there's something that you know happened privately and you're the one who makes it public and then it becomes offensive because it's public couldn't have offended anybody privately because there was nobody listening to it you're the there's just no way around that it's not the person who said it it's you it's you michael cohen are the one who made it offensive by making it public it is you atlantic magazine and jeffrey goldberg who are the because whatever trump said or didn't say could not have hurt anybody when he did it and he would have known that a private conversation just doesn't hurt anybody by making it public plenty of hurt because it it actually degrades the readiness of our military because it makes puts some question in people's heads about the you know the commander-in-chief that is one of the most despicable acts of unpatriotic array you will ever see in your life it would be hard to like even invent a scenario short of actually directly hurting people that you could do a thing that would be more despicable than taking a private conversation that didn't hurt anybody and turn it into a public conversation that degrades the entire military readiness of the united states creates chaos creates a race war creates god knows what that is serious assholery i mean that's like a 10 and a 10.
and i don't know if the public is sophisticated enough to do the mental uh you know the mental gymnastics of saying oh wait wait wait i have to i have to view this as though it were a private conversation because that's the way it originally started and that's a whole different context all right so i've got a feeling that just like the michael wolff book the michael cohen book will will be you know some headlines for a few days and then everybody will say we don't like michael cohen how much do people like lawyers not much right you know unfortunately lawyers do not have a great reputation but let me ask you this how much do people like lawyers who screw their own client now you could say to yourself hey trump you know should have pardoned cohen whatever but isn't it true that what you see is a lawyer who you already felt a little not so comfortable with because lawyers are not that popular and then this lawyer actually publicly crucified his own client and his ex-best friend that's the worst person in the world okay if your lawyer goes to jail that's a bad lawyer if your lawyer goes to jail and then writes a tell-all book in which at least some of this looks like he's just completely made up that's the worst lawyer who ever lived you can't even get you you couldn't even design a worse lawyer than this all right how about some good news there's uh last week a british energy startup uh came up with this idea that looks like it could work for storing energy using massive weights so in other words they'll use they'll use energy to lift a weight on a pulley and then when they want to release the energy you know in a battery sense like a battery they just let the gigantic weight go down the pulley and it you know generates electricity by making something turn it turns out that this idea looks actually completely doable on paper and that it's it's come down to just an engineering kind of a situation now it might turn out that like windmills it sounds better on paper but then you have maintenance issues and it kills some burrs and nobody saw that coming so much or at least not to the extent that it happened so we don't know if it'll work but apparently they want to use abandoned mines they have gigantic vertical holes that go down it could be like a mile a mile of depth and put that giant weight in there and apparently they can generate um just a ton of electricity but remember it's a battery so you have to put the electricity in before you can get it out but still having a gigantic battery would be cool somebody on twitter whose name i didn't write down but it was a good comment i wish i had said why why do you need a big hole in the ground why don't you just use a uh something like a train a car on a mountain on a train track you know why does that have to be under the ground why can't it just be some heavy object on a track to which i say i wonder there may be a difference in just the uh how much friction is involved maybe there's an engineering reason why that isn't that isn't good enough to just put it on a hill but here's the other thing that i ask if you can dig or even find gigantic holes can't you use those gigantic holes to condition homes meaning use the the fact that the temperature under the earth is usually around 56 degrees no matter what and you can use that to pump up air to cool a home if it's too warm or to warm the whole warm a home if it's below 56 degrees so could you use abandoned mines wherever there are gigantic holes in the ground that exist could you not use them for building a town nearby that uses that for its heating and cooling and takes 50 percent off the cost of that or something anyway the so there are some good news happening because entrepreneurs continue to entrepreneur and inventors continue to invent and while we're concentrating on all this political assholery there are real good citizens creating good solutions for the future yeah geothermal is the is one of the words i was looking for there all right um the company name is gravisit gravisit gravicity gravitricity gravitricity is the name of them they need a little help on the name of their company all right yeah and somebody's mentioning in the comments elon musk's company the boring company that bores holes i've often thought that if you just board a gigantic tunnel that would be the first start of building a town above it for the same reasons you could use your tunnel for running all of your utilities but it could also be a source of your heating and cooling could be transportation under the town could be a lot of things i i've said this before but our ability to inexpensively dig really deep holes is going to be one of the key technologies of the future yet the fact that elon musk owns a a whole a whole digging you know technology and company it kind of tells you that that's a bigger deal than just a good idea it really is the future you know the ability to dig cheaply underground is the future here's a thought i want to just put in your head as we're obsessed with all things coronavirus and virus and epidemics have you noticed how much china is treating islam like a virus if it's true the stories we're hearing about what china is doing with the uyghur minority they are muslim minority within china and the reports are that they're being rounded up and put in in essentially concentration camps and who knows what other badness is happening besides that but if you look at the way china treats islam they treat it exactly like a virus because the first thing they do is quarantine and like a virus like a regular virus religion does transfer by association if you never had connection with anybody physically or over the internet or any other way if you never had contact with anybody who had a religion you probably wouldn't develop one spontaneously it's it's physical contact and communication that makes religion spread so i'm not going to say this is good or bad because you know you can put your own obvious morality on top of this but it's interesting that china treats religion like a medical problem are they wrong because we treat mental health as a medical problem don't we we didn't always but today our more enlightened view of the world is that if you have a mental problem that's a health problem you know is no more or less a health problem than a broken leg it's just part of your body is not functioning the way you'd want to and and we would treat things like let's say you were brainwashed to do something terrible you know to be a nazi or something we would treat that as like a mental condition and it's interesting that china treats religion in general now in this case they're they're treating islam that way but i think they do the same with the falun gong and i think they would do the same with any you know christian sect in china if there was such a thing so it has more to do with religion than it has to do with islam but it's an interesting approach as immoral as it is um here's something we learned from the coronavirus that the regular flu was always i saw the president say this in an interview i i didn't see it when it went live it was from not too long ago he did an interview in which he was pointing out that he personally the president knew several people who had died from the coronavirus so personally he knew several people who died from coronavirus but as trump said and i've said a number of times as well how is it that we've gone our entire lives and never heard of anybody dying from the regular flu your whole life because even if you say to yourself but scots got scott this coronavirus killed way more people so it's obvious that you would be aware of more of them to which i say no no let me do the math for you i've been live let's say let's round it off from the moments let's say 50 years or so of my life i've been old enough that i would have noticed if anybody died for a specific reason so let's take 50 years of my life and multiply it by the 50 000 people that supposedly died uh cover up your speaker for a moment alexa what is fifty times fifty thousand fifty times fifty thousand is two point five million so that would be 2.5 million people who would have died just in the united states of the regular flu during my let's say that 50-year period where when i was old enough to to know if somebody died um and why they died over two million people and i don't know any of them none of them that's ten times as many as have died you know more than 10 times have died from the coronavirus in the united states and i don't know anybody who's died of the regular flu now trump called this out in the interview and i've never heard anybody else say it who was a public figure and he just raised the question why have i never heard of anybody dying of the regular flu now he was using it more of a more to make the point that the coronavirus was bad stuff which was a really good way to make the point i'm making a slightly different point which is i think we've been lied to for my whole life i don't think the regular flu is all that dangerous compared to what we've been told i do think the chronovirus is dangerous but part of what made people say the coronavirus is not that dangerous is the belief that 50 000 people a year were dying from regular flu i don't think that ever has happened i think it was always and that the coronavirus is special that's what i think but i could be wrong it's always a good thing to say after everything you assert if if i could give you one good habit for open-mindedness it would be this we know from the the study of influence and persuasion we know that if people simply make a statement or write down a statement especially if they say it in public they come to believe the thing they said even if they didn't believe it in the first place so when i finish a finish speculation by saying i could be wrong the i could be wrong is not just for you when i finish a statement that is obviously speculative and that i say but i could be wrong i'm talking to myself and that's part of my self programming to remind myself i could be wrong it's a really good thing to do that so if you think i was talking to you when i said i could be wrong i was a little bit but mostly that's programming myself that's a good it's a good strategy you should use it so one thing that black lives matter and antifa have in common besides wanting to tear down the government uh is they both seem relatively okay with sexual assault now isn't that a weird thing to say because if you ask them i'm sure they would say no no are you crazy we're not okay with sexual assault that's crazy but they do act that way because antifa literally wants to do away with the police what do they think is going to happen when the police go away it's going to be massive sexual assaults as well as massive every other kind of crime there's not really an alternative to that happening so we know that antifa wants an end state in which there would be massive sexual assault they don't say that's a goal but it's obviously what would happen there's there's no way around that really black lives matter as you're watching them they're talking about the um forgetting the names there are so many victims now that i'm getting their names mixed up what a terrible world when there are so many famous victims of police actions that i can't keep their names straight you know at one point it was it was a perfectly reasonable thing for the protesters to say you know they would say the name say the name say the name to make sure you didn't forget somebody who had been you know in this situation but now there are enough of them that i'm i think i could be forgiven for forgetting which one is which it's getting hard to keep them all straight which of course is black lives matter's very point and so that point is taken um but we're watching this latest case of the uh gentleman who got shot seven times and was accused of a sexual assault before that now i'm gonna say alleged and accused because just because he got shot seven times does not make him guilty of an unrelated crime can we agree at least can we at least agree that no matter how many times he got shot for something else that doesn't make him guilty of the unrelated allegation but it might be um but it does seem to me that black lives matter is de-emphasizing the the sexual assault uh emphasizing the police action and that's a choice it's a choice to you know lower that priority so there's one thing that antifa and black lives matter have in common is less concerned about sexual assault and i think the republicans get that right because the republicans are kind of obsessed with that topic especially if anybody underage is involved that is a very republican kind of thing to to go after stopping that and the president's actually had amazing well during his administration it's hard to know who gets all the credit for what but during the trump administration the actions against every kind of sexual trafficking have been unprecedented so that's that's another gigantic difference that should be mentioned more i think uh i want to confess some stupidity and i know i'm doing this and i've let me remind you before i i do this that i've told you that one of my superpowers and indeed i think one of the values that i can bring is that i'm not embarrassed by stuff and it's a it's a learned skill to not be embarrassed by stuff and so i'm going to embarrass myself now by confessing something i don't understand that i think many of you do understand and maybe you could explain it to me now sometimes when i say something doesn't make sense i'm asserting i'm asserting that there's something wrong with the thing because it doesn't make sense in this case i'm not asserting that i'm asserting that there must be something wrong up here in my head area somewhere in the brain department just to me personally that there's something that other people seem to understand that i don't and let me put it out there here's what i don't understand when president trump or people who agree with him say that the reason we're discovering so much virus in this country is because we're doing more testing and the critics say oh how stupid that was stupid it's just not true it's just not true ask all the experts the amount you're testing has nothing to do with how much virus you're detecting and every time i hear that i go okay continue continue making the point so i can see the part where you say that doing the thing that detects the virus is not the thing that's detecting the virus because there's probably a good reason all the smart people are saying it you know all the anti-trumpers say it they say it consistently and i believe there are even pro-trump people who say it and and they mock him like it's just sort of obvious why that's wrong and i say to myself what's wrong with me why can't i tell what's going on here i don't honestly i don't even have i don't even have a theory for why that's wrong now is this one of those situations where cnn etc are just telling you that an apple is banana and they're just trying to get away with it or is there actually a smart version of this where they can explain why testing does not find more virus tests are all wrong some people are saying that's a different topic all right so i'm looking at your comments i don't think anybody understands that yeah so are all of you all right here's the funny part the reason i've never mentioned this in public is because i thought it was just me i thought i was being stupid because i can't imagine a scenario where doing more testing doesn't produce more positive outcome more positive results i don't get it all right so apparently there's nobody here who even understands what the argument is much less agrees or disagrees it's it's like you don't even know what they're talking about and we let that go like that's okay i guess it is okay they might be looking at positivity rate somebody said i don't know numbers are numbers all right let's uh but if somebody does have an answer for that and i still think there might be send it along i love the fact that the president is teasing that there might be a vaccine sooner than you think and there's a big discussion about the fact that the vaccines might be being rushed to have them done before the election now would it be good for the president if the vaccine started to be available even if only for a few people before election day would that be good for trump maybe depends how the news handled it they might say it's rushed and therefore it's worse than not having it that's what kamala harris seems to be indicating but let me give you a dose of the real world are you ready this is if you're below a certain age this will be the first time you've ever heard this and this is a truism of big organizations of projects of everything this is a universal truth if you don't give somebody a deadline it'll never get done if you don't give somebody a deadline it'll never get done things get done on the deadline doesn't matter what it is this is something i've experimented with all my life uh and i'll give you a concrete example when i was first doing my comic strip uh while i was working full-time sometimes i would sit there in the morning before i went to my day job and all of my time would get used up and i hadn't drawn a comic i just couldn't come up with an idea and i had 10 minutes literally 10 minutes because i would never let myself go a day without making a comic to make whatever i could make to make a comic and what happened i would always a hundred percent of the time with no exceptions over 30 years haven't missed it once 10 minute deadline to do a day's work i could fit a day's work into 10 minutes now of course cartooning's not like other jobs but the point is if you don't have a deadline things just don't happen and it almost doesn't matter where the deadline is you could say the deadline's next year you could say the deadline is this my guess is and i don't know this field but the people who make the regular vaccine for the regular annual flu don't you think they have deadlines it's probably an internal deadline it's probably a deadline that looks like this if we don't have this done by pick a day if we don't have this done by september we won't get to make any money this year because it'll be too late so i would imagine that every vaccine has at least an internal company deadline because if it didn't nothing would happen nothing gets done without a deadline and the part if you're young this is the part you don't know and i would encourage you if this sounds like ridiculous if the first time you hear this you say that's that doesn't make any sense at all i would ask you to talk to somebody experienced in just life if you give a deadline people will need it it's it's like magic it's one of the greatest tricks of management is that people do work toward deadlines it's just that's it and so when the president makes and i think we would all agree an artificial deadline to get this done by let's say before election day does that make the world a worse place or a better place now if you're inexperienced what you're going to say to yourself whoa that's going to make them cut corners that's a dangerous situation that would be the inexperienced view of the world and i think the democrats will count on you or enough people to have an experienced world view here's the experienced world view those fda people and the people who have to approve this they're not going to throw away their whole lives to approve something that doesn't look solid there are a lot of people who are going to put their whole careers on the line to sign off on this thing and they would i think most of them or at least enough of them would be willing to quit rather than put something out that didn't they didn't feel comfortable with so this deadline will almost certainly cause one of two things to happen it'll either be done before election day and it will be solid or it won't be done because the fda will not have have approved it there are only two possibilities so the possibility of it being done before election day and and being shoddy and having the president force people to say things they don't believe are true about the safety of it very unlikely in the real world very unlikely because this is life and death if it were just a project and maybe there was just money on the line oh yeah you get people to lie about that it would be easy to get people lying about you know how good is your product or anything like that but life and death we're talking about you know people in the fda or whoever has to sign off on stuff we're talking about people who would know they would be putting their name on something that could kill or injure tens of thousands of people if you know worst case scenario that's not a that's not a risk people take all right typically and we would hope that there's maximum transparency on those people and if the news business wants to keep everybody honest which would be a good idea we should get the names of the people who need to sign off both government and medical and really really talk to those people know who they are put the light on them and say here's the deal we are literally going to trust you with our lives we are going to trust you with the fate of the republic bob or whatever their names are bob we're looking at you do not sign that piece of paper bob or whoever unless you're willing to put your life on it that this is a good decision nobody you know nobody's magic we can't you can't be right all the time but we're watching bob we gotta have that going and we don't have that right now all right um i feel like the loser sucker hoax is already dying from neglect that will just be replaced by the michael cohen book which will be replaced by something next week so it looks like the whole loser sucker thing just fell apart and here's the rule that i would like to put on this which is um if somebody makes several claims whether it's the steele dossier or it's the atlantic article and there's a major claim within there that can be debunked you're done you don't need to debunk the rest of them if you can determine that one of them is clearly a lie and clearly a lie that somebody knew is a lie you don't need to talk about the rest of it walk away and just say it's debunked walk away now the word that cnn used for debunked is confirmed so they just put different words on things so cnn itself confirmed that the story about why the you know the one event was canceled because of weather they've also confirmed that that's not true they too should say and therefore the entire body of work is disqualified but they don't all right um i was thinking about ways that the protests could be let's say handled or solved and i was throwing out some ideas on twitter let me run a few of these by you um well let me do some whiteboarding for you i just noticed that my lighting is terrible i still have my lights my curtains up excuse me while i put down my curtains and improve things a little bit um i want to go to the whiteboard here because i don't think most people know what black lives matter or antifa even want so here's my model of the world so before you can argue anything or persuade you have to get people in a common frame or understanding of the world i would say democrats are favorable to antifa and to black lives matter so far would you say that that is true that neither neither that the democrats don't really criticize of course they don't criticize black lives matter uh but even antifa to the extent that antifa are part of the protests democrats are you know sort of on their side what does antifa want how many americans know what antifa wants if you ask them they'd say they want an end to racism does does antifa want an end to racism who knows it might be part of what they want but what they really want is the destruction of civilization now they don't word it that way what they say is we want to get rid of all government and all and all police let's say they were successful let's say antifa got rid of all government and all law enforcement what would be the obvious undeniable outcome of that well we would be conquered by any other country that wanted to because we would be a sitting duck anybody could conquer us but beyond that if we had no centralized government of any kind we would just devolve into sort of a tribal situation you wouldn't have entrepreneurship you wouldn't have anything because if anybody worked and made money they would have to immediately share it or they would be attacked by the the masses to take their stuff so there's no there's no doubting this that what antifa wants is the end of civilization they they pretty much say it as directly as i do they just don't fill in the blanks like i did which is what would happen if you got what you wanted it would be the end of civilization there's not there's no argument to that that's just what it would have to be because they do not account for human motivation it would be great if humans could all share and still work hard and they would still have motivation and you didn't need a government because we were all so nice that we would just agree on things but that's not the real world in the real world if you disband your military the country next to you conquers you in 10 minutes that's the real world now let's take black lives matter they do not want an end of civilization so it's weird that they're on the same team what they want is to take your stuff meaning anybody who's now black and to solve systemic racism by a transfer of wealth now if you ask them would they say that does black lives matter say yeah what we'd like to do is solve systemic racism by taking your stuff and giving it to black people they kind of do they kind of do say that because what would reparations be reparations would be taking things and redistributing them what would any of socialism be socialism you know 90 tax rates the things they're talking about would be taking things that legally belong to other people but here's the key maybe not morally that would be their argument so the black lives mar matter argument would be yeah yeah you you white people and other people have a lot of stuff but you wouldn't have that stuff if not for slavery so really even though the law says it's your stuff it's not really morally your stuff so we're just gonna adjust things until they're morally comparable and that would require a change in the law perhaps or legislation or whatever so what happens if you have a system that's based on transferring resources from people who make it and have it to people who aren't making it and don't have it the end of civilization there's no other way that goes either it looks different because they're not thinking about you know the end state they're just thinking about can we solve systemic racism and this would be the way to do it some kind of a transfer of wealth it all ends in the same place it ends with a destruction of civilization now why don't the republicans make that case i don't know that's what i'd do here's what the republicans are offering or could they're offering school choice in all of its forms under the theory that if you've got a school choice you at least have you have the opportunity to make something of your life can't guarantee it nobody's guaranteeing you good outcomes but at least you have the opportunity i would argue however that there's a missing component and the missing component is that no matter what school you choose they're probably not teaching you life strategies they're not telling you how to succeed and my belief is this the people who use similar strategies in life get similar outcomes if you're black and you get a's in school you don't join a gang you don't do drugs you you probably could get a scholarship to college how is your life going to turn out pretty good pretty good if you're white and you're born with let's say white privilege but you do drugs do crimes and go to jail you know get your 14 year old girlfriend pregnant and don't pay attention in school how does your life turn out does it turn out great because of all your white privilege no turns out terrible so the big magic trick that black lives matter and to some extent antifa are doing is to make it seem as if the way you act in life doesn't matter it doesn't matter let me give you some advice if you're ever in a discussion with anybody over any topic doesn't have to be any of this stuff just in general and the other party says here's the deal all of the changes have to be on your side and our side we will simply be the benefit of your changes if they say that walk away there is no such thing as a negotiation where one side gives and the other side takes you maybe you would like that to be the case but that becomes a case of negotiating with yourself how about i give you this thanks now give us some more uh okay well i thought it was done but okay i'll give you a little more thank you um now how about some more wait a minute where's this end where's the end of us giving you stuff if you don't tell us what you want it's we would be idiots to give you anything so that should be you know logic number one which is if you're not asking for something specific we will offer you zero because to do otherwise is just stupid it's just stupid because you can't negotiate with yourself you have to have somebody on the other side who says if we got this it would be enough maybe we could meet in the middle so i would say that the republicans could have a good case if they said if you get school choice right that's not enough they've got to teach some kind of a life strategy about how to stay in a trouble here's how i would teach a life strategy in the second grade or first grade you want to keep it simple right and whatever somebody learns when they're really really young that becomes extra sticky in terms of brainwashing so you want to brainwash kids every kid i'm not talking about black kids and talk about every kid you want to brainwash them early about life strategies and because they're kids you got to keep it simple and i would keep it this simple here's my idea we call it the 100 life so instead of saying i'm going to teach you a life strategy you're already losing a first grader they're like the strategy don't even know what that word means so instead you make it a checklist and you say here's how to have 100 life 100 life just means a full life that's got all the good stuff in it if you commit a crime subtract four points if you get bad grades in school subtract seven points if you become addicted to a substance subtract 25 points whatever the numbers are i'm just putting random numbers on stuff but you could actually have a checklist of say five to ten items and you just tell the kids if you want your life to be a hundred percent make sure you don't check any of these boxes of of these big mistakes here's these here's why this would work simplification always works but it's better to say you could lose something then if you do something you might gain something in the future imagine telling a first grader that if you work hard today 25 years from now you're going to have a good time doesn't work because people don't respond the same to opportunity as they do to the risk of losing something so instead you reverse the equation and you say you were born with a hundred percent life your life is perfect in first grade you know your home life might be a disaster but in terms of where you could go 100 if you did all the right stuff but i'm going to take away from you some of your life if you make these mistakes and then people start seeing it as a loss wait a minute i was born with 100 potential and then i made this choice in this choice and i could see how that diminished my potential and then i could look at all the older people who are not having a good life and i could say wait a minute oh yeah this checklist totally works that that person's having a bad life and yep sure enough committed a crime joined a gang it's right here on the list got got addicted to substance there it is it's right on the list had a baby at 12 um it's on the list so you could teach a first grader life strategy by just give them a list of ten things and say don't do any of these ten things and you'll you'll be fine uh the republican approach should they adopt something like this would be one of abundance where everybody could win so you know that still becomes a problem of equality but if you took care of education and life strategy it might be as good as you can do so it's not a perfect world but it might be the best world that you could produce so that's how i would frame it if i were in charge um here are some just some more thoughts on the same topic um have you wondered why there have been no counter protests for the portland stuff so portland actually has an a protester camp where they have nice little tents it looks like they were acquired from the same source and they've got like a tent village where they live i guess they probably sleep during the day and protest and riot at night and i'm not recommending this because it would be dangerous people would get hurt but i'm wondering why it hasn't happened that nobody has targeted their camp while they're gone because you could just destroy again i'm not recommending this because it'd be super dangerous people would get killed but i don't know why it hasn't happened it feels like the obvious thing would be some group of anti-protesters would just wait until the protesters mostly left the camps and they would just go through and rip it rip it apart or set it on fire or or just steal their stuff or whatever and i think that would go a long way but i don't recommend it it would be dangerous just a question all right um did you know and fact check me on this that the original antifa was allied with hitler now i read this on online so you know fact check so here's the claim the claim is that antifa the original one was against fascism but also against organized government just like it is now and that when uh when they had a choice of the weimar republic which was unpopular in germany or the nazis antifa actually chose the nazis because they were seemingly more anti-government in other words the nazis seemed to be on their side because they also didn't like the weimar regime and so antifa and the nazis allegedly i need a fact check on this worked together to overthrow the government and then the first thing that happened was uh the uh the hitler got rid of antifa because of course you don't want those guys around so the first thing they do is is get rid of their partners and it made me think does antifa think ahead because i can't see any scenario where they don't lose and literally die if if they get what they're asking for it's weird that people could get what they're asking for and it guarantees their destruction but antifa has that philosophy i'd like you to give me something that destroys you but oh yeah it will destroy me at the same time that's a weird philosophy all right um uh i also think that uh well i i'm confused about whether the supporters of antifa which is anti-fod-sol for the most part are lying to everybody else or if they if they don't realize that antifa wants to destroy civilization is there anybody who's in favor of antifa who actually just doesn't understand that in order for them to get what they want civilization itself would have to be destroyed and not replaced with something better because that option isn't there it's not even it's not even something that's unlikely but you know if everything went right it could happen it can't happen there is no way that the united states could have no government which would be the antifa preference and still survive in a world where china still has a government and a military they would conquer us 10 minutes into that plan so i'm just curious whether it's stupidity or or what i don't get it all right um one of the things that trump could do to mess with the protesters is ask them to pick a leader to negotiate with now what would happen if trump said you know maybe you would help if we could listen to your concerns so you anti-fun blm people all you protesters just do me a favor select somebody who will be your spokesperson and bring us some specific demands because if you ever saw their specific demands nobody would be in favor of them and and the the democrats the ones running for office would have to disavow the protesters they would have to but they don't have to disavow the protesters yet because the protesters are cleverly not asking for specific things that you can really dig into and say yes or no to so defund the police sounds like it's specific but it's not because they don't know what that means does it mean the money goes somewhere else do you replace that with something else what do you do with the government itself if you're antifa you don't want the government so simply asking the protesters to to give you a coherent cohesive leadership set of negotiating demands should make the protesters turn on each other because it would would force them to realize they're not actually on the same team because when it gets to the point where they have to ask for something they wouldn't ask for the same stuff it would be different stuff so it would turn them against each other so all and i'm going to be working on this high ground maneuver which is getting people to understand that the protesters want the end of civilization but if somebody wants instead the end of systemic racism the only way to get it is through education that's as close as you can get you know there's nothing else that could actually work but education could work we know that trump did a persuasion play that i thought was just frankly brilliant and i'm going to give you a comparison you remember i've told the story a number of times that i realized that trump could win it all when i especially when i saw him in the debate the first debate in the first election in which he was challenged about his statements about women and he answered with the only rosie o'donnell maneuver now what made that special is that his answer was so funny and provocative that you couldn't think about the original question he he just sucked all the energy from the question which would have ruined his campaign onto an answer that wasn't even an answer it wasn't even the right answer to the question but it was so interesting you wanted to talk about that instead when trump was dealing with these accusations about calling soldiers losers and suckers which i believe did not happen you couldn't directly disprove it because you can't prove a negative you can't prove something didn't happen you could just prove that you don't see any evidence of it so he had this impossible situation similar to megyn kelly asking him this impossible question and the debates how do you get out of an impossible situation turns out there's one person in the world who knows how to do this and his name is president trump so what did he do he said this and by the way anybody who misses the brilliance of this is really really missing a good show because i know that you know the president does a lot of a lot of stuff that you you think well i wouldn't have done that but every now and then he'll do something that is just transcendentally smart to the point where you can't even recognize it as smart it's so smart the smart people can't recognize it as smart here it is he said quote in his press conference i'm not saying the military is in love with me this is pacing all right he's agreeing i'm not saying the military is in love with me the soldiers are so he's made a claim that the soldiers like him and then he goes the top people in the pentagon probably aren't because they want to do nothing but fight wars so that all of those wonderful companies that make the bombs and make the planes and make everything else stay happy trump told reporters now do you see what he did that's the rosie o'donnell move how do you talk about some unsubstantiated claims about what trump may or may not have said in private which isn't all that important how do you talk about that when trump just dumped on you the most explosive claim any commander-in-chief ever made ever which is that his generals are dopes and they're in it for the money oh my god now now here's the good part will he be criticized for being the commander-in-chief and basically calling his generals and top military people corrupt will he be criticized for that yes how do you criticize him when he's saying the same thing that general dwight eisenhower said later president eisenhower i believe when he was leaving office and they gave the speech about the the famous speech about the military industrial complex meaning that the military was creating wars so that the the industry people could make money selling bombs and bullets so trump mirrored eisenhower's most probably the most respected speech any president's ever given in terms of it being true prophetic important and totally non-um what do you call it nonpartisan there is nothing partisan about eisenhower saying watch out for this combination of the military in the industry keep an eye on that that's what trump said now that is such a provocative thing because remember trump is currently the commander-in-chief it's one thing to say something as you're walking out the door and fact check me on that but didn't eisenhower do his speech after he was leaving office i think so but that that would be an important point um trump did it while he's running for reelection that is a whole other level of provocation because he's saying i'm going to be the boss over these people that i don't even think are doing it for the right reasons they look corrupt to me how much do you want that president please if if trump had never done anything else except throw his own military under the bus and say watch out for these guys they have a monetary motive to get us into war if he had never done anything else but just that one thing he would have my vote he would have my vote would i care that he called the soldiers who were sent to war by by who sent the soldiers to war in vietnam was it the soldiers themselves nope it was the military industrial complex who got us hooked up with the war in iraq was it because of all those weapons of mass destruction nope is because the military industrial complex got a new friend called the press now it's the press military industrial complex trump although he's never stated this way has basically added a third leg to the eisenhower warning watch out for the fake news press military industrial complex because they gave you iraq and here's the brilliant part they treated our military like suckers yeah do you see it yet that's what trump did he actually took trump said the the service people were suckers the worst thing you could ever hear right our most respected class of people are our military we like it that way we like them to be the most respected class that just works it's just a good idea and he took that and turned that into the military industrial complex and even my own people in my organization treated soldiers like suckers it's different isn't it now now i know that i get a lot of heat from my critics who say scott scott scott you're you're finding you're imagining that you're finding gold nuggets and this big pile of crap and all it is is chaos and flailing and and trump is doesn't know what he's doing and he's just you know he's incompetent he's just waving his arms and stuff and i say to you if if my theory was correct from 2015 that trump plays 3d chess or 4d chess if you prefer and that he can do things that other people just can't do that that frame of mind would predict that if he were president as he is that he would continue to do things that you would say i don't think anybody else could have done that this is one of those things this is something i swear there is no other president who could have gotten out of this trap not only did he get out of the trap i think we came out ahead because now we're talking about the military industrial complex i've added the press and i think we should because that's where a big problem is kind of brilliant that that is so brilliant you just you've never even seen a president do anything that smart before this is this is other level persuasion smart this is not normal people stuff you know i i don't think i could have gotten out of that um all right we're also entering in no particular order here we're entering a phase of the pandemic where we're going from a place where trump was arguably the worst choice for the job because early in the pandemic what the public seemed to want is some kind of empathy and plain talking about how bad it was now unfortunately or depending on your point of view fortunately this is either a feature or a bug this president doesn't know how to talk negative he just doesn't know how to say things are going to get worse it's also why we like him those of you who do like him because he's he's an internal optimist no matter how bad things are it's going to get better make america great again it's optimism is his primary feature but if you end up in a pandemic in the early start of it you know in the beginning where really you do have to just tell the public look this is going to be bad you know i got to be honest with you this is gonna be bad but we need to pull together he isn't that guy all right if we if we can be honest no matter how much you love the president he's just not that guy he's not the guy who delivers bad news and makes you feel comfortable with it it's just not but that was the guy we needed you know a few months ago if we had had an election then maybe he would have lost and maybe that would have been fine if we could get somebody in who was good on that phase it wasn't really you know an option but where are we going to be around election day well i think that no matter what's happening with the virus whether we get our drugs and vaccines or not we're going to be working on the economy more than we're working on saving lives because i think the therapeutics and the way we're treating people is so good that the death rate's going to come down probably keep coming down if the stuff we learned about vitamin d is true that death rate is going to plunge more if the vaccine works the optimism alone will be good for the economy but the death rate will plunge again so we're entering a phase where you could almost guarantee that the rebuilding the economy will be more important than fighting the virus fairly soon you know we're talking about this winter we're going to be talking about the economy more who is the best person you've ever seen for that phase trump i would argue that just as it is true that he was the wrong personality for the first part of the pandemic you don't want him talking about medical stuff because he uses hyperbole you don't want that right you don't want medical conversation with hyperbole that's a bad bad combination you don't want the eternal optimist to be the one who has to deliver bad news every day it just doesn't work it doesn't work and i've said this before everybody who thinks there's such a thing as a good president and a bad president doesn't really understand how the world works there's no such thing as a good president or a bad president there is such a thing as a president who is right for the situation i would argue that obama was right for the situation he picked up in his first term i wish it was an economy on the edge and we just wanted we wanted a um a reassuring voice and obama brought that we wanted somebody that we knew would look at the details obama gave us that so he was a perfect fit for taking us off the edge of the economic thing he would not be a perfect fit if you put him into the presidency to let's say in november and say okay obama your job is to goose the economy not the right guy you know he's solid but he's not the one who's going to put the the rocket fuel on it he's not the rocket fuel guy we've only had one president who's the rocket fuel guy and that's the one you got so i would argue that the president is moving from the phase where he would be the least fitted that you know empathy no optimism stuff and moving into the place where you could not descend you couldn't design a better situation for this president to fit into he he's the comeback president he's you know he came back from his own uh business losses in the past he came back from being behind clinton he's behind biden right now he's probably going to come come from behind and beat biden and he's going to pick up an economy that he had roaring they got whacked by the virus and i think literally nobody on the planet and of 7 billion souls i don't think there is one better person for this specific need than president trump that's what i think um all right um i'm hearing some i'm hearing some uh talk about mail-in votes and uh versus absence-y balance and the people who are arguing that we have experience with mail-in but we also have experience with absentee and some states have done full mail-in for a while so the people who say that the mail-in vote will be dependable and credible are also saying that it's no problem because we've tested it enough in these states we'll just do what they did it'll be fine but here's the part they get wrong 2020 is not like any other year because you don't have any baseline of expectation so that let's say the votes came in and they were five percent different than they would have been if people voted in in person what's it tell you nothing if we had had a history of voting by mail and then this year there was something different in the outcome and you look at it and go huh these numbers don't look real it looks like this district faked something over there so if you had a if you had a baseline of doing this all the time you could maybe detect if some some mischief had happened but 2020 there's no baseline we haven't done it before we expect massive cheating because it's america and people will cheat if they can we don't know because of the coronavirus what the vote would have looked like we don't know if the polling is accurate because of the shy trump voters we have no way to know that the outcome we get is anywhere near the truth that's different so everybody who says hey hey hey we've done mail and before we know how that works is missing the biggest part of the decision which is wait wait it's 20 20.
if you had said this in any prior year i would say yeah yeah that might be dependable enough even 2016.
i would have said yeah we know how many people vote we've got a good handle on it we would detect any mischief we would see it not in 2020.
in 2020 it will be completely hidden by all the other noise from the coronavirus to shy trump supporters to the polls being you know not credible entirely so here's what i would suggest i think the sooner the government gives the public a clear path in terms of what would happen under different scenarios the sooner we can start arguing about the rules instead of figuring out how to kill each other when it all goes bad so i would like to see the the government in some form just put out a flow chart that says this is our understanding of if we get to election day and we don't have a result we're going to do this these people will be in charge and they will give us this outcome then if we still don't have a result we can trust and i'm just making this part up uh on this date we'll have the supreme court decide again i'm just making this all up the supreme court will decide if we should hold the second election if we should just do it again or they might decide to just do it in a couple of problem areas maybe there's a state or some counties that look like like they're not reliable so it doesn't matter what the process is so long as it looks credible on paper it's presented well in advance so that we can live with it for a while i want to be able to live with the idea that no no this isn't going to be like normal elections we will not have a result on election night then the process will be the follows let's say the process is that we don't uh that we ask the networks not to report who is even ahead suppose you just don't report it and you wait till the votes are counted and there's some kind of official sign off before the networks can give you any results maybe you just say there's no news on this you just can't report the news until all the votes are counted how about that i don't could he make that stick i don't know if it would even work but it doesn't matter what the process is my point is you have to get the public pregnant with that process now you don't want to wait till election night and have the public find out for the first time where it goes big big mistake that is a civil war-sized mistake if you don't educate the piss out of the public i'm not talking about having some news stories or doing a release that says what will happen under these conditions i'm talking about blanketing the brains of the public with it until every every person who might vote can recite exactly what will happen if we don't get you know a clear result in a quick time frame through the normal process what happens what's that look like does nancy pelosi become the supreme leader or something i don't know all right i've talked too long i've gone on too long and i think that's it for now and i will talk to you later
yeah that's a look out my window
at the smoky california air
that is the air i have to breathe if
you're thinking that looks like
fog you'd be wrong if you think it looks
like
low clouds you'd be wrong
that is what i have to breathe and it's
like that every summer lately because
california
mass but let's talk about
other stuff but before we do that
should we prepare yes we should because
the most exciting part of the day is
about to happen now
it's called the simultaneous sip and by
the way omar i haven't forgotten about
you
i am going to get back i am going to get
to that um
all you need is a copper margarita glass
a tanker chelsea stein the canteen joker
flask
a vessel of any kind fill it with your
favorite liquid i like
coffee and join me now for the
unparalleled pleasure
the dopamine hit of the day the thing
that makes
everything better except the air quality
it's called the simultaneous sip and it
happens now
well there is a smell of sulfur in the
air so
i'm guessing kamala harris is in the
state
i don't know just a guess um
somebody alerted me to the fact that
wikipedia has been updated
to to include my hoax
except that they don't know it's a hoax
which should tell you everything you
need to know about wikipedia
so wikipedia thinks that i believe that
biden and harris
have satanic messaging the part they
miss
is that when i introduced this idea i
said
publicly and clearly i don't believe in
satan
i'm just going to see if they take me
out of context sure enough
got taken out of context which is
hilarious to me
would be frightening to the rest of you
probably
so there's a story about a california
fire
that's already burned 10 000 acres and
it was uh it was started by a gender
reveal party
they had some kind of explosive device
or incendiary device or something anyway
they
they had a party they exploded something
that burned
10 000 acres and i wondered what
name you would give the baby what would
be a good baby name
for a baby whose gender reveal party
destroyed ten thousand acres in flames
and counting
i'm gonna go with sparky don't you think
sparky would be a good nickname no
matter what the baby's name would be
hey how'd you get that name well it's
embarrassing
my parents burned up half of california
so they call me sparky um
michael cohen's book i guess is out
because there's a bunch of tweets about
it
and i don't i don't know if you've
read any of the quotes but they're so
over the top
that they actually just read as funny
now
yeah there was a time when you'd say to
yourself trump said
what and you think
i'm a little worried about that what's
that mean but it's become so ridiculous
at this point the things that people are
making up and putting in
trump's mouth that's i think the white
house called a fan
fiction and i've got a feeling none of
it is going to have
any impact i think these are all the
things that people
think are going to have an impact and
absolutely nobody cares
here's why number one we have four years
of trump
we don't really have to wonder what he
would do or how he would act as
president
we know exactly how he's going to act so
revealing all these little things he may
or may not have said
at some point in the past doesn't really
tell you anything you need to know
because what you need to know is what
kind of president would he be
asked and answered we just watched it
for four years
so if you want more of that you know how
to get it
and if you don't want more of that you
don't really need to read michael
cohen's book
because what will michael cohen's book
tell you
that you didn't know already did you
know
this may come as a shock to you but did
you know that
trump sometimes says things which people
find offensive
i know big surprise right
you didn't know that and that's really
all we're finding out
so because the fake news and the critics
want to put it in the worst possible
sense they'll turn it into he's a racist
he's a
he's whatever but it all kind of fits
into one category doesn't it
if you take everything that trump is
accused of
saying or thinking and you and you just
sort of
tried to summarize it it's that he
offends people
who didn't already know that there's
oh somebody is saying that the baby name
should be smoky
smoky would be a funny baby name smokey
sparky
all right and here's the
trick that the fake news and the
publishers and the authors are playing
on you and it goes like this
imagine if you will close your eyes
and imagine that all of your private
conversations
the things you said one-on-one to your
closest
confidants over the course of your life
imagine that all of your private
conversations
suddenly became public
how would you look would you look
offensive maybe
maybe just a little bit would you look
like you're
a little bit biased or bigoted or
maybe have some bad qualities would you
look like you're a horn bag or
or you're crazy maybe
and here's here's the trick it's sort of
a magic
trick if you will on the public the
trick is
that the way all of us talk privately
to people we trust is completely
different
than the way we would speak publicly
because if you're speaking publicly
you will speak in a way that you will
protect your reputation
but also importantly you would protect
the feelings of the people you are
talking to
because you don't need to make any
enemies right
so when you when you speak in public you
you speak a certain way that doesn't get
anybody hurt or you try to
when you speak privately you don't have
to worry about that
because nobody's going to hear it except
the person you're talking to
in a perfect world in the real world if
you run for president and they decide
they don't like you
they might write a book someday so
when they take private conversations
which wouldn't hurt
anybody and they move them into the
political realm
i say that responsibility for the
message
once moved from the private realm to the
public
should be on the messenger that's right
so anything that you learned in the
cohen book
that is offensive should be attributed
to cohen
because if cohen didn't tell you you
wouldn't know it
are the things that you would say in
public that you think are not really
harm
they're not harmful they're not meant to
any bad intention
but they're pretty raw you would just
say it privately you just wouldn't say
the same thing in public
let me give you a specific example so
you can get
the sense of this president trump is
alleged
to have said that the uh
the the service people who fought in
vietnam
were suckers now i don't think you can
believe
any of these reports because all these
anonymous reports etc
they they just don't have credibility
but
let's take it as our example and suppose
he did
suppose that did happen what would you
say to somebody
in a private conversation if they said
to you
you know i think that the people went to
vietnam
they you know they meant well they were
serving their country
but you feel bad for 19 year olds 18
year olds are joining the service
because they don't know or they didn't
know
that the press and the government were
running a scam
that the war was not legitimate
and so privately you might say to your
friends
you know i think the service people who
who fought in that war
as noble as their motives were they were
suckers
they were suckers because if they'd
known
that the war was useless and couldn't be
won and didn't have a purpose anyway
maybe they would have resisted but
instead they were good americans good
patriots did as they were told did as
the country asked
that's not wrong it's just that the
purpose they were asked
to go fight didn't really have a good
justification
so if you were talking to your friend
privately who understood you
knew your new year your mind knew your
heart if you will
and you said you know i gotta say the
people who fought in that war were
were kind of suckers would that offend
you if your friend said it and nobody
else was supposed to hear it
let's say neither of you had served or
alternately let's say both of you had
served so that
your peers whichever way that goes
i think you would not be offended by
that yeah
who'd winked might be better if somebody
says in the comments
hoodwinked might be a better uh way to
put it
you know that trump uses the more
aggressive language for just about
everything
so if his meeting was these these
um these young people who got drafted in
most cases
right they didn't choose it they got
drafted
and they got drafted into a bad
situation
if he called them suckers privately
would you have disagreed with that if
you knew that he
respected the service because he's your
friend so you know that
you just think that he's making a case
that the government screwed
a generation right so i i've got a
feeling that when people hear these
stories
that trump said privately and they hear
that somebody
who was really an made them
public
let me say this as clearly as i can if
there's something that you know
happened privately and you're the one
who makes it public
and then it becomes offensive because
it's public
couldn't have offended anybody privately
because there was nobody listening to it
you're the there's just no way
around that
it's not the person who said it it's you
it's you michael cohen are the one who
made it offensive
by making it public it is you
atlantic magazine and jeffrey goldberg
who are the because
whatever trump said or didn't say could
not have hurt anybody
when he did it and he would have known
that
a private conversation just doesn't hurt
anybody
by making it public plenty of hurt
because it it actually degrades
the readiness of our military because it
makes
puts some question in people's heads
about the
you know the commander-in-chief that is
one of the most
despicable acts of unpatriotic
array you will ever see in your
life
it would be hard to like even invent a
scenario
short of actually directly hurting
people that
you could do a thing that would be more
despicable than taking a private
conversation
that didn't hurt anybody and turn it
into a public conversation
that degrades the entire military
readiness of the united states
creates chaos creates a race war creates
god knows what that is serious assholery
i mean that's like a 10 and a 10. and
i don't know if the public is
sophisticated enough
to do the mental uh you know the mental
gymnastics of saying oh wait wait wait
i have to i have to view this as though
it were a private conversation
because that's the way it originally
started and that's a whole different
context
all right so i've got a feeling that
just like the michael wolff book
the michael cohen book will will be you
know
some headlines for a few days and then
everybody will say
we don't like michael cohen
how much do people like lawyers
not much right you know unfortunately
lawyers do not have a great reputation
but let me ask you this how much do
people like lawyers
who screw their own client
now you could say to yourself hey trump
you know
should have pardoned cohen whatever
but isn't it true that what you see
is a lawyer who you already felt a
little not so comfortable with
because lawyers are not that popular and
then this lawyer
actually publicly crucified his own
client
and his ex-best friend
that's the worst person in the world
okay
if your lawyer goes to jail that's a bad
lawyer
if your lawyer goes to jail and then
writes a tell-all book
in which at least some of this looks
like he's just completely made up
that's the worst lawyer who ever lived
you can't even get
you you couldn't even design a worse
lawyer than this
all right how about some good news
there's uh last week a british energy
startup
uh came up with this idea that looks
like it could work
for storing energy using massive weights
so in other words they'll use they'll
use energy to lift
a weight on a pulley and then when they
want to
release the energy you know in a battery
sense
like a battery they just let the
gigantic weight
go down the pulley and it you know
generates electricity
by making something turn
it turns out that this idea looks
actually completely doable
on paper and that it's it's come down to
just an
engineering kind of a situation now it
might turn out that like windmills
it sounds better on paper but then you
have maintenance issues and it kills
some burrs and nobody saw that coming so
much
or at least not to the extent that it
happened so we don't know if it'll work
but apparently they want to use
abandoned mines
they have gigantic vertical holes that
go down
it could be like a mile a mile of depth
and put that giant weight in there
and apparently they can generate um just
a ton of electricity
but remember it's a battery so you have
to put the electricity in
before you can get it out but still
having a
gigantic battery would be cool somebody
on twitter whose name i didn't write
down but it was a good comment i wish i
had
said why why do you need a big hole in
the ground
why don't you just use a uh something
like a train
a car on a mountain on a train track
you know why does that have to be under
the ground why can't it just be
some heavy object on a track to which i
say
i wonder there may be a difference in
just the uh
how much friction is involved maybe
there's an engineering reason why that
isn't that isn't good enough to just put
it on a hill
but here's the other thing that i ask if
you can dig
or even find gigantic holes
can't you use those gigantic holes
to condition homes meaning
use the the fact that the temperature
under the earth
is usually around 56 degrees no matter
what
and you can use that to pump up air to
cool a home if it's too warm
or to warm the whole warm a home if it's
below 56 degrees
so could you use abandoned mines
wherever there are gigantic holes in the
ground that exist
could you not use them for building a
town nearby
that uses that for its heating and
cooling
and takes 50 percent off the cost of
that
or something anyway the so there are
some good news
happening because entrepreneurs continue
to entrepreneur
and inventors continue to invent and
while we're
concentrating on all this political
assholery
there are real good citizens creating
good solutions for the future
yeah geothermal is the
is one of the words i was looking for
there all right um
the company name is gravisit gravisit
gravicity gravitricity
gravitricity is the name of them they
need a little help on the name of their
company
all right yeah and somebody's mentioning
in the comments
elon musk's company the boring company
that bores holes i've often thought that
if you just board a gigantic tunnel
that would be the first start of
building a town above it
for the same reasons you could use your
tunnel for
running all of your utilities but it
could also be a source of your
heating and cooling could be
transportation under the town
could be a lot of things i i've said
this before but
our ability to inexpensively dig really
deep holes
is going to be one of the key
technologies of the future
yet the fact that elon musk
owns a a whole a whole digging
you know technology and company
it kind of tells you that that's a
bigger deal
than just a good idea it really is the
future
you know the ability to dig cheaply
underground is the future
here's a thought i want to just put in
your head as we're obsessed with
all things coronavirus and virus and
epidemics have you noticed how much
china is treating islam like a virus
if it's true the stories we're hearing
about what china is doing with the
uyghur
minority they are muslim minority within
china
and the reports are that they're being
rounded up and put in
in essentially concentration camps
and who knows what other badness is
happening besides that
but if you look at the way china treats
islam
they treat it exactly like a virus
because the first thing they do is
quarantine
and like a virus like a regular virus
religion does transfer by
association if you never had connection
with anybody
physically or over the internet or any
other way
if you never had contact with anybody
who had a religion
you probably wouldn't develop one
spontaneously it's
it's physical contact and communication
that makes religion spread
so i'm not going to say this is good or
bad because
you know you can put your own obvious
morality on top of this but it's
interesting
that china treats religion like a
medical problem
are they wrong because we treat mental
health as a medical problem
don't we we didn't always but today
our more enlightened view of the world
is that if you have a mental problem
that's a health problem
you know is no more or less a health
problem than a broken leg
it's just part of your body is not
functioning the way you'd want to
and and we would treat things like
let's say you were brainwashed to do
something terrible you know to be a
nazi or something we would treat that
as like a mental condition and
it's interesting that china treats
religion in general now in this case
they're they're treating islam that way
but i think they do the same with the
falun gong and i think they would do the
same with any
you know christian sect in china if
there was such a thing
so it has more to do with religion than
it has to do with islam
but it's an interesting approach
as immoral as it is um
here's something we learned from the
coronavirus
that the regular flu was always
i saw the president say this in an
interview i i didn't see it when it went
live it was
from not too long ago he did an
interview
in which he was pointing out that he
personally the president
knew several people who had died from
the coronavirus
so personally he knew several people who
died from coronavirus
but as trump said and i've said a number
of times as well
how is it that we've gone our entire
lives and never heard of anybody dying
from the regular flu
your whole life because even if you say
to yourself but scots got scott
this coronavirus killed way more people
so it's obvious that you would
be aware of more of them to which i say
no no let me do the math for you
i've been live let's say let's round it
off from
the moments let's say 50 years or so of
my life
i've been old enough that i would have
noticed if anybody died for a specific
reason
so let's take 50 years of my life and
multiply it by the
50 000 people that supposedly died
uh cover up your speaker for a moment
alexa what is fifty times fifty thousand
fifty times fifty thousand is two point
five million
so that would be 2.5 million people
who would have died just in the united
states
of the regular flu during my let's say
that 50-year period where
when i was old enough to to know if
somebody died
um and why they died
over two million people and i don't know
any of them none of them that's
ten times as many as have died you know
more than 10 times have died from the
coronavirus in the united states
and i don't know anybody who's died of
the regular flu
now trump called this out in the
interview and i've never heard anybody
else say it
who was a public figure and he just
raised the question why have i never
heard of
anybody dying of the regular flu now he
was using it more of a
more to make the point that the
coronavirus was bad stuff
which was a really good way to make the
point i'm making a slightly different
point which is
i think we've been lied to for
my whole life i don't think the regular
flu
is all that dangerous compared to what
we've been told
i do think the chronovirus is dangerous
but part of what made people say the
coronavirus
is not that dangerous is the belief
that 50 000 people a year were dying
from regular flu
i don't think that ever has happened i
think
it was always and that the
coronavirus
is special that's what i think but i
could be wrong
it's always a good thing to say after
everything you assert
if if i could give you one good habit
for
open-mindedness it would be this
we know from the the study of influence
and persuasion we know
that if people simply make a statement
or write down a statement
especially if they say it in public they
come to believe the thing they said
even if they didn't believe it in the
first place
so when i finish a finish speculation by
saying
i could be wrong the i could be wrong is
not just for you
when i finish a statement that is
obviously speculative
and that i say but i could be wrong i'm
talking to myself
and that's part of my self programming
to remind myself i could be wrong it's a
really good
thing to do that so if you think i was
talking to you
when i said i could be wrong i was a
little bit
but mostly that's programming myself
that's a good it's a good strategy you
should use it
so one thing that black lives matter and
antifa have in common besides wanting to
tear down the government uh is they both
seem
relatively okay with sexual assault
now isn't that a weird thing to say
because if you ask them
i'm sure they would say no no
are you crazy we're not okay with sexual
assault
that's crazy but they do act that way
because antifa literally wants to do
away with the police
what do they think is going to happen
when the police go away it's going to be
massive
sexual assaults as well as massive every
other kind of crime
there's not really an alternative to
that happening
so we know that antifa wants an end
state in which there would be massive
sexual assault
they don't say that's a goal but it's
obviously what would happen there's
there's no way around that really black
lives matter as you're watching them
they're talking about the um
forgetting the names there are so many
victims now that i'm getting their names
mixed up
what a terrible world when there are so
many famous
victims of police actions that i can't
keep their names straight
you know at one point it was it was a
perfectly reasonable thing for the
protesters to say
you know they would say the name say the
name say the name to make sure you
didn't forget somebody
who had been you know in this situation
but now there are enough of them that
i'm
i think i could be forgiven for
forgetting which one is which
it's getting hard to keep them all
straight which of course is black lives
matter's
very point and so that point is taken
um but we're watching this latest case
of the uh gentleman who got
shot seven times and was accused of a
sexual assault before that
now i'm gonna say alleged and accused
because
just because he got shot seven times
does not make him guilty of an unrelated
crime
can we agree at least can we at least
agree
that no matter how many times he got
shot for something else
that doesn't make him guilty of the
unrelated allegation
but it might be um but it does seem to
me that black lives matter is
de-emphasizing the the sexual assault
uh emphasizing the police action and
that's a choice
it's a choice to you know lower that
priority
so there's one thing that antifa and
black lives matter have in common
is less concerned about sexual assault
and i think the republicans get that
right because the republicans are kind
of obsessed
with that topic especially if anybody
underage is involved
that is a very republican
kind of thing to to go after stopping
that
and the president's actually had amazing
well during his administration it's hard
to know who gets all the credit for what
but during the trump administration the
actions against
every kind of sexual trafficking have
been unprecedented
so that's that's another gigantic
difference
that should be mentioned more i think uh
i want to confess some stupidity
and i know i'm doing this and i've let
me remind you before i
i do this that i've told you that one of
my superpowers and indeed i think one of
the
values that i can bring is that i'm not
embarrassed by stuff
and it's a it's a learned skill
to not be embarrassed by stuff and so
i'm going to embarrass myself now
by confessing something i don't
understand
that i think many of you do understand
and maybe you could explain it to me
now sometimes when i say something
doesn't make sense i'm asserting
i'm asserting that there's something
wrong with the thing because it doesn't
make sense
in this case i'm not asserting that i'm
asserting that there must be something
wrong up here in my head
area somewhere in the brain department
just to me personally that there's
something that other people seem to
understand that i don't
and let me put it out there here's what
i don't understand
when president trump or people who agree
with him
say that the reason we're discovering so
much virus
in this country is because we're doing
more testing
and the critics say oh
how stupid that was stupid it's just not
true
it's just not true ask all the experts
the amount
you're testing has nothing to do
with how much virus you're detecting and
every time i hear that i go
okay continue continue making the point
so i can see the part where you say that
doing the thing that detects the virus
is not the thing that's detecting the
virus
because there's probably a good reason
all the smart people are saying it
you know all the anti-trumpers say it
they say it consistently
and i believe there are even pro-trump
people who say it
and and they mock him
like it's just sort of obvious why
that's wrong
and i say to myself what's
wrong with me why can't i tell
what's going on here i don't honestly i
don't even have
i don't even have a theory for why
that's wrong
now is this one of those situations
where cnn etc are just telling you that
an apple is banana and they're just
trying to get away with it
or is there actually a smart version of
this
where they can explain why testing does
not
find more virus
tests are all wrong some people are
saying that's a different topic
all right so i'm looking at your
comments i don't think
anybody understands that
yeah so
are all of you all right here's the
funny part
the reason i've never mentioned this in
public
is because i thought it was just me
i thought i was being stupid because i
can't imagine a scenario
where doing more testing doesn't produce
more positive outcome
more positive results i
don't get it all right so apparently
there's nobody here who even understands
what the argument is
much less agrees or disagrees it's it's
like you don't even
know what they're talking about and we
let that go
like that's okay i guess it is okay
they might be looking at positivity rate
somebody said
i don't know numbers are numbers
all right let's uh but if somebody does
have an answer for that and i still
think there might be
send it along
i love the fact that the president is
teasing that there might be a vaccine
sooner than you think and
there's a big discussion about the fact
that the vaccines might be being
rushed to have them done before the
election
now would it be good for the president
if the vaccine
started to be available even if only for
a few people
before election day would that be good
for trump
maybe depends how the news handled it
they might say
it's rushed and therefore it's worse
than not having it
that's what kamala harris seems to be
indicating
but let me give you a dose of the real
world
are you ready this is if you're
below a certain age this will be the
first time you've ever heard this
and this is a truism of big
organizations
of projects of everything
this is a universal truth
if you don't give somebody a deadline
it'll never get done if you don't give
somebody a deadline
it'll never get done things get done
on the deadline doesn't matter what it
is
this is something i've experimented with
all my life
uh and i'll give you a concrete example
when i was
first doing my comic strip uh
while i was working full-time sometimes
i would sit there in the morning before
i went to my day job
and all of my time would get used up and
i hadn't drawn a comic i just couldn't
come up with an idea
and i had 10 minutes literally 10
minutes because i would never let myself
go a day without making a comic
to make whatever i could make to make a
comic
and what happened i would always a
hundred percent of the time
with no exceptions over 30 years haven't
missed it
once 10 minute deadline
to do a day's work i could fit a day's
work
into 10 minutes now of course
cartooning's not like other jobs
but the point is if you don't have a
deadline
things just don't happen and it almost
doesn't matter where the deadline is
you could say the deadline's next year
you could say the deadline is this
my guess is and i don't know this field
but the people who make the regular
vaccine for the regular annual flu
don't you think they have deadlines it's
probably an internal deadline
it's probably a deadline that looks like
this if we don't have this done by
pick a day if we don't have this done by
september we won't get to make any money
this year
because it'll be too late so i would
imagine that every vaccine has at least
an internal company deadline because if
it didn't
nothing would happen nothing gets done
without a deadline
and the part if you're young this is the
part you don't know and i would
encourage you
if this sounds like ridiculous if the
first time you hear this you say
that's that doesn't make any sense at
all
i would ask you to talk to somebody
experienced
in just life if you give a deadline
people will need it it's it's like magic
it's one of the greatest tricks of
management is that people
do work toward deadlines it's just
that's it
and so when the president makes and i
think we would all agree
an artificial deadline to get this done
by let's say before election day does
that
make the world a worse place or a better
place
now if you're inexperienced what you're
going to say to yourself whoa
that's going to make them cut corners
that's a dangerous situation
that would be the inexperienced view of
the world and i think the democrats
will count on you or enough people to
have an experienced world view
here's the experienced world view
those fda people and the people who have
to approve this
they're not going to throw away their
whole lives to approve something that
doesn't look solid
there are a lot of people who are going
to put their whole
careers on the line to sign off on this
thing
and they would i think most of them or
at least enough of them
would be willing to quit rather than put
something out
that didn't they didn't feel comfortable
with so this deadline will
almost certainly cause one of two things
to happen
it'll either be done before election day
and it will be solid or it won't be done
because the fda will not have have
approved it
there are only two possibilities so the
possibility of it being done before
election day
and and being shoddy and having the
president force people to
say things they don't believe are true
about the safety of it
very unlikely in the real world very
unlikely
because this is life and death if it
were just a project
and maybe there was just money on the
line oh yeah
you get people to lie about that it
would be easy to get people lying about
you know how good is your product or
anything like that but life and death
we're talking about you know people in
the fda or whoever has to
sign off on stuff we're talking about
people who would know
they would be putting their name on
something that could
kill or injure tens of thousands of
people if you know worst case scenario
that's not a that's not a risk people
take
all right typically and we would hope
that there's maximum transparency on
those people
and if the news business wants to keep
everybody honest which would be a good
idea we should get the names of the
people who
need to sign off both government and
medical
and really really talk to those people
know who they are
put the light on them and say here's the
deal
we are literally going to trust you with
our lives
we are going to trust you with the fate
of the republic
bob or whatever their names are
bob we're looking at you do not
sign that piece of paper bob or whoever
unless you're willing to put your life
on it that this is a good decision
nobody you know nobody's magic we can't
you can't be right all the time but
we're watching
bob we gotta have that going and we
don't have that right now
all right um i feel like the loser
sucker
hoax is already dying from neglect that
will just be replaced by the
michael cohen book which will be
replaced by something next week
so it looks like the whole loser sucker
thing just fell apart
and here's the rule that i would like to
put on this
which is um if somebody makes
several claims whether it's the steele
dossier or it's the
atlantic article and there's a major
claim within there
that can be debunked you're done
you don't need to debunk the rest of
them if you can determine that one of
them
is clearly a lie and clearly a lie that
somebody knew is a lie
you don't need to talk about the rest of
it
walk away and just say it's debunked
walk away
now the word that cnn used for debunked
is confirmed so they just put different
words on things
so cnn itself confirmed that the story
about
why the you know the one event was
canceled because of weather
they've also confirmed that that's not
true
they too should say and therefore the
entire body of work
is disqualified but they don't
all right um i was
thinking about ways that the protests
could be
let's say handled or solved
and i was throwing out some ideas on
twitter let me run a few of these
by you um
well let me do some whiteboarding for
you
i just noticed that my
lighting is terrible i still have my
lights my curtains up
excuse me while i put down my curtains
and improve things a little bit
um i want to go to the whiteboard here
because i don't think most people know
what black lives matter or
antifa even want so here's my model of
the world
so before you can argue anything or
persuade you have to get people in
a common frame or understanding of the
world
i would say democrats are favorable to
antifa
and to black lives matter so far would
you say that that is true
that neither neither that the democrats
don't really
criticize of course they don't criticize
black lives matter
uh but even antifa to the extent that
antifa
are part of the protests democrats are
you know sort of on their side what does
antifa want
how many americans know what antifa
wants
if you ask them they'd say they want an
end to racism
does does antifa want an end to racism
who knows it might be part of what they
want but what they really want is the
destruction of civilization
now they don't word it that way what
they say is we want to get rid of
all government and all
and all police let's say they were
successful
let's say antifa got rid of all
government and all law enforcement
what would be the obvious undeniable
outcome of that well we would be
conquered by any other country that
wanted to
because we would be a sitting duck
anybody could conquer us
but beyond that if we had no centralized
government of any kind we would just
devolve into sort of a tribal situation
you wouldn't have entrepreneurship you
wouldn't have anything
because if anybody worked and made money
they would have to immediately share it
or they would be attacked by the the
masses to take their stuff
so there's no there's no doubting this
that what antifa wants is the end of
civilization
they they pretty much say it as directly
as i do
they just don't fill in the blanks like
i did which is
what would happen if you got what you
wanted it would be the end of
civilization
there's not there's no argument to that
that's just what it would have to be
because they do not account for human
motivation
it would be great if humans could all
share and still work hard and they would
still have motivation and you didn't
need a government because we were all so
nice that we would just agree on things
but that's not the real world in the
real world if you disband your military
the country next to you conquers you in
10 minutes
that's the real world now let's take
black lives matter
they do not want an end of civilization
so it's weird that they're on the same
team what they want
is to take your stuff meaning anybody
who's now black
and to solve systemic racism
by a transfer of wealth
now if you ask them would they say that
does black lives matter say
yeah what we'd like to do is solve
systemic racism
by taking your stuff and giving it to
black people
they kind of do they kind of do say that
because what would reparations be
reparations would be
taking things and redistributing them
what would any of socialism be
socialism you know 90 tax rates the
things they're talking about would be
taking things that legally belong to
other people
but here's the key maybe not morally
that would be their argument so the
black lives mar
matter argument would be yeah yeah you
you white people and other people have a
lot of stuff
but you wouldn't have that stuff if not
for slavery
so really even though the law says it's
your stuff
it's not really morally your stuff so
we're just gonna
adjust things until they're morally
comparable
and that would require a change in the
law perhaps or legislation or whatever
so what happens if you have a system
that's based on transferring resources
from
people who make it and have it to people
who aren't making it and don't have it
the end of civilization
there's no other way that goes either it
looks different
because they're not thinking about you
know the end state
they're just thinking about can we solve
systemic racism
and this would be the way to do it some
kind of a transfer of wealth
it all ends in the same place it ends
with a destruction of civilization
now why don't the
republicans make that case i don't know
that's what i'd do here's what the
republicans
are offering or could they're offering
school choice in all of its forms under
the theory that if you've got a school
choice
you at least have you have the
opportunity
to make something of your life can't
guarantee it
nobody's guaranteeing you good outcomes
but
at least you have the opportunity i
would argue however that there's a
missing component
and the missing component is that no
matter what school you choose
they're probably not teaching you life
strategies
they're not telling you how to succeed
and my belief
is this the people who use similar
strategies
in life get similar outcomes if you're
black
and you get a's in school you don't join
a gang you don't do drugs
you you probably could get a scholarship
to college
how is your life going to turn out
pretty good
pretty good if you're white
and you're born with let's say white
privilege but you
do drugs do crimes and go to jail
you know get your 14 year old girlfriend
pregnant
and don't pay attention in school how
does your life turn out
does it turn out great because of all
your white privilege
no turns out terrible so the big magic
trick that black lives matter and to
some extent antifa
are doing is to make it seem as if the
way you
act in life doesn't matter
it doesn't matter let me give you some
advice
if you're ever in a discussion with
anybody over any topic
doesn't have to be any of this stuff
just in general and the other party says
here's the deal all of the changes have
to be on your side
and our side we will simply be the
benefit of your changes
if they say that walk away
there is no such thing as a negotiation
where one side
gives and the other side takes
you maybe you would like that to be the
case but that
becomes a case of negotiating with
yourself
how about i give you this thanks now
give us some more
uh okay well i thought it was done but
okay i'll give you a little more
thank you um now how about some more
wait a minute where's this end where's
the end of us giving you stuff
if you don't tell us what you want
it's we would be idiots to give you
anything
so that should be you know logic
number one which is if you're not asking
for something specific
we will offer you zero
because to do otherwise is just stupid
it's just stupid
because you can't negotiate with
yourself you have to have somebody on
the other side who says
if we got this it would be enough maybe
we could meet in the middle
so i would say that the republicans
could have a good case if they said
if you get school choice right that's
not enough they've got to teach
some kind of a life strategy about how
to stay in a trouble
here's how i would teach a life strategy
in the second grade
or first grade you want to keep it
simple right
and whatever somebody learns when
they're really really young
that becomes extra sticky in terms of
brainwashing
so you want to brainwash kids every kid
i'm not talking about black kids and
talk about every kid you want to
brainwash them early
about life strategies and because
they're kids
you got to keep it simple and i would
keep it this simple here's my idea
we call it the 100 life so instead of
saying i'm going to teach you a life
strategy you're already losing a first
grader
they're like the strategy don't even
know what that word means
so instead you make it a checklist and
you say
here's how to have 100 life 100 life
just means a full life
that's got all the good stuff in it if
you
commit a crime subtract four points
if you get bad grades in school subtract
seven points if you become addicted to a
substance
subtract 25 points whatever the numbers
are i'm just putting random numbers on
stuff
but you could actually have a checklist
of say five to ten items
and you just tell the kids if you want
your life to be a hundred percent
make sure you don't check any of these
boxes of of these big mistakes
here's these here's why this would work
simplification always works but it's
better to say
you could lose something then if you do
something you might gain something in
the future
imagine telling a first grader that if
you work hard today
25 years from now you're going to have a
good time doesn't work
because people don't respond the same to
opportunity
as they do to the risk of losing
something so instead
you reverse the equation and you say you
were born with a hundred percent
life your life is perfect in first grade
you know your home life might be a
disaster but in terms of where you could
go
100 if you did all the right stuff but
i'm going to take away from you
some of your life if you make these
mistakes and then people start seeing it
as a loss
wait a minute i was born with 100
potential
and then i made this choice in this
choice and i could see how that
diminished my potential
and then i could look at all the older
people who are not having a good life
and i could say wait a minute
oh yeah this checklist totally works
that that person's having a bad life and
yep sure enough committed a crime joined
a gang
it's right here on the list got got
addicted to substance there it is
it's right on the list had a baby at 12
um it's on the list
so you could teach a first grader life
strategy by just give them a list of ten
things and say
don't do any of these ten things and
you'll you'll be fine
uh the republican approach should they
adopt something like this would be one
of abundance
where everybody could win so
you know that still becomes a problem of
equality
but if you took care of education and
life strategy
it might be as good as you can do so
it's not a perfect world but it might be
the best world that you could
produce so
that's how i would frame it if i were in
charge
um here are some just some more thoughts
on the same
topic um
have you wondered why there have been no
counter protests
for the portland stuff so portland
actually has
an a protester camp where they have nice
little tents it looks like they were
acquired from the same source and
they've got like a tent
village where they live i guess
they probably sleep during the day and
protest and riot at night
and i'm not recommending this because it
would be dangerous people would get hurt
but i'm wondering why it hasn't happened
that nobody has targeted their camp
while they're gone because you could
just destroy
again i'm not recommending this because
it'd be super dangerous people would get
killed
but i don't know why it hasn't happened
it feels like the obvious
thing would be some group of
anti-protesters would just wait until
the protesters mostly left the camps
and they would just go through and rip
it rip it apart or set it on fire
or or just steal their stuff or whatever
and i think that would go a long way
but i don't recommend it it would be
dangerous
just a question all right um did you
know
and fact check me on this that the
original antifa
was allied with hitler now i read this
on
online so you know fact check so here's
the claim
the claim is that antifa the original
one was against fascism
but also against organized government
just like it is now
and that when uh when they had a choice
of the weimar republic which was
unpopular in germany
or the nazis antifa actually chose the
nazis
because they were seemingly more
anti-government
in other words the nazis seemed to be on
their side
because they also didn't like the weimar
regime and so antifa
and the nazis allegedly i need a fact
check on this
worked together to overthrow the
government and then the first thing that
happened was uh
the uh the hitler got rid of antifa
because of course you don't want those
guys around so the first thing they do
is
is get rid of their partners and it made
me think
does antifa think ahead because
i can't see any scenario where they
don't lose
and literally die if if they get what
they're asking for
it's weird that people could get what
they're asking for and it guarantees
their destruction
but antifa has that philosophy i'd like
you to give me something
that destroys you but oh yeah it will
destroy me at the same time
that's a weird philosophy all right
um
uh i also think that uh
well i i'm confused about whether the
supporters of antifa
which is anti-fod-sol for the most part
are
lying to everybody else or if they
if they don't realize that antifa wants
to destroy civilization
is there anybody who's in favor of
antifa
who actually just doesn't understand
that in order for them to get what they
want civilization itself would have to
be destroyed
and not replaced with something better
because that option isn't there
it's not even it's not even something
that's unlikely
but you know if everything went right it
could happen it can't happen
there is no way that the united states
could have no government
which would be the antifa preference and
still survive in a world
where china still has a government and a
military
they would conquer us 10 minutes into
that plan
so i'm just curious whether it's
stupidity or
or what i don't get it all right
um one of the things that trump could do
to
mess with the protesters is ask them to
pick a leader
to negotiate with now what would happen
if trump said you know maybe you would
help
if we could listen to your concerns so
you
anti-fun blm people all you protesters
just do me a favor
select somebody who will be your
spokesperson and bring us some specific
demands
because if you ever saw their specific
demands
nobody would be in favor of them and and
the
the democrats the ones running for
office would have to disavow the
protesters
they would have to but they don't have
to disavow the protesters yet
because the protesters are cleverly not
asking for specific things
that you can really dig into and say yes
or no to
so defund the police sounds like it's
specific
but it's not because they don't know
what that means
does it mean the money goes somewhere
else do you replace that
with something else what do you do with
the government itself if you're antifa
you don't want the government so simply
asking the protesters to
to give you a coherent cohesive
leadership set of negotiating demands
should make the protesters turn on each
other
because it would would force them to
realize they're not actually on the same
team
because when it gets to the point where
they have to ask for something
they wouldn't ask for the same stuff it
would be different stuff
so it would turn them against each other
so all and i'm going to be working on
this high ground maneuver which is
getting people to understand that the
protesters want the end of civilization
but if somebody wants instead the end of
systemic racism
the only way to get it is through
education that's as close as you can get
you know there's nothing else that could
actually work but education could work
we know that
trump did a persuasion play that i
thought was
just frankly brilliant and i'm going to
give you
a comparison you remember i've told the
story a number of times
that i realized that trump could win it
all when i
especially when i saw him in the debate
the first debate
in the first election in which he was
challenged about his statements about
women
and he answered with the only rosie
o'donnell maneuver
now what made that special is that his
answer was so
funny and provocative that you couldn't
think about the original question
he he just sucked all the energy from
the question which would have ruined his
campaign
onto an answer that wasn't even an
answer
it wasn't even the right answer to the
question but it was so interesting you
wanted to talk about that
instead when trump was
dealing with these accusations about
calling soldiers losers
and suckers which i believe did not
happen
you couldn't directly disprove it
because you can't prove a negative you
can't prove something didn't happen
you could just prove that you don't see
any evidence of it
so he had this impossible situation
similar to megyn kelly
asking him this impossible question and
the debates
how do you get out of an impossible
situation
turns out there's one person in the
world who knows how to do this
and his name is president trump so what
did he do
he said this and by the way
anybody who misses the brilliance of
this
is really really missing a good show
because i know that
you know the president does a lot of a
lot of stuff that you
you think well i wouldn't have done that
but every now and then
he'll do something that is just
transcendentally
smart to the point where you can't even
recognize it
as smart it's so smart the smart people
can't recognize it as smart
here it is he said quote in his press
conference
i'm not saying the military is in love
with me
this is pacing all right he's agreeing
i'm not saying the military is in love
with me the soldiers are
so he's made a claim that the soldiers
like him and then he goes the top
people in the pentagon probably aren't
because they want to do nothing but
fight wars
so that all of those wonderful companies
that make the bombs and make the planes
and make everything else stay happy
trump told reporters
now do you see what he did that's the
rosie o'donnell move
how do you talk about some
unsubstantiated claims
about what trump may or may not have
said in private
which isn't all that important how do
you talk about that
when trump just dumped on you the most
explosive claim
any commander-in-chief ever made
ever which is that his generals are
dopes
and they're in it for the money oh
my god now
now here's the good part will he be
criticized
for being the commander-in-chief and
basically calling his
generals and top military people
corrupt will he be criticized for that
yes
how do you criticize him when he's
saying the same thing that
general dwight eisenhower said later
president eisenhower
i believe when he was leaving office and
they gave the speech about the
the famous speech about the military
industrial complex
meaning that the military was creating
wars
so that the the industry people could
make money selling
bombs and bullets so trump
mirrored eisenhower's most
probably the most respected speech any
president's ever given
in terms of it being true prophetic
important and totally non-um
what do you call it nonpartisan there is
nothing partisan
about eisenhower saying watch out for
this combination of the military in the
industry keep an eye on that that's what
trump said
now that is such a provocative thing
because remember
trump is currently the
commander-in-chief
it's one thing to say something as
you're walking out the door
and fact check me on that but didn't
eisenhower do his speech
after he was leaving office i think so
but that that would be an important
point
um trump did it while he's running for
reelection
that is a whole other level of
provocation
because he's saying i'm going to be the
boss over these people that i don't even
think are doing it for the right reasons
they look corrupt
to me how much do you want that
president
please if if trump had never done
anything else except throw his own
military
under the bus and say watch out for
these guys
they have a monetary motive to get us
into war if he had never done
anything else but just that one thing
he would have my vote he would have my
vote
would i care that he called the soldiers
who were sent to war by
by who sent the soldiers to war in
vietnam
was it the soldiers themselves
nope it was the military industrial
complex
who got us hooked up with the war in
iraq
was it because of all those weapons of
mass destruction
nope is because the military industrial
complex
got a new friend called the press
now it's the press military
industrial complex trump although he's
never stated
this way has basically added a third leg
to the eisenhower warning watch out for
the
fake news press military
industrial complex because they gave you
iraq and
here's the brilliant part they treated
our military
like suckers yeah
do you see it yet that's what trump did
he actually took trump said the
the service people were suckers the
worst thing you could ever hear right
our most respected class of people are
our military
we like it that way we like them to be
the most respected class
that just works it's just a good idea
and he took that
and turned that into the military
industrial complex and even my
own people in my organization treated
soldiers
like suckers
it's different isn't it now
now i know that i get a lot of heat from
my critics
who say scott scott scott you're you're
finding
you're imagining that you're finding
gold nuggets and this big pile of crap
and all it is is chaos and flailing and
and trump is doesn't know what he's
doing and he's just
you know he's incompetent he's just
waving his arms and stuff
and i say to you if
if my theory was correct from 2015
that trump plays 3d chess or 4d chess if
you prefer
and that he can do things that other
people just can't do
that that frame of mind would predict
that if he were president
as he is that he would continue to do
things
that you would say i don't think anybody
else could have done that
this is one of those things this is
something
i swear there is no other president who
could have gotten out of this trap
not only did he get out of the trap i
think we came out ahead
because now we're talking about the
military industrial complex i've added
the press
and i think we should because that's
where a big problem is
kind of brilliant that that is so
brilliant
you just you've never even seen a
president do anything that smart before
this is this is other level persuasion
smart
this is not normal people stuff you know
i
i don't think i could have gotten out of
that um
all right we're also entering
in no particular order here we're
entering a phase of the pandemic
where we're going from a place where
trump was
arguably the worst choice for the job
because early in the pandemic what the
public
seemed to want is some kind of
empathy and plain talking about how bad
it was
now unfortunately or depending on your
point of view
fortunately this is either a feature or
a bug
this president doesn't know how to talk
negative
he just doesn't know how to say things
are going to get worse
it's also why we like him those of you
who do like him
because he's he's an internal optimist
no matter how bad things are it's going
to get better
make america great again it's optimism
is his primary
feature but if you end up in a pandemic
in the early start of it you know in the
beginning where really you do have to
just tell the public
look this is going to be bad you know i
got to be honest with you this is gonna
be bad
but we need to pull together he isn't
that guy
all right if we if we can be honest no
matter how much you love the president
he's just not that guy he's not the guy
who delivers bad news and makes you feel
comfortable with it it's just not
but that was the guy we needed
you know a few months ago if we had had
an election then
maybe he would have lost and maybe that
would have been fine if we could get
somebody in who
was good on that phase it wasn't really
you know an option
but where are we going to be around
election day well i think that no matter
what's happening with the virus
whether we get our drugs and vaccines or
not
we're going to be working on the economy
more than we're working on
saving lives because i think the
therapeutics and the way we're treating
people is so good that the death rate's
going to come down
probably keep coming down if the stuff
we learned about vitamin d is true
that death rate is going to plunge more
if the vaccine works
the optimism alone will be good for the
economy but the
death rate will plunge again so we're
entering a phase where you could
almost guarantee that the rebuilding the
economy will be more important than
fighting the virus fairly soon
you know we're talking about this winter
we're going to be talking about the
economy more
who is the best person you've ever seen
for that phase trump
i would argue that just as it is true
that he was the wrong personality for
the first part of the pandemic
you don't want him talking about medical
stuff
because he uses hyperbole you don't want
that
right you don't want medical
conversation
with hyperbole that's a bad bad
combination
you don't want the eternal optimist to
be the one who has to deliver bad news
every day
it just doesn't work it doesn't work
and i've said this before everybody who
thinks there's such a thing as a good
president and a bad president
doesn't really understand how the world
works
there's no such thing as a good
president or a bad president
there is such a thing as a president
who is right for the situation
i would argue that obama was right for
the situation he picked up in his first
term
i wish it was an economy on the edge and
we just wanted
we wanted a um a reassuring voice
and obama brought that we wanted
somebody that we knew would look at the
details
obama gave us that so he was a perfect
fit
for taking us off the edge of the
economic thing
he would not be a perfect fit if you put
him into the presidency to
let's say in november and say okay obama
your job is to goose the economy
not the right guy you know he's solid
but he's not the one who's going to put
the the rocket fuel on it
he's not the rocket fuel guy we've only
had one president who's the rocket fuel
guy
and that's the one you got so i would
argue
that the president is moving from the
phase where he would be the least
fitted that you know empathy
no optimism stuff and moving into the
place where
you could not descend you couldn't
design
a better situation for this president to
fit into
he he's the comeback president he's
you know he came back from his own uh
business losses in the past
he came back from being behind clinton
he's behind biden right now he's
probably going to come come from behind
and beat
biden and he's going to pick up an
economy that he had roaring
they got whacked by the virus and i
think
literally nobody on the planet
and of 7 billion souls i don't think
there is one better person for this
specific need
than president trump that's what i think
um
all right um i'm hearing some
i'm hearing some uh talk about mail-in
votes and
uh versus absence-y balance and
the people who are arguing that we have
experience with mail-in but we also have
experience with
absentee and some states have done full
mail-in for a while
so the people who say that the mail-in
vote will be dependable
and credible are also saying
that it's no problem because we've
tested it enough in these states we'll
just do what they did it'll be fine
but here's the part they get wrong
2020 is not like any other year
because you don't have any baseline of
expectation
so that let's say the votes came in and
they were
five percent different than they would
have been if people voted in in person
what's it tell you nothing
if we had had a history of voting by
and then this year there was something
different in the outcome and you look at
it and go huh
these numbers don't look real it looks
like this district
faked something over there so if you had
a if you had a baseline of doing this
all the time you could maybe detect
if some some mischief had happened
but 2020 there's no baseline we haven't
done it before
we expect massive cheating because it's
america and
people will cheat if they can we don't
know
because of the coronavirus what the vote
would have looked like we don't know if
the polling is accurate because of the
shy trump voters we have no way to know
that the outcome we get is anywhere near
the truth
that's different so everybody who says
hey hey hey
we've done mail and before we know how
that works
is missing the biggest part of the
decision
which is wait wait it's 20 20. if you
had said this
in any prior year i would say yeah
yeah that might be dependable enough
even 2016. i would have said yeah
we know how many people vote we've got a
good handle on it we would detect
any mischief we would see it not in
2020.
in 2020 it will be completely hidden by
all the other noise
from the coronavirus to shy trump
supporters to the polls being you know
not
credible entirely
so here's what i would suggest
i think the sooner the government gives
the public
a clear path in terms of what would
happen
under different scenarios the sooner we
can start arguing about the rules
instead of figuring out how to kill each
other when it all goes bad
so i would like to see the the
government
in some form just put out a flow chart
that says this is our understanding of
if we
get to election day and we don't have a
result we're going to do this
these people will be in charge and they
will give us this
outcome then if we still don't have a
result we can trust
and i'm just making this part up uh on
this date
we'll have the supreme court decide
again i'm just making this all up
the supreme court will decide if we
should hold the second election
if we should just do it again or they
might decide to just do it in
a couple of problem areas maybe there's
a state or
some counties that look like like
they're not reliable
so it doesn't matter what the process is
so long as it looks
credible on paper it's presented well in
advance
so that we can live with it for a while
i want to be able to live with the idea
that no no this isn't going to be like
normal elections we will not have a
result on election night
then the process will be the follows
let's say the process is that we don't
uh that we ask the networks not to
report who is even ahead
suppose you just don't report it and you
wait till the votes are counted
and there's some kind of official sign
off before the networks can give you
any results maybe you just say there's
no news on this
you just can't report the news until all
the votes are counted
how about that i don't could he make
that stick i don't know if it would even
work
but it doesn't matter what the process
is my point is you have to get the
public
pregnant with that process now
you don't want to wait till election
night and have the public find out for
the first time
where it goes big big mistake
that is a civil war-sized mistake
if you don't educate the piss out of the
public
i'm not talking about having some news
stories or doing a release
that says what will happen under these
conditions i'm talking about
blanketing the brains of the public with
it until
every every person who might vote can
recite
exactly what will happen if we don't get
you know a clear result in a quick time
frame through the normal process
what happens what's that look like does
nancy pelosi become
the supreme leader or something i don't
know
all right i've talked too long i've gone
on too long
and i think that's it for now and i will
talk to you later