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Episode 1297 Scott Adams - Bombing Syria, The Obesity-Virus Pandemic, How Not to "Log Off" on Zoom

Episode #1297 Feb 26, 2021 1:04:10 29,849 views

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SimultaneousSip General Commentary

. Good morning everybody. If you'd like to enjoy today to its maximum potential, and I know you would, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unpara…

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MainContent Talent Stack

o. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yep, that's the stuff. Oh, you can feel it just going down and making yourself healthier as you digest. Really good stuff. Well, you want to talk about all the interesting things in the news. I know you do. I know you do. But first, a question for you. What value do I produce that…

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NewsReaction Politics as Persuasion

ou to understand it better by improving your talent stack. So I'm going to make you more effective in your life, not just informed. That will be my goal. So if you're wondering why to watch this, it would be because the people who do are getting smarter and better every single day. And by the way,…

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ictatorship because people prefer it, because the alternative is being incompetent, having Congress muddle around? Yeah. Now the problem of course is that if you take it too far, let's say for example this latest bombing attack, let's say that when Trump did it and also when Biden did it, that let'…

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you. All right, now let me take that story into this next news item. There was a man, I guess his last name was Raja Gopal. I think it was India. Was it India? Might have been Pakistan. I forget. But he's from the Karnataka Hassan district, so somebody can tell me where that is. But anyway, he was…

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NewsReaction Cognitive Reframing

right? Well, I don't feel like I'm giving away a state secret because it's kind of obvious. Don't you think that our government and probably other ones are putting together deepfakes of other leaders and deepfakes of terrorists? Don't you think if we had a good deepfake of Osama bin Laden we could h…

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MainContent AI & Technology

how to turn off your ads and your ad blocker, which isn't too much of a bother. I would say I skip almost everything that's asking me for money or a password or my email address or to turn off ad blockers. And every time I go to one of those links I get angry. Now Twitter users are gonna have that…

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business or product that you hear about, people would tell you why to use it, like what its extra advantage is. But I haven't heard that about Clubhouse and I don't know why. Does that mean there isn't any extra advantage? I don't know. I guess I'll keep that as an open question. Here there's big n…

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ferent areas because not every area is the same. It might hurt some places. It might help some places. And that feels like a good argument. I don't know how accurate it is but it feels at least like it makes sense. So here's my advice to you. If you have a really strong feeling about this $15 minim…

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MainContent Economics & Finance

are putting up with this. This is pure incompetence because the people making the decision, they don't know if $15 an hour is a good idea. Do you think there's anybody in Congress who knows more than I do? And I don't know much. That's the whole point. I don't know much about whether a $15 minimum…

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MainContent Health & Biohacking

tubing. He may have been doing a little tubing when the camera was still on. And here's the funniest part is that the young man, the 21-year-old employee, he also has a side company. When he's not being an assistant in schools he also runs Pirate Magic, a business that throws pirate parties for youn…

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l as though that one restriction of nobody in your residence except the residents for a month and we'd be pretty well done. I feel like now you wouldn't get rid of the infection but you might get it down to a low level. Now does anybody disagree with that? Because it's something like over 50 percent…

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NewsReaction Politics as Persuasion

sarily means as much as you might think it would mean. It could mean that he's just less controversial so the others have some specific reasons you're mad at them. But I can't think of a specific reason to be mad at Kevin McCarthy, can you? I can't think of a like a scandal or was he on the wrong si…

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would suggest it would be a hit? And the executive said we don't look at the average because that's useless, which is really interesting to know. We look at how excited some people are. What you want is that a few people, you know maybe 10 percent of the audience just thinks it's the best thing they…

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get elected. Somebody says she's misinformed. My point was that her mentor may have taught her a lot but if you factor in how quickly she would pick up what she learned the mentor may have already given all he could give. There may not be more to give there. All right. When has AOC ever faced a tou…

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And people all over the world will be joining in right now. Go. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yep, that's the stuff. Oh, you can feel it just going down and making yourself healthier as you digest. Really good stuff.

Well, you want to talk about all the interesting things in the news. I know you do. I know you do. But first, a question for you. What value do I produce that would make you want to watch this in the era of being after Trump? Now when Trump was in office, a lot of people were watching me for my Trump persuasion and other comments about him. But why would you watch now?

I'll tell you what I'm going to try to do, and I'll look for some feedback on this. I'm going to try to make sure that anytime you watch me you're increasing your talent stack. In other words, I'm going to try to talk about what's happening in the news, but that won't be the main thing. The main thing will be to try to get you to understand it better by improving your talent stack. So I'm going to make you more effective in your life, not just informed. That will be my goal.

So if you're wondering why to watch this, it would be because the people who do are getting smarter and better every single day. And by the way, I think a lot of you will confirm that that's true in the comments while I'm talking about other things. For those of you who are newer, tell me if you think you've gotten anything valuable from watching me for however long you've watched me, and that'll tell the other people what's up.

All right. Biden decided to bomb some factions in Syria that are being funded and supported by Iran, in response to Iranian proxies hurting at least one contractor in an attack two weeks ago. Now I would like to say that this is a good move by Biden. Now if you're tuning in to me to watch me say bad things about Democrats and good things about Republicans, I'm not going to do that. Nothing like that will ever happen here. I'm just going to talk about what works and what doesn't, and you can play the politics yourself.

When Trump and Pence won in 2016, I talked about what I call the new CEO move, which is how you establish who you are. When a new CEO is hired, they'll often do something big and splashy right off the bat. They'll maybe fire some executives who needed it. They'll reorganize some things. But the idea is to establish who you are as the new leader right off the bat, because your first impression just has all this power forever. Whoever you are on day one, it's going to be hard to change that. So you want to get it right in the beginning.

So Pence and Trump did that when they started talking to Ford and Carrier when they first got elected, before they'd even been sworn in. It was a really, really good first move, CEO kind of play. And then Trump did it again when he fired all of his cruise missiles into that airport in Syria to give Russia a little bit of a tap on the shoulder. Now people watching it said, "Wow, that might even be sort of an overreaction," or "Wow, Trump sure went military quickly." But it was a good positioning attack because it said, yeah, there was also the mother of all bombs in Afghanistan. And I believe that Trump played that exactly right by establishing right up front, you don't know what I'm going to do, which he would say that directly. You can't predict what I'm going to do. But you did see me drop that mother of all bombs and you did see me attack that airport. So just be warned. You don't know what I'm gonna do, but it could definitely include lots of violence. That is exactly the positioning you want.

Now Biden comes in and of course our adversaries are going to be poking him. They're going to find out, hey, do we have a little more freedom under this new president? Are we going to be able to get away with a little bit more? And Biden has now sent the following message: no, no you can't.

Now I know what you're thinking. Was Biden even involved in the decision? Is he so mentally degraded that it's his staff who's making the decisions? I don't think it matters that much in this context, because whether it's Biden calling all the shots or some Biden cartel collectively making decisions, it looks the same. The message is the same, which is if you mess with the United States there will be violence. There will be violence. There will be a response.

Now I heard somebody on Twitter say, why do you wait so long, two weeks? That's all so perfect. Waiting two weeks to do your attack, perfect, because it also sends the following message: you don't know when it's going to come. We're not going to forget it. It's coming. Might be today, might be in two weeks, but the one thing you can be sure of, it's coming. Now of course you want to do it right, so it might take a few weeks to pick the right target and get the right assets in place and all that. So I'm going to give Biden an A-plus for handling this situation so far. Anybody disagree? Would anybody disagree with that grade?

Now there's a secondary question, and maybe it's not a secondary, maybe it should be primary. Some would argue the Rand Paul position that there's no authorization for this attack and the president can't just start a war, basically can't just attack another country. And I think that that position needs our full respect. In fact, Rand Paul's position is not unlike Jen Psaki's position just a few years ago when Trump was doing it, and where she criticized Trump for attacking Syria, basically not authorized, all the rest.

Now here's an interesting thing. I don't really understand the whole situation with executive orders. Do any of you understand what's going on with, let's say, the whole body of executive orders over the last few years? Because I don't quite understand how the president can just sort of do stuff that you thought Congress was supposed to do. How does the president just decide to just do it himself and then people obey it? Why do they obey it? Why does anybody obey an executive order?

Now I know that there's different kinds. There's some executive orders that are just a clarification on an existing law and that's perfectly fine. Everybody's okay with that. Somebody has to clarify the law, right? It's fairly fair game. Maybe the courts have to do it if people don't like how the president did it, but it's a good process. But what happens when the president does something with an executive order that the Constitution didn't quite foresee? We let that happen.

I feel as if, and this is just speculation, I need somebody smart to tell me how wrong this is because it's probably pretty wrong, but it feels like the country has a great, let's say a great flexibility with how they treat the executive, the president, when Congress isn't effective. Because Congress has such a low rating that we're happy when anything gets done. You see your government make a decision and then implement it and it goes well. It's hard to disagree with it because the alternative would have been to take it to Congress and nothing happens and it's a big fight and nothing good happens.

So it feels as if people are just sort of okay with executive orders because the alternative looks worse, which is to depend on Congress for making decisions. So are we sort of drifting toward a dictatorship because people prefer it, because the alternative is being incompetent, having Congress muddle around? Yeah.

Now the problem of course is that if you take it too far, let's say for example this latest bombing attack, let's say that when Trump did it and also when Biden did it, that let's say it was extra-constitutional, meaning the Constitution doesn't quite support this act. But what if the country does? The country might support it and by a majority. So I don't know. It feels like it could be dangerous, but on the other hand I like it when it happens generally. I like it when something happens. So I think I do like our presidents, including Biden, to have some executive order power.

Now the Congress and Rand Paul, and I think Rand Paul is a great asset to the country by pushing back on it, because you don't want the executive orders without the pushback, right? Anytime this happens, even if you like the executive order, don't you have to also like that Rand Paul is pushing against it? You could like both of those things because they work together pretty well. It keeps the executive orders maybe a little bit constrained because there's some pushback, but you still get to do them when they're important. It's kind of perfect.

So thank you to Rand Paul for pushing back, but at the same time I kind of like this. I like this action in terms of national security.

I've told you before that it's handy to have a story of you. Here's the helpful part of my broadcast. You should always have a heroic story of you, which is the sort of the imaginary story you have in your mind of who you are character-wise or who you are capability-wise or who you are basically, just who you are. And I've told you before that my story, and I'm going to add to this in a bit, but the personal story that I keep running as a little loop in my mind and always have is what I call prisoner island.

Prisoner island imagines that there's some island where all the prisoners go and there's no law there. They just are dropped on the island and there's no guards or anything. It's just a prisoner society, so it's pretty rugged there. So I get convicted of something and I'm dropped by helicopter onto the prisoner island. Well, Australia is a little bigger so you know that that doesn't work for my story, but imagine it's a smallish island and all the prisoners know each other and stuff.

Now on day one, if you drop me in prisoner island, how am I gonna do? Not so well, right, because I'm not physically large, et cetera. So the prisoners would beat me up and rape me day one. Day two, prisoners would beat me up and rape me again. Day three, day four are gonna look a lot alike. Beaten up, raped, beaten up, raped. Three or four months go by. Beaten up, raped.

But here's the prisoner island story. It's the story I run in my head. Come back in a year. Come back in a year. In a year I'm gonna run the island and everybody who touched me will be dead. But you have to wait a year. Day one won't go so well. Day two not so good. Come back in a year. They'll all be dead and I'll be running the island. Every time.

Now is that true? No, I just made it up, right? It's just a story in my head. Is it also true that I would fight through adversity? Well, I'm trying to make it true, right? I like to think it's true. But having a story of you is like a program that runs in your head permanently and it can turn you into that by being the story that guides you.

All right, now let me take that story into this next news item. There was a man, I guess his last name was Raja Gopal. I think it was India. Was it India? Might have been Pakistan. I forget. But he's from the Karnataka Hassan district, so somebody can tell me where that is. But anyway, he was riding his motorcycle and a cheetah or a leopard, it's not clear, attacked his family. Just like came from the bushes and attacked them and bit his son in the leg and starts attacking his son and wife.

This guy, who's not some fighter or hero or anything, he's just a guy, gets off his motorcycle and kills the leopard with his bare hands to save his family. He actually grabbed the leopard and strangled it. Did he get hurt in the process? Oh yeah, he did. Yeah, he got hurt. But he also saved his family and strangled a leopard or maybe a cheetah. A leopard, I don't know. It's pretty bad either way.

Now that's the prisoner island story. This is the prisoner island story. Now I don't know anything about the guy who did this, but it makes me wonder, does he have the prisoner island story in his head, some version of it? Has he carried a model of himself through his life that when he came to this situation the model kicked in and there was no doubt who was going to win the fight and that he was going to fight?

Now it probably was just reflex of somebody saving his family, so probably there wasn't a lot of thinking going on. It was just reflex. But whether or not he had the prisoner island story in his head, he has it now. He has it now. The next time he gets in a situation that you and I would be frightened to death of, he knows he can get through it or has gotten through something similarly dangerous.

So make yourself a prisoner island story. It doesn't have to be real. It just becomes the program that runs in your head. Could come in handy if you were attacked by a leopard.

Have you seen the videos of the Tom Cruise deepfakes? Look on my timeline if you haven't seen them yet. They're, I don't even know what to think about them. So there's some discussion about whether they're real deepfakes. They're actually so good that you can't tell if they're deepfakes. And some people are saying, ah, you got fooled. It's really just a look-alike. It's a look-alike pretending to be a deepfake. Maybe. Maybe. I can't tell. I can't tell if it's a real person. I also can't tell if it's actually Tom Cruise who's playing a prank. It doesn't quite look like Tom Cruise to me. So my personal opinion is it's not Tom Cruise. I can't rule out a look-alike, but it did look a lot like him.

Now somebody says too tall. Well, I don't know if you could tell from the video his height, but here's the thing. That's how good a deepfake is right now, that we can't even tell if it was really a deepfake. How good do you think the best ones are? Because this is just something that ran on Twitter, right? It's just something on social media. How is the best one? Don't you assume that there are government versions of this? You know, where we're working on it for both offensive and defensive reasons.

Because I have to think these deepfakes have a military application that's through the roof. What would happen? And you know we're working on this, right? Well, I don't feel like I'm giving away a state secret because it's kind of obvious. Don't you think that our government and probably other ones are putting together deepfakes of other leaders and deepfakes of terrorists? Don't you think if we had a good deepfake of Osama bin Laden we could have made some videos and put them into the system and caused people to act differently because they thought bin Laden was giving them guidance? And I'm not sure we didn't. How would we know, right? We wouldn't know if we'd done that. Nobody would tell you.

So the opportunity for weaponizing these deepfakes is really scary. Because imagine you get into a shooting war and we take a deepfake of the leader of the other side, put him on a video, and he says, hey everybody, lay down your weapons, we're surrendering. His own military would probably think it was true, right? Because everybody, even in the military, they have the phones, right? Or do they? If you're on operation maybe not because you could track the phone. But when they got back to base, people would have phones and stuff, right? So even if you're a terrorist you would see the video. It wouldn't have to be on TV. It would just be circulating. And there would be your leader, your terrorist leader, saying lay down your weapons, you know, we got everything we wanted or whatever.

So that's common. Twitter is talking about having some kind of pay model where you could optionally charge people for extra content, maybe even newsletters. So the world is moving toward this subscription base. But Twitter has a really big obstacle to overcome, a psychological obstacle. And the psychological obstacle is you're used to Twitter being free. Once you get used to it being free, people are going to complain if there's anything that looks like it's extra and it's on Twitter but you have to pay for it. It's really going to make people angry.

Let me tell you how you're going to feel. Well, this is how I feel. Now I'll read a story on let's say Twitter or CNN or whatever, and I'll click to see the original story and it's behind a paywall or you have to go and figure out how to turn off your ads and your ad blocker, which isn't too much of a bother. I would say I skip almost everything that's asking me for money or a password or my email address or to turn off ad blockers. And every time I go to one of those links I get angry.

Now Twitter users are gonna have that experience. They could be like, hey that looks interesting, click. Oh I'd have to pay for that. I'm angry. Oh here's a good one. Oh I'd have to pay for that. What would happen if everything that's useful on Twitter turns into a paywall? Because that's the only thing that'll be behind the paywall, right? Good stuff. You're not going to put your worthless stuff behind the paywall. So Twitter has a really big challenge how to handle the customer's psychology.

Now as you know I have a full subscription account separately on the Locals platform. But the Locals platform was built for just that. Its only purpose is to be a subscription platform. So there's no psychological barrier there. Nobody would sign up for it unless they knew exactly what they were getting. So they're all happy. But if you're used to it being free, people don't like you adding any kind of friction to that, even if it's the extra stuff, because they're going to think we used to get the extra for free, didn't we?

But I do think subscription is the way things have to go. So Twitter is making the right move. It's just going to be hard to implement in their case. I think they'll be successful at some level. All right. But if you don't want to be banned etc., something like Locals would be better.

Now I keep hearing about a new platform called Clubhouse, which as I understand it is some kind of open audio conversations with some set of rules. And I've received a number of invitations to it. I guess it's still invitation only. And I've declined them all so far. Now the reason that somebody says Clubhouse is Chinese, that's not true is it? I don't think that's true. So don't believe that unless you see some confirmation. I don't think that's true. But you got my interest if it is true. I definitely want to know it. Somebody says it's not a U.S. company. I was sure it was a U.S. company. No, the API they use is Chinese, somebody says. All right, so there may be some connection. Let's put that as an open question.

But that's not what I was going for today. What I was going for is I don't understand it. So this is the interesting thing. Clubhouse, everybody's talking about it and signing up and everything, so there must be something to it. But I keep waiting to hear something about it that makes me want to do it and I haven't. And I don't know what other people are hearing that makes them want to do it, because lots of smart, connected, forward-thinking people are already on it and telling me I should be on it. But I don't know why. Does anybody know why? Because I don't think you can monetize it, right? And if there's no video, isn't it less good?

All right. Somebody says think live podcasts. Well, I suppose if they did a good job on the interface it would be interesting. I'll probably check it out eventually. But my only point is not that it is or is not valuable, but why have I heard so much about it and yet nobody has told me what its value proposition is? Isn't that weird? Well, you would think that almost any business or product that you hear about, people would tell you why to use it, like what its extra advantage is. But I haven't heard that about Clubhouse and I don't know why. Does that mean there isn't any extra advantage? I don't know. I guess I'll keep that as an open question.

Here there's big news about the minimum wage $15 thing that the Democrats want to make a national law. And I guess there's a rules person who decides the parliamentary rules in the Senate has decided that they can't include that minimum wage thing with this big omnibus bill. There's some kind of rule that says you can't include things that are trivially related to the main purpose and this is too trivially related to the main purpose, I guess.

So number one, I don't agree with this parliamentary decision. It might be correct in terms of interpreting the rules, but why does Congress put a rule on itself? What's the point of that? Why would Congress limit its own flexibility? Yeah, somebody says it's a rule, it's a rule. But why? Why is it a rule? Why in the world can't the Congress say, you know, we all think this should be in this bill. Why can't we just put it in there? Would that bother you as a citizen if you were a citizen? Would it bother you that there was some weird rule that they collectively decided to just ignore because there wasn't any purpose for the rule? I can't see the purpose for it.

Now I get that you don't want to have big messed up group things and you want to maintain the ability to do a filibuster and you know it's complicated etc. But none of this stuff serves the public, I don't think. Somebody says in all capitals, you don't understand the Senate and House rules. I'm going to block you for telling me what I don't understand. Goodbye. In all caps. Probably could have gotten away with that if you hadn't used all caps. Don't criticize me in all caps if you want to come back. At the very least use upper and lower case. Then you've got a chance of surviving. But you're not going to survive with all caps and no reasons, just some kind of weird insult because I'm telling you I don't know the rules. So you don't need to yell at me that I don't know the rules when it's literally what I'm saying to you. I don't know the rules, okay? I'm swearing at a guy who can't hear me.

All right. So here's my take on the minimum wage. So forget about the rule part. This is, you know, you wish there could be something like an executive order from Mitch McConnell who could just say yeah there's a rule but we're just going to ignore it because it doesn't serve us.

So what is your opinion on the $15 minimum wage in the comments? Can I get a feel of the crowd? Yes? No? On the minimum wage going to 15. It doesn't look like it's going to be an option right away, but what do you think? I'm interested in my specific audience. So take a second for the answers to comment. I'll tell you my opinion.

It goes like this. And I base this on the fact I have a degree in economics. I have an MBA from a high-end college, you know, university, Berkeley. And here's my opinion about the $15 minimum wage. I don't know. I don't know. Every one of you who says yes or no, what are you basing that on? Because I'm telling you I've got a degree in this. I don't know. I don't know if it's good. How do you know? Where the hell do you get your opinion from? Seriously, where the hell did you get these opinions? Because I don't think economists agree, do they?

Wouldn't you like to see two economists, one on each side, just get on a show and give you 15 minutes? You don't need more but you don't need less. Just 15 minutes of two economists on either side saying here's why it's a good idea. And then the other one says this is why it's a bad idea. And then maybe then I could make a decision. But have you ever seen that? I haven't seen that.

I've seen complaints about people saying it should be different in different areas because not every area is the same. It might hurt some places. It might help some places. And that feels like a good argument. I don't know how accurate it is but it feels at least like it makes sense.

So here's my advice to you. If you have a really strong feeling about this $15 minimum wage and you're not a small business owner yourself, in other words it's not going to directly affect you, you immediately maybe shouldn't have that opinion. Because I don't think economists agree. You know, I don't think all economists are on the same side, do you? Do you think if you surveyed economists they'd all be like 95% of them would say either yes or no?

Now I get the Milton Friedman argument of course that the free market is the best mechanism. But we don't really have a free market. We don't really have a free market. We have a very, let's say we do have a free market. We don't have an efficient market. That's what I should have said. It is free but it's not efficient. In order for this minimum wage to find its right level based on competition and the economy and everything else, you need less friction. You need the ability for things to adjust in real time fairly quickly and all that. I don't believe that happens because people don't have that much mobility. There's just too much friction, I think.

So I have no idea whether this is a good idea. I have no idea. Now what do you do when you have no idea if something is a good idea? Anybody? Anybody? What do you do if you're not sure it's a good idea? You test it.

Which one of the sides, the Democrats or the Republicans, are saying, you know, we can't tell if this is good or bad. Why don't we run it for a year in let's say one state or maybe some selected counties? We'll just test it for one year and then we'll know, right? Are the Republicans saying that? Where are the Republicans saying, you know, we think it's a bad idea but we don't hate testing things? Where's that guy or a woman, right? Where's that person or any gender you like?

The only thing we need we don't have. Am I wrong? Is there some story I'm missing here? Tell me I'm wrong. Nobody knows the right answer. It would be trivially easy to test relative to big national things. It's easy. You just say this county, that's the rule for a year. Let's see how it goes, right? Don't understand why we as a population are putting up with this. This is pure incompetence because the people making the decision, they don't know if $15 an hour is a good idea.

Do you think there's anybody in Congress who knows more than I do? And I don't know much. That's the whole point. I don't know much about whether a $15 minimum wage is a good idea. I don't think so. And when I say good idea I mean good overall in the long run, right? All things considered. It's obviously good for the people who get the raise, most of them, if they keep their job. So I don't think we can be happy with any opinion on this. And I would tell you that if you have a firm opinion either yes or no on the minimum wage, you shouldn't. If you have a firm opinion on this you shouldn't, because smart people don't know. Like really well-informed smart people don't really know. They might lean one direction but without a test nobody knows.

All right. I've come to a potential decision about what's the biggest factor or factors in COVID infections. And it goes like this. I feel as if there are two things. And some of this is just speculation and a little bit of what I'm reading. But here's some things we've learned about the COVID infections.

We think number one in the UK, surprisingly they say there's no real difference in minority outcomes for coronavirus except that they get infected more often. But haven't we all been under the impression that your genetic makeup would probably make a difference in your outcomes? But it might be that that's true but that genetic difference is not necessarily ethnically related. In other words if you read between the lines here, the UK outcome, if let's say the data holds, you know any preliminary study like this you can't assume is right, but let's say it is, it would be saying that genetically there wouldn't be much difference across ethnicities but there might be a big difference in terms of lifestyle and economic situation. And that might be what's driving more infections. For example at the lower economic end of things there might be more people living per house. It could be that. It could be they have less health care resources. Could be that.

So this may be really important information if it's true. I'd still wait to get a confirmation of this. All right. So that's the first new piece of information. There might not be that much difference ethnically even though the outcomes are very different. Might be lifestyle not genetics. Although there could still be and probably is a gigantic genetic difference across individuals but not necessarily across ethnicities, which seems unlikely to me frankly. But doesn't seem unlikely to you that there's no difference in ethnicity? It feels unlikely but that's what we have here.

All right. Then we also have an HSE university research study. This says that, oh I'm sorry that was the genetic difference study, but there's an additional study that says that 63 percent of U.S. hospitalizations for COVID could have been prevented if we were not so darn fat. So obesity according to this one study is responsible for 30 percent of the excess hospitalizations. In the same sentence it says 63 percent. So it's written very poorly so I don't know exactly which of those numbers to look at because it looks like it's two different numbers saying the same thing but there's a gigantic difference. Now we all knew that, right? We all knew that.

But there's some kind of word that I didn't write down that says that sometimes it's the combination of two things. You know you need the comorbidity plus the virus. One by itself doesn't kill you. Now why do we call this simply a virus pandemic when it's clearly an obesity pandemic at the same time? It's two pandemics if you call obesity a pandemic. But we sort of ignore one of them and pay all of our attention to the other one when they're clearly both gigantic variables.

Now I agree the virus itself is a bigger variable than obesity but the obesity thing is so big it's like you should talk about them in the same sentence every time. We've got a big problem with the virus killing our fat people right now. I don't do fat shaming so I'm just using fat in a casual way, not to mean an insult. You know I myself have been a few pounds overweight at various times in my life and so I don't do fat shaming. But it's just simply a fact that Americans are overweight. So I feel as if the fact that we don't talk about that more is for what? Social reasons? Wokeness? Is there some reason we can't talk about people's health because they'll feel bad? It'll be racist somehow? Sure.

Here's the most predictable thing. What was the most predictable thing that would come out of the Tiger Woods thing? And by the way I don't mean to make fun of anything that happens to Tiger Woods. We all hope that he recovers and it is a tragedy so I'm not going to take anything away from how bad this is. But the most predictable thing, and I wish I'd said it in public because it was so predictable, today we learn that Tiger Woods does not remember the crash. Was that predictable?

As soon as I heard that he was awake when they found him and he was coherent and all that but that the actual cause of the crash was unknown, as soon as I heard that I said to myself he's going to say he doesn't remember the crash. He's going to say he doesn't remember what happened. What would you do in that situation? What would you do in that situation if that were me? I would say I didn't remember the crash because he might have been texting. I'm not saying he was. He might have had something in his system. Apparently he was not tested for any drugs. Now I don't know if the rules are different in the U.S. but because there were no overt signs of drug use or inebriation, in other words there was nothing in his car that suggested he had taken something and nobody had, there were no eyewitnesses and said we saw him put something in his mouth or anything like that. So if you don't have any cause it's just an accident I guess they can't check.

So Tiger Woods can just say I don't remember. They won't ever check his blood to find out if he was inebriated and it looks like he can just go with that story that he doesn't remember and he'll be fine from any kind of repercussions. So I don't think anything was more predictable than he would say he doesn't remember. Do you believe it? Do you believe he doesn't remember? I'm going to go on record as saying no I don't believe it. It's not impossible. It's traumatic, very traumatic. Could be that the cause of the accident was that he blacked out. So then of course he wouldn't remember it. It certainly looks like he blacked out, doesn't it? Wouldn't you say that the odds are based on how far the car went etc. you'd have to think he wasn't conscious, wouldn't you?

And so to me the texting or the cell phone or even if an animal ran in the road, I don't feel like they completely would describe what happened. It feels like he was unconscious but that's just speculation. No, no. All right.

Amy, do you know who Amy Siskind is or Siskind? But she's one of the more ridiculous characters on Twitter I think. She's blocked me and vice versa eventually. But she was like a crazy anti-Trump person and she tweeted after Biden bombed Syria. She tweeted, so different having military action under Biden. No middle school level threats on Twitter. Trust Biden and his team's competence. A tear is coming to my eye because Biden, he knows how to bomb Syria in a responsible way, not the way Trump did it with his irresponsible taunts. No, Trump bombed Syria the wrong way whereas Biden, he's bombing Syria in a responsible way. So big difference there according to Amy.

So China apparently did some COVID tests on some U.S. diplomats and decided to go with the anal test instead of the cheek swab. That's right. Instead of the nasal swab with the cheek swab, China decided to shove something up our diplomats' asses. They complained. The diplomats complained about China shoving things up their asses and China said oh it was an error. It was a mistake. Sorry. Didn't mean it. Sorry.

And what will the United States do? Will we turn the other cheek? Will we note that although America went to Mars, China went to Uranus? I would like to give this opportunity for all of you to add your own jokes about China shoving a COVID test up the ass of our diplomats. What would Trump have done if China shoved things up the ass of our diplomats and then said whoops, whoops, sorry? What would Trump have done? Would he do what Biden is likely to do? Complain? I don't know what he would have done but he should have closed the embassies. Should just close the embassies. Like I don't know how you protect your diplomats but do you want to be a diplomat that was not protected the way these guys were not protected? These guys and women and genders of all types, they were not protected.

Now I think they probably had a choice of saying no but then they probably couldn't travel or I don't know. There's probably some repercussion. So I don't feel this can go unaddressed. Do you? This should not be unaddressed. I think Trump would have addressed it. I don't know if Biden will.

There's a new story of a classroom assistant who didn't know his Zoom was still on and he may have done a little tubing. He may have been doing a little tubing when the camera was still on. And here's the funniest part is that the young man, the 21-year-old employee, he also has a side company. When he's not being an assistant in schools he also runs Pirate Magic, a business that throws pirate parties for youngsters while he portrays a character named Captain Silly Bones.

Let me give you this advice. Here's some good advice for you and you can take this to the bank. If there's any chance at all that you're going to get caught masturbating on Zoom, don't have a side business. Don't have a side business called pirate parties and don't call yourself Captain Silly Bones. Don't do them at the same time. That's like a comorbidity. One of those things just by itself, let's say the pirate parties, one of those things by itself that's fine. Pleasuring yourself in private, far as I know, still totally legal. Totally legal. A problem when you combine the two things on a Zoom call, right?

You know what, Captain Silly Bones, I don't think he's gonna get booked for another party.

Let me give you some advice that you will find very useful. Let me tell you what I do. The moment I'm done, I'm done with these Periscopes. The moment I'm done with them I've got two screens here, two iPads that are facing me where I would sit at my office desk. The first thing I do after I turn these off is I turn them this way so you're looking at each other. Now the first thing I do when I'm done with any kind of a Zoom call on my laptop, first thing I do, close the laptop.

So let me suggest to you that you never assume, never assume that you're not on livestream because that's how you lose your pirate parties if you know what I mean. Never assume it. So as a habit you should physically move your camera out of a viewing distance when you're done every time and just do it every time as a habit.

I'll tell you one wake-up call was when somebody discovered that I guess Mark Zuckerberg puts tape over the camera on his own laptop. Now do you think Mark Zuckerberg understands the world of security and what is or is not a risk? Oh he does. And if he's covering up the camera on his laptop maybe you should too. Now he's more of a target than you are but you're all targets. Yeah. And the same with the hot mic. Just assume you're always being listened to.

Now I've got a number of digital products here, everything from my phone to my Amazon digital assistant. So I just assume that I'm being recorded all the time. I just assume it. I just assume there's nothing I say even in the privacy of my own home, even in the bathroom. I just assume that somebody's listening or could. Doesn't mean they are listening. They just could. Technologically they could.

All right. So being boring is how I protect myself.

CNBC had this story and I think it's important that it's CNBC because it's a major, major network, right? Bill Gates was asked about nuclear power and he said it absolutely will be politically acceptable again, which is an interesting way to make the prediction. I think he was asked a specific question but according to Bill Gates, who most of you would associate with the left, wouldn't you? Now I don't think he associates himself that way. I doubt, I mean maybe he's a Democrat, I don't know. But he seems more like a problem solver than a political animal. And he's saying as clearly as possible nuclear power will absolutely be politically acceptable again. And he points out that it's safer than oil, coal and natural gas. The reason it will be acceptable is that it's safer.

And then he goes on to talk about one of the companies he's invested in, TerraPower. It's a generation 4 nuclear power that can't melt down and it's smaller, more economical. It's more off-the-shelf pieces. You can transport it easily etc. So that we may be years away from making that commercial but it really does matter that Bill Gates said this because he has credibility with the left. You know he thinks climate change is a big problem so he's got credibility.

Here's the other observation I was going to make about COVID. I feel like besides obesity the other biggest factor is how many strangers you let in your house. And by strangers I mean anybody who doesn't live there normally. So I feel as if if we controlled one variable we would get through the pandemic quickly. Now maybe the vaccinations will get us there on time anyway. But if in the beginning we had only done one restriction I think we'd already be done. And that one restriction would be don't let anybody inside your residence who is not a resident. Unless you know it could be the plumber with a mask, right? But nobody to visit. Not even your out-of-town family members.

I feel as though that one restriction of nobody in your residence except the residents for a month and we'd be pretty well done. I feel like now you wouldn't get rid of the infection but you might get it down to a low level. Now does anybody disagree with that? Because it's something like over 50 percent of infections. It's worse in the winter when you're indoors. Somebody says I thought we did that. No we didn't really do that. We said don't you know you don't want to socially mingle but I don't think anybody took it seriously inside their own house. I think everybody lets their other family members. I think everybody lets the boyfriend or the girlfriend come over. I feel like inside the house there are no rules and that probably was the main problem. Probably the main problem.

And I would also think that you could solve that with statistics and publicity. If you stopped somebody on the street and said to them what's the main place you get infected, what would the average person say? Think about it. You're probably way more informed than the average consumer just the fact you're watching a live stream about the world in politics. The average person isn't really paying attention to too much news on average. So stop the average person on the street and say to them where do you think most infections happen? What would they say? I'll bet they wouldn't say home. I'll bet most people would say well they closed the restaurants and gyms. It's probably restaurants and gyms. Or they might say must be the workplace because why else would they do the lockdown? But I'll bet it's not. I'll bet if you simply produced enough statistics to say look most of it is because you're letting somebody in your little unaircirculated space who doesn't live there. That's most of it. I think if we just hammered people with I don't know what the real number is like 56 percent is in the home and just keep telling people that. Say it's because you use your app on Tinder right or whatever it is. So that's all I have to say about that.

Now Rasmussen has an interesting poll in which they were asking about people's opinion of some national leaders. You know I've been telling you why is there not like a new national leader and I've said AOC may fill that spot. But here are some names. I'm going to tell you the names that they polled and let me see if you can guess who has the highest favorability at the moment with the public. So this is the entire public. The names they tested were, this is Rasmussen, Kevin McCarthy, Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and AOC.

Now add together their two favorable categories, the highly favorable and the normal favorable. And who among those do you believe had the highest favorability? Take a guess. I want to see in the comments how plugged in you are to the national consciousness. Most people are guessing AOC but I think you're guessing that because you think that's going to be the answer because why would I bring it up? I always talk about AOC's persuasion so I feel like I've biased the survey. I think I biased the survey too much. You're trying to guess what it's going to be.

Here's the answer. Kevin McCarthy. Kevin McCarthy. He has the highest favorability of this group. What? How the hell did that happen? Did you see that coming? Now I don't think that necessarily means as much as you might think it would mean. It could mean that he's just less controversial so the others have some specific reasons you're mad at them. But I can't think of a specific reason to be mad at Kevin McCarthy, can you? I can't think of a like a scandal or was he on the wrong side of something? I know it could be that he just hasn't caused any trouble and that people respond to a specific story they remember more than they respond to the average.

So here are the numbers. So Kevin McCarthy if you add his two favorable categories together 43. Compare that to McConnell at 29. It's a big difference. Compared to Pelosi at 37, surprisingly good. Schumer 32 and AOC at 34.

So if you were to look at this would you say to yourself my goodness Kevin McCarthy should run for president because he has a substantially like a 30 percent higher favorability than AOC? But it doesn't work that way because our primary system does like the exciting people, right? So I would say AOC already has enough support to win a primary. I think she already has enough support to win a primary for president someday if it doesn't change. But it certainly raises a question about Kevin McCarthy if he has bigger ambitions to run for president. That would be interesting. So I'll just put that name out there. We're all looking for our next leader and it's very interesting that he doesn't have obvious negatives.

Yeah it could be that just as the lowest profile, meaning as somebody says in the comments that just people don't know as much about him so they don't have a negative feeling so they say he's okay. It could be just that. So you have to be careful about averages if I've taught you anything. And I'll remind you this is what I call the Hollywood way of looking at favorability. And I learned this when I was doing a Dilbert TV show which never made it to the air. We did, we tried to do a live action one with real actors. The animated one did eventually get on TV. But when I was testing that we made a pilot. We brought people into a room and they have their little buttons that they push when there's something they like that's happening on the screen.

And I asked the executive what are we looking for? You know what average approval of the TV show would suggest it would be a hit? And the executive said we don't look at the average because that's useless, which is really interesting to know. We look at how excited some people are. What you want is that a few people, you know maybe 10 percent of the audience just thinks it's the best thing they've ever seen. You don't even care about the other 90 percent because most shows are not watched by 90 percent of the public. A huge hit whether it's a song, a movie, a TV show is because 10 percent of the public loves it. That's what makes it. Same with Dilbert. If you ask the average person hey how about this Dilbert comic, the average person would say not for me. But something like 10 or 20 percent of the public who has a job and relates to the situations etc. will cut it out, buy the book, get the calendar and that's enough to make Dilbert wildly successful.

So be careful when you're looking at average favorability because it doesn't predict. What does predict is if you're wildly hating or loving an individual such as a Trump or an AOC. So Kevin McCarthy doesn't have the wild hate or the wild love and that usually does not predict national success at least running for president's success. But how hard would it be for him to learn that or to use, let's say, to adopt a persona that could get him elected? Probably could do it. Probably could do it. I would guess he has the capability to raise his game but we'll see.

All right that's all I got for now. Yeah I know about the brains behind AOC. There's you know she was sort of selected and groomed and there was a mentor who probably made a big difference. But here's the thing. Everybody who thinks she's not smart, you're all wrong. Say what you will about her politics. She's really smart. I hate to tell you but it's obvious. If you're still judging her as like the bartender you are so missing what's going on. She's smart. Most of our members of Congress are. Most of them. It's not even unusual. That's how they get elected.

Somebody says she's misinformed. My point was that her mentor may have taught her a lot but if you factor in how quickly she would pick up what she learned the mentor may have already given all he could give. There may not be more to give there. All right. When has AOC ever faced a tough interview? You say I wouldn't worry about that at all. I'm pretty sure she could handle a tough interview. And she does what Trump does which is she'll do the big ask that you think is ridiculous but then it ends up well because she negotiates toward the middle.

All right. That's all we got for now and I will talk to you later. All right YouTubers. Somebody says she even flubs the softball. I'd have to assume some examples of that. Her public speaking is so good that I can't imagine that she would be bad in a tough interview. Who's going to jail for the fraud? Which fraud? Let's see just looking at some of your questions. She's one generation removed from. All right well there's a lot of with Margaret Hoover not good. How do you bruise your arm? Is my arm bruised? That's weird. I didn't know I had a bruise. You know what's weird? I can't see it. I'm looking at my arm and I can't see it but I can see it on camera. Just the lighting is different actually. I have no idea. I must have banged it on something. It's not a burn. It's a bruise. I just don't know how I got it.

All right that's all for now and I'll talk to you later.

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trump was in office a lot of people were watching me for my trump persuasion and other comments about him but why would you watch now i'll tell you what i'm going to try to do and i'll look for some feedback on this i'm going to try to make sure that anytime you watch me you're increasing your talent stack in other words i'm going to try to talk about what's happening in the news but that won't be the main thing the main thing will be to try to get you to understand it better by improving your talent stack so i'm going to make you more effective in your life not just informed that will be my my goal so if you're wondering why to watch this it would be because the people who do are getting smarter and better every single day and by the way i think a lot of you will confirm that that's true uh in the comments while i'm talking about other things for those of you who are newer tell me if you think you've gotten anything valuable from watching me for however long you've watched me and that'll tell the other people what's up all right biden decided to bomb some factions in syria that are being funded and supported by iran in response to iranian proxies hurting at least one contractor in an attack two weeks ago now i would like to say that this is a good move by biden now if you're if you're tuning in to me to watch me say bad things about democrats and good things about republicans i'm not going to do that nothing like that will ever happen here i'm just going to talk about what works and what doesn't and you can you can play the politics yourself when when trump and pence won in 2016 i talked about the what i call the new ceo move which is how you establish who you are when a new ceo is is hired they'll often do something big and splashy right off the bat they'll maybe fire some executives who needed it they'll reorganize some things but the idea is to establish who you are as the new leader right off the bat because your first impression just has all this power forever whoever you are on day one it's going to be hard to change that so you want to get it right in the beginning so pence and trump did that when they started going talking to ford and carrier when when they first got elected before they'd even been sworn in it was really really good first move uh ceo kind of play and then trump did it again when he fired all of his cruise missiles into that airport in syria to give russia a little bit of a tap on the shoulder now people watching it said wow that might even be sort of an overreaction or wow trump sure went military quickly but it was a good positioning attack because it said yeah there was also the mother of all bombs in afghanistan and i believe that trump played that exactly right by establishing right up front you don't know what i'm going to do which he would say that directly you can't predict what i'm going to do but you did see me drop that mother of all bombs and you did see me attack that airport so just be warned you don't know what i'm gonna do but it could definitely include lots of violence that is exactly the positioning you want now biden comes in and of course our advertise adversaries are going to be poking them they're going to find out hey do we have a little more a little more freedom under this new president are we going to be able to get a little get away with a little bit more and biden has now sent the following message no no you can't now i know what you're thinking was biden even involved in the decision is he so mentally degraded that it's his staff who's making the decisions i don't think it matters that much in this context because whether it's biden calling all the shots or some biden cartel collectively making decisions it looks the same the the message is the same which is if you mess with the united states there will be violence there will be violence there will be a response now i heard somebody on twitter say uh why do you wait so long two weeks that's all so perfect waiting two weeks to do your attack perfect because it also sends the following message you don't know when it's going to come we're not going to forget it it's coming might be today might be in two weeks but the one thing you can be sure of it's coming now of course you want to do it right so it might take a few weeks to pick the right target and get the right assets in place and all that so i'm going to give biden an a-plus for for handling this situation so far anybody disagree would it would anybody disagree with that grade now there there's a secondary question and maybe it's not a secondary maybe it should be primary some would argue the rand paul position that there's no authorization for this attack and the president can't just start a war basically can't just attack another country and i think that that position needs our full respect in fact uh rand paul's position is not unlike jen saki's uh position just a few years ago when trump was doing it and where where she criticized trump trump for attacking syria basically not authorized all the rest now here's an interesting thing i don't really understand the whole situation with executive orders do you do any of you understand what's going on with let's say the whole body of executive orders over the last few years because i don't quite understand how the president can just sort of do stuff that you thought congress was supposed to do how does the president just decide to just do it himself and then people obey it why do they obey it why do why does anybody obey an executive order now i know that there's different kinds there's some executive orders that are just a clarification on an existing law and that's perfectly fine everybody's okay with that somebody has to clarify the law right it's fairly fair game maybe the courts have to do it if people don't like how the president did it but it's a good process but what happens when the president does something with an executive order that the constitution didn't quite foresee we let that happen i feel as if and this is just speculation i need somebody smart to tell me how wrong this is because it's probably pretty wrong but it feels like the country has a great let's say a great flexibility with how they treat the executive the president when congress isn't effective because congress has such a low rating that we're happy when anything gets done you know you you see your government make a decision and then implement it and it goes well it's hard to disagree with it because the alternative would have been to take it to congress and nothing happens and it's a big fight and nothing good happens so it feels as if um it feels as if people are just sort of okay with executive orders because the alternative looks worse which is to depend on congress for making decisions so are we sort of drifting toward a dictatorship because people prefer it because the alternative is being incompetent having congress muddle around yeah now the problem of course is that if you take it too far let's say for example this latest bombing attack let's say that when trump did it and also when biden did it that let's say it was extra constitutional meaning the constitution doesn't quite support this act but what if the country does you know the country might support it and by a majority so i don't know it feels like it could be dangerous but on the other hand i like it when it happens generally i like it when something happens so i think i do i do like our presidents including biden to have some executive order power now the congress and rand paul and i think rand paul is a is a great asset to the country by pushing back on it because you don't want the executive orders without the pushback right anytime this happens even if you like the executive order don't you have to also like that rand paul is pushing against it you could like both of those things because they're they work together pretty well it keeps the executive orders maybe a little bit constrained because there's some pushback but you still get to do them when they're important it's kind of perfect so thank you to rand paul for pushing back but at the same time i kind of like this i like this action in terms of national security i've told you before that uh it's handy to have a story of you here's the helpful part of my broadcast you should always have a heroic story of you which is the the sort of the imaginary story you have in your mind of who you are character wise or who you are capability wise or or who you are basically just who you are and i've told you before that my story and i'm going to add to this in a bit but the the personal story that i keep running as a little loop in my mind and always have is what i call prisoner island and prisoner island imagines that there's some island where all the prisoners go and there's no there's no law there they just are dropped on the island and there's no guards or anything it's just a prisoner society so it's pretty rugged there so i get convicted of something and i'm dropped by helicopter onto the prisoner island well australia is a little bigger so you know that that doesn't work for my story but imagine it's the smallest smallish island and all the prisoners know each other and stuff now on day one if you drop me in prisoner island how am i gonna do not so well right because i'm not physically large et cetera so the prisoners would beat me up and rape me day one day two prisoners would beat me up and rape me again day three day four are gonna look a lot alike beaten up raped being up raped three or four months go by beating up raped but here's here's the uh the prisoner island story it's the story i run in my head come back in a year come back in a year in the year i'm gonna run the island and everybody who touched me will be dead but you have to wait a year day one won't go so well day two not so good come back in a year they'll all be dead and i'll be running the island every time now is that true no i just made it up right it's just a story in my head is it also true that i would fight through you know adversity well i'm trying to make it true right i like to think it's true but having a story of you is like a program that runs in your head permanently and it can make it you it can it can turn you into that by being the story that guides you all right now let me take that story into this next news item there was a a man i guess his last name was raja gopal i think it was india was it india might have been pakistan i forget but he's from the karna tacos hassan district so somebody can tell me where that is but anyway he was riding his motorcycle and a a cheetah or a leopard it's not clear uh attacked his family just like came from the bushes and attacked us and bit his son in the leg and starts attacking his son and wife this guy who's not some you know he's not some like fighter or hero or anything he's just a guy gets off his motorcycle and kills the leopard with his bare hands to save his family he actually grabbed the leopard and strangled it did he get hurt in the process oh yeah he did yeah he got hurt but he also saved his family and strangled a leopard or maybe a cheetah cheater a leopard i don't know it's pretty bad either way now that's the prisoner island story this is the prisoner island story now i don't know anything about the guy who did this but it makes me wonder does he have the prisoner island story in his head some version of it has he carried a model of himself through his life that when he came to this situation the model kicked in and and there was no doubt who was going to win the fight and that he was going to fight now it probably was just reflex of you know somebody saving his family so probably there wasn't a lot of thinking going on it was just reflex but whether or not he had the prisoner island story in his head he has it now he has it now the next time he gets in a situation that you and i would be frightened to death of he knows he can get through it or has gotten through something similarly dangerous so make yourself a prisoner's island story it doesn't have to be real it just becomes the program that runs in your head could come in handy if you were attacked by a leopard have you seen the videos of the uh the tom cruise deep fakes uh look on my timeline if you haven't seen them yet um they're i don't even know what to think about them so there's some discussion about whether they're real deep fakes they're actually so good that you can't tell if they're deep fakes and some people are saying ah you got fooled it's really just a look-alike it's a look-alike pretending to be a deep fake maybe maybe i can't tell i can't tell if it's a real person i also can't tell if it's actually tom cruise who's playing a prank it doesn't quite look like tom cruise to me so my personal opinion is it's not tom cruise i can't rule out a look-alike but it did look a lot like him now uh somebody says too tall well i don't know if you could tell from the video his height but here's the thing that's how good a deep fake is right now that we can't even tell if it was really a deep fake how good do you think the best ones are because this is just something that ran on twitter right it's just something on social media how is the best one don't you assume that there are government let's say government versions of this you know where we're we're working on it for both offensive and defensive reasons because i have to think these deep fakes have a military application that's through the roof what would happen and you know we're working on this right well i i don't feel like i'm giving away a state secret because it's kind of obvious don't you think that our government and probably other ones are putting together deep fakes of other leaders and deep fakes of uh terrorists don't you think if we had a good deep fake of osama bin laden we could have gotten we could have made some videos and put them into the system and cause people to act differently because they thought bin laden was giving them guidance but we could and i'm not sure we didn't how would we know right we wouldn't know if we'd done that nobody would tell you so the the uh opportunity for um weaponizing these deep fakes is really scary because imagine you get into a shooting ore and we take the the a deep fake of the leader of the other side put him on a video and he says hey everybody lay down your weapons we're surrendering his own military would probably think it was true right because everybody even in the military they have the phones right or do they if you're on operation maybe not because you could track the phone but uh when they got back to base people would have phones and stuff right so even even if you're a terrorist you would see the video it wouldn't have to be on tv it would just be circulating and there would be your leader your terrorist leader saying uh lay down your weapons you know we got everything we wanted or whatever so that's common twitter is talking about having some kind of pay model where you could optionally charge people for extra content maybe even newsletters so the world is moving toward this subscription base but twitter has a really big obstacle to overcome a psychological obstacle and the psychological obstacle is you're used to twitter being free once you get used to it being free people are going to complain if there's any anything that looks like it's extra and it's on twitter but you have to pay for it it's really going to make people angry let me tell you how are you going to feel um well this is how i feel now i'll read a story on let's say twitter or cnn or whatever and i'll i'll click to see the original story and it's behind a paywall or you have to go and figure out how to turn off your ads and your ad blocker which isn't too much of a bother i would say i skip almost everything that's asking me for money or a password or or my email address or to turn off ad blockers and every time i go to one of those links i get angry now twitter users are gonna have that experience they could be like hey that looks interesting click oh i'd have to pay for that i'm angry oh here's a good one uh oh i'd have to pay for that what would happen if everything that's useful on twitter turns into a paywall because that's the only thing that'll be behind the paywall right good stuff you're not going to put your worthless stuff behind the paywall so twitter has a really big challenge how to handle the the customers psychology now as you know i have a full subscription account separately on the locals platform but the locals platform was built for just that it's its only purpose is to be a subscription platform so there's no psychological barrier there nobody would sign up for it unless they knew exactly what they were getting so they're all happy but if you're used to it being free people don't like you adding any kind of friction to that even if it's the extra stuff because they're going to think we used to get the extra for free didn't we but i do think subscription is the way things have to go so twitter is making the right move it's just going to be hard hard to implement in their case i think they'll be success successful in at some level all right but if you don't want to be uh banned etc something like locals would be better now i keep hearing about a new platform called clubhouse which as i understand it is some kind of open audio conversations with some set of rules and i i've i've received a number of invitations to it i guess it's still invitation and i've uh i've declined them all so far now the reason that someone somebody says clubhouse is chinese that's not true is it i don't think that's true um so don't believe that unless you see some confirmation i don't think that's true but uh you got my interest if it is true i definitely want to know it somebody says it's not a u.s company i was sure it was a u.s company no the api they use is chinese somebody says all right so there may be some connection let's put that as an open question but that's not what i was going for today what i was going for is i don't understand it so this is the interesting thing clubhouse everybody's talking about it and signing up and everything so there must be something to it but i keep waiting to hear something about it that makes me want to do it and i haven't and i don't know what other people are hearing that makes them want to do it because lots of smart connected forward-thinking people are already on it and telling me i should be on it but i don't know why does anybody know why because i don't think you can monetize it right and if there's no video isn't it less good all right somebody says think live podcasts well um i suppose if they did a good job on the interface it would be interesting i'll probably check it out eventually but my only point is not that it is or is not valuable but why have i heard so much about it and yet nobody has told me what its value proposition is isn't that weird well you would think that almost any business or product that you hear about people would tell you why to use it like what its extra advantage is but i haven't heard that about clubhouse and i don't know why does that mean there isn't any extra advantage i don't know i guess i'll keep that as an open question um here there's a big news about the minimum wage 15 thing that the democrats want to want to make a national law and i guess the there's a rules person who decides the parliamentary and rules person in the senate has decided that they can't include that minimum wage thing with this big omnibus built there's some kind of rule that says you can't include things that are trivially related to the main purpose and this is too trivially related to the main purpose i guess so number one i don't agree with this parliamentary decision it might be correct in terms of interpreting the rules but why does congress put a rule on itself what what's the point of that why would why would congress limit its own its own flexibility yeah somebody says it's a rule it's a rule but why why is it a rule why in the world can't the congress say you know we all think we all think this should be in this bill why can't we just put it in there would that bother you as a citizen if you were a citizen would it bother you that there was some weird rule that they collectively decided to just ignore because there wasn't any purpose for the rule i can't see the purpose for it now i get that you don't want to have big you know messed up group things and you want to maintain the ability to do a filibuster and you know it's like complicated etc but none of this stuff serves the public i don't think uh somebody says in all capitals you don't understand the senate and house rules i'm going to block you for telling me what i don't understand goodbye in all caps probably could have gotten away with that if you hadn't used all caps don't criticize me in all caps if you want to come back at the very least use upper and lower case then you've got a chance of surviving but you're not going to survive with all caps and no reasons just some some kind of weird insult because i'm telling you i don't know the rules so you don't need to yell at me that i don't know the rules when it's literally what i'm saying to you i don't know the rules okay um i'm swearing at a guy who can't hear me all right uh so here's my take on the minimum wage so forget about the the rules the rule part this is you know you you wish there could be some something like an executive order from mitch mcconnell who could just say yeah there's a rule but we're just going to ignore it because it doesn't serve us so what is your opinion on the 15 minimum wage in the comments can i get get a feel of the crowd yes no on the minimum wage going to 15 it doesn't look like it's going to be an option right away but what do you think i'm interested in my specific audience uh so take a second for the uh for the answers to comment i'll tell you my opinion it goes like this and i based this on the fact i have a degree in economics i have an mba from a high-end college you know university berkeley and here's my opinion about the 15 minimum wage i don't know i don't know every one of you who says yes or no what are you basing that on because i'm telling you i've got a degree in this i don't know i don't know if it's good how do you know where the hell do you get your opinion from seriously where the hell did you get these opinions because i don't think economists agree do they wouldn't you like to see two economists uh one on each side just get on a show and give you 15 minutes you don't need more but you don't need less just 15 minutes of two economists on either side saying here's why it's a good idea and then the other one says this is why it's a bad idea and then maybe then i could make a decision but have you ever seen that i haven't seen that i've seen complaints about people saying it should be different in different areas because not every area is the same it might hurt some places it might help some places and that feels like a good argument i don't know how accurate is but it feels at least like it makes sense so here's my advice to you if you have a really strong feeling about this 15 minimum wage and you're not a small business owner yourself in other words it's not going to directly affect you you immediately maybe you shouldn't maybe you shouldn't have that opinion because i don't think economists agree you know i don't think all economists are on the same side do you do you do you think if you surveyed economists they'd all be like 95 of them would say either yes or no now i get the milton friedman argument of course that the free market you know is better is the best mechanism but we don't really have a free market we don't really have a free market we we have a very uh let's say we do have a free market we don't have an efficient market that's what i should have said it is free but it's not efficient in order for this minimum wage to find its right level based on competition and the economy and everything else you need less friction you need the ability for things to adjust you know in real time fairly quickly and all that i don't believe that happens because people don't have that much mobility there's just too much friction i think so i have no idea whether this is a good idea i have no idea now what do you do when you have no idea if something is a good idea anybody anybody what do you do if you're not sure it's a good idea you test it which one of the uh which one of the sides the democrats or the republicans are saying you know we can't tell if this is good or bad why don't we run it for a year in let's say one state or maybe some selected counties we'll just test it for one year and then we'll know right are the republicans saying that where are the republicans saying you know we think it's a bad idea but we don't hate testing things where's that guy or or a woman right where's that person or any gender you like um the only thing we need we don't have am i wrong is there some story i'm missing here tell me i'm wrong nobody knows the right answer it would be trivially easy to test relative to big national things it's easy you just say this county that's the rule for a year let's see how it goes right don't understand why we as a population are putting up with us this is pure incompetence because the the people making the decision they don't know if 15 an hour is a good idea do you think there's anybody in congress who knows more than i do and i don't know much that's the whole point i don't know much about whether a 15 minimum wage is a good idea i don't think so and when i say good idea i mean good overall in the long run right all things considered it's obviously good for the people who get the raise most of them if they keep their job so i don't think we can be happy with any opinion on this and i would tell you that if you have a firm opinion either yes or no on the minimum wage you shouldn't if you have a firm opinion on this you shouldn't because smart people don't know like really well-informed smart people don't really know they might lean one direction but without a test nobody knows all right um i've come to a potential decision about what's the biggest factor or factors in covid infections and it goes like this i feel as if there are two things and some of this is just speculation and a little bit of what i'm reading but here's some things we've learned about the covet infections we think number one in the uk surprisingly they say there's no real difference in minority outcomes for coronavirus except that they get infected more often but haven't we all been under the impression that your genetic makeup would probably make a difference in your outcomes but it might be that that's true but that genetic difference is not necessarily uh ethnically related in other words if you read between the lines here the uk outcome if let's say the data holds you know any preliminary study like this you can't you can't assume is right but let's say it is it would be saying that genetically there wouldn't be much difference across ethnicities but there might be a big difference in terms of lifestyle and economic situation and that might be what's driving more infections for example at the lower economic end of things there might be more people living per house it could it could be that it could be they have less health care resources could be that so this this uh this may be really important information if it's true i'd still wait to get a confirmation of this all right so that's the first new piece of information there might not be that much difference ethnically even though the outcomes are very different might be lifestyle not genetics although there could still be and probably is a gigantic genetic difference across individuals but not necessarily across ethnicities which seems unlikely to me frankly but doesn't seem unlikely to you that there's no difference in ethnicity it feels unlikely but that's that's what we have here all right um then we also have an hse university research study this says that uh oh i'm sorry that was that was the genetic difference study but there's a additional study that says that uh 63 percent of u.s hospitalizations for co covered could have been prevented if we were not so darn fat so obesity according to this one study is responsible for 30 of the excess hospitalizations um in the same sentence it says 63 so it's it's written very poorly so i don't know uh exactly which of those numbers to look at because it looks like it's two different numbers saying the same thing but there's a gigantic difference in opc now we all knew that right we all knew that but there's some kind of word that i didn't write down that says that uh sometimes it's the combination of two things you know you need the you need the comorbidity plus the virus one by itself doesn't doesn't kill you now how do why do we call this a simply a virus pandemic when it's clearly an obesity pandemic at the same time it's too pandemics if you call obesity a pandemic but we sort of ignore one of them and pay all of our attention to the other one when they're clearly both gigantic variables now i agree the virus itself is a bigger variable than obesity but the obesity thing is so big it's like you should talk about them in the same sentence every time we've got a big problem with the virus killing our fat people right now i don't do fat shaming so i'm just using fat in a casual way not to mean an insult uh you know i i myself have been uh a few pounds overweight at various times in my life and so i don't do fat shaming but it's just simply a fact that americans are overweight so i feel as if the fact that we don't talk about that more is for what social reasons wokeness is there some reason we can't talk about people's health because they'll feel bad it'll be racist somehow sure um here's the most predictable thing what was the most predictable thing that would come out of the tiger woods uh thing and by by the way i don't mean to make fun of anything that happens to tiger woods we we all hope that he recovers and it is a tragedy so i'm not going to take anything away from how bad this is but the most predictable thing and i wish i'd said it in public because it was so predictable today we learn the woods tiger woods does not remember the crash was that predictable as soon as i heard that he was awake when they found him and he was coherent and all that but that the actual cause of the crash was uh unknown as soon as i heard that i said to myself he's going to say he doesn't remember the crash he's going to say he doesn't remember what happened what would you do in that situation what would you do in that situation if that were me i would say i didn't remember the crash because he might have been texting i'm not saying he was he might have had something in his system uh the apparently he was not tested for any drugs now i don't know if the rules are different in the uk but because there were there were no overt signs of drug use or inebriation in other words there was nothing in his car that suggested he had taken something uh and nobody had were no eyewitnesses and said we saw him put something in his mouth or anything like that so if you don't have any cause it's just an accident i guess they can't check so tiger woods can just say i don't remember they won't ever check his uh blood to find out if he was inebriated and it looks like he can just go with that story that he doesn't remember and he'll be fine from any kind of repercussions so i don't think anything was more predictable than he would say he doesn't remember do you believe it do you believe he doesn't remember i'm going to go on record as saying no i don't believe it it's not impossible it's traumatic very traumatic could be that the cause of the accident was that he blacked out so then of course he wouldn't remember it it certainly looks like he blacked down doesn't it wouldn't you say that the odds are based on how far the car went etc you'd have to think he wasn't conscious wouldn't you and so to me the the texting or the cell phone or even if an animal ran in the road i don't feel like i don't feel like they completely would describe what happened it feels like he was unconscious but that's just speculation no no all right um amy do you know who amy siskind is or cis kind but she's one of the more ridiculous characters on twitter i think she's blocked me and vice versa eventually but she was like a crazy anti-trump person and she tweeted after biden bombed syria she's tweeted so different having military action under biden no middle school level threats on twitter trust biden and his team's competence a tear is coming to my eye because biden he knows how to bomb syria in a responsible way not the way trump did it with his irresponsible taunts no trump bombed syria the wrong way whereas biden he's bombing syria in a responsible way so big difference there according to amy um so china apparently uh did some kova tests on some u.s diplomats and decided to go with the anal taste test instead of the cheek swab that's right instead of the nasal swab with the cheek schwab uh china decided to shove something up our diplomats asses they complained the diplomats complained about china shoving things up their asses and china said oh it was an error it was a mistake sorry didn't mean it sorry and what will the united states do will we turn the other cheek will we note that although america went to mars china went to uranus i would like to give this opportunity for all of you to add your own jokes about china shoving a kova test up the ass of our diplomats what would what would trump have done if china shoved things up the ass of our diplomats and then said whoops whoops sorry what would trump have done would he do what biden is likely to do complain i don't know what he would have done but he should have closed the embassies should just close the embassies like i don't know how you protect your diplomats but do you want to be a diplomat that was not protected the way these guys were not protected these guys and and women and genders of all types they were not protected now i think they probably had a choice of saying no but then they probably couldn't travel or i don't know there's probably some repercussion so i don't feel this can go unaddressed do you this should not be unaddressed i think trump would have addressed it i don't know if biden will there's a new story of a uh uh classroom assistant who didn't know his zoom was still on and uh he may have uh he may have done a tubing he may have been he may have been doing a little tubing uh when the camera was still on um so uh and uh here's the funniest part is that the young man the 21 year old uh employee he he writes he also has a side company when he's not being an assistant in schools he also runs pirate magic a business that throws pirate parties for youngsters while he portrays a character named captain silly bones let me give you this advice here's some good advice for you and you can take this to the bank if there's any chance at all that you're going to get caught masturbating on zoom don't have a side business don't have a side business called called pirate parties and don't call yourself captain silly bones don't do them at the same time that's like a comorbidity one of those things just by itself let's say the the pirate parties one of those things by itself that's fine pleasuring yourself in private far as i know still totally legal totally legal a problem when you combine the two things on a zoom call right you know what captain silly bones i don't think he's gonna get booked for another party uh let me give you some advice that you that you will find very useful let me tell you what i do the moment i'm done i'm done with these periscopes the moment i'm done with them i've got i've got two screens here two ipads that are facing me where i would sit at my office desk the first thing i do after i turn these off is i turn them this way so you're looking at each other now the first thing i do when i'm done with any kind of a zoom call on my laptop first thing i do close the laptop so let me suggest to you that you never assume never assume that you're not on live stream because that's how you lose your pirate parties if you know what i mean never assume it so as a habit you should physically move your camera out of a viewing district when you're when you're done every time and just do it every time as a as a habit i'll tell you one wake-up call was when uh somebody discovered that i guess uh mark zuckerberg puts tape over the camera on his own laptop now do you think mark zuckerberg understands the world of security and what is or is not a risk oh he does and if he's covering up the camera on his laptop maybe you should too now he's more of a target than you are but you're all targets yeah and the same with the hot mic just assume you're always being listened to now i've got a number of digital products here everything from my phone to my amazon digital assistant so i just assume that i'm being recorded all the time i just assume it i just assume there's nothing i say even in the privacy of my own home even in the bathroom i just assume that somebody's listening or could doesn't mean they are listening they just could technologically they could all right so being boring is how i protect myself cnbc had this story and i think it's important that it's cnbc because it's a major major network right uh bill gates was asked about nuclear power and he said it absolutely will be politically acceptable again which is an interesting way to make the prediction i think he was asked that a specific question but according to bill gates who most of you would associate with the left wouldn't you now i don't think he associates himself that way i doubt i mean maybe he's a democrat i don't know but he seems more like a problem solver than a political animal and he's saying as clearly as possible nuclear power will absolutely be politically acceptable again and he said he points out that it's safer than oil coal and natural gas the reason it will be acceptable is that it's safer and then he goes on to talk about one of the companies he's invested in terra power it's a the generation 4 nuclear power that can't can't melt down and it's smaller more economical it's more off the shelf pieces you can transport it easily etc so that we may be years away from making that commercial but it really does matter that bill gates said this because he's he has credibility with the left you know he thinks climate change is a big problem so he's got credibility um here's the other uh the other observation i was going to make about covet i feel like besides obesity the other biggest factor is how many strangers you let in your house and by strangers i mean anybody who doesn't live there normally so i feel as if if we controlled one variable we would get through the pandemic quickly now maybe the vaccinations will will get us there on time anyway but if in the beginning we had only done one one restriction i think we'd already be done and that one restriction would be don't let anybody inside your residence who is not a resident unless you know it could be the plumber with a mask right but nobody to visit not even your anna town family members i feel as though that one restriction of nobody in your residence except the residents for a month and we'd be we'd be pretty well done i feel like now you wouldn't get rid of the infection but you might get it down to a low level now does anybody disagree with that because it's something like over 50 of infections it's worse in the winter when you're indoors somebody says i thought we did that no we didn't really do that we we said don't you know you don't want to socially mingle but i don't think anybody took it seriously inside their own house i think everybody lets their other family members i think everybody lets the boyfriend or the girlfriend come over i feel like inside the house there are no rules and that probably that was the main problem probably the main problem and i would also think that you could solve that with statistics and publicity if you if you stopped somebody on the street and said to them what's the main place you get infected what would the average person say think about it uh you're probably way more informed than the average consumer just the fact you're watching a you know a live stream about the world in politics the average person isn't really paying attention to too much news on average so stop the average person in the street and say to them where do you think most infections happen what would they say i'll bet they wouldn't say home i'll bet most people would say well they closed the restaurants and gyms it's probably restaurants and gyms or they might say must be the workplace because why else would they do the lockdown but i'll bet it's not i'll bet if you simply produced enough statistics to say look most of it is because you're letting somebody in your little uh unair circulated space who doesn't live there that's that's most of it i think if we just just hammered out hammered people with i don't know what the real number is like 56 percent uh is in the home and just keep telling people that say uh it's because the you know you use your uh your app and on tinder right or whatever it is so that's all i have to say about that now i rasmussen has an interesting poll in which you they were asking about people's opinion of some national leaders you know i've been telling you why is there not like a new national leader and and i've said aoc may fill that spot but here are some names i'm going to tell you the names that they pulled and let me see if you can guess who has the highest favorability at the moment with the public so this is the entire public the names they tested were this is rasmussen uh kevin mccarthy mitch mcconnell nancy pelosi chuck schumer and aoc now add together their their two favorable categories the highly favorable and the normal favorable and who who among those do you believe had the highest favorability take a guess i want to see in the comments how plugged in you are to the national consciousness most people are guessing aoc but i think you're i think you're guessing that because you think that's going to be the answer because why would i bring it up i always talk about aoc's persuasion so you i feel like i've biased the survey i think i biased the survey too much you're trying to guess what it's going to be here's the answer kevin mccarthy kevin mccarthy he has the highest favorability of this group what what how the hell did that happen did you see that coming now i don't think that necessarily means as much as you might think it would mean it could mean that he's just less controversial so the others have some specific reasons you're mad at them but i can't think of a specific reason to be mad at kevin mccarthy can you i can't think of a like a scandal or was he on the wrong side of something or i know it could be that he just hasn't caused any trouble and that people respond to a specific story they remember more than they respond to the average so here here are the numbers so kevin mccarthy if you add his two favorable categories together 43 compare that to mcconnell at 29 it's a big difference compared to pelosi at 37 surprisingly good schumer 32 and aoc at 34.

so if you were to look at this would you say to yourself my goodness kevin mccarthy should run for president because he has a substantially like a 30 higher favorability than aoc but it doesn't work that way because our primary system does like the exciting people right so i would say the aoc already has enough support to win a primary i think she already has enough support to win a primary for president someday if it doesn't change um but it certainly raises a question about kevin mccarthy if he has bigger ambitions to run for president um that would be interesting so i'll just put that name out there we're all looking for our next leader and uh it's very interesting that he doesn't have obvious negatives yeah it could be that just as the lowest uh profile meaning as somebody says in the comments that just people don't know as much about him so they don't they don't have a negative feeling so they say uh he's okay it could be just that so you have to be careful about averages if i've taught you anything uh and i'll remind you this this is what i call the the hollywood way of looking at favorability and i learned this when i was doing a dilbert tv show which never made it to the air we did we tried to do a live action one with real actors the animated one did eventually get on tv but when i was testing that we we made a pilot we brought people into a room and they have their little buttons that they push when there's something they like that's happening on the screen and i asked the executive what are we looking for you know what average approval of the tv show would would suggest it would be a hit and the executive said we don't look at the average because that's useless which is really interesting to know we look at how excited some people are what you want is that a few people you know maybe 10 of the audience just thinks it's the best thing they've ever seen you don't even care about the other 90 because most shows are not watched by 90 of the public a huge hit whether it's a song a movie a tv show is because 10 of the public loves it that's what makes it same with dilbert if you ask the average person hey how about this dilbert comic the average person would say not for me but something like 10 or 20 percent of the public who has a job and relates to the situations etc will cut it out by the book get the calendar and that's enough to make dilbert wildly successful so be careful when you're looking at average favorability because it doesn't predict what does predict is if you're wildly hating or loving an individual such as a trump or an aoc so kevin mccarthy doesn't have the wild hate or the wild love and that usually does not predict national success at least running for president's success but how hard would it be for him to learn that or to use let's say um to adopt a persona that could get him elected probably could do it probably could do it i would guess he has the capability to raise his game but we'll see all right that's all i got for now uh yeah i know about the brains behind aoc there's you know she was sort of selected and groomed and there was a you know a mentor who probably made a big difference but here's the thing everybody who thinks she's not smart you're all wrong say what you will about her politics she's really smart i hate to tell you but it's obvious if you're still judging her as like the bartender you are so missing what's going on she's smart most of our members of congress are most of them it's not even unusual that's how they get elected somebody says she's misinformed my point was that her mentor may have taught her a lot but if you factor in how quickly she would pick up what she learned the mentor may have you know already given all he could give there may not be more more to give there all right when has aoc ever faced a tough interview you say i wouldn't worry about that at all i'm pretty sure she could handle a tough interview and she does what uh what trump does which is she'll do the big ask that you think is ridiculous but then it ends up well because she negotiates toward the middle all right um that's all we got for now and i will talk to you later all right youtubers uh somebody says she even flubs the softball i'd have to assume some examples of that her uh her public speaking is so good that i can't imagine that she would be bad in a tough interview uh who's going to jail for the fraud which fraud um let's see just looking at some of your questions uh she's one generation removed from uh all right well there's a lot of uh with margaret hoover not good how do you bruise your arm is my arm bruised that's weird i didn't know i had a bruise you know what's weird i can't see it i'm looking at my arm and i i can't see it but i can see it on camera just the lighting is different actually i have no idea i must have banged it on something it's not a it's not a burn it's a bruise i just don't know how i got it all right that's all for now and i'll talk to you later

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produce that would make you want to

watch this

in the era of being after trump

now when trump was in office a lot of

people were watching me for my

trump persuasion and other comments

about him

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the news

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uh in the comments while i'm talking

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for those of you who are newer tell me

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and that'll tell the other people what's

up

all right biden decided to bomb

some factions in syria that are being

funded and supported by iran in response

to

iranian proxies hurting at least one

contractor in an attack

two weeks ago now i would like to say

that this is a good move

by biden now if you're if you're tuning

in to me to watch me say bad things

about democrats

and good things about republicans i'm

not going to do that

nothing like that will ever happen here

i'm just going to talk about what works

and

what doesn't and you can you can play

the politics yourself

when when trump and pence won in 2016

i talked about the what i call the new

ceo move

which is how you establish who you are

when a new ceo

is is hired they'll often do something

big and splashy right off the bat

they'll maybe fire some executives who

needed it they'll reorganize some things

but the idea is to establish who you are

as the new leader right off the bat

because your first impression just has

all this power forever whoever you are

on day one

it's going to be hard to change that so

you want to get it right

in the beginning so pence and trump did

that

when they started going talking to ford

and carrier when

when they first got elected before

they'd even been sworn in

it was really really good first move uh

ceo kind of play

and then trump did it again when he

fired all of his

cruise missiles into that airport in

syria

to give russia a little bit of a tap on

the shoulder

now people watching it said wow that

might even be

sort of an overreaction or wow trump

sure went military quickly

but it was a good positioning

attack because it said yeah

there was also the mother of all bombs

in afghanistan and i believe that trump

played that exactly right

by establishing right up front you don't

know what i'm going to do

which he would say that directly you

can't predict what i'm going to do

but you did see me drop that mother of

all bombs

and you did see me attack that airport

so just be warned you don't know what

i'm gonna do but it could definitely

include

lots of violence that is exactly

the positioning you want now biden comes

in

and of course our advertise adversaries

are going to be poking them

they're going to find out hey do we have

a little more a little more freedom

under this new president are we going to

be able to get a little

get away with a little bit more and

biden has now sent

the following message no

no you can't now i know what you're

thinking

was biden even involved in the decision

is he so mentally degraded that it's his

staff

who's making the decisions i don't think

it matters

that much in this context because

whether it's

biden calling all the shots or some

biden cartel collectively making

decisions

it looks the same the the message is the

same

which is if you mess with the united

states there will be violence

there will be violence there will be a

response

now i heard somebody on twitter say uh

why do you wait so long

two weeks that's all so perfect

waiting two weeks to do your attack

perfect

because it also sends the following

message you don't know when it's going

to come

we're not going to forget it it's coming

might be today might be in two weeks but

the one thing you can be sure of

it's coming now of course you want to do

it right so it might take a few weeks to

pick the right

target and get the right assets in place

and all that

so i'm going to give biden an a-plus for

for handling this situation so far

anybody disagree would it would anybody

disagree with that

grade now there there's a secondary

question

and maybe it's not a secondary maybe it

should be primary some would argue

the rand paul position that there's no

authorization

for this attack and the president can't

just

start a war basically can't just attack

another country

and i think that that position needs our

full respect

in fact uh rand paul's position is not

unlike jen saki's uh

position just a few years ago when trump

was doing it

and where where she criticized trump

trump for attacking

syria basically not authorized

all the rest now here's an interesting

thing

i don't really understand the whole

situation with executive orders

do you do any of you understand what's

going on with

let's say the whole body of executive

orders over the last few years

because i don't quite understand how the

president

can just sort of

do stuff that you thought congress was

supposed to do

how does the president just decide to

just do it himself

and then people obey it why do they obey

it

why do why does anybody obey an

executive order now i know that there's

different kinds

there's some executive orders that are

just a clarification

on an existing law and that's perfectly

fine

everybody's okay with that somebody has

to clarify the law right

it's fairly fair game maybe the courts

have to do it if people don't like how

the president

did it but it's a good process but what

happens when the president does

something

with an executive order that the

constitution didn't quite

foresee we let that happen

i feel as if and this is just

speculation i need somebody

smart to tell me how wrong this is

because it's probably pretty wrong

but it feels like the country has a

great

let's say a great flexibility with how

they

treat the executive the president

when congress isn't effective because

congress has such a low rating that

we're happy when anything gets done

you know you you see your government

make a decision and then

implement it and it goes well

it's hard to disagree with it because

the alternative would have been

to take it to congress and nothing

happens and it's a big fight and nothing

good happens

so it feels as if um

it feels as if

people are just sort of okay with

executive orders because the alternative

looks worse

which is to depend on congress for

making decisions

so are we sort of drifting toward a

dictatorship

because people prefer it because the

alternative

is being incompetent having congress

muddle around yeah now the problem of

course is that if you take it too far

let's say for example this latest

bombing attack let's say that when trump

did it and

also when biden did it that let's say it

was

extra constitutional meaning the

constitution doesn't quite support this

act

but what if the country does

you know the country might support it

and by a majority

so i don't know it feels like it could

be dangerous

but on the other hand i like it when it

happens generally

i like it when something happens so i

think i do

i do like our presidents including biden

to have some executive order power

now the congress and rand paul and i

think rand paul is a

is a great asset to the country by

pushing back on it

because you don't want the executive

orders without the pushback

right anytime this happens even if you

like the executive order

don't you have to also like that rand

paul is pushing

against it you could like both of those

things

because they're they work together

pretty well it keeps the executive

orders maybe a little bit constrained

because there's some pushback

but you still get to do them when

they're important

it's kind of perfect so thank you to

rand paul for pushing back

but at the same time i kind of like this

i like this action

in terms of national security

i've told you before that uh it's handy

to have a story of you

here's the helpful part of my broadcast

you should always have a heroic

story of you which is the

the sort of the imaginary story you have

in your mind

of who you are character wise or who you

are

capability wise or or who you are

basically just who you are

and i've told you before that my story

and i'm going to add to this in a bit

but the the personal story that i keep

running

as a little loop in my mind and always

have

is what i call prisoner island and

prisoner island

imagines that there's some island where

all the prisoners go

and there's no there's no law there they

just are dropped on the island

and there's no guards or anything it's

just a prisoner society so it's pretty

rugged there

so i get convicted of something and i'm

dropped by helicopter

onto the prisoner island

well australia is a little bigger so you

know that that doesn't work for my story

but imagine it's the smallest

smallish island and all the prisoners

know each other and stuff

now on day one if you drop me

in prisoner island how am i gonna do

not so well right because i'm not

physically large et cetera so the

prisoners would

beat me up and rape me day one

day two prisoners would beat me up and

rape me again

day three day four are gonna look a lot

alike

beaten up raped being up raped three or

four months go by

beating up raped but here's

here's the uh the prisoner island

story it's the story i run in my head

come back in a year come back in a year

in the year i'm gonna run the island and

everybody who touched me

will be dead but you have to wait a year

day one won't go so well day two

not so good come back in a year they'll

all be dead

and i'll be running the island every

time

now is that true no i just made it up

right

it's just a story in my head is it also

true that i would fight through

you know adversity well i'm trying to

make it true

right i like to think it's true but

having a story of you

is like a program that runs in your head

permanently and it can make it you

it can it can turn you into that by

being the story that

guides you all right now let me take

that story

into this next news item

there was a a man i guess his last name

was raja gopal

i think it was india was it india might

have been pakistan i forget

but he's from the karna tacos hassan

district so somebody can tell me where

that is

but anyway he was riding his motorcycle

and a

a cheetah or a leopard it's not clear

uh attacked his family just like came

from the bushes and attacked us

and bit his son in the leg and starts

attacking his son and wife

this guy who's not some you know

he's not some like fighter or hero or

anything he's just a guy

gets off his motorcycle and kills the

leopard with

his bare hands to save his family

he actually grabbed the leopard

and strangled it did he get hurt in the

process

oh yeah he did yeah he got hurt

but he also saved his family and

strangled a leopard or maybe a cheetah

cheater a leopard i don't know it's

pretty bad either way

now that's the prisoner island story

this is the prisoner island story now i

don't know anything about the guy who

did this

but it makes me wonder does he have the

prisoner island story in his head

some version of it has he carried a

model of himself

through his life that when he came to

this situation

the model kicked in and and there was no

doubt

who was going to win the fight and that

he was going to fight

now it probably was just reflex of you

know somebody

saving his family so probably there

wasn't a lot of thinking going on it was

just reflex

but whether or not he had the prisoner

island story in his head

he has it now he has it now the next

time he gets in a situation

that you and i would be frightened to

death of

he knows he can get through it or has

gotten through something

similarly dangerous so

make yourself a prisoner's island story

it doesn't have to be real

it just becomes the program that runs in

your head could come in handy if you

were attacked by a leopard

have you seen the videos of the uh the

tom cruise

deep fakes uh look on my timeline if you

haven't seen them yet

um they're i don't even know what to

think about them

so there's some discussion about whether

they're real deep fakes

they're actually so good that you can't

tell if they're deep fakes

and some people are saying ah you got

fooled it's really just a

look-alike it's a look-alike pretending

to be a deep fake

maybe maybe i can't tell

i can't tell if it's a real person i

also can't tell if it's

actually tom cruise who's playing a

prank

it doesn't quite look like tom cruise to

me

so my personal opinion is it's not tom

cruise

i can't rule out a look-alike

but it did look a lot like him now

uh somebody says too tall well

i don't know if you could tell from the

video his height but

here's the thing that's how good

a deep fake is right now that we can't

even tell

if it was really a deep fake how good do

you think

the best ones are because this is just

something that ran on twitter

right it's just something on social

media

how is the best one

don't you assume that there are

government let's say government versions

of this

you know where we're we're working on it

for

both offensive and defensive reasons

because i have to think these deep fakes

have a military application that's

through the roof what would happen

and you know we're working on this right

well i i don't feel like i'm giving away

a state secret because

it's kind of obvious don't you think

that our government and probably other

ones

are putting together deep fakes of other

leaders

and deep fakes of uh terrorists

don't you think if we had a good deep

fake of osama bin laden

we could have gotten we could have made

some videos and put them into the system

and cause people to act differently

because they thought bin laden was

giving them guidance

but we could and i'm not sure we didn't

how would we know right we wouldn't know

if we'd done that nobody would tell you

so the the uh opportunity for

um weaponizing these deep fakes is

really scary

because imagine you get into a shooting

ore

and we take the the a deep fake of the

leader of the other side

put him on a video and he says hey

everybody lay down your weapons

we're surrendering his own military

would probably think it was true

right because everybody even in the

military they have

the phones right or do they if you're on

operation

maybe not because you could track the

phone but

uh when they got back to base people

would have phones and stuff right

so even even if you're a terrorist

you would see the video it wouldn't have

to be on tv it would just be circulating

and there would be your leader your

terrorist leader saying uh lay down your

weapons

you know we got everything we wanted or

whatever

so that's common

twitter is talking about having some

kind of pay model

where you could optionally charge people

for extra content

maybe even newsletters so the world is

moving toward this

subscription base but twitter has a

really big

obstacle to overcome a psychological

obstacle

and the psychological obstacle is you're

used to twitter being free

once you get used to it being free

people are going to complain

if there's any anything that looks like

it's extra

and it's on twitter but you have to pay

for it it's really going to make people

angry

let me tell you how are you going to

feel um

well this is how i feel now i'll read a

story on let's say

twitter or cnn or whatever and i'll i'll

click to see the original story

and it's behind a paywall or you have to

go and figure out how to turn off your

ads and your ad blocker

which isn't too much of a bother i would

say

i skip almost everything that's asking

me for money or a password or

or my email address or to turn off ad

blockers

and every time i go to one of those

links

i get angry now twitter users are gonna

have that experience they could be like

hey

that looks interesting click oh i'd have

to pay for that

i'm angry oh here's a good one uh oh

i'd have to pay for that what would

happen if everything that's

useful on twitter turns into a paywall

because that's the only thing that'll be

behind the paywall right good stuff

you're not going to put your worthless

stuff behind the paywall

so twitter has a really big challenge

how to handle the

the customers psychology now as you know

i have

a full subscription account separately

on the locals platform but

the locals platform was built for just

that

it's its only purpose is to be a

subscription platform

so there's no psychological barrier

there

nobody would sign up for it unless they

knew exactly what they were getting

so they're all happy but if you're used

to it being free

people don't like you adding any kind of

friction to that

even if it's the extra stuff because

they're going to think

we used to get the extra for free didn't

we

but i do think subscription is the way

things have to go so twitter is making

the right move

it's just going to be hard hard to

implement in their case i think they'll

be success

successful in at some level

all right but if you don't want to be uh

banned etc something like locals would

be better

now i keep hearing about a new platform

called clubhouse

which as i understand it is some kind of

open

audio conversations with some set of

rules

and i i've i've received a number of

invitations

to it i guess it's still invitation

and i've uh i've declined them all so

far

now the reason that someone somebody

says clubhouse is chinese

that's not true is it i don't think

that's true

um so don't believe that

unless you see some confirmation i don't

think that's true

but uh you got my interest

if it is true i definitely want to know

it

somebody says it's not a u.s company i

was sure it was a u.s company

no the api they use is chinese somebody

says

all right so there may be some

connection let's put that as an open

question

but that's not what i was going for

today what i was going for is i don't

understand it

so this is the interesting thing

clubhouse everybody's talking about it

and signing up and everything so

there must be something to it but i keep

waiting to hear

something about it that makes me want to

do it

and i haven't and i don't know what

other people are hearing that makes them

want to do it

because lots of smart connected

forward-thinking people are already on

it and

telling me i should be on it but i don't

know why

does anybody know why because i don't

think you can monetize it right

and if there's no video isn't it

less good

all right somebody says think live

podcasts

well um i suppose if they did a good job

on the interface it would be interesting

i'll probably check it out eventually

but my only point is not that it is or

is not valuable

but why have i heard so much about it

and yet

nobody has told me what its value

proposition is

isn't that weird well

you would think that almost any business

or product that you hear about

people would tell you why to use it like

what its extra advantage is but i

haven't heard that about

clubhouse and i don't know why does that

mean there isn't any

extra advantage i don't know

i guess i'll keep that as an open

question um

here there's a big news about the

minimum wage

15 thing that the democrats want to want

to make a

national law and i guess the there's a

rules person who decides

the parliamentary and rules person in

the senate

has decided that they can't include that

minimum wage thing with this big omnibus

built

there's some kind of rule that says you

can't include things that are

trivially related to the main purpose

and this is too trivially related to the

main purpose i guess

so number one i don't agree with this

parliamentary decision it might be

correct in terms of interpreting the

rules

but why does congress

put a rule on itself

what what's the point of that why would

why would congress limit its own its own

flexibility yeah somebody says it's a

rule

it's a rule but why

why is it a rule why in the world can't

the congress say

you know we all think we all think this

should be in this bill

why can't we just put it in there would

that bother you as a citizen

if you were a citizen would it bother

you that there was some weird

rule that they collectively decided

to just ignore because there wasn't any

purpose for the rule

i can't see the purpose for it now i get

that you don't want to have big you know

messed up

group things and you want to maintain

the ability to do a

filibuster and you know it's like

complicated etc

but none of this stuff serves the public

i don't think uh somebody says in all

capitals you don't understand the senate

and house rules

i'm going to block you for telling me

what i don't understand

goodbye in all caps probably could have

gotten away with that if you hadn't used

all caps

don't criticize me in all caps if you

want to come back

at the very least use upper and lower

case

then you've got a chance of surviving

but you're not going to survive with all

caps

and no reasons just some some kind of

weird insult

because i'm telling you i don't know the

rules

so you don't need to yell at me that i

don't know the rules when it's

literally what i'm saying to you

i don't know the rules

okay um i'm swearing at a guy who can't

hear me

all right uh so here's my take on the

minimum wage so forget about the

the rules the rule part this is

you know you you wish there could be

some something like an executive order

from

mitch mcconnell who could just say yeah

there's a rule but we're just going to

ignore it

because it doesn't serve us so what is

your opinion on the

15 minimum wage in the comments

can i get get a feel of the crowd

yes no on the minimum wage going to 15

it doesn't look like it's going to be an

option right away

but what do you think i'm interested in

my specific audience

uh so take a second for the uh for the

answers to comment i'll tell you my

opinion

it goes like this and i based this on

the fact i have a degree in economics

i have an mba from a high-end

college you know university berkeley

and here's my opinion about the 15

minimum wage i don't know

i don't know every one of you who says

yes or no

what are you basing that on because i'm

telling you i've got a degree in this

i don't know i don't know if it's good

how do you know where the hell do you

get your opinion from

seriously where the hell did you get

these opinions

because i don't think economists agree

do they

wouldn't you like to see two economists

uh one on each side

just get on a show and give you 15

minutes you don't need more but you

don't need less

just 15 minutes of two economists on

either side saying

here's why it's a good idea and then the

other one says this is why it's a bad

idea

and then maybe then i could make a

decision but have you ever seen that

i haven't seen that i've seen complaints

about people saying it should be

different in different

areas because not every area is the same

it might hurt some places it might help

some places

and that feels like a good argument i

don't know how accurate is but it feels

at least like it makes sense

so here's my advice to you

if you have a really strong feeling

about this 15 minimum wage and you're

not

a small business owner yourself in other

words it's not going to directly affect

you

you immediately maybe you shouldn't

maybe you shouldn't have that opinion

because

i don't think economists agree you know

i don't think all economists are on the

same side do you

do you do you think if you surveyed

economists they'd all be

like 95 of them would say either yes or

no

now i get the milton friedman argument

of course that the free market

you know is better is the best mechanism

but we don't really have a free market

we don't really have a free market

we we have a very uh let's say

we do have a free market we don't have

an efficient market that's what i should

have said

it is free but it's not efficient

in order for this minimum wage to find

its right level based on

competition and the economy and

everything else

you need less friction you need

the ability for things to adjust you

know in real time fairly quickly and all

that

i don't believe that happens because

people don't have that much mobility

there's just too much friction i think

so i have no idea whether this is a good

idea

i have no idea now what do you do when

you have no idea if something is a good

idea

anybody anybody what do you do

if you're not sure it's a good idea

you test it which one of the

uh which one of the sides the democrats

or the republicans

are saying you know we can't tell if

this is good or bad

why don't we run it for a year in let's

say one state or maybe some selected

counties

we'll just test it for one year and then

we'll know

right are the republicans saying that

where are the republicans saying you

know

we think it's a bad idea but we don't

hate testing things

where's that guy or or a woman right

where's that person or any gender you

like

um the only thing we need

we don't have am i wrong

is there some story i'm missing here

tell me i'm wrong

nobody knows the right answer it would

be trivially

easy to test relative to big national

things it's easy

you just say this county that's the rule

for a year let's see how it goes

right don't understand

why we as a population are putting up

with us

this is pure incompetence

because the the people making the

decision

they don't know if 15 an hour is a good

idea

do you think there's anybody in congress

who knows more than i do

and i don't know much that's the whole

point i don't know much

about whether a 15 minimum wage is a

good idea

i don't think so and when i say good

idea i mean

good overall in the long run right all

things considered

it's obviously good for the people who

get the raise most of them if they keep

their job

so i don't think we can be happy with

any opinion on this

and i would tell you that if you have a

firm opinion

either yes or no on the minimum wage you

shouldn't

if you have a firm opinion on this

you shouldn't because smart people don't

know

like really well-informed smart people

don't really know

they might lean one direction but

without a test nobody knows all right

um i've come to a

potential decision about what's the

biggest factor or factors in

covid infections and it goes like this

i feel as if there are two things and

some of this is just speculation

and a little bit of what i'm reading but

here's some things we've learned about

the covet infections

we think number one in the uk

surprisingly they say there's no real

difference in minority

outcomes for coronavirus

except that they get infected more often

but haven't we all been under the

impression

that your genetic makeup

would probably make a difference in your

outcomes

but it might be that that's true but

that genetic difference is not

necessarily uh ethnically related

in other words if you read between the

lines here

the uk outcome if let's say the data

holds

you know any preliminary study like this

you can't you can't assume is right

but let's say it is it would be saying

that genetically there wouldn't be much

difference

across ethnicities but there might be a

big difference

in terms of lifestyle and economic

situation and that might be what's

driving more infections

for example at the lower economic end of

things there might be more people

living per house it could it could be

that it could be

they have less health care resources

could be that

so this this uh

this may be really important information

if it's true

i'd still wait to get a confirmation of

this all right

so that's the first new piece of

information

there might not be that much difference

ethnically even though the outcomes are

very different

might be lifestyle not genetics although

there could still be

and probably is a gigantic genetic

difference across

individuals but not necessarily across

ethnicities

which seems unlikely to me frankly but

doesn't seem unlikely to you that

there's no difference in ethnicity

it feels unlikely but that's that's what

we have here

all right um then we also have an hse

university research study this says that

uh oh i'm sorry that was that was the

genetic difference study

but there's a additional study that says

that

uh 63 percent of u.s hospitalizations

for co

covered could have been prevented if we

were not so

darn fat so obesity

according to this one study is

responsible for 30

of the excess hospitalizations

um in the same sentence it says 63

so it's it's written very poorly so i

don't know

uh exactly which of those numbers to

look at because it looks like it's two

different numbers saying the same thing

but there's a gigantic difference in opc

now we all knew that right

we all knew that but there's some kind

of word that i didn't write down

that says that uh sometimes it's the

combination of two things you know you

need the

you need the comorbidity plus the virus

one by itself doesn't

doesn't kill you now

how do why do we call this a simply a

virus pandemic when it's clearly an

obesity pandemic

at the same time it's too pandemics

if you call obesity a pandemic

but we sort of ignore one of them and

pay

all of our attention to the other one

when they're clearly both

gigantic variables now i agree the virus

itself is a bigger variable than obesity

but the obesity thing is so big it's

like you should talk about them in the

same sentence every

time we've got a big problem with the

virus

killing our fat people right now i don't

do fat shaming so i'm just using

fat in a casual way

not to mean an insult uh you know

i i myself have been uh

a few pounds overweight at various times

in my life

and so i don't do fat shaming but it's

just

simply a fact that americans are

overweight

so i feel as if the fact that we don't

talk about that

more is for what social reasons

wokeness is there some reason we can't

talk about people's health

because they'll feel bad it'll be racist

somehow

sure um here's the

most predictable thing

what was the most predictable thing that

would come out of the tiger woods

uh thing and by by the way i don't mean

to make fun of anything that happens

to tiger woods we we all hope that he

recovers and

it is a tragedy so i'm not going to take

anything away from how bad this is

but the most predictable thing and i

wish i'd said it in public

because it was so predictable today we

learn

the woods tiger woods does not remember

the crash

was that predictable

as soon as i heard that he was awake

when they found him and he was coherent

and all that

but that the actual cause of the crash

was

uh unknown as soon as i heard that i

said to myself

he's going to say he doesn't remember

the crash

he's going to say he doesn't remember

what happened

what would you do in that situation

what would you do in that situation if

that were me

i would say i didn't remember the crash

because

he might have been texting i'm not

saying he was

he might have had something in his

system

uh the apparently he was not tested for

any drugs

now i don't know if the rules are

different in the uk

but because there were there were no

overt signs

of drug use or inebriation in other

words there was nothing in his car that

suggested

he had taken something uh and nobody had

were no eyewitnesses and said we saw him

put something in his mouth or anything

like that

so if you don't have any cause it's just

an accident

i guess they can't check so tiger woods

can just say i don't remember

they won't ever check his uh blood to

find out if he was

inebriated and it looks like he can just

go with that story

that he doesn't remember and he'll be

fine from any kind of repercussions

so i don't think anything was more

predictable than he would say he doesn't

remember

do you believe it do you believe he

doesn't remember

i'm going to go on record as saying no i

don't believe it

it's not impossible it's traumatic very

traumatic

could be that the cause of the accident

was that he blacked out

so then of course he wouldn't remember

it it certainly looks like he blacked

down doesn't it

wouldn't you say that the odds are based

on how far the car

went etc you'd have to think he wasn't

conscious

wouldn't you and so to me the

the texting or the cell phone or even if

an

animal ran in the road i don't feel like

i don't feel like they completely would

describe what happened it feels like he

was unconscious but that's just

speculation

no no all right um

amy do you know who amy siskind is or

cis kind

but she's one of the more ridiculous

characters on twitter i think she's

blocked me and

vice versa eventually but she was like a

crazy

anti-trump person and she tweeted

after biden bombed syria she's tweeted

so different having military action

under biden

no middle school level threats on

twitter trust biden and his team's

competence

a tear is coming to my eye because biden

he knows how to bomb syria in a

responsible way

not the way trump did it with his

irresponsible

taunts no trump bombed syria

the wrong way whereas biden

he's bombing syria in a responsible way

so big difference there according to amy

um so

china apparently uh did some kova tests

on some u.s diplomats

and decided to go with the anal taste

test instead of the cheek swab

that's right instead of the nasal swab

with the cheek schwab

uh china decided to shove something up

our diplomats asses

they complained the diplomats complained

about

china shoving things up their asses and

china said oh it was an error it was a

mistake

sorry didn't mean it sorry

and what will the united states do

will we turn the other cheek

will we note that although america went

to mars

china went to uranus

i would like to give this opportunity

for all of you to add your own jokes

about china shoving a kova test up the

ass

of our diplomats what would

what would trump have done

if china shoved things up the ass of our

diplomats

and then said whoops whoops

sorry what would trump have done

would he do what biden is likely to do

complain

i don't know what he would have done but

he should have closed the embassies

should just close the embassies

like i don't know how you protect your

diplomats

but do you want to be a diplomat

that was not protected the way these

guys were not protected

these guys and and women and genders of

all types

they were not protected now i think they

probably had a

choice of saying no but then they

probably couldn't travel

or i don't know there's probably some

repercussion so

i don't feel this can go unaddressed do

you

this should not be unaddressed i think

trump would have addressed it

i don't know if biden will

there's a new story of a uh uh classroom

assistant who didn't know his zoom

was still on and uh he may have uh

he may have done a tubing he may have

been

he may have been doing a little tubing

uh when the camera was still on

um so uh

and uh here's the funniest part is that

the young man the 21 year old uh

employee he he writes he also has a side

company when he's not being

an assistant in schools he also runs

pirate magic

a business that throws pirate parties

for youngsters

while he portrays a character named

captain silly bones

let me give you this advice

here's some good advice for you and you

can take this to the bank

if there's any chance at all that you're

going to get caught

masturbating on zoom don't have a side

business

don't have a side business called

called pirate parties

and don't call yourself captain silly

bones

don't do them at the same time that's

like a comorbidity

one of those things just by itself let's

say the

the pirate parties one of those things

by itself

that's fine pleasuring yourself in

private

far as i know still totally legal

totally legal

a problem when you combine the two

things on a zoom call

right you know what

captain silly bones i don't think he's

gonna get booked for another party

uh let me give you some advice that you

that you will find very useful

let me tell you what i do the moment i'm

done i'm done with these periscopes

the moment i'm done with them i've got

i've got two screens here two ipads

that are facing me where i would sit at

my office desk

the first thing i do after i turn these

off

is i turn them this way so you're

looking at each other now

the first thing i do when i'm done with

any kind of a zoom call

on my laptop first thing i do

close the laptop

so let me suggest to you that you never

assume never assume

that you're not on live stream because

that's how you lose your pirate parties

if you know what i mean

never assume it so as a habit

you should physically move your camera

out of a viewing district when you're

when you're done

every time and just do it every time as

a as a habit i'll tell you one wake-up

call was when

uh somebody discovered that i guess uh

mark zuckerberg

puts tape over the camera on his own

laptop

now do you think mark zuckerberg

understands the world of

security and what is or is not a risk

oh he does and if he's covering up the

camera on his laptop

maybe you should too now he's more of a

target than you are but you're all

targets

yeah and the same with the hot mic just

assume you're always being listened to

now i've got a number of digital

products here everything from my phone

to my

amazon digital assistant so i just

assume that i'm being recorded all the

time

i just assume it i just assume there's

nothing i say

even in the privacy of my own home even

in the bathroom

i just assume that somebody's listening

or could doesn't mean they are listening

they just could

technologically they could

all right so being boring is how i

protect myself

cnbc had this story and i think it's

important that it's cnbc

because it's a major major network right

uh bill gates

was asked about nuclear power and he

said it absolutely will be politically

acceptable again which is an interesting

way to make the prediction i think he

was asked that a specific question

but according to bill gates who most of

you would associate with the left

wouldn't you

now i don't think he associates himself

that way i doubt

i mean maybe he's a democrat i don't

know but he seems more like a problem

solver

than a political animal and

he's saying as clearly as possible

nuclear power will absolutely be

politically acceptable again

and he said he points out that it's

safer than oil coal and natural gas

the reason it will be acceptable is that

it's safer

and then he goes on to talk about one of

the companies he's invested in terra

power

it's a the generation 4 nuclear power

that can't

can't melt down and it's smaller more

economical it's

more off the shelf pieces you can

transport it easily

etc so that we may be years away from

making that

commercial but it really does matter

that bill gates said this

because he's he has credibility

with the left you know he thinks climate

change is a big problem so he's got

credibility

um

here's the other uh the other

observation

i was going to make about covet i feel

like

besides obesity the other biggest factor

is how many strangers you let in your

house

and by strangers i mean anybody who

doesn't live there normally

so

i feel as if if we controlled one

variable

we would get through the pandemic

quickly now maybe the vaccinations will

will get us there on time anyway but if

in the beginning

we had only done one one restriction

i think we'd already be done and that

one restriction would be

don't let anybody inside your residence

who is not a resident

unless you know it could be the plumber

with a mask right but nobody

to visit not even your anna town family

members

i feel as though that one restriction

of nobody in your residence except the

residents

for a month and we'd be we'd be

pretty well done i feel like now you

wouldn't get rid of the infection but

you might get it down to a low level

now does anybody disagree with that

because it's something like

over 50 of infections

it's worse in the winter when you're

indoors

somebody says i thought we did that no

we didn't really do that

we we said don't you know you don't want

to

socially mingle but i don't think

anybody took it seriously

inside their own house i think everybody

lets their other family

members i think everybody lets the

boyfriend or the girlfriend come over

i feel like inside the house there are

no rules and that probably

that was the main problem probably the

main problem

and i would also think that you could

solve that with statistics

and publicity if you if you stopped

somebody on the street

and said to them what's the main place

you get infected

what would the average person say think

about it

uh you're probably way more informed

than the average consumer

just the fact you're watching a you know

a live stream

about the world in politics the average

person isn't really paying attention to

too much news

on average so stop the average person in

the street and say to them

where do you think most infections

happen what would they say

i'll bet they wouldn't say home i'll bet

most people would say well

they closed the restaurants and gyms

it's probably restaurants and gyms

or they might say must be the workplace

because why else would they do the

lockdown but i'll bet it's not

i'll bet if you simply produced enough

statistics

to say look most of it

is because you're letting somebody in

your little uh

unair circulated space who doesn't live

there that's

that's most of it i think if we just

just hammered out hammered people with i

don't know what the real number is like

56 percent

uh is in the home and just keep telling

people that

say uh it's because the

you know you use your uh your app

and on tinder right or whatever it is

so that's all i have to say about that

now i

rasmussen has an interesting poll in

which you they were asking about

people's opinion of some

national leaders you know i've been

telling you why is there not like a new

national leader

and and i've said aoc may fill that spot

but here are some names i'm going to

tell you the names that they pulled and

let me see if you can guess

who has the highest favorability at the

moment with the public

so this is the entire public the names

they tested were this is rasmussen

uh kevin mccarthy mitch mcconnell

nancy pelosi chuck schumer and

aoc now add together their their two

favorable categories the highly

favorable

and the normal favorable and who who

among those do you believe

had the highest favorability take a

guess

i want to see in the comments how

plugged in you

are to the national consciousness

most people are guessing aoc but i think

you're i think you're guessing that

because you think that's going to be the

answer because why would i bring it up

i always talk about aoc's persuasion so

you

i feel like i've biased the survey

i think i biased the survey too much

you're trying to guess what it's going

to be

here's the answer kevin mccarthy

kevin mccarthy he has the highest

favorability of this group

what what

how the hell did that happen did you see

that coming

now i don't think that necessarily means

as much

as you might think it would mean it

could mean that he's just

less controversial so the others have

some specific reasons you're mad at them

but i can't think of a specific reason

to be mad at kevin mccarthy can you

i can't think of a like a scandal or

was he on the wrong side of something or

i know it could be that he just hasn't

caused any trouble

and that people respond to a specific

story they remember

more than they respond to the average

so here here are the numbers so kevin

mccarthy

if you add his two favorable categories

together 43

compare that to mcconnell at 29 it's a

big difference

compared to pelosi at 37

surprisingly good schumer 32

and aoc at 34.

so if you were to look at this would you

say to yourself my goodness kevin

mccarthy should run for president

because he has a substantially like a

30 higher favorability than aoc

but it doesn't work that way because our

primary system

does like the exciting people

right so i would say the aoc already has

enough support

to win a primary i think she already has

enough support to win a primary for

president

someday if it doesn't change um

but it certainly raises a question about

kevin mccarthy if he has bigger

ambitions to run for president

um that would be interesting

so i'll just put that name out there

we're all looking for our next leader

and uh it's very interesting that he

doesn't have

obvious negatives

yeah it could be that just as the lowest

uh profile

meaning as somebody says in the comments

that just people don't know as much

about him so they don't

they don't have a negative feeling so

they say uh he's okay

it could be just that so you have to be

careful about averages

if i've taught you anything uh

and i'll remind you this this is what i

call the the hollywood

way of looking at favorability

and i learned this when i was doing a

dilbert tv show

which never made it to the air we did we

tried to do a live action one with real

actors

the animated one did eventually get on

tv but when i was testing that we

we made a pilot we brought people into a

room and they have their little

buttons that they push when there's

something they like

that's happening on the screen and i

asked the executive

what are we looking for you know what

average approval of the tv show

would would suggest it would be a hit

and the executive said we don't look at

the average

because that's useless which is really

interesting to know

we look at how excited some people are

what you want is that a few people you

know maybe

10 of the audience just thinks it's the

best thing they've ever seen

you don't even care about the other 90

because

most shows are not watched by 90

of the public a huge hit

whether it's a song a movie a tv show is

because 10

of the public loves it that's what makes

it

same with dilbert if you ask the average

person hey

how about this dilbert comic the average

person would say

not for me but something like

10 or 20 percent of the public who has a

job and relates to the situations etc

will cut it out by the book get the

calendar and that's enough

to make dilbert wildly successful so

be careful when you're looking at

average favorability

because it doesn't predict what does

predict

is if you're wildly hating or loving

an individual such as a trump or an aoc

so kevin mccarthy doesn't have the wild

hate or the wild

love and that usually does not predict

national success at least running for

president's success

but how hard would it be

for him to learn that or to use let's

say

um to adopt a persona that could get him

elected probably could do it

probably could do it i would guess he

has the capability

to raise his game but we'll see all

right

that's all i got for now uh yeah i know

about the brains behind aoc

there's you know she was sort of

selected and groomed and

there was a you know a mentor who

probably made a big difference

but here's the thing everybody who

thinks she's not smart

you're all wrong say what you will about

her politics

she's really smart i hate to tell you

but it's obvious if you're still judging

her as like the bartender

you are so missing what's going on she's

smart

most of our members of congress are most

of them

it's not even unusual that's how they

get elected

somebody says she's misinformed my point

was

that her mentor may have taught her a

lot

but if you factor in how quickly she

would pick up what she learned

the mentor may have you know already

given all he could give there may not be

more more to give there

all right

when has aoc ever faced a tough

interview you say

i wouldn't worry about that at all i'm

pretty sure she could handle a tough

interview

and she does what uh what trump does

which is

she'll do the big ask that you think is

ridiculous

but then it ends up well because she

negotiates toward the middle

all right um that's all we got for now

and i will talk to you later

all right youtubers

uh somebody says she even flubs the

softball i'd have to assume

some examples of that her uh

her public speaking is so good that i

can't imagine

that she would be bad in a tough

interview

uh who's going to jail for the fraud

which fraud

um

let's see just looking at some of your

questions

uh she's one generation

removed from uh all right well there's a

lot of uh

with margaret hoover not good how do you

bruise your arm

is my arm bruised

that's weird

i didn't know i had a bruise you know

what's weird

i can't see it i'm looking at my arm and

i

i can't see it but i can see it on

camera just the lighting is different

actually i have no idea i must have

banged it on something

it's not a it's not a burn

it's a bruise i just don't know how i

got it all right that's all for now and

i'll talk to you

later