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Episode 183 Scott Adams - CIA Directors Who Can’t Recognize Jokes, RBS Scumbags

Episode #183 Aug 16, 2018 34:21 4,824 views

Chuck Schumer agreed with future President Trump on immigration African American support for President Trump now at 39% Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS) alleged fraud, Business Insider John Brennan explains why he began the Trump/Russia investigation Who you know is a gigantic advantage WhenHub Interface app can help, connects you with experts Denial of Service (DOS) attack on Blight Authority website ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I fund my Periscopes and podcasts via audience micro-donations on Patreon. I prefer this method over accepting advertisements or working for a "boss" somewhere because it keeps my voice independent. No one owns me, and that is rare. I'm trying in my own way to make the world a better place, and your contributions help me stay inspired to do that. See all of my Periscope videos here… https://www.pscp.tv/ScottAdamsSays/1nAKERDOwylGL Find my WhenHub Interface app here… https://interface.whenhub.com

Opening General Commentary

Hey, Kevin, come on in here. Grab your coffee. Where are the rest of you? Come on, it's time. Andy, Pat, come on in. All right. I think you may have noticed that it's sort of a slow news day so far. So far. Could get more interesting. Let's talk about a few things that are happening that are intere…

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MainContent Politics as Persuasion

You may have seen the president's tweet in which he tweeted a clip of Schumer, his nemesis, Schumer, who is his nemesis on immigration in particular, saying pretty much exactly what the president says, except it was a while ago and the president wasn't saying it as president or candidate. So Schumer…

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MainContent Politics as Persuasion

But the other thing that I'd like to, somebody said Trump's black approval is at 36%. I believe that's based on a typo. I saw Candace Owens doing a video in which she said that black support was, I think, 39 percent or something, but then you look at the actual numbers and it's more like 29 percent.…

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MainContent Career & Life Strategy

Now I put in the title of my Periscope that I tweeted an article about RBS, the Royal Bank of Scotland, and apparently they've been caught. There must be some tapes or something in which members of the bank in the lending department were talking about how they were quite aware that they were destroy…

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MainContent Politics as Persuasion

Now there's some news. I just tweeted this out, article in Breitbart. Joel had an article about Brennan. So Brennan has apparently written his own response to losing his intelligence credentials or his intelligence, what do you call it, clearance. And he said that a big part of why he started the in…

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QandA Politics as Persuasion

All right, somebody says is it true that Brennan is Muslim? There's no evidence of that but he is a friend to Islam, I think. I think we could say that, which is not a bad thing. You know, there's nothing wrong with being a friend to all the religions, but I understand why it's raising an eyebrow. B…

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SimultaneousSip General Commentary

Why haven't I sipped yet? That is an excellent question. How often do we get this far into Coffee with Scott Adams without a simultaneous sip? I think we're gonna have to catch up. Do you have your cup, your mug, your vessel? Because it's time for the simultaneous sip. Now I know that what some of y…

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MainContent Career & Life Strategy

Didn't I say I had something else to talk about today? Can somebody remind me what I put in the title of my Periscope here? Oh, by the way, if you're watching my Periscopes on YouTube, if you're watching them on YouTube, make sure that you're watching my actual account. There are some fake accounts…

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Closing General Commentary

All right, I think I've said enough. Now let me just add one other thing. If you haven't yet gone to the website BlightAuthority.com then you should check it out because that's where Bill Pulte and I have a website where we can collect ideas about what to do with these blighted urban areas. You know…

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Hey, Kevin, come on in here. Grab your coffee. Where are the rest of you? Come on, it's time. Andy, Pat, come on in.

All right. I think you may have noticed that it's sort of a slow news day so far. So far. Could get more interesting. Let's talk about a few things that are happening that are interesting.

You may have seen the president's tweet in which he tweeted a clip of Schumer, his nemesis, Schumer, who is his nemesis on immigration in particular, saying pretty much exactly what the president says, except it was a while ago and the president wasn't saying it as president or candidate. So Schumer was completely on his side. I'm not sure how long ago that clip was, but nothing changed. So it's sort of disgusting to see the level of awfulness.

However, however, let's look ahead a little bit. Imagine if you will that what Chuck Schumer said about immigration, whenever that clip was, must have been several years ago, was completely in agreement with what President Trump says now. So what would happen if the Democrats get control of, let's say, the House? Let's say Congress is split. Does that make the odds of a good immigration package better or worse? Because the main reason that the Democrats won't play with the Republicans is because they just don't want to give the Republicans a win. It's not because they disagree, right? I mean, they pretend they disagree, but you can tell from the video clip of Schumer that he doesn't really disagree on the main points.

So what happens when they can get a win? So if there's a mixed Congress, the president would have to work with the Democrats to get something through, which would give the Democrats some kind of a win. So we may have a situation where a mixed Congress actually helps this president, possibly on health care, possibly on immigration. It could happen. I think that I don't think you can rule out that President Trump will come out ahead if the Congress is mixed.

Now if, let's say, it goes the other way, let's say there's a red wave and the president gets even more Republicans in power, well, unless those Republicans have a dominant position where they've got enough of them that they can just force anything through, they're still going to be in this weird middle ground where the Democrats would still have enough power that they can thwart them. So we might come out ahead and even Republicans might get more of what they want with a few more Democrats in power. So you can't really predict how this will go. I'm not telling you that's what I prefer. I'm telling you it's not predictable. And if I had to, if I had to, you know, get in my head and I had to predict, I would say that a mixed Congress will get the president more power, not less. It's possible.

But the other thing that I'd like to, somebody said Trump's black approval is at 36%. I believe that's based on a typo. I saw Candace Owens doing a video in which she said that black support was, I think, 39 percent or something, but then you look at the actual numbers and it's more like 29 percent. Yeah, so I don't think the 39 is real. I think that was actually just a typo. 36 percent, I don't know. Let's look at the numbers. It's much higher whatever it was, and that's important.

One of the things I had underestimated is how amazingly unpopular Omarosa was in the black community. Apparently she was quite hated for being on Trump's side. 36 is a new poll, huh? Wow. Does that seem possible? I mean, let me just Google that. 36 percent, Rasmussen. Let's see if that pops up. Holy hell, you are not kidding me. Trump's, okay, I thought you were kidding. I honestly didn't think that was even possible.

Now again, remember the critics are going to say that Rasmussen leans Republican, but it was the Rasmussen poll that shows that going from 19 to 36. So this day last year was at 19. It literally doubled in one year. Well, well, well. Congratulations to Candace Owens. I don't think anybody has more to do with this, do you? Probably Candace, Kanye West of course, and you know that's a big deal, but it feels like Candace is the one who pulled everything together.

Now what I'm curious about though is how can this play on the left? You know, we see her all the time, but I'm not sure, I'm not even sure how much attention she gets outside of the right silo. So do you wonder if there's something else going on there? You know, if you were to look at all the different forces that might be behind this, probably the economy is the number one thing, but the second thing is I don't think being tough on immigration. So the president's being tough on immigration. I think the black community is kind of looking at that and saying it's hard to see how this isn't good for us.

You know, one of the great things about our system is that you are allowed, you're allowed to vote for your own self-interest. It's a democracy. You can vote for whoever you think is good for you. You don't have to vote for who is good for other people. You can, you just don't have to. And I think probably the African-American citizens of this country are saying to themselves, well, I don't want to sound like I dislike illegal immigrants because I might sound like a racist myself, but it's hard to avoid the fact that if there's less immigration, there's less competition for jobs on the low end, and that might be important.

So something tells me immigration might be the secret sauce that allows everything else to work. That plus good employment. Another factor might be that, and I said this before, that the Democratic Party has sort of self-branded itself a female-centric party. And I don't know if you're a male African-American Democrat if you're feeling entirely comfortable there anymore. I don't know. I don't know how that feels. I would love to see the split. Has anybody seen this? Have you seen the split in the African-American polling between the male and female and whether or not there's, if I had to take a guess, and this is just a guess, all right, I'm not going to bank on this, don't make this one of my predictions that you grade me on. If I had to guess, I would guess that there are more male African-American citizens who are moving to a pro-Trump point of view than female. I think, just guessing. I'd love to see some numbers on that.

Now I put in the title of my Periscope that I tweeted an article about RBS, the Royal Bank of Scotland, and apparently they've been caught. There must be some tapes or something in which members of the bank in the lending department were talking about how they were quite aware that they were destroying the housing market and therefore much of the economy of the United States by making loans that they knew to be fraudulent. Let me just think about that. A gigantic bank was making loans, mortgage loans apparently, that they knew to be fraudulent and they knew would destroy the economy of the United States according to these recordings that are alleged. So let me add "alleged" to all of this just to stay out of trouble. So alleged, alleged, alleged, alleged, alleged. All right, now I'm not in trouble.

Now you might ask yourself, Scott, why did you tweet this? Is it because it's a slow news day? Well, it is, but that's not my interest. Is it because it's a banking story and I used to be a banker? No, no, that is not why it has my interest. It has my interest because years ago I had a little trouble with the Royal Bank of Scotland. Yes, I personally had a little bit of trouble with the Royal Bank of Scotland. Now I'd love to tell you about it, but let's just say lawyers were involved, a lot of lawyers, and I can't tell you about it because one of the things that lawyers often end up doing is saying, hey, when this is all wrapped up, how about we don't talk about it. So I can't talk about it.

But let me tell you a few general things that I can, I feel safely that I can say. One is this. There are two things that you want to avoid in this world. There are lots of things you want to avoid, but I'll talk about two of them. One is you don't want to ever get in a conflict with an entity that has billions of dollars and very expensive lawyers. If I can tell you anything, that would be good advice. Do not get involved in a dispute with an entity that has billions of dollars and can afford very expensive lawyers. Don't do that.

Here's the second bit of advice. Don't get in a dispute with an angry cartoonist. There's also a hypnotist and will stop at nothing to crush your balls. Don't ever do that. You should never be in either one of those situations. Just a general statement.

So I can't tell you more than that. I can just tell you that the Royal Bank of Scotland is one big frickin' piece of crap, if I may. Implore you, if any of you do business with the Royal Bank of Scotland, I would ask you to stop. Consider all alternatives. If you're working with any kind of a subsidiary, just know if you're American, you know, this can go for the rest of you too, but if you're American, you should know that they tried to destroy your country and that you should never do business with the Royal Bank of Scotland based on this article in Business Insider, because now we know that they were trying to destroy your country, Americans. Why would you ever do business with them again?

So that's the end of my little rant. I wish I could tell you more. I wish I could tell you more, but that's all I can tell you.

Now there's some news. I just tweeted this out, article in Breitbart. Joel had an article about Brennan. So Brennan has apparently written his own response to losing his intelligence credentials or his intelligence, what do you call it, clearance. And he said that a big part of why he started the investigation about Trump collusion was because of Trump's joke in public where he said, hey Russia, if you've got Hillary's email, let's see 'em. I think it was Hillary's email, right?

Now how many times have I told you they're one third of the public can't tell the difference between a joke and something that's not a joke. I'm not kidding about that. It's roughly a third of the public quite literally doesn't have a sense of humor. I would go further. I will go further and tell you that I'll bet there's some day, here's a prediction, this one you can bank on, here's a prediction. Some day 23andMe and other places that check your DNA, they will be able to determine if you have a sense of humor. Seriously. You will be able to know genetically if you have a sense of humor.

I did 23andMe and it's fascinating how much it does know. It can know stuff like, will your hair turn lighter in the sun? Do you have a sneeze reflex when you see the sun? What kind of allergies you might get? But the one they just gave me an update, and one of the updates was that I would not be very good at holding a tune. So in other words, I'm a little bit musically ungifted, if you know what I mean. Whereas Christina, my girlfriend, who is musically gifted, you know, she plays a number of instruments at a very high level, her tests came back and sure enough it said that people with her DNA are usually musically gifted. Not usually, but strong propensity.

Now if your DNA can tell if you are musically inclined or you know you can hear tones, right, I'm, I feel confident in saying this, someday they'll be able to determine if you have a sense of humor and it's going to be devastating because a third of the public is going to be outed as not having one. I know if you're not a professional humorist this is hard to believe because if you see a crowd of people and there's a humorist and it seems like they're all laughing, but if you were to zoom in on the audience, and it wouldn't matter who that comedian was, if you zoomed in you'd see that about a third of them are not laughing. They're just like they're looking at the people around them laughing. They're like, wow, people are laughing. I suppose I should at least clap a little bit. I think some of this is funny but I can't really tell.

Now that's very much the way I listen to music, being on the low end of music appreciation where I am. I still like a good song but I've noticed that I mostly like music when I'm around other people who are liking it. In other words, I'm picking up something from the social interaction so that if other people are really loving a song, the odds of me also loving it go way up. So that's how unmusical I am, that I'm just completely influenced by the crowd.

So Brennan may have started one of the most important political witch hunts in history based on not recognizing a joke. And I'm not even making that up. I feel fairly confident in saying that what I just said is literally true. That the head of the CIA has almost destroyed the United States because he didn't understand an obvious joke was a joke.

Now he might be lying about that. You know, it could be that he's just using that as an excuse and say, uh, it was really about that thing he said that didn't look like a joke to me. So maybe it's just something he wanted to do and he just needed what I call a fake because it was already inclined to do it but he wanted to wait. So we don't know, but it's entirely possible and we can't rule it out at this point that he started something that could almost destroy the planet Earth. You know, if you imagine that it could be a ripple effect of destabilizing the United States which causes god-knows-what nuclear war. But that's sort of on Brennan now.

If you've got a guy who is willing to put the entire stability of the world at risk because he can't tell the difference between a joke and a serious statement, that guy's gotta lose his security clearance at least. I wouldn't want him anywhere near a decision, would you? After seeing how Brennan responded to a public joke, would you want him to make any important decisions? By that I mean that's some scary stuff. And having watched him in public now for I guess two years, would you trust him in any kind of job? Like I don't know what kind of job I would trust that guy because we've seen some bad judgment and bad intentions probably. I don't want to be a mind reader but there are some things we can say that are objectively true. It looks like bad judgment to us so we can say that. We can't read his mind though.

All right, somebody says is it true that Brennan is Muslim? There's no evidence of that but he is a friend to Islam, I think. I think we could say that, which is not a bad thing. You know, there's nothing wrong with being a friend to all the religions, but I understand why it's raising an eyebrow. But that alone, I don't think that alone is something you can bank on. Well you could bank on it if it's the RBS, Royal Bank of Scotland. Yeah, if you want to bank on Brennan, your bank should be the Royal Bank of Scotland. That would be the one.

Why haven't I sipped yet? That is an excellent question. How often do we get this far into Coffee with Scott Adams without a simultaneous sip? I think we're gonna have to catch up. Do you have your cup, your mug, your vessel? Because it's time for the simultaneous sip. Now I know that what some of you are thinking. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, dear Mr. Scott, I'm not gonna take a simultaneous sip just because you want me to. What are you trying to do to me? I'm a free thinker. I will never have a simultaneous sip. And that's fine. For those of you who want to go against the grain, you want to go the other way, that's good. But I think I can speak for all of you who have enjoyed the simultaneous sip, it does make the coffee taste better. And if you haven't experienced that, well you have to take our word for it.

And now, the simultaneous sip.

Somebody said I was slipping past the sale, which is very funny. Simultaneous resistors.

Didn't I say I had something else to talk about today? Can somebody remind me what I put in the title of my Periscope here?

Oh, by the way, if you're watching my Periscopes on YouTube, if you're watching them on YouTube, make sure that you're watching my actual account. There are some fake accounts that take my Periscopes and put them on YouTube. They are not me. So look for Real Coffee with Scott Adams. I tweeted the actual link to it yesterday so you can see it in my Twitter feed. So please watch that one.

Yes, the WhenHub startup, my startup, is now listed on CoinPulse. I'll have more about that on another Periscope, but we're now able to trade the When tokens that are part of the WhenHub app. I'll talk more about that another time.

Scott, are you trying to fleece us? No, I'm trying to make an app that I think will be useful in a whole variety of ways, including education and keeping lonely people company. You know, if you haven't seen it, my app, the WhenHub app, it's available in stores. And I'll just say one thing about it. It's designed so that anybody can sign up as an expert at anything. You just have to know more than the people who want advice from you and that you can set your own price and when people can immediately call you so you're available now. Somebody says, oh, I want an expert, and they're immediately on a video call with an expert at the price set by the expert.

But I'm starting to think that maybe its larger application that would be useful is keeping people company. I saw that in Japan middle-aged men are actually renting themselves out to give advice that a middle-aged man would know and just keep people company. Have you heard of that? And there are other people I think who are making scads of money on YouTube who just eat. It's just a YouTube of somebody eating their lunch and these are used to largely just keep people company. And I'm thinking how many people would pay just to have somebody hang out with them for a while and it's probably a lot because keep in mind that the price could be quite reasonable, especially if it's somebody in another country, somebody who just has some free time, maybe so they just want to do it. So it might be that the biggest application is just somebody who wants to provide some company and mild advice and life advice and that sort of thing.

I was thinking the other day about how much knowledge I have accumulated in my way-too-long life and how if I didn't share it, it would be just sort of stranded. You know, by the time you reach my age and when you've been involved in this many different businesses as I have and you've seen the ones that worked and the ones that failed, you know, I've got an MBA degree in economics. I've been probably involved in, I don't know, 25 different businesses one way or another. When you've done that many things you have all this sort of, I hate to call it wisdom, but experience locked up in your head and it's just a shame that it would be stranded there. So there are lots of people like me who have tons of knowledge that they can unlock.

I've said this before about race relations and particularly the African-American community and also women. So this is something that we and African-American citizens have in common, which is if it's true that the people who mostly have the power and the influence in our society are white men, you know, just on average they've got more of the power and the networks and the connections and the experience and all that. If that's true, and I think most people would say that's where it's concentrated, if you don't have access to all of those people then you don't have the biggest financial asset that a person could have, which is who you know. Who you know, especially if you were related to them, that helps a lot, is gonna be everything. Who you know really, really matters.

And I've said this before but especially in the MeToo era, if a professional woman, let's say a woman in the business world, wanted to get some advice or network with a man and said, hey, how about, you know, would you like to go to lunch, what would that man or should that man say or do in the era of MeToo? I don't know if the man is going to take the lunch and if he does you might have to invite somebody else there just so there's some witnesses so you're not going to get the same kind of interaction that two men will get. It's very common for a man to say, hey yeah, how about a cup of coffee. Like I get that request all the time. The number of men who have contacted me to say, hey do you have a minute, let's, you know, for a phone call, cup of coffee, and of course I say, you know, most of the time I don't have time but lots of times I say yeah, and then they can get connected to whatever people I know, wisdom, etc. And it's free, doesn't cost them anything most of the time.

But if a woman made the same request and said, hey, do you want to meet me for lunch, I wouldn't take that. I would not go to lunch with a woman in the era of MeToo. And how devastatingly bad is that for women? You know, I'm not talking about me in particular but you are. So it's such a, that is such a bad situation.

Now let's take a similar but different situation for African-Americans, let's say people in the business world who want to network, want to connect. Now I would of course, if it's a male, if let's say if it's an African-American male, I would definitely take the lunch, take the coffee, you know, if I have time. Time allowing is always the biggest thing but I would take that. But do they ask? How many African-American men have contacted me compared to the number of, let's say, Asian Americans, you know, Indian Americans and white Americans? That group very easily contacts me all the time. So it's just almost every day somebody in one of those groups says, hey can I talk to you, can I connect, can I get some advice, can I do something. But the number of African-American men who contact me is low, lower than their percentage in the population even. And I don't know why that is exactly but I assume that it's just a little less comfortable. That's a gigantic, gigantic disadvantage.

And so I'm hoping that the WhenHub app may be one of the things that could do is just make it easier to contact somebody that you wouldn't easily contact. Maybe you wouldn't go to lunch with them but you'd have a phone call. And the other advantage of the WhenHub app, this is my startup's app, is that you can be as anonymous as you want to be because the person on the other end is not going to get your phone number or your contact information. So only the app knows who you are or how to contact you. So if you're a woman and you wanted some advice from a male but you didn't want to have that male have your phone number, which is probably pretty common, the WhenHub app would let you do that.

All right, so if you pay them do they have to be nice to you? Well we hope they will be.

All right, I think I've said enough. Now let me just add one other thing. If you haven't yet gone to the website BlightAuthority.com then you should check it out because that's where Bill Pulte and I have a website where we can collect ideas about what to do with these blighted urban areas. You know, what to build on the blank, you know, the empty pieces of land. And we had a denial of service attack that came out of China, which doesn't mean that China was behind it. You know, I suppose hackers could have taken over a server in China and directed it to attack the site. But so I thought to myself, of all the websites in the world that you are going to attack with a denial of service, why that one? It literally has no negative anything to it. It's just a collection of good ideas to help people who need help in the urban areas. You know, something to build, something that would be positive. There's literally nothing about that that's negative and that gets a denial of service attack. I mean, who is that awful that that's the thing you attack? I mean it's mind-boggling that anybody would even bother.

So anyway, you can either go to BlightAuthority or the Blight Authority, I believe they both go to the same page, and give us your ideas. I'll be talking a lot more about that in its own Periscopes. There may be some exciting things coming up soon but I can't say anything about that yet because I don't know. But there might be some exciting developments. So stay tuned and I will talk to you another time, maybe sometime soon. See you later.

bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum hey Kevin come on in here grab your coffee where are the rest of you come on it's time Andy Pat come on in all right I think you may have noticed that it's sort of a slow news day so far so far could get more interesting let's talk about a few things that are happening that are interesting you may have seen the president's tweet in which he tweeted a clip of Schumer his nemesis Schumer who is his nemesis on immigration in particular saying pretty much exactly what the president says except it was a while ago and the president wasn't saying it as president or candidate so Schumer was completely on his side I'm not sure how long ago that clip was but nothing changed so it's sort of disgusting to see the level of awfulness however however let's look ahead a little bit imagine if you will that what Chuck Schumer said about immigration whenever that clip was must have been several years ago was completely in agreement with what President Trump says now so what would happen if the Democrats get control of let's say the house let's say Congress is split does that make the odds of a good immigration package better or worse because the main reason that the Democrats won't play with the Republicans is because they just don't want to give the Republicans a win it's not because they disagree right I mean they pretend they disagree but you can tell from the the video clip is humor that he doesn't really disagree on on the main points so what happens when they can get a wind so if there's a mixed Congress the president would have to work with the Democrats to get something through which would give the Democrats some kind of a win so we may have a situation where a mixed Congress actually helps this president possibly on health care possibly on immigration it could happen I think that I don't think you can rule out that President Trump will come out ahead if the Congress is mixed now if let's say you goes the other way let's say there's a red wave and the president gets even you know more Republicans in power well unless those Republicans have a dominant position where they've got enough of them that they can just force anything through they're still going to be in this weird middle ground where the Democrats would still have enough power that they can thwart them so we might come out ahead and even Republicans might get more of what they want with a few more Democrats in power so you can't really predict how this will go I'm not telling you that's what I prefer I'm telling you it's not predictable and if I had to if I had to you know got into head and I had to predict I would say that a mixed Congress will get the president more power not less it's possible but the other thing that I'd like to somebody said Trump's black approval is at 36% I believe that's based on a typo I saw Candace Owens doing a video in which she said that black support was I think 39 percent or something but then you look at the actual numbers and it's more like 29 percent yeah so I don't think the 39 is real I think that was actually just a typo 36 percent I don't know let's look at the numbers it's it's much higher whatever it was and that's important one of the things I had underestimated is how amazingly unpopular Omarosa was in the black community apparently she was quite hated for being on Trump side 36 is a new poll huh Wow does that seem does that seem possible I mean let me just google that 36% or s moves and let's see if that pops up holy hell you are not kidding me Trump's okay I thought you were kidding I honestly didn't think that was even possible now again remember the critics are going to say that Rasmussen you know leans Republican but it was the Rasmussen zoned poll the shows that going from 19 to 36 so this this day last year was at 19 it literally doubled in one year well well well congratulations to Candace Owens I don't think anybody has more to do with this do you probably Candace Kanye West of course and you know that's a big deal but it feels like Candace is the one who pulled everything together now what I'm curious about though is how can this plays on the left you know we we see her all the time but I'm not sure I'm not even sure how much attention she gets outside of the you know the right silo so do you wonder if there's something else going on there you know if you were to look at all the different forces that might be behind this probably the economy is the number one thing but the the the second thing is I don't think being tough on immigration so the president's being tough on immigration I think the black community is kind of looking at that and saying it's hard to see how this isn't good for us you know one of the great things about our system is that you are allowed you're allowed to vote for your own self-interest it's a democracy you can vote for whoever you think is good for you you don't have to vote for who is good for other people you can you just don't have to and I think the probably the african-american citizens of this country are saying to themselves well I don't want to sound like I dislike you know I don't want to sound like I dislike illegal immigrants because I might sound like a racist myself but it's hard to avoid the fact that if there's less immigration there's less competition for jobs on the low end and that might be important so something tells me immigration might be the secret sauce that allows everything else to work that plus good employment another factor might be that and I said this before that the Democratic Party it has sort of self branded itself a female-centric party and I don't know if your if you're a male african-american Democrat if you're feeling entirely comfortable there anymore I don't know I don't know how that feels I would love to see the split has anybody seen this have you seen the split in the african-american polling between the male and female and whether or not there's if I had to take a gas and this is just a guess all right I'm not gonna I'm not going to bank on this don't make this don't make this one of my predictions that you grade me on if I had to guess I would guess that there are more male African American citizens who are moving to a pro-trump point of view than female I think just guessing I'd love to see some numbers on that now I put in the title of my periscope that I tweeted a article about RBS the Royal Bank of Scotland and apparently they've been caught there must be some tapes or something in which members of the bank in the lending department we're talking about how they were quite aware that they were destroying the housing market and therefore much of the economy of the United States by making loans that they knew to be fraudulent let me just think about that a gigantic bank was making loans mortgage loans apparently that they knew to be fraudulent and they knew would destroy the economy of the United States according to these recordings that are alleged so let me add allege to all of this just to stay out of trouble so alleged alleged alleged alleged alleged all right now I'm not in trouble now you might ask yourself Scott why did you tweet this is it because it's a slow news day well it is but that's not my interest is it because it's a banking story and I used to be a banker no no that is not why it has my interest it has my interest because years ago I had a little trouble with the Royal Bank of Scotland yes I personally a little bit of a trouble with the Royal Bank of Scotland now I'd love to tell you about it but let's just say lawyers were involved a lot of lawyers and I can't tell you about it because one of the things that lawyers often end up doing is saying hey when this is all wrapped up how about we don't talk about it so I can't talk about it but let me tell you a few general things that I can I feel safely that I can say one is this there are two things that you want to avoid in this world there are lots of things you want to avoid but I'll talk about two of them one is you don't want to ever get in a conflict with an entity that has billions of dollars and very expensive lawyers if if I can tell you anything that would be good advice do not get involved in a dispute with an entity that has billions of dollars and can afford very expensive lawyers don't do that here's the second bit of advice don't get in a dispute with an angry cartoonist there's also a hypnotist and will stop at nothing to crush your balls don't ever do that you should never be an a either one of those situations just a general statement so I can't tell you more than that I can just tell you that the Royal Bank of Scotland is one big frickin piece of crap if I may implore you if any of you do business with the Royal Bank of Scotland I would ask you to stop consider all alternatives if you're working with any kind of a subsidiary just now if you're American you know you this this can go for the rest of you too but if you're American you should know that they tried to destroy your country and that you should never do business with the Royal Bank of Scotland based on this article in Business Insider because now we know that they were trying to destroy your country Americans why would you ever do business with them again so that's the end of my little rant I wish I could tell you more I wish I could tell you more but that's all I can tell you now there's some news I just tweeted this out article in Breitbart Joel had an article about Brennan so Brennan has apparently written his own response to losing his his intelligence credentials or his intelligence what do you call it clearance and he said that a big part of why he started the investigation about Trump collusion was because of Trump's joke in public where he said hey Russia if you've got Hillary's email let's see him I think it was Hillary's email right now how many times have I told you they're one third of the public can't tell the difference between a joke and you know something that's not a joke I'm not kidding about that it's roughly a third of the public quite literally doesn't have a sense of humor I would go further I will go further and tell you that I'll bet there's some day here's a prediction this one you can bank on here's a prediction some day 23andme and other places that check your DNA they will be able to determine if you have a sense of humor seriously you will be able to know genetically if you have a sense of humor I did 23andme and it's fascinating how much it does know it can know stuff like blue your hair turned lighter in the Sun do you have a sneeze reflex when you see the Sun what kind of allergies you might get both but the one they just gave me an update and one of the updates was that I would not be very good at holding a tune so in other words I'm a little bit musically ungifted if you know what I mean whereas Christina my girlfriend who is musically gifted you know she plays a number of instruments at a very high level she her her tests came back and sure enough is said that people with her DNA are usually musically gifted not usually but strong propensity now if your DNA can tell if you are musically inclined or you know you can hear tones right I'm I feel confident in saying this someday they'll be able to determine if you have a sense of humor and it's going to be devastating because a third of the public is going to be outed as not having one I know if you're not a professional humorist this is hard to believe because if you see a crowd of people at you know and there's a humorist and it seems like they're all laughing but if you were to zoom in on the audience and it wouldn't matter who that could be was if you zoomed in you'd see that about a third of them are not laughing they're just like they're looking at the people around them laughing they're like wow people are laughing I suppose I should at least clap a little bit I think some of this is funny but I can't really tell now that's very much the way I listen to music being a on the low end of music appreciation where I am I still like you know a good song but I've noticed that I mostly like music when I'm around other people who are liking it in other words I'm picking up something from the the social interaction so that if other people are really loving a song the odds of me also loving it go way up so that's that's how unmusical I am that I'm just completely influenced by the by the crowd so Brennan may have started one of the most important political witch hunts in history based on not recognizing a joke and I'm not even making that up I feel fairly confident in saying that what I just said is literally true that the head of the CIA has almost destroyed the United States because he didn't understand an obvious joke was a joke now he might be lying about that you know it could be that he's just using that as an excuse and say uh it was really about that thing he said that you know didn't look like a joke to me so maybe it's just maybe it's something he wanted to do when he just needed what I call a fake because you know it was it was already inclined to do it but he wanted you wanted to wait so we don't know but it's entirely possible and we can't rule it down at this point that he started something that could almost destroy the planet Earth you know if you imagine that it could be a ripple effect of destabilizing the United States which causes god-knows-what nuclear war but that's sort of on bredren now if you've got a guy who is willing to put the entire stability of the world at risk because he can't tell the difference between a joke and a serious statement that guy's gotta lose his security clearance at least I wouldn't want him anywhere near a decision would you after after seeing how Brennen responded to a public joke would you want him to make any important decisions by that anything I mean that's some scary stuff and having watched him in public now for I guess two years would you trust him in any kind of job like I don't know what kind of job I would trust that guy because we've seen we've seen some bad judgment and bad intentions probably I don't want to be a mind reader but there are some things we can say that are objectively true the it looks like bad judgment to us so we can say that we can't read his mind though all right somebody says is it true that Brendan is Muslim there's no evidence of that but he is a friend to Islam I think I think we could say that which is not a bad thing you know there's there's nothing wrong with being a friend to all the religions but I understand why it's raising a raising an eyebrow but that alone I don't think that alone is something you can you can bank on well you could bank on it if it's the RBS Royal Bank of Scotland yeah if you want to bank on Brennan your bank should be the Royal Bank of Scotland that would be the one why haven't I sipped yet that is an excellent question how often do we get this far into coffee with Scott Adams without a simultaneous sip I think we're gonna have to catch up do you have your cup your mug your vessel because it's time for the simultaneous if now I know that what some of you are thinking I know what you're thinking you're thinking dear Miss Scott I'm not gonna take a simultaneous sip just because you want me to what are you trying to do to me I'm a free thinker I will never have a simultaneous sip and that's fine for those of you who want to go against the grain you want to go the other way that's good but I think I can speak for all of that all of you who have enjoyed the simultaneous sip it does make the coffee taste better and if you haven't experienced that well you have to take our word for it and now the simultaneous soup somebody said I was slipping past the sale which is very funny simultaneous resistors didn't I say I had something else to talk about today can somebody remind me what I put in the title of my periscope here oh by the way if you're watching my periscopes on youtube if you're watching them on youtube make sure that you're watching my actual account there there are some fake accounts that take my periscopes and put them on youtube they are not me so look for real coffee with scott adams i tweeted the actual link to it yesterday so you can see it in my Twitter feed so please watch that one yes the when hub start-up my startup is now listed on coin pulse I'll have more about that on another periscope but we're now able to trade the when tokens that are part of the interface buy win hub app I'll talk more about that another time Scott are you trying to fleece us no I'm trying to make an app that I think will be useful in a whole variety of ways including education and keeping lonely people company you know the if you haven't seen it my my app the interface app it's available in stores and I'll just say one thing about it it's designed so that anybody can sign up as an expert at anything you just have to know more than the people who want advice from you and that you can set your own price and when people can immediately call you so you're available now somebody says oh I want an expert and they're immediately on a video call with an expert at the price set by the expert but I'm starting to think that maybe it's larger application that would be useful is keeping people company I saw that they're in Japan middle-aged men are actually renting themselves out to give advice that a middle-aged man would would know and just keep people company have you heard of that and there are other people I think who are making scads of money on You.

Tube who just eat it's just a You.

Tube of somebody eating their lunch and it's and these are used to largely just keep people company and I'm thinking how many people would pay just to have somebody hang out with them for a while and it's probably a lot because keep in mind that you know the price could be quite reasonable especially if it's somebody in another country somebody who just has some free time maybe so he just wants to do it so it might be that the the biggest application is just somebody who wants to provide some companies and milds advice and life advice and that sort of thing I was thinking the other day about how much knowledge I have accumulated in my way to long life and how if I didn't share it it would be just sort of stranded you know by the time you reach my age and when you've been involved in this many different businesses as I have and you've seen the ones that worked and the ones that failed you know I've got a I've got a an MBA degree in economics I've been probably an involved and I don't 25 different businesses one way or another when you've done that many things you have all this sort of I hate to call it wisdom but it experience locked up in your head and it's just a shame that it would be stranded there so there are lots of people like me who have tons of knowledge that they can unlock I've said this before about race relations and particularly the african-american community and also women so this is something that we and african-americans citizens have in common which is if it's true that the people who mostly have the power and the influence in our society are our white men you know just on average they've got more of the power and the networks and the the connections and the experience and all that if that's true and I think most people would say that's where it's concentrated if you don't have access to all of those people then you don't have the biggest financial asset that a person could have which is who you know who you know especially if you were related to him that helps a lot is gonna be everything who you know really really matters and I've said this before but especially in the me to era if a if a professional woman let's say a woman in the in the business world wanted to get some advice or network with a man and said hey how about you know would you like to go to lunch what what would that man or should that man say or do in the era of me - I don't know if the man is going to take the lunch and if he does you might have to invite you know somebody else there just so we asked them you know some witnesses so you're not going to get the same kind of interaction that two men will get it's very common for a man to say hey yeah but a cup of coffee like I get that request all the time the the number of men who have contacted me to say hey do you have a minute let's you know for a phone call cup of coffee and of course I say you know most of the time I don't have time but lots of times I say PR and then they can get connected to whatever people I know wisdom etc and it's free doesn't cost him anything most of the time but if a woman made the same request inside a day he do you want to meet me for lunch I wouldn't take that I would not go to lunch with a woman in the era of me too and how how devastatingly bad is that for women you know I'm not talking about me in particular but you are so it's such a that is such a bad situation now let's take you know a similar but different situation for african-american let's say people in the business world who want to you know one a network want to connect now I would of course if it's a male if let's say if it's an african-american male I would definitely take the lunch take the coffee you know if I have time time allowing is always the biggest thing but I would take that but do they ask how many african-american men have contacted me compared to the number of let's say Asian Americans you know in Indian Americans and white Americans that group very easily contacts me all the time so it's just almost every day somebody in one of those groups says hey can I talk to you can i connect can I get some advice can I do something but the number of African American men who contact me is low lower than you know their percentage in the population even and I don't know why that is exactly and but I assume that it's just a little less comfortable that's a gigantic gigantic disadvantage and so I'm hoping that the interface app may be one of the things that could do is just make it easier to contact somebody that you wouldn't easily contact maybe you wouldn't go to lunch with them but you'd have a you know you might have a phone call and the other advantage of the interface app this is my startups app is that you can be as anonymous as you want to be because the the person on the other end is not going to get your phone call or your contact information so only the app knows who you are or had contact you so if you're a woman and you wanted some advice from a male but you didn't want to have that male have your phone number which is probably pretty common the interface app would let you do that all right so if you pay them do they have to be nice to you well we hope they will be all right I think I've said enough now let me let me just add one other thing if you haven't yet gone to the website blight Authority dot-com then you should check it out because that's where Bill pulled a and I have a website where we can collect ideas about what to do with these blighted urban areas you know what to build on the blank you know the empty pieces of land and we we have a denial of service attack that came out of China which doesn't mean that China was behind it you know I suppose hackers could have taken over a server in China and directed it to attack the site but so I thought to myself of all the websites in the world that you are going to attack with a denial of service why that one it literally has no negative anything to it it's just a collection of good ideas to help people who need help in the urban areas you know something to to build something that would be positive there's literally nothing about that that's negative and that gets a denial of service attack I mean who is that awful that that's the thing you attack I mean it's it's mind boggling that anybody would even bother so so anyway you can either go to blight to Authority or the blight Authority I believe they both go to the same page and give us your ideas I'll be talking a lot more about that in its own periscopes there may be some exciting things coming up soon but I can't say anything about that yet because I don't know but there might be some exciting developments are so stay tuned and I will talk to you another time maybe sometime soon see you later

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hey Kevin come on in here grab your

coffee where are the rest of you come on

it's time Andy

Pat come on in all right I think you may

have noticed that it's sort of a slow

news day so far so far could get more

interesting let's talk about a few

things that are happening that are

interesting you may have seen the

president's tweet in which he tweeted a

clip of Schumer his nemesis Schumer who

is his nemesis on immigration in

particular saying pretty much exactly

what the president says except it was a

while ago and the president wasn't

saying it as president or candidate so

Schumer was completely on his side I'm

not sure how long ago that clip was but

nothing changed so it's sort of

disgusting to see the level of awfulness

however however let's look ahead a

little bit imagine if you will that what

Chuck Schumer said about immigration

whenever that clip was must have been

several years ago was completely in

agreement with what President Trump says

now so what would happen if the

Democrats get control of let's say the

house let's say Congress is split does

that make the odds of a good immigration

package better or worse because the main

reason that the Democrats won't play

with the Republicans is because they

just don't want to give the Republicans

a win

it's not because they disagree right I

mean they pretend they disagree but you

can tell from the

the video clip is humor that he doesn't

really disagree on on the main points so

what happens when they can get a wind so

if there's a mixed Congress the

president would have to work with the

Democrats to get something through which

would give the Democrats some kind of a

win so we may have a situation where a

mixed Congress actually helps this

president possibly on health care

possibly on immigration it could happen

I think that I don't think you can rule

out that President Trump will come out

ahead if the Congress is mixed now if

let's say you goes the other way let's

say there's a red wave and the president

gets even you know more Republicans in

power well unless those Republicans have

a dominant position where they've got

enough of them that they can just force

anything through they're still going to

be in this weird middle ground where the

Democrats would still have enough power

that they can thwart them so we might

come out ahead and even Republicans

might get more of what they want with a

few more Democrats in power so you can't

really predict how this will go

I'm not telling you that's what I prefer

I'm telling you it's not predictable and

if I had to if I had to you know got

into head and I had to predict I would

say that a mixed Congress will get the

president more power not less it's

possible

but the other thing that I'd like to

somebody said Trump's black approval is

at 36% I believe that's based on a typo

I saw Candace Owens doing a video in

which she said that black support was I

think 39 percent or something but then

you look at the actual numbers and it's

more like 29 percent yeah so I don't

think the 39 is real I think that was

actually just a typo 36 percent I don't

know let's look at the numbers it's it's

much higher whatever it was and that's

important one of the things I had

underestimated is how amazingly

unpopular Omarosa was in the black

community apparently she was quite hated

for being on Trump side 36 is a new poll

huh Wow does that seem does that seem

possible I mean let me just google that

36% or s moves and let's see if that

pops up

holy hell you are not kidding me Trump's

okay I thought you were kidding I

honestly didn't think that was even

possible now again remember the critics

are going to say that Rasmussen you know

leans Republican but it was the

Rasmussen zoned poll the shows that

going from 19 to 36 so this this day

last year was at 19

it literally doubled in one year well

well well

congratulations to Candace Owens I don't

think anybody has more to do with this

do you probably Candace Kanye West of

course and you know

that's a big deal but it feels like

Candace is the one who pulled everything

together now what I'm curious about

though is how can this plays on the left

you know we we see her all the time but

I'm not sure I'm not even sure how much

attention she gets outside of the you

know the right silo so do you wonder if

there's something else going on there

you know if you were to look at all the

different forces that might be behind

this

probably the economy is the number one

thing but the the the second thing is I

don't think being tough on immigration

so the president's being tough on

immigration

I think the black community is kind of

looking at that and saying it's hard to

see how this isn't good for us you know

one of the great things about our system

is that you are allowed you're allowed

to vote for your own self-interest it's

a democracy you can vote for whoever you

think is good for you

you don't have to vote for who is good

for other people you can you just don't

have to and I think the probably the

african-american citizens of this

country are saying to themselves well I

don't want to sound like I dislike you

know I don't want to sound like I

dislike illegal immigrants because I

might sound like a racist myself but

it's hard to avoid the fact that if

there's less immigration there's less

competition for jobs on the low end and

that might be important so something

tells me immigration might be the secret

sauce that allows everything else to

work that plus good employment another

factor might be that and I said this

before that the Democratic Party it has

sort of self branded itself a

female-centric party and I don't know if

your if you're a male african-american

Democrat if you're feeling entirely

comfortable there anymore I don't know I

don't know how that feels

I would love to see the split has

anybody seen this have you seen the

split in the african-american polling

between the male and female and whether

or not there's if I had to take a gas

and this is just a guess

all right I'm not gonna I'm not going to

bank on this don't make this don't make

this one of my predictions that you

grade me on if I had to guess I would

guess that there are more male African

American citizens who are moving to a

pro-trump point of view than female I

think just guessing I'd love to see some

numbers on that now I put in the title

of my periscope that I tweeted a article

about RBS the Royal Bank of Scotland and

apparently they've been caught there

must be some tapes or something in which

members of the bank in the lending

department we're talking about how they

were quite aware that they were

destroying the housing market and

therefore much of the economy of the

United States by making loans that they

knew to be fraudulent let me just think

about that a gigantic bank was making

loans mortgage loans apparently that

they knew to be fraudulent and they knew

would destroy the economy of the United

States according to these recordings

that are alleged so let me add allege to

all of this just to stay out of trouble

so alleged alleged alleged alleged

alleged all right now I'm not in trouble

now you might ask yourself Scott why did

you tweet this is it because it's a

slow news day well it is but that's not

my interest is it because it's a banking

story and I used to be a banker no no

that is not why it has my interest it

has my interest because years ago I had

a little trouble with the Royal Bank of

Scotland yes I personally a little bit

of a trouble with the Royal Bank of

Scotland now I'd love to tell you about

it but let's just say lawyers were

involved a lot of lawyers and I can't

tell you about it because one of the

things that lawyers often end up doing

is saying hey when this is all wrapped

up how about we don't talk about it so I

can't talk about it but let me tell you

a few general things that I can I feel

safely that I can say one is this there

are two things that you want to avoid in

this world there are lots of things you

want to avoid but I'll talk about two of

them one is you don't want to ever get

in a conflict with an entity that has

billions of dollars and very expensive

lawyers if if I can tell you anything

that would be good advice do not get

involved in a dispute with an entity

that has billions of dollars and can

afford very expensive lawyers don't do

that here's the second bit of advice

don't get in a dispute with an angry

cartoonist there's also a hypnotist and

will stop at nothing to crush your

balls don't ever do that you

should never be an a either one of those

situations just a general statement so I

can't tell you more than that I can just

tell you that the Royal Bank of Scotland

is one big frickin piece of crap if I

may implore you if any of you do

business with the Royal Bank of Scotland

I would ask you to stop consider all

alternatives if you're working with any

kind of a subsidiary just now if you're

American you know you this this can go

for the rest of you too

but if you're American you should know

that they tried to destroy your country

and that you should never do business

with the Royal Bank of Scotland based on

this article in Business Insider because

now we know that they were trying to

destroy your country Americans why would

you ever do business with them again so

that's the end of my little rant I wish

I could tell you more I wish I could

tell you more but that's all I can tell

you now there's some news I just tweeted

this out article in Breitbart Joel

had an article about Brennan

so Brennan has apparently written his

own response to losing his his

intelligence credentials or his

intelligence what do you call it

clearance and he said that a big part of

why he started the investigation about

Trump collusion was because of Trump's

joke in public where he said hey Russia

if you've got Hillary's email let's see

him I think it was Hillary's email right

now how many times have I told you

they're one third of the public can't

tell the difference between a joke and

you know something that's not a joke

I'm not kidding about that it's roughly

a third of the public quite literally

doesn't have a sense of humor

I would go further I will go further and

tell you that I'll bet there's some day

here's a prediction this one you can

bank on here's a prediction some day

23andme and other places that check your

DNA they will be able to determine if

you have a sense of humor seriously you

will be able to know genetically if you

have a sense of humor I did 23andme and

it's fascinating how much it does know

it can know stuff like blue your hair

turned lighter in the Sun do you have a

sneeze reflex when you see the Sun what

kind of allergies you might get both but

the one they just gave me an update and

one of the updates was that I would not

be very good at holding a tune so in

other words I'm a little bit musically

ungifted if you know what I mean

whereas Christina my girlfriend who is

musically gifted you know she plays a

number of instruments at a very high

level she her her tests came back and

sure enough is said that people with her

DNA are usually musically gifted not

usually but strong propensity now if

your DNA can tell if you are musically

inclined or you know you can hear tones

right I'm I feel confident in saying

this someday they'll be able to

determine if you have a sense of humor

and it's going to be devastating because

a third of the public is going to be

outed as not having one I know if you're

not a professional humorist this is hard

to believe because if you see a crowd of

people at you know and there's a

humorist and it seems like they're all

laughing but if you were to zoom in on

the audience and it wouldn't matter who

that could be

was if you zoomed in you'd see that

about a third of them are not laughing

they're just like they're looking at the

people around them laughing they're like

wow people are laughing I suppose I

should at least clap a little bit I

think some of this is funny

but I can't really tell now that's very

much the way I listen to music being a

on the low end of music appreciation

where I am I still like you know a good

song but I've noticed that I mostly like

music when I'm around other people who

are liking it in other words I'm picking

up something from the the social

interaction so that if other people are

really loving a song the odds of me also

loving it go way up so that's that's how

unmusical I am that I'm just completely

influenced by the by the crowd

so Brennan may have started one of the

most important political witch hunts in

history based on not recognizing a joke

and I'm not even making that up I feel

fairly confident in saying that what I

just said is literally true that the

head of the CIA has almost destroyed the

United States because he didn't

understand an obvious joke was a joke

now he might be lying about that you

know it could be that he's just using

that as an excuse and say uh it was

really about that thing he said that you

know didn't look like a joke to me so

maybe it's just maybe it's something he

wanted to do when he just needed what I

call a fake because you know it was it

was already inclined to do it but he

wanted you wanted to wait so we don't

know but

it's entirely possible and we can't rule

it down at this point that he started

something that could almost destroy the

planet Earth you know if you imagine

that it could be a ripple effect of

destabilizing the United States which

causes god-knows-what nuclear war but

that's sort of on bredren now if you've

got a guy who is willing to put the

entire stability of the world at risk

because he can't tell the difference

between a joke and a serious statement

that guy's gotta lose his security

clearance at least I wouldn't want him

anywhere near a decision would you after

after seeing how Brennen responded to a

public joke would you want him to make

any important decisions by that anything

I mean that's some scary stuff and

having watched him in public now for I

guess two years would you trust him in

any kind of job like I don't know what

kind of job I would trust that guy

because we've seen we've seen some bad

judgment and bad intentions probably I

don't want to be a mind reader but there

are some things we can say that are

objectively true the it looks like bad

judgment to us so we can say that we

can't read his mind though all right

somebody says is it true that Brendan is

Muslim there's no evidence of that but

he is a friend to Islam I think I think

we could say that which is not a bad

thing you know there's there's nothing

wrong with being a friend to all the

religions but I understand why it's

raising a raising an eyebrow but that

alone I don't think that alone is

something you can you can bank on

well you could bank on it if it's the

RBS Royal Bank of Scotland yeah if you

want to bank on Brennan your bank should

be the Royal Bank of Scotland that would

be the one why haven't I sipped yet

that is an excellent question how often

do we get this far into coffee with

Scott Adams without a simultaneous sip I

think we're gonna have to catch up do

you have your cup your mug your vessel

because it's time for the simultaneous

if now I know that what some of you are

thinking I know what you're thinking

you're thinking dear Miss Scott I'm not

gonna take a simultaneous sip just

because you want me to what are you

trying to do to me I'm a free thinker I

will never have a simultaneous sip and

that's fine for those of you who want to

go against the grain you want to go the

other way

that's good but I think I can speak for

all of that all of you who have enjoyed

the simultaneous sip it does make the

coffee taste better and if you haven't

experienced that well you have to take

our word for it

and now the simultaneous soup somebody

said I was slipping past the sale which

is very funny

simultaneous resistors didn't I say I

had something else to talk about today

can somebody remind me what I put in the

title of my periscope here oh by the way

if you're watching my periscopes on

youtube if you're watching them on

youtube make sure that you're watching

my actual account there there are some

fake accounts that take my periscopes

and put them on youtube they are not me

so look for real coffee with scott adams

i tweeted the actual link to it

yesterday so you can see it in my

Twitter feed so please watch that one

yes the when hub start-up my startup is

now listed on coin pulse I'll have more

about that on another periscope but

we're now able to trade the when tokens

that are part of the interface buy win

hub app I'll talk more about that

another time Scott are you trying to

fleece us no I'm trying to make an app

that I think will be useful in a whole

variety of ways including education and

keeping lonely people company you know

the if you haven't seen it my my app the

interface app it's available in stores

and I'll just say one thing about it

it's designed so that anybody can sign

up as an expert at anything you just

have to know more than the people who

want advice from you and that you can

set your own price and when people can

immediately call you so you're available

now somebody says oh I want an expert

and they're immediately on a video call

with an expert at the price set by the

expert but I'm starting to think that

maybe it's larger application that would

be useful is keeping people company I

saw that they're in

Japan middle-aged men are actually

renting themselves out to give advice

that a middle-aged man would would know

and just keep people company have you

heard of that and there are other people

I think who are making scads of money on

YouTube who just eat it's just a YouTube

of somebody eating their lunch and it's

and these are used to largely just keep

people company and I'm thinking how many

people would pay just to have somebody

hang out with them for a while and it's

probably a lot because keep in mind that

you know the price could be quite

reasonable especially if it's somebody

in another country somebody who just has

some free time maybe so he just wants to

do it so it might be that the the

biggest application is just somebody who

wants to provide some companies and

milds advice and life advice and that

sort of thing I was thinking the other

day about how much knowledge I have

accumulated in my way to long life and

how if I didn't share it it would be

just sort of stranded you know by the

time you reach my age and when you've

been involved in this many different

businesses as I have and you've seen the

ones that worked and the ones that

failed you know I've got a I've got a an

MBA degree in economics

I've been probably an involved and I

don't 25 different businesses one way or

another

when you've done that many things you

have all this sort of I hate to call it

wisdom but it experience

locked up in your head and it's just a

shame that it would be stranded there so

there are lots of people like me who

have tons of knowledge that they can

unlock I've said this before about race

relations and particularly the

african-american community and also

women so this is something that we

and african-americans citizens have in

common which is if it's true that the

people who mostly have the power and the

influence in our society are our white

men you know just on average they've got

more of the power and the networks and

the the connections and the experience

and all that if that's true and I think

most people would say that's where it's

concentrated if you don't have access to

all of those people then you don't have

the biggest financial asset that a

person could have which is who you know

who you know especially if you were

related to him that helps a lot is gonna

be everything who you know really really

matters and I've said this before but

especially in the me to era if a if a

professional woman let's say a woman in

the in the business world wanted to get

some advice or network with a man and

said hey how about you know would you

like to go to lunch what what would that

man or should that man say or do in the

era of me - I don't know if the man is

going to take the lunch and if he does

you might have to invite you know

somebody else there just so we asked

them you know some witnesses so you're

not going to get the same kind of

interaction that two men will get it's

very common for a man to say hey yeah

but a cup of coffee like I get that

request all the time the the number of

men who have contacted me to say hey do

you have a minute let's you know for a

phone call cup of coffee and of course I

say you know most of the time I don't

have time but lots of times I say PR and

then they can get connected to whatever

people I know wisdom etc and it's free

doesn't cost him anything most of the

time but if a woman made the same

request inside a day he do you want to

meet me for lunch I wouldn't take that I

would not go to lunch with a woman in

the era of me too

and how how devastatingly bad is that

for women you know I'm not talking about

me in particular but you are so it's

such a that is such a bad situation now

let's take you know a similar but

different situation for african-american

let's say people in the business world

who want to you know one a network want

to connect now I would of course if it's

a male if let's say if it's an

african-american male I would definitely

take the lunch take the coffee you know

if I have time time allowing is always

the biggest thing but I would take that

but do they ask how many

african-american men have contacted me

compared to the number of let's say

Asian Americans you know in Indian

Americans and white Americans that group

very easily contacts me all the time so

it's just almost every day somebody in

one of those groups says hey can I talk

to you can i connect can I get some

advice can I do something but the number

of African American men who contact me

is low lower than you know their

percentage in the population even and I

don't know why that is exactly and but I

assume that it's just a little less

comfortable that's a gigantic gigantic

disadvantage and so I'm hoping that the

interface app may be one of the things

that could do is just make it easier to

contact somebody that you wouldn't

easily contact maybe you wouldn't go to

lunch with them but you'd have a you

know you might have a phone call and the

other advantage of the interface app

this is my startups app is that you can

be as anonymous as you want to be

because the the person on the other end

is not going to get your phone call or

your contact information so only the app

knows who you are or had

contact you so if you're a woman and you

wanted some advice from a male but you

didn't want to have that male have your

phone number which is probably pretty

common the interface app would let you

do that

all right so if you pay them do they

have to be nice to you well we hope they

will be all right I think I've said

enough now let me let me just add one

other thing if you haven't yet gone to

the website blight Authority dot-com

then you should check it out because

that's where Bill pulled a and I have a

website where we can collect ideas about

what to do with these blighted urban

areas you know what to build on the

blank you know the empty pieces of land

and we we have a denial of service

attack that came out of China which

doesn't mean that China was behind it

you know I suppose hackers could have

taken over a server in China and

directed it to attack the site but so I

thought to myself of all the websites in

the world that you are going to attack

with a denial of service why that one it

literally has no negative anything to it

it's just a collection of good ideas to

help people who need help in the urban

areas you know something to to build

something that would be positive there's

literally nothing about that that's

negative and that gets a denial of

service attack I mean who is that awful

that that's the thing you attack I mean

it's it's mind boggling that anybody

would even bother so so anyway

you can either go to blight to Authority

or the blight Authority

I believe they both go to the same page

and give us your ideas I'll be talking a

lot more about that in its own

periscopes there may be some exciting

things coming up soon but I can't say

anything about that yet because I don't

know but there might be some exciting

developments are so stay tuned and I

will talk to you another time maybe

sometime soon see you later