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Good morning everybody, and welcome to probably the best thing you'll ever experience. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. And I know some of you are new to this and you're saying to yourself, this doesn't look so good. What's the big deal about this? But you haven't had the sim
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If you've experienced a simultaneous sip, you know the pure joy of feeling everybody in the world who's watching this at the same time enjoying the same simultaneous sip. And you're gonna enjoy it too. All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, chalice, stein or canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. And this is wha
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t makes you addicted. It's going to happen now. John says it's his first day of sipping but he's been listening for months. Oh, there are others like you, aren't there? There are other people watching who are thinking to themselves, I'm not going to do the sip. Okay, I'll watch the content but I'm not going to do the simultaneous sip. Don't manipulate me, hypnotist. Not gonna do it. Oh, you'll d…
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