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ultaneous sip, right? If you've experienced a simultaneous sip, you know the pure joy of feeling everybody in the world who's watching this at the same time enjoying the same simultaneous sip. And you're gonna enjoy it too. All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, chalice, stein or canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me…
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John says it's his first day of sipping but he's been listening for months. Oh, there are others like you, aren't there? There are other people watching who are thinking to themselves, I'm not going to do the sip. Okay, I'll watch the content but I'm not going to do the simultaneous sip. Don't manipulate me, hypnotist. Not gonna do it.
Oh, you'll do it. Oh, you will do it. You just don't know it yet because you'll want to. I don't have to talk you into it. You're going to want it. You're going to want it so good. I feel sorry for the people who aren't doing this. I think I'll take another one. Don't. Yeah, don't do it. Don't be manipulated into it no matter how good it is, no matter how much you would enjoy it. Do not let me manipulate you into taking a sip of a delicious beverage just bec
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ause I want you to. That's no reason. Oh my god, it goes down just as good as it goes past the taste buds. But don't do this. You do you. Enjoy it. You know everybody's different. One more. Wow. Yeah, but you do you. All right, let's get to the news. Rasmussen tells us just what I expected. Do you know what kind of polls I like? The kind of polls I like are the ones that agree with me. Those are…
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