Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive August 24, 2026
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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the best damn thing that's ever happened to you. Now, I might, I may have said that before, but this time I'm gonna deliver because the news has been kind to us and given us great stories to talk about.

While you're doing your morning exercise or morning coffee or whatever the hell you're doing this morning, just keep it up though. I can tell from here you're doing a good job. Come on, push it, push it. All right, good.

Now if you'd like to take it up a notch, all you need is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard, gel-style canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite beverage. I like coffee. And join me now for the

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unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go. I think I had a little bit of a slurp with the sip. Now you want your sip to be pure without the slurp, but up to a 10 percent sip-to-slurp ratio would still be acceptable. Beyond 10, nobody wants to be around you if you know what I mean. Babylon Bee h…

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