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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the best damn thing that's ever happened to you. Now, I might, I may have said that before, but this time I'm gonna deliver because the news has been kind to us and given us great stories to talk about. While you're doing your morning exercise or morning coffee or whatever the hell you're doing this morning, just keep it up though. I can tell from here you'r…
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I think I had a little bit of a slurp with the sip. Now you want your sip to be pure without the slurp, but up to a 10 percent sip-to-slurp ratio would still be acceptable. Beyond 10, nobody wants to be around you if you know what I mean.
Babylon Bee has an important report. As you know, the Babylon Bee is the last remaining credible publication, and they've got a breaking story out of Sacramento. Daring midday train robberies are the latest phenomena to flourish in the golden state. These rail heists, along with a dearth of electricity and banishment of
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gas vehicles, have led to California rebranding with a vintage old west theme. So if you were thinking of taking the family to a nice summer vacation someplace that's like a theme park, California used to be a bunch of traffic and stuff and movies and stuff and boring things, but now we've got this whole wild west thing. We've got outdoor bathrooms. Indoor plumbing? Completely unnecessary. We've
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