Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive July 2, 2026
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It'll be okay. Settle down. It will all be fine, I promise. And if you'd like to take what might be a bad day for some of you and make the best of it, well, you came to the right place. I'm going to explain it all so you will go away from this encounter knowing exactly what went wrong.

Are you ready? Well, if you'd like to take it up to

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the highest level of understanding, all you need is a cup or a glass or a tank or a chalice or a stein or a canteen, a trucker's flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit or the other thing that makes everything better except the midterms. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Ah ye…

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