Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive July 2, 2026
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It'll be okay. Settle down. It will all be fine, I promise. And if you'd like to take what might be a bad day for some of you and make the best of it, well, you came to the right place. I'm going to explain it all so you will go away from this encounter knowing exactly what went wrong. Are you ready? Well, if you'd like to take it up to

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the highest level of understanding, all you need is a cup or a glass or a tank or a chalice or a stein or a canteen, a trucker's flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit or the other thing that makes everything better except the midterms. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now.

Ah yeah. Two sniffs and an exhale. Oh, don't you feel better now? A little bit?

All right, I'm going to lift your

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spirits and make everything better. Maybe. We'll see. I don't know if you heard there was an election last night. I think Ben Shapiro summed it up best in a tweet as he was watching the results come in. He said, from red wave to red wedding. Now if you don't watch Game of Thrones that meant nothing to you. If you do watch Game of Thrones, pretty darn clever. The red wedding was a bloody massacre i…

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