Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
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Everybody, welcome to the highlight of civilization, the best thing that's ever happened to you by far. And let's all take this experience up to levels where other people will be jealous. Yeah, the reason to feel good is to make other people feel bad

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. Don't lose sight of that. And if you want to make them feel really bad, all you need is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard, chalice, a canteen, yoga flask — the vessel of the Medica — and fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the thing that will be the end

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