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Everybody, welcome to the highlight of civilization, the best thing that's ever happened to you by far. And let's all take this experience up to levels where other people will be jealous. Yeah, the reason to feel good is to make other people feel bad
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And if you want to make them feel really bad, all you need is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard, chalice, a canteen, yoga flask — the vessel of the Medica — and fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the thing that will be the end
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of the day, the thing that makes everything better. Everything. It's called the simultaneous sip. Congratulations, you made it on time. I see some people just got here at the nick of time, and your day will be perfect today. Then what a day you're gonna have. In fact, I'm going to give you a little technique to try today. So I've tried this and it works every time I do it, and it's kind of freaky…
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