Coffee With Scott Adams — Knowledge Archive May 24, 2026
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Fixing a little technical problem over on the Locals platform, but it looks like the Locals platform is deader than a doornail today. I'll try it one more time. Hey, is it looking better? Not so much. Well, we're having a terrible time here technically. Normally I'd be halfway through the simultaneous sip, but it looks like we've got nothing today. So we'll be closing up Locals and opening it up on my phone, which should work. But we'll see. Watch me scramble to make all this work while you wait, wishing there was actually a show going on. Yeah, it looks like Locals is dead. All right, today it's all you. It's all you today.

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o start from the beginning? Good morning. Would you like to take this experience up to levels that you don't even believe are possible? Yes, you do. And all you need for that is a coffee mug or a glass, a tankard, a Chelsea-style mug, a canteen, a chocolate flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamines…

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