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Back to episode — Episode 2182 Scott Adams - UFOs, Hunter, Trump Indictments, Lots More Fun

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Fixing a little technical problem over on the Locals platform, but it looks like the Locals platform is deader than a doornail today. I'll try it one more time. Hey, is it looking better? Not so much. Well, we're having a terrible time here technically. Normally I'd be halfway through the simultaneous sip, but it looks like we've got nothing today. So we'll be closing up Locals and opening it up o…

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o start from the beginning? Good morning. Would you like to take this experience up to levels that you don't even believe are possible? Yes, you do. And all you need for that is a coffee mug or a glass, a tankard, a Chelsea-style mug, a canteen, a chocolate flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamines of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now

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. Go. That's good stuff. All right, ladies and gentlemen, have you seen any news today? Well, there's news all over the place. It's like news happening like you can't even believe it. But let's go through it. So the Wall Street Journal is saying that the economy grew by 2.4 percent. We'll talk about Hunter and UFOs and stuff, but it'll take a minute for all the Locals people to give up and come o…

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