Back to episode — Episode 2182 Scott Adams - UFOs, Hunter, Trump Indictments, Lots More Fun
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warm. Now this is my problem with averages. If somebody told you that the average temperature of the Earth was going up, that's pretty scary, right? But what if they told you that it's warming up in the places that are too cold and the places that are already hot? Nobody lives there because it's a desert anyway, for example. Now that's the extreme. I'm exaggerating the effect here, but that's your…
← Previous segment →not work hard but maybe not send that same message to, let's say, China? What would be a platform that would do that? I mean, who would tell Americans to be lazier because it's awesome while not telling Chinese citizens to be lazy because it's not awesome? Who would do that? The answer is TikTok. Are you surprised? Oh, big surprise. A trend that's really bad for Americans seems to be running on TikTok, which does not run in the same form in China. So why are people talked into being trans if they never thought of it in their life before on TikTok but not in China? They don't run it there. And why are people told to not work so hard? Well, it doesn't happen in China. And what is Congress looking at this week? The fact that it's obvious that we have a brainwashing technology that's been inserted in the phone of every young American? Or we have a hearing on that today? No, no, it's about aliens and UFOs because it's summer and you don't talk about real stuff in the summer, you fool.
Let's talk about UFOs. As you know, the Congress had some hearings about whether the government has secret UFOs that they're keeping from us. And I don't know about you, but after listening to some of the testimony about the UFOs, I'm left with more questions than answers. More questions than answers. Here are some of the questions I have. How much money did Hunter get from the UFOs? I assume he shall come down. I just don't know how much money he made. Number two, are we using this advanced alien technology that we have to make video cameras for the White House that can't see Hunter? Yeah, special technology. The security cameras can see everybody except Hunter. He's just invisible on camera. And most importantly, number three, how many aliens are in Trump's boxes? Must be a few, because one thing we know is that we can't be told what's in the boxes. I can't think of anything else that they wouldn't tell us, because anything else they could tell us. Am I right? They could tell us in a general way. Again, let me give you an example. If Trump's boxes of secrets had attack plans for Iran, we would hear that. They just wouldn't tell us the details. If there were nuclear secrets, we would hear that. They just wouldn't tell us the actual s
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ecrets, right? If he had boxes that were full of, let's say, sensitive conversations with a foreign adversary or for an ally or maybe something that we'd found about a foreign adversary, we would have heard that. We just wouldn't hear the details of it, right? What's the one thing that could be in the boxes that even the government wouldn't even say anything about? Aliens. Aliens. There have to be…
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