Oh, very good, very good. Above average. I'd give it an A minus, possibly an A. And see how much better you feel.

Let's talk about all the news. It'll be a combination of things that are real and stuff that's fake and things that I make up completely. You won't tell the difference really. It's all going to sound the same.

Well, San Diego has had more rain in, I guess, a day than they usually have in a month and it's flooding. And it's flooding so badly in San Diego that SeaWorld is underwater. I'm not making that up. That's actually a real story. SeaWorld is underwater. Now what happens if the whales swim away? Because the whales don't know the difference between the flood water and the water they're swimming around in, right? Can't they, if the water gets high enough, can't the whales just swim away? Can they free Willy? Is Willy free already? And is it just the whales or can all the smaller fish that are out in those tanks? Now I know the whales are not going to swim away but it's funny to imagine, isn't it?

Well, the World Economic Forum. I know a lot of you people are like, oh, the World Economic Forum is trying to destroy the world and take away our rights and put us in slavery. And you know, I think it's a lot of hyperbole, don't you? A lot of hyperbole. I'm not worried about the World Economic Forum like all of you people. No, no, I'm not worried about it at all. See what's in the news. The World Economic Forum thinks that coffee is putting too much CO2 into the atmosphere and maybe they're go