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Oh, very good, very good. Above average. I'd give it an A minus, possibly an A. And see how much better you feel. Let's talk about all the news. It'll be a combination of things that are real and stuff that's fake and things that I make up completely. You won't tell the difference really. It's all going to sound the same. Well, San Diego has had more rain in, I guess, a day than they usually hav…
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Yeah, I don't take this too seriously. Did I tell you that 2024 would be the year that everything sounds funny? Right? Do you remember when the World Economic Forum said there was too much CO2 in the air? I'm trying to do a Swiss accent or Austrian or whatever the hell it is. The scientists have said there's too much CO2 in the air and so you must drive your combustion engine less. Now I have to admit that while I don't buy into that alarmism it at least sounds a little sciency, a little sciency, kind of serious. But then when they come for my coffee I say I don't feel like you're being serious anymore because you know what? I'm not going to give up my coffee. Yeah, no, coffee. You're not going to take my coffee from my cold dead hands. You can pry it anyway.
If you're not watching the Dilbert comic strip, which means that you're not subscribing either on the X platform where you can subscribe to see it every single day as well as the Dilbert calendar in digital form, then you would not know that this week Dilbert's company is being asked to house migrants in their cubicles. That's not too much to ask. And it looks like they'll be housing three to five Elbonian migrants per cubicle. The women in the office are not going
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to be happy about it, especially since in Elbonia the national sport is rape. But Alice and Tina the tech writer are not going to be too happy about it. So that's what you're missing if you're not on the Locals platform where you could subscribe or on X where you can see Dilbert as well. On the Locals platform you see also my other comic, Robot Reads News, which is far naughtier than anything you'…
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