Back to episode — Episode 2376 CWSA 02/06/24
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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. Oh, we're going to have some fun today. And it's not because the show is better than usual, but it really will be. It'll be better than usual. It's because the news is so delightful today. A lot of funny stories, cra
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But if you'd like to take this experience up to levels that people can't even imagine with their tiny human brains, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now.
Quite perfect. Better than normal. Above average.
Well, let me catch you up on the
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news. There's a leaked video of musical star Drake who, if you were to believe that the video is real, appears to be pleasuring his gigantic male member while somebody surreptitiously films it. Now by coincidence his own phone is in front of his face, so there is no part of Drake which I recognize. I'd like to go on record as saying that if I see a video of allegedly Drake and the only part of it…
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