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Just killing time until all the feeds are here and everybody's here. All right, I feel like it's time. Is everybody here? Good. Well, this is Coffee with Scott Adams, the best time you're ever going to have in your life. If you'd like to take it up to levels that
← Previous segment →nobody can even understand with their pea-sized human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or glass, a tankard or a giant jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it's going to happen now.
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Ah. Sound is working. Video is working. WiFi is streaming. This might be the best day you've ever had. Yeah, it might be. I mean, there could
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be better ones after this, but if ever there was a time when I thought I was running the simulation, it would be today. And you're going to see this in every story. Every story today is going to look like, "Scott, did you cause that to happen? Did you will that out of the universe and it just happened?" Let me begin with exhibit A for me running the universe. Story number one: daily coffee consum…
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